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DropShot:
Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

Anyone who calls it a scam should donate his or her family members for such scam and see how it feels. Bunch of lowlifes too plenty here abeg.

The biggest fraud in Nigeria's history was the shoeless, clueless, corrupt Ineffectual Buffoon under whose watch BH seized not only territories but also thousands of innocent citizens while his NSA and Service Chiefs made themselves billionaires from Security funds.

And the worst set of Nigerians are those who call the BH atrocious kidnapping of the Chibok Girls a scam despite incontrovertible evidences of the abduction. One has to wonder whether the white matter in their skull is not Akamu instead of brain.

People with functioning brains must understand that as the Sambisa forest gets cleared by the Army, many more hostages will be freed and some of them might turn out to be part of the Chibok Girls. Why were the previously rescued women from Sambisa not called the Chibok Girls?

Common sense has departed many people just because their useless candidate lost election.

See the way u just dey rant for internet like say one single breeze dey ur yansh! Na ppl like una dey run take cover wey una hear just the sound of a locally made pistol! Ozubo!!!

akthedream1:
Your head.

Ur yansh! Orue!!!

akthedream1:
Those who are wailing that Chibock girl's kidnapp is a
scam,should also agree that Enugu fulani herds men attack
is also a big time scam..
Stop playing politics with human life.It could be you
tomorrow.

You have been moving from one thread to another, posting this same crap!

@Op, how much were you paid to bring out this crap?

victorvezx:
See them , losers with victim mentality, always acting as if every one is against them. U are not the only ones the herdsmen attacked and U are not the only tribe in Nigeria. Clowns from the east

Do u think with ur brain or ur feet?

H

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tosyne2much:
Right on track egbon Rapmoney

9. Ass-licking on Nairaland

Another thing realistic guys should know is that, one does not need to ass-lick ladies on nairaland before they fall for you. Painting a guy bad or calling your fellow dude all sorts of derogatory names for being sincere only makes you nothing but a plain eeediot. I don't want to start mentioning their names

10. Borrowing Material Things to Impress a girl

Guys, note that you don't need to borrow ridiculous things such as shoes, belts, phones, wristwatch and boxers just to prove your worth to a lady. In fact, all these things only make you look like you're wallowing in low self esteem. Your worth can be proven with ordinary Asha201 and not Infinix Hot note

**Lalasticlala, do we have to use a goat to appease to you just to move this thread to the promise land?**

Bro, I sight you! Still keeping it real

MrDavidson:
What an affront. The govt must use two-pronged solution here: a massive bombardment of their hideout followed by minor concessions to tell that 'no group is greater than a State'.

You think you can just sit under your brown roof and type crap from your old Nokia 210 phone!!! If u hear gunshot nah, u go piss for body!

Is there anything we won't read on this forum?

Toks2008:
Rapmoney lalasticlala is a different mod and i honestly believe he will move this to frontpage but the title might just be the reason judging from the ways Seun have been acting these days expecially when it comes to topics relating to ladies(maybe he don dey friend one nland babe wey dey complain)

So in my view i guess the title should be modified to something like " (5 Ways To Avoid 'Emotional Torture' In The Hands Of nonchalant ladies)

That word Nigerian ladies may be the problem...my opinion tho

It has been modified already.

lalasticlala:
The way you people comment atimes is preposterous. What do you mean that mods are biased? The thread not being on FP yet means that the mods are biased? Do u knw if the mods have taken note and may move it later? Come and feature it yourself.

I have been a member of this forum since 2008 so I don't think anyone would expect me to act like a novice. I have seen many topics on fp that possessed little or no creativity and it didn't take up to 10 minutes before they were moved to front page! Tell me, what can a thread like 'Billionaire's Daughter Shows Off Her Massive Curve' teach anyone? I'm not forcing anyone to move this to fp but I'm just stating the obvious. We are not kids! If it doesn't make front page, that doesn't stop me from carrying out my normal daily activities but have it in mind that before the mods, there have been NL and some members! Thank you...I will say no more of this

Mediapace:
That is not an excuse bro,rapmoney is right

Thanks man. If they don't want to move it to fp, that's their business! That doesn't stop me from eating or sleeping peacefully as I have been doing.

Symphony1:
Is beta dan kippin a Nigerian Gfrd. d moni i spend atimes is just to buy juice n little snacks,

U be bad guy but just juice n snacks? Those girls must be very cheap!

HardMirror:
This is the most intelligent topic I have read in the romance section

100% verified
Lalasticlala seun this is an excellent piece, FP please

Thanks bro. I don't know if the mods are just being biased here because I see some trivial issues on front page everyday. Sometimes, that's why we are not encouraged to create threads!

tommychow:
You nailed it, man. You just spoilt a lot of naija babes' day. So they have this thread and strike to worry about. Watch your back.

Another way I make 'em calm down is I tell them nonchalantly with the straightest face (or any expression that makes her feel her BS ain't affecting you) that she's starting to act very very immature. With an indifferent look on your face and blunt comment it cuts mighty deep and leaves them wounded and weak. At this point, everything else sinks in, so choose your words wisely. Constructively criticize her and make her better when she heals.

Is that why lalasticlala has not bothered to move this to the promised land?

AngelAhnie:
You said I should call u the king

That was then nah...na for anoda thread

Toks2008:
Makes lot of sense.

That number 5 tho...the only solution is having a side chic which is tantamount to cheating on her. There are some ladies that have very low libido and the more you act as if you don't care about sex the better for her

There's a difference between acting as if ur life depends on sex and u actually liking sex. Many people like sex but sex freaks act as if their life depends on it

AngelAhnie:
King of olosho kingdom I no be wayward person

U wan come carry title give me for Nairaland, abi?

AngelAhnie:
Which one be my way

Ur way na the wayward way!

Lalasticlala, rocktation...una nefa wake up from sleep?

adepeter26:
Well said Rapmoney. Kudos

Thanks

pich4real:
wow, am impressed, ur words are so true

Kherry:
Bros,wetin we do u na,to make u expose us lyk diz......Na wa oooooh

Nor be me do am. Na truth do am

MVLOX:
I can testify to all dis facts....I have been using them since secondary sch days....it all boil down to have a good and early knowledge of sex education.... Dat way u knw urself and the opposite sex beta....as for me I may not be handsome of really rich par say ooo both my fiancé is so hot while babes that some times fight for my attention or even flirt with me are even hotter... But as a 1 woman man they are only wasting their time....op u are overly correct....lala dis na FP material ooo

The truth is bitter, bro, yet, it must be told

DanceVille:
Great Write-up sir.

You just nailed it.

Thanks man!

Symphony1:
Who get tym to kip a gel? na to fcccck any wan wey com my way cos al dey want is moni n mst I bleep I dnt giv moni sef, b4 u ask of moni, I v markd register n off I go.

You will still spend money on 'anyone that comes your way'.

DIKEnaWAR:
I have seen a lot of 'lists' on nairaland, but this list right here is the real list.

Kudos bro.

Thanks bro

lalasticlala

Seun, lalasticlala, rocktation...

alkarulezz, ichommy, emusmith, tosyne2much, ronald4lif, toks2008, danceville, genea (I know u must counter!)

Burgerlomo:
Thumb's up, in fact your head correct pass the person wey dey collect contributions for Shomolu

Lol, u no go kill person oh!

Babzilla:
Truth

AngelAhnie:
Seen

We know you, na ur way

Tapout:
I can testify to this....

The fear of losing you to another lady keeps them on track.