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Kpa kpa kpa...make we clap for Op. Abi? You just mentioned what a woman would do when she gets married ba? Hope say u nor forget the tough life of a man. Who dey do the struggling and hussling pass? Answer my question, Op! See ur mouth! E be like say u just get one new babe wey de shack u

Abeg, make I follow this road hurry enter another thread

Chai!!! See wetin Oyinbo and Arab people put una! So you come dis life to come fight war?

Aitee1: Thanks for the compliment!

You are welcome.

Aitee1: I personally stopped my mum frm bathing wid it oh, I explained to her dat 70percent of the fluid in our system is salty already ranging frm sweat, tears, blood etc that excess salt in d body is harmful, she then cool down

I admire your intelligence. Many of our young women don't even have time for that.

okotv: whatsapp messages are too much so all i do is ignore unproven facts and lies...by the way why do we humans have brains but are easily brainwashed Nigerians.

Not just humans bro, it is Nigerians in particular. The average school drop-out in the western world hardly believe such.

Aitee1: imagine that! A phd holder. A medical doctor called my mum and told her to bath salt water, I was so angry when my mum tried to force everyone ahome to do same.

Lol yea, most of our parents did that. My mum isn't left out.

Aitee1: The problem is most nigerians are educated illiterate, all they do is acquire certicficate with little or no research, they are so lazy that they don't reason nor make use of their thinking faculty

When my neighbour told me he actually bathed with salt after speaking with a colleague of his on phone, I just wished he would throw his Phd certificate into the waste bin.

Aitee1: This reminds me of an incident when I was an undergraduate, there was panic in school because of sms and calls asking people to swtch off their phone @midnight and keep it far from them that there is going to be an ozone layer depletion and if any phone is powered on it will emit radiation and explode and kill anyone near, I was dissapointed in all the science student that gave in to such crab and switch off their phones so I told them I'll prefer to sacrifice so they can tell the story, lo and behold all my room mate left the room 4me to sleep alone simply cos I refuse to switch off my phone and in the morning they were all ashame to face me.

Majority of Nigerians just believe things that are unimaginable. Even science students kwa? God help us, but we must first, help ourselves by ceasing to be this gullible.

Tundeiab: yea bro. I perfectly understand you. Just wrote that to put the record straight for those with poor comprehension ability in here.
Trust me dem plenty for NL.

Noted bro, thanks.

Tallesty1: You forgot the one that said we should not a pick a call from one yeye number like that. They said those who picked died instantly.



I tried the number many times and neither times did it connect. Fake stories everywhere.

Yes, I remember now and so many peeps, even the so called educated, fell for it. The fact is, nobody I know of today has been bold enough to tell me that someone he/she knew personally happened to be a victim.

Tundeiab: I personally watched TB Joshua refute your first point on Emmanuel TV. Some peeps find pleasure in putting panic in other peeps sha. I do receive many of them on my whatsapp and BBM. Some will even tell you that you will receive a surprise package if you rebroadcast .
Smh

My guy, all na washing. I don't believe in them. How can you send a prayer to someone and threaten that if they don't send it to 10 people, something terrible would happen to them. Which kain prayer be dat? Btw, I didn't say TB Joshua said that. I only said people said he 'prophesied' such.

You can contribute by adding similar silly stories you have heard so that people can learn from them and free themselves from the chains of ignorance and gullibility.

Good evening everyone,
For sometime now, I have observed carefully that most Nigerians are easily deceived by people who just want to create fear in the minds of the gullible ones. There are people whose hobby it is to send text messages to others and ask them to send to 10 people they care about. These text messages normally contain an impending danger or one silly story that even a high school drop-out in the western world would not fall for...below are some of the silly and unbelievable stories that succeeded in creating fear in the minds of Nigerians(even the so-called educated):

1. Gbagi Episode: Some years back, txt messages were sent to so many people that T.B Joshua prophesied that a lion would appear from the house of a famous politician, Kenneth Gbagi, in Warri! So funny, but many Nigerians fell for it. I know folks who placed their keys under lock and abandoned their houses. Would it have been possible for a lion to eat everybody that lives in that town? If Gbagi actually owned a lion, people around would have heard the roar of the lion A friend of mine lives in that same street, I do visit him but I never heard the roar of a lion! The truth is that, you cannot keep a lion in a residential area without people knowing. The roar of a lion travels far.

2. Hotel Excel Episode: In 2012, we were told that a girl was turned into a snake at Hotel Excel(for those that live in Warri/Effurun). The news went far to an extent where friends in other states and towns were calling me to confirm if it was true. Funny enough, so many Nigerians fell for it. People were busy sending the videos to their friends and relatives. A video that has been on Youtube for years and was actually put together by some dude from Singapore just for fun

3. No Wearing Red Episode: Nigerians were also told in 2012 that they should not put on red clothes on a particular day because the 'evil politicians' would use the blood of anyone that wore red for ritual sacrifice! I laughed when I heard it and I had to borrow my bro's red top to prove to peeps how stewpid they could be for falling for that crap (red isn't my favorite though). If you are reading this and you fell for it, then you are not better than the village idio.t!

The Ibadan Fish-Human Episode: Ibadan people, una nor go kill us. Fish turned to human. Hmmm! It is high time Nigerian parents exposed their kids to channels such as Animal Planet and Nat Geo so that they can learn about animals. Enough of these Nollywood loads of disappointment where Tonto Dikeh and the likes showcase their breasts and bums. The average Nigerian student doesn't know what a squid is but she can tell you all the flicks that Funke Akindele has starred in since January, 2013. Many people still fell for that crap!

4. Salt and Ebola Episode: Chai!!! Wetin concern bicycle with filling station? Even people who call themselves Phd holders fell for this crap! It was not medically proven before Nigerians started stuffing their intestines and skins with salt. Rest in peace to those who already had high blood pressure...they shortened their lives out of ignorance.

Nigerians should wise up. It is high time we stopped believing all sort of silly stories sold to us. God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

teeo: And all the Igbos that hate Yoruba's would rush to rent shops there.

Eko oni baje

You need a brain surgeon! You are a rotten maggot!

Op, abeg no vex...I thought I saw 'Ebola Commissions Tejuosho Market' Chai!!! Alcohol nor good o! Hangover tins

so we no go flex again abi?

Many men dor flex both dia own and dia children own join. Man go flex but na with akonuche bro

I dor try abeg! Haba! Threads like this deserves front page na! Mods pls move dis to front page. Lots of yound dudes might have one thing or the other to learn in here

I was expecting to see names like Oluwapelumi Ebola-Kemi, Funmilayo Adepoju, Obianuju Jikporonku or Oghenemine Ejaikre @Op, do the names in your post belong to Naija babes?

Orue!!!

New Nation should be a well-known scam company to many people right now. I wonder why a genuine business organisation would be requesting for 22 tall beautiful girls from Delta State. Funny enough, modelling is not among their businesses. A firm that conducted a 5 min interview and declared all applicants as successful and asked them to pay money! Dukwe should rot in Hell!

Abeg who know how much dem dey sell Audi A8?

igbsam: Nice one.....Also, in the news, kidnapping and robbery scourge in delta has increased rapidly. Sometimes i wonder if security operatives exists in that state. Something has to be done cos i'm stating to think the youths of those region are lazy bunch of nitwits.

You must have been a huge bunch of disappointment and a fool since 1586 to think that 'youths in those regions are lazy bunch of nitwits'. If area hear am ehn, dem go beat you till you poo poo for body

"Religion is the opium of the people" - Karl Marx (1818-1883)

kastonkastrol: christ..... What is the wife of a reknown rebel doing on the list? Her husband wasnt a politician but a rebel who killed many nigerians just to bring his Biafra into life... But unfortunately the nigerian army really dealt with him..

You lack political education...your small mind lacks historical knowledge!

kabba7: For once Nigerians must begin to say the truth !
I have lived in the north for vry many years infact worked at the sultan palace for a litle over 2 years and outside the palace for more than 10 years and stay in lagos for equally many years now
Those on the war drums by action and verbal are the igbos hiding behind being 'booked' wanting to occupy and take over everywhere but there own place is 'no go' land as you either get robbed ,killed or get your investments destroyed and i am a direct victim .
When you stay in other peoples land and feel you can dictate to them on what to or not do you are only indirectly asking them to do thier worst a very good examply is the recent apointment of the Emir of Kano when every iboman think he or she can stampede the people on who should be the king of kano.
As long as you cant allow others in your domain but want to occupy other peoples place you will continue to have problems what you now refer to as war drumbs is not war drum but war whistle.,yesterdays post by ASARI DOKUBO on his twitter page that the attempt on Gen. Buhari is just part one is very relevant here if there must be war why not lets begin early enough it wont be the first time anyway .
YOU DONT BEAT WAR DRUMS WITH DRUMS BUT BY YOUR MOUTH AND ACTIONS TALK TO YOUR BROTHER , GROUND NO LEVEL AGAIN OH !!!

You are just as senseless as your post!

oduastates: The people beating the drums of war are the
North,South east and south south.
Ask yourself,
Why does odua states have to fight a war when we can simply close our borders and build fences to keep the barbarians out.

You are nothing but a compound fool! It is people like you that fan the embers of war...in real life, you would run when you hear the sound of gun. Come to the Niger Delta, beast!

Karleb: I mean, it's better to be an illiterate than to lack exposure.

Your reasoning is very poor...not better than that of an illiterate person. Illiteracy in English means someone who can neither read nor write. Does it mean anyone who is not exposed is not able to read or write? Think well before you comment. I pity those ppl who liked your posts.

Karleb: I mean, it's better to be an illiterate than to lack exposure.

Your reasoning is very poor...not better than that of an illiterate person. Illiteracy in English means someone who can neither read nor write. Does it mean anyone who is not exposed is not able to read or write? Think well before you comment. I pity those ppl that liked your posts.

Wonderful! Thanks Op, for sharing these on NL. I prefer this to rabbish topics like '25 Ways Not To Be Friend-Zoned', '17 Ways To Make A Girl Love You' and all those trash we see on NL everyday!

MANGAM: Akure is very cheap to live in too. Ilorin is the cheapest city I ve lived in

Kpakam! You try...I regret not staying back in Ilorin after my youth service. Accomodation and foodstuffs are very cheap. If you come Warri, make you block me for Oneki beer parlor for some cold beer. Dial dis number: 080Area-hey!

Op, you try but what about having lots of unreleased mess