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LaurelP: Some guys have just refused to have sense in their life. How can a full grown, mature, able bodied young man indulge in dis idiosycratic behaviour?

If u like a girl, why don't you PM her or quote one of her comments to tell her. That's why theirs a PM feature here. Why disgrace yourself and other guys by opening a thread.

Some will even they "love" the girl! As in love o, not even "like". You love someone you haven't seen nor heard from. Pls dis rubbish must stop!!!

Its all dis nonsense dat makes ladies to disrespect us and talk to us anyhow here. U will see a girl will quote a guy and start abusing him without reason.

No matter what you do, you can never get laid through NL so stop fooling yourself guys. If you like her, then PM or quote or follow her. Not opening a senseless thread to mumu yourself.

I thought I was the only one that noticed it. This trend dor make NL girls dey form one nansense thing! The Romance section is becoming increasingly childish. Because of expressing myself on this issue, I got banned by some effing mods! You can do that again if you like. School dor vacate, summer classes dor stop, more kids will soon flock the Romance section

See wetin dey cause all this rabbish below...

How many times will I come across this thread? Different days, same old poo!

jeffizy: hahahah....your topic reminds me of a former friend. Lol.
Former because I had to cut off from him due to his betting addiction.
The funny part of my drift is that this guy will borrow money and expect to pay you back from bet winnings.

He walks around with a pen and his bettings. Stops on the road at intervals to check sofascores.com , ticks his paper, either jumps and shouts in frenzy or stamps his feet on the ground depending on how favorable the result. is.

I just laughed so hard when he was hoping to turn 10k into 200k through betting and 2 weeks away from his wedding. WTF!!

His inspiration is from someone ( don't know how true ) that borrowed from the bank and hit it big betting. The dude bought a car and got 1960 as his licence plate.
Fuckin addictive shit.

Always having stories as hope. Hehe...money wen we go use go chop fufu and cowhead for Omo Yoru place.

Of all the peeps I know that play nairabet, merrybet, etc, I have not seen anyone whose life has changed.

In almost all the streets in major cities in Nigeria, you will surely find a betting shop. They are very many: nairabet, merrybet, surebet, 1960 bet, Baba Ijebu, etc Every blessed day, Nigerian youths throw away the little they have trying to win thousands and millions. I know guys in my neighbourhood who told me years back that they would never work; they hoped to win big. I still see them today as broke as hell. The funny thing is that it is always one match that spoils their game each time they play Why would you want to use 300 naira to win 3 million? Na so e dey be? Why not save those money daily and see what the outcome would be in 3 months! Those that promote the bet and their agents are really getting richer at the expense of our youths. Guys make una wise up. Use the money take chop well and dress well.

Advice to guys: Don't ever you involve yourself in a long distance relationship! You dey Warri dey do lovey lovey while one banker dey wipe ur babe front and back for Lagos

creamylicious: one hundred teacher kisses for you jawe. The kiss will teach you many things ;Done hundred teacher kisses for you jawe. The kiss will teach you many things

Hmmm...thnks for d kisses

oluwaKStar: so u b teacher and yr name na creamylicious....what exactly do u teach ur students

Be enlightened! Does it mean one cannot be fashionable or trendy if he/she is a teacher? Mentality of traditionally unenlightened folks! Just because of a user name? Her students don't call her such after all and it doesn't affect what she teaches them!

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Op, na you dey the pishure You think say we nor go know, abi? Na your back head and shirt I take identify you. You cannot hide

Only girls who have unrealistic expectations think so. An intelligent, hard working, modest and well-mannered girl would get a husband sooner. The one who wants to use a Z3 Blackberry, pinging on the passenger's seat of a Range Rover, yet her family barely feeds well would say husbands are hard to come by.

Hehehehe, banned in Romance section for speaking the truth; that most NL girls are ugly. Ban dor expire My opinion dey give some pipo for Romance section sleepless nights. I remain myself and I won't change my opinion!

GAZZUZZ: Number 1,2,3 can be solved by "driving slow" when within city, saves you from a lot of scratches and dents. Number 4 made me laugh but if you were looking straight instead of sideways u woulndt have seen the driver passing by. Number 5, well its more of a nigerian bad habit.

Bro, spying with 'corner eyes' is allowed na. Na through there you go know weda e look you hatefully as e dey overtake you.

Often times, car owners get frustrated by other road users. Driving on Nigerian roads sha; na wa o!
My top 5 are:

1. Keke riders coming behind you on high speed when you are turning, and your trafficker is clearly on. They end up bruising your car. Out of every 10 cars in Delta State, 6 will have marks of white and blue on their sides (colour of keke in Delta State)and bumpers.

2. Roads normally have speed lane and slow lane. It is very annoying when I see people driving slowly on speed lane. Some will even drive in the middle, blocking every chance to overtake. You have no choice but to hoot and drive behind them; women are mostly guilty of this.

3. When someone drives recklessly in front of you and you try to correct or caution them gently, they scream, shout at you and insult you. So annoying.

4. When someone overtakes you, they look look at you spitefully as they speed past. I wonder why people do this

5.When following someone on the road, they suddenly make a turning without notifying the drivers behind by their traffickers.

Post yours let's discuss.

Mavor: @OP. So you wan use money "catch" chick? You have lost it already before it even began. The best time to "catch" a good woman is when she agrees for you in those days you were still smoking garri before you became successful. Any lady who smiles for you because of the content of your wallet and not the content of your character or the value of your potential is not worth the hassle.

He who finds a "wife", finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.

The best time to get the best girl is when you have not made it? Common, you can tell that to the kids in nursery schools! That's what they told us then but now, I know better. The more you climb the steps on the ladder of life, the more your chances of meeting the best women in the world increase.

'Small pikin wen say e wan carry e papa for akoko (shoulder), na big blockos na im go suffocate am' - Allison Dieziani Maduekwe

1.' You are an enemy of progress if you see me drinking ogogoro, then you ask me to buy beer for you' - Ken Saro-Wiwa


2.' Man wen dey spend money for woman, dem nor dey teach am how to blast her' - Olusegun Obasanjo

3.' Na through "send me card" and "I dey hungry" na im girlfriend take turn occupation for Nigeria' - Dr Emmanuel Ewetan Uduaghan

4.' Snake wen say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am' - Ambrose Alli

5. 'Man wen say witch nor dey exist, dem never press am for night be dat' - Achike Udenwa

6. 'Any movie wen you see ghost wear Brazilian hair, just know say na a product of Nollywood' - Rochas Okorocha

Post urs jooor...

mployer: Nigga you broke?

Ur father!

Op, you dey lie too much. Why didn't you mention MONEY? I know Naija girls love money so much. They can lick the navel and anus of an 85 yrs old man for money

Op, you goofed! The first thing I notiice in a woman is her professional status. I would rather remain single than date a liability! Forget the smiles; if she like, let her smile from here to Zimbabwe, if you ain't doing nothin, forget it!

vicadex07: -Picking money from the floor and turning to yam.
-Talk to a Stranger and loose your manliness

Omo, na wetin dem take deceive us dat year. Uptill date, I have never met anyone that turned into a yam or their close relatives.

Kizyte: Some people think they're funny on Nairaland.
My condolence to Pope Francis!

Why did you quote me? Wetin concern me and you? If you are a catholic, na your business be that! Abeg free me. If e pain you too much, make you go boil granites!!!

Hmmm. Okay, noted. For those that it concerns...anyway, let me enjoy Mama Idemudia's akara. Na my money kill am

Loads of craps! Abeg, make I check weda Mama Idemudia dor start to fry akara