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Christianity EtcRe: What If It All Ends Today by raptureready:
rationalmind: Lol, don't waste your time. God already knows if u'll make heaven or not. Its not like you have a choice.
*facepalm*

God says;

"Behold I have set before you, life and death, good and evil. Therefore choose life, that you may live..."

O to see the look on your face, after the rapture has taken place... Almost worth staying back...

Almost.
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Times Can One Be Baptised? by raptureready: 12:50pm On Oct 30, 2013
If he was born again the first time he was baptised, and baptised by immersion, that is all. No point doing it over and over again
Christianity EtcRe: "The Lord's Prayer" Is Not For Believers by raptureready: 8:48am On Oct 30, 2013
@op

So wait, lemme guess, Jesus was TEACHING UNBELIEVERS, how to pray TO GOD IN HEAVEN?

Thank God the bible is so complete;

Mathew 6:7-13

7 And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions like the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words.
8 Therefore do not be like them. For your Father knows the things you have need of before you ask Him
9 In this manner therefore pray:
Our Father in heaven
Hallowed be Your name
10Your kingdom come
Your will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
11Give us this day our daily bread
12And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who have trespassed. against us.
13And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from all evil,
For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.

Read your bible again. Pay attention to @bold and stop deceiving people.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin To Patronize Herbalists For Healing? by raptureready: 8:15am On Oct 30, 2013
Tiphareth: striktlymi:

There is absolutely nothing wrong in herbalists performing divination for you if it is done by a true Babalawo or Ifa priest. Compare the process to your pastor revealing to you what the holy spirit has said after a short prayer. The process is the same but while your pastor does that through the western orthodox religion, the Babalawo also does the same through African Traditional Religion like Ifa or Odinala.

Tiphareth
Except Jesus said;

"I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh unto the father except through me..."
Christianity EtcRe: You Cannot Divorce Him Or Her, Else You End Up In Hell by raptureready: 8:04am On Oct 30, 2013
highyo: even if He beat you always, you cannot divorce him, because if you do that you have exposed him to adultary.
And if you remarry another man, you are an adultrer
You make this sound totally insensitive.

Any woman living with battery, should seek help, and not quietly accept it.
Christianity EtcRe: You Cannot Divorce Him Or Her, Else You End Up In Hell by raptureready: 8:00am On Oct 30, 2013
highyo: well if you have not being taught in your church, well now that you have being told on NL, you dont have any more escuse. Go back to your first partner, and break the new relationship.
Now you dont have any excuse when you appear in God's judgement throne
When you say "partner", I do hope you mean spouse?
Christianity EtcRe: Interview With A Real New York Elder Witch (with Picture) by raptureready: 7:50am On Oct 30, 2013
Infomizer: Can we get an interview with a 9ja witch with the same questions? Then we juxtapose their responses...#justarandomthought
Lol

Afta we read dat kain interview finish, cum see their picture, u tink se we go fit sleep 4 night?

grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Let's Be Honest- The People Who Formed Religions Were The Smartest by raptureready: 9:57am On Oct 29, 2013
Logicboy03: Think about it. They sat down to contemplate on things that would give them power, wealth and an unlimited supply of slaves- and they succeeded.
Jesus was crucified.

The apostles were all killed in painful ways, for their faith. They had zero material possessions or political power to boast of.

The early christians were severely persecuted and even killed for their faith.

Where is the "They sat down to contemplate on things that would give them power, wealth and an unlimited supply of slaves- and they succeeded" in that?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It True Dat God Does Nt Hear D Prayer Of A Sinner.... by raptureready: 10:31pm On Oct 28, 2013
Except if he is praying for forgiveness for his sins.

If he is praying for anything else...

Bible says;

Isaiah 59:1-2
King James Version (KJV)
1 Behold, the LORD's hand is not
shortened, that it cannot save; neither
his ear heavy, that it cannot hear:
2 But your iniquities have separated
between you and your God, and your
sins have hid his face from you, that
he will not hear.

Habakkuk 1:13
King James Version (KJV)
13 Thou art of purer eyes than to
behold evil, and canst not look on
iniquity...

Pretty self explanatory.
Christianity EtcRe: How to be delivered from a demonic attack by raptureready: 10:20pm On Oct 28, 2013
bigtt76: Hmmm na der case start naa. How e wanntake explain to pastor say na hin girlfriend and den never marray yet de collobi togeda hunn? grin
ROTFL grin grin grin

That meeting outta be a good one. I can only begin to imagine the look on the pastor's face...

@op repent first O!
Christianity EtcRe: Strange Message And Image Appear In Brasil by raptureready: 2:33pm On Oct 26, 2013
May very well be a silly football marketing campaign.

Looking at you Blatter. angry
Christianity EtcRe: I Watch Pornograffic Movies With My Wife, Are We Sinning?? by raptureready: 12:20pm On Oct 26, 2013
bin gbagbo: HELP!
I often watch pporn with my legally married wife, and i just want to find out if its okay as a christian or not, of course backed with scripture. thank you
The bible is incredibly precise sometimes.

Bible says;

Rom 1:24 - 32
24 Wherefore God also gave them up
to uncleanness through the lusts of
their own hearts, to dishonour their
own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into
a lie, and worshipped and served the
creature more than the Creator, who is
blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up
unto vile affections: for even their
women did change the natural use into
that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving
the natural use of the woman, burned
in their lust one toward another; men
with men working that which is
unseemly, and receiving in themselves
that recompence of their error which
was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to
retain God in their knowledge, God
gave them over to a reprobate mind,
to do those things which are not
convenient;
29 Being filled with all
unrighteousness, fornication,
wickedness, covetousness,
maliciousness; full of envy, murder,
debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God,
despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors
of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding,
covenantbreakers, without natural
affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God,
that they which commit such things
are worthy of death, not only do the
same, but have pleasure in them that do them

Based on that scripture, you should think again.
Christianity EtcRe: Persecution, Integrity, Faith by raptureready: 12:00pm On Oct 26, 2013
Mr Troll: well, its simple really. Go on a killing spree and when you're caught the society you don't want to be part of will oblige you either by locking you away or gifting you the electric chair.tongue
Really?

And what about said killing spree? What of all the people who would have died (possibly including you grin )?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians And The Doctrine Of Transubstantiation by raptureready: 11:23am On Oct 26, 2013
Transubstantiation - now that's a mouthful! embarassed embarassed

No it is not his real body and blood. Jesus wasn't trying to turn his disciples and us into cannibals and vampires.

I mean, if he wanted us to eat his real flesh and gorge on his blood, during the last supper in the bible, he'd have cut maybe one hand or leg off and shared it among a bewildered Peter and the rest of his disciples.

If after the priest prayed, the wine turned into blood, IT WILL TASTE LIKE BLOOD! And you'll all go - puuuuuuke!

It's a symbolic occasion. Jesus only wanted us to commemorate his death on the cross - "and as you eat it REMEMBER ME..."
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:10am On Oct 26, 2013
@peterphd I'm ignoring posts that begin with insults. Look even @troll is playing nice and you're not a better atheist than he is.

Anyway, my response to @rationalmind covers yours too.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2013
BTW, this thread is not "Questions for christians", but "Questions for atheists".

So you guys should be the one answering my questions.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:02am On Oct 26, 2013
rationalmind: Yes. According to him, either they are sinners or their parents are sinners.
grin grin grin

You'd be surprised how uncannily true that statement may be.

Maybe the "sinner" thing created some misconceptions, so let me redefine it for you.

According to the bible, a "sinner" is somebody who is not yet "born again", that is believed on and accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as his Lord and saviour and living in obedience to God's word.

It does not mean a totally despicable evil being like say - Ariel Castro.

God's promises in the bible are to those who have accepted the covenant work of Jesus at the cross. If you are living outside this covenant, you are then not God's problem.

OYO with all them HIV and co.

It's that simple.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:37am On Oct 26, 2013
nwuyag: Xtians also die of aids everyday, even while praying
That is really something, coming from a person who worships "proof".

OK, where's the proof? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:27pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: This is what I just said. COINCIDENCE. The child has been crippled since age 2. The mother must have been bringing her to your church for good 13 years. The pastor has been praying all along for 13 years and the child never walked. There is no evidence to suggest that the child wouldn't had walked had he/she not been in the church that day.
The evidence is WHY THE HECK HAD THE CHILD NOT WALKED ALL THOSE 13 YEARS? And then suddenly, he gets prayed for IN JESUS NAME, and then HE JUST STARTS WALKING?

To you, THAT IS COINCIDENCE?

You may want to say that was their first day of coming to your church but I believe you won't be able to say that was their first time of going to other churches.
Actually, it was their first time. And they probably had their own church.
But why didn't the COINCIDENCE happen at their church?! Why wait till it was a MONTHLY miracle programme AT ANOTHER CHURCH?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:14pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: Hahahaha. I can't stop laughing. You mean you really believed in what you wrote? A child that has HIV transmitted to him/her by the parents was also a sinner before. I just can't stop laughing
Talk about unintelligent posts.

So if his parents were born again, living under God's preservation, and had no HIV, will the child have had HIV transmitted to him?

In that scenario, "sinners" would mean his PARENTS!
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mr Troll: Lol. The major reason why we bash you guys is that, frankly most of your posts are painfully unintelligent. Sometimes they're just too stupid to contemplate. We are usually left with no other choice that bashing. . .
How about just pointing out the unintelligence?

To me, bashing is the resort of those who haven't got good points to respond with.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 11:00pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: This was what Mr Troll just talked about. Unintelligent answers. Let's say God already heals people with HIV as you said which of course isn't true. Won't he do something to prevent those that are yet to have it from having it? Why does he have to wait till people have it before he heals them. Isn't prevention no longer better than cure?
God has his children who truly follow him. Among us things like HIV is unheard of, because he preserves us from it.

Those who get healed of HIV are usually those who were sinners before, got the virus and then ran to God for healing.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:54pm On Oct 25, 2013
@rationalmind

Really?

Well, recently, at a programme in my own church, a woman brought her 15 year old child, who had been cripple since age 2.

During prayers, the child started walking.

Lemme guess, the pastor quickly replaced his limbs with robotic legs?

Did you read my post about a mind preconditioned to doubt?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mr Troll: Really man? You expect me to side one christian sect over another?
Not really. That was just a lament.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:39pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mr Troll: Lol. The major reason why we bash you guys is that, frankly most of your posts are painfully unintelligent. Sometimes they're just too stupid to contemplate. We are usually left with no other choice that bashing. . .
As for Secularist, if you use him a person in generalizing all atheists then why should you be offended when people also point out the hypocrisy of christians and say that that is how all of you are?
Fair enough.

That was just really extreme, and I was surprised when nobody bothered to call him to order.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:34pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: Really? Yet ure running away from asking him what I keep telling you. Drug/vaccine for HIV/AIDS.

I have a question for you. Have you ever asked God for certain things and he didn't answer?
Like I said, I wasn't running away, just waiting for you to become respectful.

Now that you've managed that;

God already heals people of HIV, and he doesn't need a vaccine or pill to work.

If I'd asked him, this is what he would have told me.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:30pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mr Troll: JWs will strongly disagree. Hehehehe. Religion is funnycheesy
Those fellas don't do our credibility much good, do they? cry
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:28pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: So, secularist has become the spokesman for all atheists on nairaland. Whatever he says is what all nairaland atheist agree to.
What he said just got to me.

And none of you guys bothered to ask him:

"dude? You're not about to start a atheist terrorist group, right? It's the turn of the Islamists, and we have to wait our turn until oga antichrist shows up to lead us."
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: No bro. I wonder why he doesn't bother answering you.
Nah

God has answered my prayers several times.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:15pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mr Troll: cheesy. . . Got carried away i see. We are more fun you see, wink I bet you've never this amount of fun in the last 5 yrs with your fellow rapture ready brethren. Hehehehehehe

which typo?undecided
I guess I just got carried away with the fact that you guys could actually hold conversations, and not mud-slinging keyboard wars.

I'd really lowered my expectations about atheists after @secularist decided all religious people should be "exterminated"
Christianity EtcRe: Questions For Atheists!!! by raptureready: 10:10pm On Oct 25, 2013
rationalmind: Lol. Some call him God, some call him Yahweh, some call him Allah n I call him skydaddy. Its all the same
And you wonder why he doesn't bother answering you.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Really Exist? by raptureready: 10:07pm On Oct 25, 2013
nobilis: I've been going through the Bible lately. The Old Testament of the Bible has always been of special interest to me. There are so many things in the Bible that are inconsistent with reality and history. The actual historical existence of many figures in the Bible is yet to be confirmed. How are we then to really believe that the Bible is historically accurate? I dare to ask: how do we know that God really exists? Please leave the "I just know" or "I just believe and have faith" thingies aside. How exactly can the existence of God be proven?
Does God really exist?

Do you seriously believe the answer to that question lies on nairaland?

You'll just get deconverted before you can sneeze!

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