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aManFromMars: Lmao. You must be really silly. This is my last reply to you.

Noted.

I'll confess, I got a bit bored at work and started trolling.

But, what?! The lack of goodness, humility, self-control on this thread is palpable!

People can't even hold conversations without happily threatening the existence of millions, and recommending their extermination!

You fellas make abubakar shekau and his lot sound like nice people.

Adios, muchachos.

I. AM. SO. OUTTA. HERE.

aManFromMars: GOD HEALS HIV or GOD CAN HEAL HIV?

God heals HIV.

Secularist: Fuckkkkk your bible you stupid stupid person, if you think i am a terrorist then that is what i am. I am going to terrorize you and your offspring's with the truth!! And you should all be very scared about that.

Your god cannot save you from me, your imaginary friend has no bearing here, you watch and see.

Seriously ROTFL.

Puny man threatening God!

Don't destroy my poor ribs!

Secularist: GET OFF MY THREAD YOU bleeping BASTARDS!!!! MAY YOU AND YOUR GOD PERISH TOGETHER!!!!

Hey!

You fellas troll all our threads to post crap.

Bible says;

"Do unto others what you want others to do unto you..."

Logicboy03: Jesus Christ


some christians are heartless

Nah.

Truth is, God never allows such things happen to his children (the truly saved).

He spares us such painful experiences.

Secularist: I told you, religion has turned their brain to mush.

The child's existence is harmful to the mother you fuccckkking retardddds!!! JEZUZ FUCKKKING CHRIIST!!! Cant they see that?

I have no love for this zombies. They are disease to humanity. Cant the woman choose not to have the child There are several cases of rapist victims who kept the child only to kill the child having being formed into a human being in their sleep. All i ask is that the people be given a fuckkking choice without you stuuuupiiid people having to ram down some religious bullcrappp into the matter.

They dont care for the person, they care for your stupid old book. I hate religious people, they are virus that must be destroyed!!

You're beginning to sound like a terrorist!

aManFromMars: Funny, your problem with abortion is about taking the life of a 'kid'. But if push comes to shove, you'd save the mother and damn the child. Why not let both go?

Why let two die if one can be saved?

It is easier to save mother, as saving child instead will involve complicated surgery, and the kid may very well still die, since he is very fragile.

aManFromMars: So that's how you rationalize it? Did the Bible give space for such 'rationalizations'?

"Wisdom is the principal thing, therefore get wisdom..." Says the bible

aManFromMars: Let's get this straight. If someone rapes your sister, you'd advise her to keep the child? Even if the rapist had HIV?

Yes I would.

God can heal HIV.

frank3.16:
Sorry guy, really thought I was quoting the rapture ready dude( don't know what he is waiting for since he is ready, he should fly away already ). I was ready to shoot him on the leg cos I thought he quoted that. My bad.

I waiting for JESUS!

frank3.16:
Good, I just used my brain and just discovered that all u have been saying is all false

rationalmind: Lol, you have been noticed. Wasn't that your aim? Everyone has now noticed you.

frank3.16:
Sorry guy, really thought I was quoting the rapture ready dude(don't know what he is waiting for since he is ready, he should fly away already). I was ready to shoot him on the leg cos I thought he quoted that. My bad.

rationalmind: Hey bro, no P. I was wondering myself what was happening.

ROTFL

See how confused God has made my enemies confused.

What was happening?

@frank3.16 be nice and don't throw stones in a marketplace.

Mr Troll: what if there is no there?

how then can I deliver my slap?

My dear, easy na.

Must there be a slap? Two of them even?

Can't you be satisfied with just knowing? Having all those questions answered?

Ranchhoddas: really,u dey read bible so? A donkey had to speak and saul heard his voice.

I humbly beg to differ.

Before a donkey spake to balaam, God had spoken to first, he went back to God to try to change his mind, God answered him angrily, he still went ahead to try to disobey God, and God now sent an angel to destroy him on the road.
The donkey saw the angel and tried to run, balaam started to wipe the poor thing and force him on the path towards the angel.
God being merciful, opened the mouth of the donkey to talk. It was NOT the first time God spake to balaam. Balaam already knew God.

Saul being a judaist, already knew and was worshipping God via the law of Moses. When God made a new covenant by Jesus, he had trouble believing, and started persecuting the followers of Jesus. It was JESUS who appeared unto him.

Ranchhoddas: don't you think more people will believe if such signs that the bible claims are evident today?

Nah, they will look for rational explanations for it. Maybe the great light was just a supergiant star exploding in a supernova somewhere in the cosmos, maybe the donkey speaking is just mutation/natural evolution. You get my drift?

When you've chosen not to believe something, because you cannot live with what it means, and have conditioned your mind so, your mind will keep seeking for alternative explanations, no matter what "signs".

There is even a fancy english word for it - DENIAL!

rationalmind: Of course I've read the bible for several years. I even have a personal one I read when I'm bored just to laugh.

N.O.T. C.O.O.L. Man. So sad.

If you've been reading the bible all these years with unbelief, how do you expect it to make any meaning to you?

If you read ANY book, with your mind preconditioned to disbelieve it, do you think it will make any kind of meaning to you?

rationalmind: You however miss the point. The reply you gave me is akin to me saying you should read the quran yourself, or read the book or mormon yourself so you can find out what God is saying

Well those other people, who wrote/inspired other religions that claim access to God - NONE OF THEM RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD! NOT EVEN PURPORTEDLY!

While their founders (mohammed, buhda, et all) are dead and gone (I mean their followers don't even bother to claim they are even alive), Jesus died, rose again, and is still alive! (Cue oga troll asking me for proof )

Sori peeps,

My real life came intruding into my e-life.

Back now.

Mr Troll: we can claim anything we want, so long as we put its indubitable proof posthumous. fraudsters!!!

Not all the indubitable proofs are posthumous. You can experience God right here on earth if only you will accept him.

Fraudsters? What are we after, your money?

Mr Troll: did you read and understand my post at all?

What I mean is you'll have to wait for me there and keep the slaps in an oven, so they remain hot...

Logicboy03: You win!!

Your logic n science were too much for me. I mean science proves god, right? God is not based on faith abi?



Mumu

Symptoms of sour losers on a forum

1. Try to derail the subject

2. Resort to insults

Please forgive me as I start ignoring you on this thread.

Mr Troll: @bold, something beyond reasonable doubt.


@red, what happens if I die and it eventually comes out that it didn't exist? is there any way for me to come back and slap you twice for telling me bullshyt?

I will still die one day too na! Then you can bitchslap me...

You'll find I'm not lying to you though!

rationalmind: This is where the problem lies. Many people have said different contradictory things about what God is telling us. Just to name a few

Ellen G white- seventh day Adventist

Joseph Smith- Church of Jesus christ of latter day saints.

Mohammed- Islam

Early founders of the church - Christianity.

So you see, the only way to know which one God is really saying is to use our brains which he gave us. Unfortunately, when you use your brain, you discover they are all false.

What you say initially is unfortunately true. It is after the bolded part that I beg to differ.

What I mean is you can also read the bible YOURSELF and find out what God is saying!

Mr Troll: an actuality which of course has no evidence to support it, only that we believe it first. abi?

What will you accept as evidence? What about firsthand testimonies/reports from people who had had NDE's?

Personally, I think the only thing that will make you believe is if you go there yourself.

In that case, go syria or maidugiri make them cut your head, and wham! you're there.

It's a one way trip though!

Logicboy03: I give up!

Seriously, who fills these guys' heads with pseudoscience packed as scientific knowledge?

Sure, go ahead and dodge the post, and derail into unrelated crap.

Or you can go ahead and admit that you haven't got a good comeback, quietly retreat into a corner and let those who have points to argue with talk.

Mr Troll: why bother himself with our 'souls' then? and threats of HELL!!!!!!

It is not a threat, but an actuality.

If he didn't tell you guys na, una go begin say: "but u no tell us na?"

Ranchhoddas: my thoughts exactly...lol

Why are you guys all having the same thoughts? Na telepathy?

Or are you all parody accounts being controlled by one maga out there?

Ranchhoddas: balaam,saul did they believe before He appeared to them?

It was obvious balaam did, as God didn't bother introducing himself to him. Secondly, if he was anything like you guys, and had a dream about "God", he would have dismissed it as having watched one too many movies.

Saul, being a jew/judaist did also...

Mr Troll: Then if he thinks he doesn't need to show us his existence then why condemn us for disbelieving in him? we didn't see any evidence did we?

sorry man, you're shooting yourself in the head.

Well dear, the fact is he hasn't got anything to prove to you. Your refusing to believe him does not wipe him out of existence, so why bother himself with the performing monkey routine?

Ranchhoddas: but he dangled Himself before Moses,an angel appeared before Mary and so many of the other stories in the bible...are they not also part of the little pieces of creation

EXACTLY - THOSE PEOPLE ALREADY BELIEVED HE EXISTED! HE WASN'T APPEARING TO THEM TO PROVE HE EXISTED!

When he appeared to Moses, did you hear Moses say: "Dang it! I should have known all those fellas on nairaland were decieving me! ;'(". Like you sorry jerks are all going to say someday

He wasn't dangling himself before them. God is just to big to indulge anybody's unbelief, sorry.

*Kails*:
@topic: mschew!



looool! are you kidding me? tattooing and scarification predates the bible.
it's an ancient practice.

In my original post, I did say "possibly", "maybe" to show that I don't know that part.

rationalmind: Which historical evidence proves God?

I thought we were making comparisons to a hypothetical flying spaghetti monster which there is zip, zero, nada records of?

Anyway, what about the bible na? The fact that you and your lot refuses to believe it doesn't make it untrue.

Logicboy03: Lol



You bent logic to claim that the cereator has no creator ie the creator is not created.

Nah, I'm actually more of a firebender. When I get on my knees and pray "fire, FIRE!", things begin to happen

Logicboy03: There are things callesd logical paradoxes and infinities will get you there.

A maker has a maker and the makers maker has a maker.......this can go on forever. It is an unsolvable paradox.

Yes. That is exactly why God is the ultimate maker.

Logicboy03: If you claim that there is one ultimate maker who created everything, more infinties and paradoxes emerge-

Did the ultimate maker come from nothing since he wasnt created?

The ultimate creator didn't tell us that part, maybe because our intelligence cannot understand such mysteries.

For example, when scientists say "the edge of the universe", what then is the external thing outside the edge of the universe? Other universes? More space? Is space infinite? Where does it all end? Etc.

My dear if you begin think these kind things logically, madness no de afar off.

One day we will meet him face to face, and he will tell us. Too bad you may not be there to hear the story.

I mean, similarly, if the universe was not created, but did emanate from a ball of matter spinning furiously, at some point exploding in a "big bang", where did the ball of freaking matter come from?

Na the same thing both ways.

Logicboy03: Did thw ultimate maker create himself?

Did the ball of matter of zero volume and infinite point mass create itself?

Logicboy03: Is the ultimate maker eternal?

He actually said this one! He is eternal!

Logicboy03: Did the energy to create eXist before or after the ultimate makeer?

Nobody knows. Except the ultimate maker. I wasn't there, was I? If the ultimate maker didn't get into detail about this, their is no "logical" way to know.

Similarly, The kinetic energy that caused the ball of matter from which the universe was supposedly born, to be "spinning furiously", where did it come from?
The energy that caused it to explode outward in a big bang, where did it come from?

You talk as if science can answer these questions about their darling theory on the origins of the universe.

These things are beyond human understanding.

Secularist: The burden of proof would always be on the religious.

What if i told you that there was a flying spaghetti monster in the sky that no one can see but can see everyone, how do you proof he does not exist?

If you could show me historical evidence, documented over 2000 years pointing to its existence, who knows, I'll go and get my cutlass ready, capture the spaghetti thingy, cook am eat.

Everybody, secular historians and atheists alike believe that a historical Jesus did exist. He is not only recorded in the bible - josephus the historian of the jews, recorded him also. Other historical works, record or mention him too, even the boko haram/terrorists manual quaran.

[url]en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus[/url]

aManFromMars: I'd show up in person with documents that prove I'm the builder, not send different masons with different documents pointing to different builders.

And what if the builder was way, WAY more bigger, mightier, majestic than you are? What if he is the King of kings and the Lord of lords?

Say for example, if you went to the US and saw the white house, and refused to believe that the americans built it, what then? Will Obama come rushing out of the oval office waving the ownership documents of the white house, just to get your little attention, and receive your pathetic approval?

What if you created this whole majestic planet, all those billion suns and galaxies and host of heaven, and one tiny little piece of creation (which you made over 7billion+ copies of) refuses to believe you? Will you come dangling yourself in front of him twerking like a performing monkey - "hey look at me! I exist! Whoopee! I exist!" *twerk* *twerk*?

aManFromMars: Did you think this through, or are you just desperate?


If everyone believes every thing they are told, we would live in a very silly world. A healthy level of doubt and skepticism is always recommended.

And conversely, if everyone believed NOTHING they were told, we'll all still be living in little caves, passing stone messages to each other. A healthy level of curiosity, courage is always recommended.

Logicboy03: Imagine you telling me that

a) A construction had a maker
b) Human beings have a maker
c) Everything has a maker

only to contradict yourself
d) God has no maker

No, that's not a contradiction, it's actually logical.

If everything was made by a maker, then that maker cannot also have a maker because if he did, the maker which made the secondary maker then is the maker of everything. If that other maker had a maker, then the new maker is the maker of everything... and so on!
So the maker of everything must by logic not have a maker or he is not the maker, the maker who him is the maker...

Secondly, if the maker made EVERYTHING, this logically means there was NOTHING before him. So he cannot have had a maker.
If he has a maker, he cannot have made EVERYTHING because he did not make his maker. He then is only the maker of SOME THINGS and the maker who made him the maker of EVERYTHING...

Wrap ur head around that!

No wonder the bible says;
"A fool says in his heart that there is not God...

Disclaimer: The above is not meant as an insult. It is only a report/reference to what somebody wrote. Reprisal insults should be directed at the original author, and not to this Oga"