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Forum Games / Re: Believe Me, This Is Going To Make You Sweat!.the Best Of Puzzles. by raptureready: 8:20pm On Jul 12, 2014
As somebody has already pointed out, you only need to pick one marble from the box labelled 1 black 1 white.

Since you know that box is incorrectly labelled, if you pick out a black marble, then it's the box having 2 blacks, if you pick out white then you know it's the box having 2 whites.

Let's assume you pick a black marble from that box, that means the remaining two must be the boxes containing 2 whites and 1 white 1 black.

How do you know which is which? Since the boxes are all incorrectly labelled, that simply means the one labelled 2 whites contains 1 white 1 black, and the box labelled 2 blacks contains 2 whites.

Get it?

You only have to pick ONE marble from the box labelled 1 white 1 black and apply simple logic to figure it out.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Now Preach To Each Other by raptureready: 6:56pm On Jul 06, 2014
lomprico:
its not all about winning souls for God but winning members for the church hence more revenue generation.

LOLz cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Unaswered Question-who Made God?etc by raptureready: 6:53pm On Jul 06, 2014
tammyboy1: agreed bro,but that dosent answer the question,you mean HE just saw himself alone and had the overrall powers to himself?common

The bible postulates that God just is.

That is why he is called "The First and the Last", "The Begining and the End", "The Alpha and the Omega".

God has always existed, he has no "begining". This is really difficult to understand, as biological beings used to a cycle of life(begining) and death(end).

Our minds are so accustomed to our finite existence, and all the finite processes in our natural enviroment that we tend to assume everything must have a "begining" and an "end".
Religion / Re: Is Restitution A Must After Repentance? Can One Possibly Restore All? by raptureready: 6:38pm On Jul 06, 2014
Restitution is definitely a sign of genuine repentance.

Basically you are restoring whatever belongs to someone else that you still have. Even a simple apology.

If you sincerely no longer have it, well you cannot restore what you do not have. A simple apology should hopefully suffice.

If you sincerely can no longer reach the individual(s), you are encouraged to restore it to God.

In all things restitution, wisdom is required. See a genuine servant of God for counseling before proceeding with difficult or sensitive cases, especially if it involves someone else.
jiorhemen: I have heard that restitution makes repentance genuine. Is restitution a must when one repents. If so, what about some things you may not be able to restore e.g: a money stolen from someone about 5 years ago and you don't even know where the fellow is now. Is it possible for a repentant armed robber to restore all he has stolen, when he can't even remember all his or her victims. What about the things taken but can't be returned? For example, how can one restore a Nokia 3310 that was stolen years back from someone you don't know. Surely, even if found, the owner won't have any value for it any more.
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) Thought Of Black People by raptureready: 2:16pm On Jan 07, 2014
MEILYN: hehehe grin but according to the bible, if you are white it is a curse.

Oga meilyn, you do realise that what the bible is talking about there is leprosy, not about being a white man, abi?

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Religion / Re: "Atheists Are Free-thinkers" by raptureready: 2:05pm On Jan 07, 2014
jayriginal:
Kindly name 5 on nairaland.

I last had that argument with @rationalmind
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) Thought Of Black People by raptureready: 1:26pm On Jan 07, 2014
DEVA1: I seriously don't see anything hilarious abt this post.
After reading this now, the yeye Muslims will come to insult the OP n not realise dat they are worshipping a bleeped up god

The hilarious thing is that the same black people are now worshipping and following the very religion, even killing themselves over it...

The irony.

God abeg make @pagan9ja no see this thread. Amen.

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Religion / Re: "Atheists Are Free-thinkers" by raptureready: 12:43pm On Jan 07, 2014
@op Technically speaking, atheists are not free thinkers. They are two distinct schools.

Atheists believe God doesn't exist, and claim that as if they are sure.

Free thinkers agree God may exist, though they don't necessarily agree with your own definition of God. However they are not narrow minded and are more willing to explore possibilities.

Atheist would argue that God too had to come from something and if he made everything that means there was nothing before him - which me he too came from nothing = everything from nothing.

For some reason they are unable to unwrap their minds from the concept of time and realise that it is possible that God has always existed and as such has no "beginning".

They don't understand that "time" for all it's glory is just a conceptual measure of space and momentum. In their world everything must have a "beginning" and an "end".
Religion / Re: Christians Blunder? by raptureready: 12:13pm On Jan 07, 2014
@op Such insightful teaching and deep understanding. I never knew we had such a great teacher on NL.

So according to your great knowledge of the bible...

Who was it that impregnated Mary to give birth to Jesus?
Religion / Re: Animals Too Have Soul by raptureready: 8:22am On Jan 07, 2014
densil: so in ma own view blood represents soul in the physical state. whats ur owm view?

Humans were the only beings created in God's image. So they are the only creatures with a "soul"...

Blood represents blood. It is only used to symbolize life...
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by raptureready: 8:13am On Jan 07, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:



[size=20pt]FAIL[/size]

The sacrificed animals are fed to the people itself.


[size=28pt]CHRISTIANITY - MOLESTING CHILDREN IN CHURCH[/size]

Like say no be the high priest dey chop all the beta beta parts. grin wink

Christianity no molest nobody 4 church, na some miscreants wey de church de claim christian do am. They were promptly fired.

[size=28pt]ATR - MOLESTING PEOPLE USING MASQURADES[/size]
Religion / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In The World by raptureready: 7:52am On Jan 07, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=20pt]ALL YOU FELLOWS BLAMING NIGERIAS PROBLEM ON TRIBALISM!

THE MAIN PROBLEM IS NOT TRIBALISM!


THE MAIN PROBLEM IS FOREIGN RELIGION!

CHRISTIANITY - STEALING NIGERIAN WEALTH

ISLAM - STEALING NIGERIAN LIVES[/size]


This is the TRUTH.

[size=20pt]AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGION - STEALING NIGERIAN GOATS[/size]

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Religion / Re: Im Committing Suicide Tomorrow With Methadone by raptureready: 5:16pm On Jan 04, 2014
YcBeat: I felt relieved when i was with a friend today after tryin to drink methadone capsules mixed with alcohol but i couldn't, it was really hard for me to take my own life....have realised that anytime im lonely i get really depressed and i wish to do something drastic....im okay now, its just that i get this awkward feeling occasionally when im alone to commit suicide.....pls nairalanders help me!!! Im really depressed...

Have you had yourself checked out for any of the psychological disorders? you know, bipolar and all that. You may need treatment for clinical depression.

So sorry. cry cry cry
Religion / Re: Inconsistences With The Creation Story? by raptureready: 10:13pm On Dec 30, 2013
Lucario007:

this is true but isn't adaptation a part of the evolution theory? and isn't evolution supposed to be the theory of Charles Darwin? Of how the human evolves due to environmental factors and change in time? Please no insults, but correct me if I'm wrong, to assume that the human body evolved due to varying factors is to follow darwinism, which absolutely disproves the story of Adam and Eve.

I would say no.

Adaptation: Species grow stronger and more suited to their environment. eg. human species produce more melanin in skin to reduce effect of excessive sunlight

Evolution: Specie changes completely into another different specie. all human specie fundamentally and irreversibly change

They are different things.

Adaptation is a scientific fact. Evolution is still just a theory.
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:53pm On Dec 30, 2013
aManFromMars:
As long as I hear 'God bless you' when I help a Christian, I'm happy with that. The joke's always on them.

wink

They're just being nice.

NATIN 4 U bro
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:44pm On Dec 30, 2013
aManFromMars: The second advantage

PRODUCTIVE SUNDAYS
There were 52 sundays this year. You spent at least 3 hours in church each Sunday. Let's not factor in time you take preparing for service, transportation cost and time etc. What do you have to show for it?
grin


I spend my Sunday mornings playing football, video games, trying out new recipes or just reading a novel.

End result:
Fit, better cook and completed so many adventure titles these year.

The only boast you could make is winning souls that probably lost their way again one week after your evangelism. Lol.

Call me vain, I really don't care. grin

Keep playing PES2013, while i keep counting ma blessings... grin

Plus, when I get back from church, I've got the rest of the day, AND THE ENTIRE FRIGGING WEEK to do any or all of those stuff if I want.

You on the other hand can never know God's blessings. cry cry
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:39pm On Dec 30, 2013
aManFromMars:

Calls Jesus to raise him up...





Line busy. grin

[Answering machine]

*in nice female MTN voice*

Sorry, the Lord Jesus does not answer sinners, except they are calling to repent.
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:33pm On Dec 30, 2013
aManFromMars:
Take heed...



Lest ye fall. grin

Are you rapture ready? wink

Are you preaching to me?

Now i have definitely seen everything.

*shoots himself*
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:29pm On Dec 30, 2013
aManFromMars:
PEACE OF MIND
I sleep at night knowing fully well I'm going to hell. Do you think Satan's as bothered about the end as you Christians are? He knows his fate is sealed, doesn't he?
There's this assurance and confidence you get from knowing where you will end up and embracing it.
After all my blasphemy and so called 'sins', it's amazing and quite ludicrous that you stand as much chance as going to hell as I do. You're just one 'little' sin away from hell, as long as you breathe on this earth.

Jude 1:24-25

24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,

25 To the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.


We got grace bro, and God watching our backs. We don't stand as much chance going to hell as you do.
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell-i Say by raptureready: 9:25pm On Dec 30, 2013
^^^^^

Pessimist much?
Religion / Re: Did God Create The Galaxies, Blackholes...? by raptureready: 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2013
rationalmind:

grin it really feels good being a believer. I honestly atimes miss being a believer.

Several lots of fantasies that gives you the feel good factor are embedded in belief systems.

That's by the way anyway, make I no derail

Are you looking for a cat-fight bro?

Sorry, I'm bigger than that.
Religion / Re: Nairaland Bible Quiz-you can join anytime... by raptureready: 9:03pm On Dec 30, 2013
make i try ansa dis 1
Religion / Re: Inconsistences With The Creation Story? by raptureready: 8:53pm On Dec 30, 2013
Variation is as a result of natural adaption to environmental factors.

For example, we Africans and other people who live along the tropics have a higher concentration of the skin pigment "melanin" because it helps block ultraviolet radiation from the sun, because we receive a greater amount of sunlight. This makes us dark skinned.

Adam and Eve may have been any color, but as their descendants spread across the globe, they adapted differently to their different environments, producing the different variants of races we see today.
Religion / Re: Did God Create The Galaxies, Blackholes...? by raptureready: 6:20pm On Dec 30, 2013
Pope Xander VII:

In a few billion years the Sun will become a white dwarf. Once that happens all life on earth will be gone. I guess Yahweh thought that was too "insignificant " to include in his book.

Before "a few billion years", Jesus Christ would have returned to take us saints to heaven. wink

Yahweh added that to his book. No need to be bothered about the lifespan of the sun,
Religion / Re: “there Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real” - Pope Francis by raptureready: 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2013
@kamsy10

just edited my post.

did the research for them.
Religion / Re: “there Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real” - Pope Francis by raptureready: 5:10pm On Dec 30, 2013
People People People

Do some research first.

That story is nonsense.

This article is taken from a spoof blog article written by The Diversity Chronicle, a private blog whose disclaimer states
“The original content on this blog is largely satirical.”

original article link
http://diversitychronicle./2013/12/05/pope-francis-condemns-racism-and-declares-that-all-religions-are-true-at-historic-third-vatican-council/

link below
http://diversitychronicle./disclaimer/

The original content on this blog is largely satirical.

“I ceased in the year 1764 to believe that one can convince one’s opponents with arguments printed in books. It is not to do that, therefore, that I have taken up my pen, but merely so as to annoy them, and to bestow strength and courage on those on our own side, and to make it known to the others that they have not convinced us.” – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

It is in the spirit of the above quote that I write. Who am I you may ask? My name is Erik Thorson. I created this blog for my own personal amusement.

Copyright © 2013 Diversity Chronicle All Rights Reserved.


Don't be so gullible people.
Religion / Re: There Is No Hell Fire, Adam And Eve Not Real - Pope Francis Reveals by raptureready: 5:02pm On Dec 30, 2013
Just did some research. and FYI people, this is just a joke by some blogger.

This article is taken from a spoof blog article written by The Diversity Channel, a private blog whose disclaimer states
“The original content on this blog is largely satirical.”

Don't be so gullible people.
Religion / Re: Did God Create The Galaxies, Blackholes...? by raptureready: 4:55pm On Dec 30, 2013
@op

IMHO, it's because it's irrelevant. Imagine if God began to talk about all the scientific nature of the universe and of creation - black holes & white dwarfs, DNA & neuro-synaptic connections, geographic stratification & material properties, antiprotons and the boson, etc. How many millions upon billions of pages the bible go be?

The bible is not really a science textbook. It is a book that introduces God to mankind and mankind to God - that is it's purpose.

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Religion / Re: Did God Create The Galaxies, Blackholes...? by raptureready: 4:43pm On Dec 30, 2013
^^^^^

hehehehehe
Religion / Re: Show Me Just One Verse...just One by raptureready: 1:37pm On Dec 27, 2013
U read wetin I write above at all?

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