iamJ:
they for invest the money for the eye brow of that man that was announcing it in the first pix

Wetin, did he pose in front of fire?

Na MD/CEO of Zenith Bank you dey follow talk like that?

maisauki:
An economist need not search for jobs

Its Nigeria o. We're into it big time

ardeneeran:


My parents have...not more than once. One complain after another. .still complained to me today over the phone

I'm sorry about you parent's case bro, its one of those things...
The secret is not to expect anything above average from those banks, so as to avoid disappointment when it finally comes (trust me, it comes sooner or later).

ardeneeran:
Lol...the deadest bank on the planet. Bank that refuses to pay Pension to customers 3 days after the money has been sent..Which life loving young soul will bank with such a dying old horse?

I see you've a bad encounter with the bank...

doris4u:
I must say ur a sensible lady for opting out but there is something that caught my attention, U said girls should learn to know guys before opening there legs.Must a lady sleep with a guy while dating. For me i don't think is a must u sleep with a guy ur dating,most times it backfires. I don't see it as increasing or reducing love.

It's not a must you sleep with a guy cos you don't see it as increasing or reducing love but you won't mind him spending on you if he can abi?

Don't lemme say thunder fire you there o!

Cinderella5:
Something to massage men's ego, even the broke and ugly ones will be so happy reading this

Pls show us the picture of your boyfriend/husband. Thanks!

Omo, I had this 2 big embarrassing moments that I can never forget:

1) I had to transfer from a private boarding school to a public school in SS1 simple because my parents got broke and they couldn't afford my school fees anymore (I actually was suppose to be in SS2 but I repeated because I was home for about 6 months after I left the boarding school in SS1 first term). We had to pay for one or two things as a new student in the new school (i can't remember the exact amount but I'm sure it's not up to 15k). My parents still couldn't afford it at that time so we begged the vice principal and he allowed me, they only got me a school uniform and then I started.

That was how one day my class teacher came to class and called me out, asking for the money and flogging me well in the process and telling the whole class that I registered in a new school and didn't pay a kobo. (sincerely we didn't pay quick too but it was because my parents didn't have the money yet). The flogging no pain me at all, it was the humiliation in front of the class that's unforgettable. I skipped school for a week because of it.

2) Na me cause this one.

I think we were in SS2, I use to claim boss then, majority of my class mates dey fear me. But this guy clipped my wings, he beat me mercilessly at the back of our class on that faithfully bad day. Na that day my hand fall for the front of all my classmates. lol.

vicben27:
blood group, genotype, Religion and dedication,
, sex( i love am lik tomoro no dy), kids n family life, Bussinesses/future(alternative sources of income). n most importantly no third party in our marriage or i no do. we must be able to solve our personal issues witin d confines of our marimonial home. n so help me God

Do you realize you're not planning to ask ur potential partner any questions? These are all conclusions from you not questions.

gawk:


How old are you?.. you talk like a toddler, if all this you stated are your priorities in order of preference..then marriage shouldn't be even a priority in the next 15 years for you.

She's probably married now, cos she posted that reply Nov 2 2007. We need to find out how it later turned out as far as her marriage is concerned though.

that's where you'll see able bodied men/women walking around the street begging for money.

DeadPresident:

I can't marry a girl who is not educated, employed,
rich and can Cook

You think marriage is like movie abi?

Who says you can't marry a girl with all the above qualities and still at least averagely good In bed. Abi you don't know there's a problem with you marriage if your wife has all the above qualities and is not good in bed, especially when you're the type that likes sex?

The truth is, while marriage is about love, dedication, trust and so on, sex also plays a major role. You don't have to agree with me though, but I cannot marry a lady that wont be able to satisfy at least 70% of my sexual urge.

Rakitic4:
1. Nations like USA and North Korea are testing ballistic missiles and Nuclear weapons. Our dear country is dragging Jollof rice supremacy with Ghana and Senegal. Bikonu who did this to us? .

2. Have been having chest pain since one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoder DSTV abi GOTV Hold me abeg I no wan faint .

3.That awkward moment When you are too single that even when you type "kissing" auto correct changes it to "kidding."...... May your story change in this 2017 .

4.People on WhatsApp that their status has been "At the gym" for the past 3 yrs..Please are you preparing to destroy the world? .

5.You will tell a guy you're single and he will be like "That can't be TRUE" Uncle, if you want toast, toast, don't be dragging my singleness with me, is it your singleness?? .

6.Some boys will wake up 2am to pee and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceiving Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine. .

7.Some guys and their indirect insults sha. Please what is the meaning of "As I see that trouser, I just know say na you" Wicked pple... .

8. The reason why Nigerian women did not go to the Olympics in Brazil because they were afraid of meeting the owners of their hair! BRAZILIAN HAIR .

9. Disaster is when you steal meat from the pot, and you can't recall whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. .

10. The way some people are black in NIGERIA ehhhh ,if you shoot dem in the night...the bullet will come back to you and ask for torchlight. .

11.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out.. shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will kill you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to die .

12. People will be doing "is that one this,is that one that" thats how they will do when trumpet blow,they will say "trumpet that blow and left me behind,is that one trumpet?? .

13. In Hollywood Merlin will just say two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear. In Nollywood ike mbe of amadioha shrine will recite a whole book of incantations (280 pages) just to off candle Then he will tell you to bring the following - 8 virgin rats - 10 married ants - 3 pregnant mosquitoes - 2 lesbian hens To appease the Gods naija i respect una hustle...

14. That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi.

15. That moment wen your phone battery is 3%, seeing your landlord upload a pic with His family on Facebook and you quickly try to comment "Kul People" but auto correct changed it to "Cult People" just before your battery went off See!!! Don't bother trying to explain, just find another house...

funny. lol

Hopefully things will get better sha...

zazawaga:
go to www.Insidify.com or send a mail to contactus@insidify.com thank me later.

Thanks, I'm on it... And I'll still thank you later if something positive comes out of it.

I'm 25+ and I've only met like 2-3 persons with body odour. So I can safely conclude that your analysis is grossly exaggerated and untrue.

Lemme get employed first...



Please who's ready to help an Economics unemployed graduate with a job here?

opymx:

Do you have CCNA?

No I don't. All I have is my B.Sc and NYSC discharge certificate at the moment.

If NIM counts, I'm a graduate member of the Nigerian Institute of management. That's all.

FP hustlers everywhere...

This is a good one moving forward, I just discovered sometime last week that we don't have a toothpick factory in Nigeria. But now we do.

Dear Aunt, the simple truth is; your nephew is a thief... The fact that "Armed" is involved in the charge sheet sef says a lot.

I still hope and pray this is just one big misunderstanding though. At least for the sake of the image of our country not to go further down the drain.

enshi:

Island, mainland

mainland sir.

opymx:

Where are you? If you are in Lagos, send me your cv.

I'm based in Lagos o. I studied Economics and I'm through with Service...
Hopefully you'll be able to help. Thanks in advance.

enshi:

Where are you based

Lagos.

malware:
I dated my wife for seven good years without anything remotely close to sex coming in between us. Devoted Northern Muslims don't do premarital sex.

Devoted northern muslims don't do courtship.

cerowo:
I tell u, it's getting out of hand... B4 u see a guy wit a no sex policy in a relatnshp, it's very hard. Buh in d case of we gals it's common

You're very beautiful though.

jonextee:
pls...who has bin able to register successfully..... m encountering problems in filling d salary part .....it tells me dat ...... "currency not valid".... .
someone shd epp me pls.

use figures in this format only: 100000.00 or 80000.00

italkmoses:
OP, I sympathize with you. If you are interested in internship positions, please drop your phone number. A friend is willing to help.

I'm Interested in Internship also. Though I studied Economics.

KELVIN086:
I can see they are so many unemployed and underemployed people on this thread , my advice for you all is find a way to get out of the country to countries like canada , us , Australia.

You even still need at least 300-400k to get out of the country. Nothing is easy, nothing is easy, nothing is easy. I'm getting tired jare even though I've not used up to Six months at home after service. It's very depressing!!!

enshi:


Firstly, let me start by saying congratulations cos believe me this thread getting on to front page solves ur problem half way if not completely...

Secondly find out the best possible ways to appreciate the kind mod who did this miracle for you...

Then listen to this :

Was in your shoes a month ago... Now i am the head of HR in a place that looks like heaven on earth to me... I have Hnd distinction in computer engineering with 2.1 BSc in same...

See my magic

1. I went back to status quo with God.

2. There is no number 2 cos number one is all you need to do.

Just like you a similar thread of mine hit the front page and that was it

Lastly bro please start training your self on office etiquetes cos when and where God is taking you will blow your mind.. If you have any means pls learn some software applications

Before i go pls do not i repeat do not measure your success with others..

Take for instance a friend of mine has worked for 8 months now and he just got an apartment i just worked for less than two months and i have same...

Dont stop updating your knowledge so you can defend same on that day.. Drop your CV anyways

should I drop my CV too?
I studied Economics and I'm through with Service.
Thanks in advance.

Well, I just got back from a job interview which was slated to be for SSCE/OND holders (I'm an Economics B.Sc holder, through with Service). I've been at home for like 3 months so I'm kinda desperate and that drove me to go attend the interview.

They said the salary is 35k (Mondays to Saturdays o). I almost broke down in tears there sef when I heard the salary (I wasn't expecting much more than that anyways since its an SSCE/OND job).

But wetin man go do...
If they call me, I'll goan start Abeg.

sheedy407:
What about us who dont have any social account/

you sha want this FTC so bad...

Job needed!!!
I'm an Economics graduate and I'm through with Service. God bless you as you help.

Good day all...
I need a job, I really do. I'm an Economics graduate and I'm through with Service.
They say an idle hand is the devil's workshop.
Please just help a frustrated 25+ year old.