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OsuIbo:
We Igbos are not ready to go back to Igboland. As an Igbo man, I will rather die in Lagos than go back to Igboland

Die In Lagos Now And We Will Bury You In The Lagoon So That The Fishes Can See Something To Eat.




















Abeg Nah Joke Oooh

Everybody Blow Your Trumpet Paran Ran Ran Ran Ran Ran.

Jeho, Jeho Jeho JehoVa









That's Why I Dey Always Dey Pity All The Ladies Wey Dey Upload Nαked Pictures These Days, Just To Flaunt Their Curves

They Never Knew What Tomorrow May Be.

Lol, Dey Just Dey This, And He Dey Happy.


Anyway They're Dying For My Pink-Cars Too.

ahhhh Some People Are Daft Sha.



So After Resurrecting The Dead-Story
I Think You Must Have Won Ten Grammies By Now




I Know You're Doing This For FP


You're Not Even Sure Of What You Typed






You See Your Lifeless Life Mr Buhari??

I've Advised You Times Without Number To Declare State Of Emergency On Osun State.


But You Refused, Now You See What Oshogbo Weed Have Caused Again?

I Think The Wife Is A Yoruba..













If You "Coat" Me, I Will "Suit" You

Comedians

sylvez:
nna enhh I need data badly now, even if na 10mb....na beg I dey so...dem say problem half shared is problem half solved, Bt dis one na problem fully shared, can someone fully solve it for me?

thanking u.

Yes We Can Solve It For You, But Only If You Have A Calculator And A Mathematic Textbook

Even If I Die, Bury Me With Airtel Sim.

If This Happen.

I'll Just Kill Myself And Run Away

I'll Just Kill Myself And Run Away

What Would You Do If FG Ban The Importation Of Fairly-Used Goods Into Nigeria, E.g Cloth, Cars, Phone, And So On.


In This Bad Economy, Where People Can Barely Eat Twice A Day.


I'll Just Kill Myself And Run Away

Kingzy4pep:
ʞɔɐq əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ʍou 'noʎ uɹəɔuoɔ ʇou səop ʇɐɥʍ pɐəɹ oʇ uʍop əpısdn əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ əʌɐɥ noʎ

you copied that from me!

when you buy this kind of bae ferrari


the second day, you go hear


GIRL;- baby, could you believe that the car you bought me yesterday has crashed along lagos-ibadan express, the road is just too bad - well, i know you'll buy me another one, that's why i set it ablaze, because i'm just too angry.


(baby fainted)


GIRL;- baby what happen!!! aaaah! yeeh!

NZAGHA:
You hate bubu ooo chaii. But wait, u use the right word shaa coz if u try that eeeh o boy...

i no hate bubu oo. but that's just the truth



if u see how dem beat my neigbor for saying "sai-baba"


up till now, the guy still dey hospital.

What's falling apart??


the d!ck and the pvssy??


or what do you really mean

yeah, and the woman should be cossy-orijafor

FG??

Why you're still single

well, it's because you're not a twin!

i can't stop laughing, 99% of nigerians are comedian, both male and female

where were you when justin bieber hit selena gomez?

this happens everywhere in the world.

in my area a pastor used to say when you've the holyspirit in you, even if they poison your food, just pray and eat, nothing will happen to you.



after some months, the pastor was kidnapped, and the kidnapper gave him a poisonous food to eat,,, the pastor prayed and eat - after 10minutes the kidnapper came to check for the pastor and they found out he's still alive.


immediately, they knelt down and say "pastor we're sorry, we thought you're lying"


now, the kidnapper has accepted jesus in their lives.


so, miracle exists!

Okusi:
leave that thing abeg. I'm also from Ogun and thank God we are developing at a pace that is awesome but the governor centralised infrastructural development on Abeokuta alone. go to Sagamu, Ijebu Ode. the work isn't as rapid as that of Abk. We need all round development for our States not for the capital city alone. come to think of it, Sagamu is the industrial city of Ogun but government presence aren't visible. see Ewekoro too

but sango-otta is the real investment haven.

I don't want to be specific about this story but it all happened in the bible.




in a country, everyone living in that country are all speaking the same language!


one day, they had a meeting and planned to build a skyscraper that will be tall to the extent that it will reach heaven, so that they can have access to heaven as well.


after somedays construction begins,

fast forward to one day when the skyscraper has almost gotten heaven.


GOD was very angry, he couldn't believe that the people he created with his own hand are trying to reach him


nah so GOD scatter everything ooh


instantly, they couldn't undestand themselves anymore, they began to speak different language.


that was how "race" began.

lol some are funny sha




according to bible, when it's time for rapture, there will be a loud sound, which will be heard all over the world.




so did you heard any sound??



just because you found out that nobody's at home, you quickly concluded in you mind that rapture has come.



some people sha.


government should declare state of emergency on osun state, because oshogbo weed is causing commotion a lot these days

whoa! i woke up to good news this morning - big ups to the presido of angola

NIL

Nigeria Maybe We Should Kuku Change The Name And The Flag



But Even If We Change Everything, Can We Change How Our Leaders Think


Can We Ever Change Their Mentality

No Difference

ʞɔɐq əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ʍou 'noʎ uɹəɔuoɔ ʇou səop ʇɐɥʍ pɐəɹ oʇ uʍop əpısdn əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ əʌɐɥ noʎ

Don't Say "SAI" In Nigeria, It Means """Beat Me Up"".


That's Why Many Innocent People Were Beaten Up In A Petrol-Station For Saying ""SAI-baba""


So Avoid This Word!!!!!!