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maybe if we tell o.p that brain is a app. he will start using it.

someone that doesn't believe God exists! when will this man stop drinking ogogoro!

and to my hausa brothers!




while yor. & igb. are making waves, my hausa brothers dey kill anybody, they broke a record recently by killing a female pastor,,, a round of applause for em nah

wetin dey pain me most be say, nigeria will be affected by this one way or the other - we're always affected by almost everything happening around the world,,, small time you go hear ""the attack in france made nigeria to lose 600billion"" _ must we be affected by everything? ..... anyways i'm waiting for the effect of this attack on us

lol, this two ugly girls even me wey omotola and genevieve dey fight on top,,, i no talk.

i thought gtbank is the best bank until one day, when they showed me shege! ...... i want to recharge my phone acct balance with 2000naira, so i dial the normal *737# but it wasn't going through, and i re-dial it the second, and third time - but the problem persist, so i quited it - after 5minutes i received a message from gtbank that my account has been recharged with 6000 - i shouted mo gbe ooooooh, i only requested for 2000,,, if you see how i dey cry that day

funny enough, she's a used product, not a virgin - if she's a virgin now, i go know say i dey spend my money on a girl i disflowered by myself - not this borehole pvssy.

i can't laugh oo

Whoa! she's beautifully ugly.

we men are just so crazy, even if you wear pant only, that doesn't stop him from womanising if he really want to.

now i realize that lagos is a country on her own, way more successful than nigeria.

Jadonjack:
Ejowo, mo nilo ogun ikiya.. Aya mi man tete jah ju

ole ni arakunrin yi sha, kilo n ja e l'aya?

wagbayi omo iya mi

bro. my best advice for you is to find a girl immediately you board the ship, and propose to her... make sure you guys play love,... and after that wait for 2months so that you guys can die like jack and rose in titanic ship... don't forget to have hot s.ex ooh, at least for the very last time

i can't blame them, south-africans are animals

what i hated most is that "kk" _ that's what most ladies i've came across used to tell me - maybe it's because i'm not that cute.

Akutuku e lona orun.

if nairaland was to be a site that you can predict and win - i'd have been the richest man in the world long ago, because i didn't think before knowing it's an igbo man.

see his head like lagos-ibadan express way

Old pix, chris b. is now having a new hair-cut..... goan check his latest pix, and shows

wow shola allyson! i love this girl voice like kilode.

NAIRA - Never Allow Idiots Rule Again
PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name
HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority
APC - Association of Past Criminals
NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continues
GLO - Get Lovers Online
PDP - People Deceiving People
PHD - Pull Him Down
MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense
WEEK - Women Education Ends in Kitchen
ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived
GSM - General Street Madness
NEPA - Never Expect Power Always
KOBO - Kill Obasanjo Before Others
BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Indigenes.... .

Beach Buggy Racing

No Bo'obs, No Ass, Chai, How Will Your Man Enjoy You Sef? - Sometimes We Guys Don't Feel Like Having Sex, We Just Feel Like Holding Those Bo'obs - What Would Your Man Do

Send My Love To Your Next Love - Adele.

Government Should Please Ban "Economics" In Every School - See What Too Much Of "Economics" Has Caused, - Economics Student Are Greedy Like Hell.

Yoruba, Why always You Guys??