₦airaland Forum

RichDad1:
No where to go but your papa and mama (wey do everything for you) house Dey off Adeniran Ogunsanya for Surulere?
Baba Bolu, no Dey lie na �

visijo:
I will be doing giveaway by 8pm tonight(30k)
To qualify send me 2k make I eat first.......
My body dey shake��

AutoChick4U:
The key is not to make it known that he's searching though.

TheRollingStone:
All these ones fit dey kpo on the low

Dailymice:
Imagine legalizing weed in this country Imagine 50% of youths talking like Slawormiir

Nemesis0147:
Call anti cult for am

visijo:
Some couples just by looking at them, you can tell that they have never use English in their relationship �

valencia25:
You can't sue yourself

BadRadio:
There may be cases that could put a partner at risks... someone may be an asthmatic patient or a diabetic patient or dealing with cancer or infections. If a person do not know these medical details about their partners, they may endanger themselves as well.

schoolboymatt:
She's slept with a cripple. Wtf
On what grounds if you don't mind me asking

donbachi:
All dis,to just get a woman...I'm very disappointed.

Not even more degrees,skills,spiritual upliftment,building self worth and raising a standard worthy of emulation.to make self a better human in the society.

baike:
For Africa I think them dey allow players to smoke igbo play ball



Na wetin dix one smoke wey them ban him

YoungLionken:
I used to think that this guy has wisdom and intelligence, but I was wrong..

Moral Lesson
Don't trust the words of anybody, they may end up doing that same thing they advised against..

Don't be fully convinced by mere words of people, many are intelligent in speech and writing(thanks to serious study of the English language), but meet them and see how dull they are in person, in terms character and willingness to learning..

One of the features of a stingy,self centred fellow is one with eloquence of the English language...

Naijanascam:
Emmanuel Daura
Meaning emmanuel from Daura and he should quickly visit Daura his beloved home for on the spot accessment and heroic welcome

Richy4:

I feel really sad for the woman, Assuming she was my younger sister that I never have, I will just ask her to leave that marriage because there is nothing to salvage ..I will help her pack her things and ask her to come and leave with me... what an insult to her dignity and sensibility...She made a mistake though by telling the other woman's husband instead of confronting her own husband..

However, If Mrs was not attached to her name, she will not die...If she doesn't wear a ring in the middle of her fingers, she will not die... If she can't have sex, she will not die as a matter of fact, having sex in that relationship might kill her faster...

It indeed feels really great wearing the bigger trouser ...

MrImole:
Imagine your dad acting this way...

Elliot2:
Baba, I no wan exaggerate o that's why I said Two days. That my uncle has made me understand that 99.9% of Nigerian girls are useless. It you see some of the soft girls he carries eh, you go think na VIP girls wey go charge am #10m per night. E shock me dey, guy no dey spend chichi. As far as him fuel his small Lexus SUV, him own don finish. Chai! Our girls get very big fish brains.

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

Elliot2:
Guy, sex addicts dey o. I have an uncle that can not stay two days without lashing. Nigga don lay the least 5000 girls for him life. Na from primary school him start o. Now he is over 40yrs. No jokes. Whether na mama o, pikin o, fine o, ugly o, short o, e tall o. He doesn't care so long she get honey pot.

vicksbaba:
Op, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything, but just do DNA test on your children, and if possible, run the test against your bachelor friend's blood sample. This may sound absurd, but you see that fatherly love your bachelor friend is radiating? It's a reason to be curious.. ever heard of "alpha seeds, beta grows?"; Alpha impregnate, beta fathers?

Anyways, True happiness is the ability to find peace and satisfaction in ones own company. Once you start depending on other people's presence to become happy, then you're truly lonely. The test of happiness is a very simple question; "when I'm all alone, do I really feel happy?" If yes, then you're truly happy

SarkinYarki:
I have an IQ above 140 and figure most things out easily ..Trust me his pistol was stolen by his fellow cops who to advantage of his wayward promiscuous lifestyle to put him where they want and they took the pistol when he escorted Olosho but the dull man thinks the Olosho took the pistol