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Mr. Topeorekoy, do you know any Galatico? You are beginning to act like him.

I mean no disrespect but please, find out about the lad and you'll understand.

Mukina and Viee, I still dey o! No make me vex! I bite as hard as I bark o!

[size=14pt]I hate Ass-Anal!

I hate Manure!

I hate Yankeepool!

I hate Rooney a.k.a Shrek junior!   

I hate Faggotson!

I hate Winger!

I hate Playboy Ronaldo!   

I hate YOU ALL![/size]      

[size=16pt]I LOVE CHELSEA![/size]

                                             

Omolulu,

You are the man after my own heart!

Bullshite!

Bullocks!

Bumkum!

Aren't these oyinbo people tired of messing with our brains?

They are the same people who said that our forefathers are chimpanzees!

I die o!

They are currently questioning two suspects over Maddie's kidnap although no concrete evidence has been found.

A new suspect, RUSSIAN Serg Malinka, is being questioned. He built a website for the first suspect, Robert Murat.

Where is the poor girl?

Football fans applauded last night as new video images of Maddie were screened at Glasgow’s Hampden Park at half-time during the UEFA Cup final between Sevilla and Espanyol. It was hoped the two-minute film — with Simple Minds hit Don’t You Forget About Me as its soundtrack — would raise awareness among supporters of the two Spanish teams.

Where is Maddie?

The funny thing about mourinho is that people love him as much as they hate him!

Since he came to England, the premiership has not been the same! The guy is so funny.

I don't want Mourinho to leave Chelsea abeg. I don't want some boring old man to take over at the club.

I'm sure you guys would agree with me!

I have laughed so much today that I suspect I may be sacked from the office!    

I hope Nairaland is ready to pay all my bills if I lose my job.    

Miss DeepSoul, stop being a coward and show us fergie's dog!    I'm sure the dog is uglier than the coach!      JEALOUSY!  

I'm very sorry for the scummies, you guys do not seem to realise that you are adding to our anger with all these your pranks!   Now you have gone and stolen my boo's doggie!    

We will deal with you on saturday so much that you won't know what hit you!        

Loyika, stop avoiding issues!

You didn't give a reply to my assertion that Tottenham would overtake you in 4th place on the table next season!

So I guess the conclusion here is that the Queen is immune to prosecution till she dies, no matter what she does. Hmmm. . .      

Loyika, I would not waste valuable time arguing with you about the past. I would however point out something to you about the future!

Do you know that with Arsenal's declining form, Tottenham would overtake you at 4th place in the Premiership table next season?

You can mark my words and don't say I didn't warn you!

Mukina, you have come again!

Ok, show me a picture of Wenger's doggie for comparism.

Mourinho's dog is so cute, I want to kiss it!

Mukina, mind ya business!  Gbeborun!

It's called Chelsea love!     

loyika:
Chelsea got back to reclaim center stage

When were Chelsea ever in the center stage pre 2004

Na wa for Naija fans oh!! Always go over board because of sudden fickle success.

I guess if the Scum win the FA Cup, Center stage will be restricted to the Carling Cup

Loyika, now you are trying successfully to piss me off!

How dare you claim that chelsea never took centre stage before 2004?     

Let me ask you the following questions: -

1) Who won the FA cup in 1997

2) Who won the FA cup in 2000?

3) Who won the UEFA winners cup with Babayaro in 1998/99?

4) Has Chelsea ever won the European Super cup?

Mukina, leave Mourinho alone now. . .

Is it a crime to love your dog?

Fynewaka

Do you not feel sad, when everyone condemns you, even your fellow scummies?

Do you have no shame?

Why don't you examine yourself, and try to fix the character and image problems you have, instead of attacking people?

Why don't you pray to God to give you a better IQ?

Your issue is becoming more and more embarrasing and you make me want to shed tears!

RuuDie:
yeah right!
let him come 2 Uyo & Calabar & see what happens 2 fyne dogs like that!

Haba Ruudie!

Yea it's all over the internet!

Check Sky sports website. - http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=466909&CPID=8&clid=8&lid=4163&title=Drogba+hints+at+Chelsea+exit&channel=&

Sharraaaaaaaaaaaaap Ruudie!

Don't you have a heart? Pity the poor dog now. . .

Wait a minute!

Kunmi, are you saying the Queen should be allowed to get away with murder, simply because she is "The Queen"?

Richy, yea, that's the gist in town right now. hmmmm. . .

I object to that. I'm not obsessed with her. It's just that I woke up this morning with the news on my papers. What was I to do?

By the way, why are you trying to protect the queen sef? Do you work for her?

Wait a minute, I have a question for everyone.

Is it possible to use two keepers at once in a footie match?

I'm hearing that Hilario would play as a striker on saturday with his full keeper gear and would be alowed to score goals with his hands!

If that is allowed to happen, I see Chelsea scoring 20 goals, as all Hilario has to do is pick the ball and go throw it into the net!

Oh my days. . .

So we've been told, but hmmmm. . .

Really? 

I guess we are talking about immunity here.     

I hope though, that they question her and get her to co-operate with the court.

I have always suspected foul play in Diana's death. hmmmm. . .

atiku07:
WE MUST WIN THIS FA CUP OR ELSE I MIGHT MURDER SOMEONE O!

Haaaa bro, you read my mind!

Don't worry, our players share your sentiment.

Atiku, relax! Mourinho is a big boy! He will concentrate on the game!

This is just a small distraction.

Is it a crime to love a dog?

Atiku, come on. . .

Leave the guy now. . . He loves his dog!

Besides, it is a pretty dog. Didn't you see the picture?

I am hearing some very good news from mikel Obi. He said he is fit to play on saturday!

Let's keep our fingers crossed.

And what is this news I am hearing about Drogba saying he might leave Chelsea in the summer if he gets a good deal?
My ears had better be deceiving me!

Guys, Michael Essien has been voted Chelsea player of the year!     

And I thought it would go to Didier Drogba!

Essien also clinched the goal of the season award for his 35-yard thunderbolt against Arsenal at Stamford Bridge in December.

Congratulations to Mr. Essien.

Mikel Obi won the Chelsea Young Player of the Year award.

Ben Sahar, won the Young Talent award for the Academy.

Petr Cech was not left out, as he clinched a new award for Outstanding Achievement in recognition of his remarkable comeback from serious injury.

Congratulations to them all. 

I was hoping carvalho would win something too though, but hey, the fans have spoken!     

[size=14pt]Has anyone seen Jose's Dog?[/size]        

FURIOUS Jose Mourinho was arrested last night after he “lost the plot” in a row with police and a health official over his pet Yorkshire terrier.

The usually-suave Chelsea boss SPRINTED from his club’s player of the year awards when wife Tami phoned to tell him the dog was being taken away.

He BRUSHED ASIDE autograph hunters to rush home. There he found an official — escorted by two cops — wanting to put it in quarantine, fearing it had been taken abroad and back without jabs.

Portuguese coach Mourinho, 44, is said to have seen red, and BUNDLED the dog outside his house in London’s posh Belgravia.

Last night it was on the loose.

Mourinho — preparing for Saturday’s FA Cup Final against Manchester United — was arrested and taken to Belgravia police station, where he was finger-printed.

An onlooker at the Chelsea bash in a marquee in Battersea Park said Mourinho leapt from his table just before 8.30pm.

He added: “Jose had obviously got bad news. He bolted for the exit, sprinting to a line of taxis.”

He arrived at the two-storey terraced mews house — which he is believed to rent for £19,000 a month — at 9pm. Tami was at home with the couple’s daughter Matilde, ten, and son Jose Junior, six.

One source said: “It was a tearful situation and tempers were frayed. Mourinho refused to allow his dog to be taken.

“It caused a lot of upset and Mourinho lost the plot. He was arrested at around 10pm for obstructing police in their duty.


Efforts are now being made to try to trace the whereabouts of the dog.”

A Met Police spokesman confirmed: “Negotiations took place with the owner and subsequently a man in his 40s was arrested.”

HAVE you seen Jose’s dog? Below is a picture of the dog. Please call  020 7782 4101, text 63000 or e-mail exclusive@the-sun.co.uk

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007220443,00.html

Before you cut off my head and have it for breakfast, you should know that I am just raising this question based on some articles I read today in some journals like Nigeria's Guardian and the BBC.

THE age-long British aphorism: "The Queen can do no wrong" may soon be consigned to the garbage heaps of history, going by the developments at the ongoing inquest into the August 31, 1997 death of Princess Diana in a controversial car crash.

A call was yesterday made at the preliminary inquest for the monarch to be quizzed over a conversation she allegedly had about Diana, who died alongside the son of Dodi Fayed, the son of a prominent Egyptian businessman Mohammed al Fayed.

Mohammed al Fayed's lawyer, Michael Mansfield resulted that the queen be "directly approached" toe confirm the details of the alleged conversation with an unidentified person.

The alleged conversation was registered in an official police inquiry that was published in December last year.

The report and the background records it was based on were supplied to lawyers, but the portions that referred to the queen were blacked out.

"No one appears to have approached her majesty about the content of this conversation," Mansfield said, according to the Associated Press (AP).

But the coroner, Dame Elizabeth Butler-Sloss, a retired family court judge who was sitting in her last hearing before stepping down, said such a request was "unheard of" and would require careful consideration.

"I don't know the propriety of this situation, I think it's important that we tread carefully in what is a constitutional matter," Butler-Sloss said.

Mansfield told the AP that the conversation was not with royal butler Paul Burrell, as had been reported, but said he could not reveal any other details for legal reasons.

In November 2002, following the collapse of a trial in which he was accused of stealing possessions from Diana's estate, Burrell alleged the queen warned him that his life was at risk because of his close relationship with the late princess.

"There are powers at work in this country about which we have no knowledge," he claimed the queen had told him during a three-hour conversation.

Al Fayed has claimed that Diana was the victim of a high-level conspiracy involving Prince Philip, the queen's husband.

Butler-Sloss, 73, said last month she would no longer preside over the inquest after a three-member High Court panel ordered a jury to hear the case. She said she did not have a great deal of experience with juries.

The inquest has been mired by delays that raised tensions and led to fractious exchanges between Butler-Sloss and lawyers claiming crucial evidence had yet to be provided before the full inquest in October.

At one stage, Butler-Sloss became so exasperated she fell back into her chair, removed her gold-rimmed glasses and lifted her arms in frustration.

"If you want to go on criticizing me, Mr. Mansfield, then you can, but what's the point?" she said. "I do feel like I am the one in the dock with everything you and your colleagues say to me."

Butler-Sloss said 11,000 pages of documents had been passed to Mansfield and other lawyers representing the Ritz Hotel, owned by al Fayed, and the family of Henri Paul, the chauffeur who also died in the crash.

She accused the legal teams of leaking false stories to the media that documents about Diana's death were being withheld - reports that she said were "unhelpful and untrue."

"There ought to be a degree of propriety about this which appears to be lacking," she said

Another procedural session before Lord Justice Scott Baker, who will take over the hearings, is likely to be held June 12 or 13. Evidence is expected to be presented ranging from the route the couple's Mercedes took on the night they died to testimony about Diana's alleged fears for her life, the significance of a ring purchased by Fayed, and whether the princess was pregnant.

A French investigation found that Paul was drunk and lost control of the car while trying to evade photographers. The British investigation concluded that Diana was not pregnant or about to marry Fayed, and that the crash was caused by Paul, who was drunk and speeding.

Under British law, inquests are held when someone dies unexpectedly, violently or of unknown causes.

see http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/news/article04

and http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6657461.stm?ls