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You guys are living in dream land! LMAO.

Mukina, keep dreaming, you hear? Bolaoni won't marry you. Besides, he is married already. Do you want to be his second wife?  
Akola is a better man for you o!    

Imani, I don't care whether you want to come to the Chelsea camp or not. The fact is that as soon as you marry Kola, you would automatically become a blue. You have to adapt to your husbands culture.
That's the African way!    

Kola, I'm jealous o. But since you're converting a gunner, it's ok. Please marry mukina also abeg.    

Where is Imani?  

Bros Kola, please post your pic abeg. I promise to accept your hand in marriage if you do!

Haba Muki. . . It's not me you should be chastising o. It's him.

I did not tiff him o. Infact I asked him about J-girl and he said he is tired of her.

I told him I'm not interested, as I can't do this to my fellow woman.

Am I not an angel?

mukina2:
where did you tiff my bruv's pic from?

He sent that pic to me himself o! He was trying to toast me. We exchanged pictures and love notes. He said he is madly in love with me! 

J-girl had better hear this!      

I know o.  I know he is a fine boy.   

All these fine boys on nairaland just like to hide their fine faces. It's annoying!     

I'm still trying to get my hands on Loyika's own. The day I find it ehn, N/L go here am!

Haaa haaa haa haa!

BUSTED!


     

Guys,

I find it really annoying that Manure is signing all the handsome boys o!

Haba!

Owen Hargreaves is incredibly cute.

Anderson, the new kid they just signed is also cute.

Abeg Chelsea should buy fine boys o!

E hen!        

Thank God that looks do not win trophies sha. If you don't believe it, ask Arse-anal!

[size=16pt]NEW SECRETARY[/size]          


Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

So, United has bought Hargreaves. Finally. . .

Bu haa haa haa haa haa. . .


Everyday for the thief. . .

Guys Guys Guys!

Abeg no kill me o!        

I got a heart attack the moment I opened this thread! 

I have recovered finally. Thank God!

WOW! 

What a sexy little boy!     

Like father like son!

Mukina, how do we classify this baby now? The Shrek family would reject him! The chimpanzees and gorrillas would also reject him!

What do we do with this baby?     

That's a nice boat there. I wonder if there'll be space in it for sexy me.

ROFLMFAO

I can't believe I have missed so much!

What has Nairaland turned to?

His wife.

mukina2:
razor where are you o?
did you see Gattuso's chic

No. I didn't see it o! Please can you post her pic?

I-Man, na you sabi. Yeye guy!

Bros Kola, welcome back o. We missed you!

Loyika, confess! You want Arsenal to be sold! Infact, you are salivating already!

@I-man

Get a life dude!

See Terry's baby!

He's so cute.

What Can I Say?

[size=16pt]More Champagne Please![/size]


I've got to go back to my celebration! See you guys later!

Damose:
Can't they just get work permit for that poor boy (ALEX) and let us have that boy and let SHEVA go to HELL.

Sweety, Alex is a defender. You can't substitute him with an attacker (Sheva).

These guys (Ballack and sheva) are getting old. The premiership is really demanding physically and I don't think they can keep up, so I don't expect them to get better next season.

I think they should both go. They should stop eating our money (£121,000 per week ) and causing strife within our camp!

They should just go!

Damose, they are not going anywhere, especially JT. JT is Mourinho's boy, he will only leave if Mourinho leaves.  

This is just politics. They want a salary increase. Besides, I'm not too sure Sheva and Ballack would still be in Chelsea by next season.

Let's cross our fingers and see how things pan out.  

OK Guys.

The F.A. Cup final takes place tomorrow at 3.00pm and most people are tipping Chelsea as favourites to win.

According to a writer on BBC, Robbo, Manchester United has given everything it can this season and Chelsea is likely to win, maybe in extra time.
see http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A22822931

Personally, I believe Chelsea would win, not just because I'm a fan, but because Man- U hasn't been too convincing recently.

I also believe that they do not have much more to offer this season and that their players are tired.

Another reason why I think we would win is that our players are still very angry about our defeat in the C/L and the Prem., so they would want to win this trophy.

Most people, even Man-U fans are betting that Chelsea would win, so I hope my boys do not disappoint us.

It promises to be an interesting match.

I can't wait.     

CHELSEA has issued ‘take it or leave it’ deals to Frank Lampard, John Terry and Arjen Robben.

Robben has been offered a new four-year agreement worth £84,000 a week. He is currently on £62,000 per week and, like Lamps and Terry, has two years left on his contract.

John Terry has been been offered a deal worth £115,000 a week, which he has refused. Vice-captain Lampard has also rejected his offer.

We now face the daunting prospect of losing three of their most influential stars unless we soften their stance.

I don't think they will go though. Let's see what happens.

Tope, listen carefully - You will seriously damage your image on Nairaland if you listen to Fynewaka.

Do yourself a favour by making friends with intelligent people.

By the way, what football club do you support?

Topeorekoy, are you Galatico in disguise? Please stop creating unnecessary threads!

Thank You.

Mr. Tope, since you do not seem to catch my drift, I've got to say this: -

There are enough threads on this forum for Chelsea fans or fans of other clubs to post news or any information related to Chelsea. I have observed however, that you have the habit of creating unneccesary threads. While conceding that many of your threads are brilliant and 'OK', it is sad that you now indulge yourself in creating threads anyhow.

My dear, please, if you have an issue to raise, first browse through this sports forum and see if there is a thread related to what you want to post and post it in that thread.

Peace.