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Oh my God!  Oh my God!  Oh my God!      

Somze you're too much!

Those rhymes are lovely! haa haa haa!     

But please do me a favour, change that line - "Manure you'll get just crap from me" to " Manure you'll get just slaps from me"!
That would be much better!     

9ja4eva, please stop posting pictures of Ronaldo, the guy is so ugly that he makes me want to cry!

Bobby, welcome to the Chelsea fan zone!

Here are the rules of this zone: -

1. Respect Chelsea!

2. Respect other fans!

3. Respect yourself.

4. Make intelligent posts.

Failure to adhere to any of these rules would get you labeled as a muppet!

     

Pastor Eskor is dead?  

I'm just hearing this and I'm so shocked!  

I saw him last in december when I attended City of David.  

He was such a great Pastor that I will never forget.  

May god bless his gentle soul.    

Mukina, please don't repent yet o! I'm enjoying this!

mukina2:
razorr is my boyfriend

Yea, Muki is my lover! I f*uck her every night and she licks me clean!           

Guys, what's your prefered line up for saturday's match?

I heard Papa gay wants to sell Rooney as a result of his wowoness. He should not offer him to chelsea abeg.

Maybe Wenger would sign him.

mukina2:
oga your quotes na die o

MUKINA!

Wicked girl!

Mr. pervert, Rooney is the perfect definition of W.O.W.O.!

danniecool:
JT is my fourth choice goalie at the moment, while cech is a nice left winger

Danniebaby, don't kill me with laugh abeg!

Drogba can switch places with JT anyday, I guess!

Mukina, relax! Chelsea would easily win that match, because our players are more fired up!

Mukina, this is not a joke o!

On saturday, we would see Hilario playing with Drogba in front as a striker! Mourinho has said it!

I can't wait for that day! That game promises to be a comic soap-opera!

Besides, I think Mourinho is just trying to piss faggotson off! It's all mind games!

Viee, like I said before mind your own business and leave us to our romance!    

As for hilario, what part of "He's also a good striker" didn't you understand?      

Viee, Hilario is a good striker as well, so don't under-estimate him!     

Guys, what do you think of this? - It's just too hilarious!      

JOSE MOURINHO is threatening to use Chelsea's third-choice keeper Hilario up front in the FA Cup final.

The Blues boss is facing an injury crisis ahead of Saturday's showdown with Manchester United at Wembley.

Key stars such as Andriy Shevchenko, Ricardo Carvalho, Arjen Robben and Michael Ballack will all miss the big match.

John Obi Mikel is also likely to be ruled out, while Ashley Cole faces a race against time to be fit.

And Mourinho reckons he is so short of players, he may have to use Portugal stopper Hilario as an emergency striker.

He said: “If Ashley is ready we have 15 players for the final.

“I will have to choose between Hilario - because he is not bad playing forward - or I’ll bring one of the kids to make 16.”

Michael Essien and Claude Makelele were rested against Everton on the final day of the Premiership season, with Mourinho using youngsters Sam Hutchinson, Ben Sahar and Nuno Morais off the bench.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007220285,00.html

Do you think it's a good idea to use Hilario (a reserve goal keeper) as a striker upfront? I hope he doesn't commit handball fouls o!  

Mourinho is one funny dude.  

I love Chelsea!      

VIEE, mind your business. Gbeborun!

Loyika, the guy is in love with me so leave him alone! Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Or are you jealous?

Viee, you are right, this is Chelsea love.

Damose dear, I love you too.

Damose:
Guys, is Mc Carthy coming to CHELSEA?

He really wants to come to Chelsea, but Chelsea is not saying anything yet.

Please guys, don't believe anything you read in the papers about transfers in Chelsea!

Chelsea's management has said that all their transfers would be done in secret, so if Mourinho himself or someone in Chelsea's management does not say it, don't believe any news.

ttbd

[size=16pt]TEVEZ IS GOING TO REAL MADRID![/size]

[size=16pt]Tevez set for £30m Real deal[/size]

CARLOS TEVEZ is heading for a £30million move to Real Madrid.

But West Ham will not see a penny of any fee for the striker whose goal kept them in the Premiership.

The Hammers tore up their agreement with Tevez’s owner Kia Joorabchian so the South American star could play in their last three games of the season.

Yet having signed off with Sunday’s crucial 1-0 winner at Manchester United, he has now returned to Argentina and is back in the hands of the company Joorabchian represents.

Joorabchian refused to comment on the on-going row in which the so-called ‘gang of four’ are still pressing to have West Ham relegated for alleged irregularities in Tevez’s capture.

He also claims no decision has been made about the player’s future. But Real Madrid are leading the chase, with AC Milan and Seville on alert.

A £30m price tag makes it virtually impossible that the Hammers could end up signing him.

SunSport can reveal Tevez turned down the chance to quit West Ham in the January transfer window. Joorabchian said: “He told me it was his mission to keep West Ham in the Premiership and he had to stay to see it through.”

Hammers boss Alan Curbishley hopes survival has finally won him the backing of the club’s fans. He revealed: “There was a time when they were telling me ‘F*** off back to Charlton’.”

Ex-manager Alan Pardew, relegated with Charlton, sent a letter of support before the Old Trafford win. Chairman Eggert Magnusson was thrown in the showers during the victory celebrations.

Source: - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007220197,00.html

Danniecool, why do you ask? Do you know the girl? Her full name is Madeleine McCann.

Are you saying that security in Portugal is poor?

I've got some Portugese friends and they claim otherwise.

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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Ohene:
how can i vote

Go to www.mnetafrica.com

Mukina, are you racist?

Is it because Sinclair is oyinbo or what?

Mukina stop tripping!

Mikel is a hot dude!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Did you say mikel is wowo?

Are you high?

Mukina, where did you spring from? 

Did you see Rooney's mouth while lifting the cup?       He looked so segzy!      

I wonder what his girlfriend was doing when he was stepping out of the house.        

moondust:
Shower Hour, hmmm. my favourite part of the show

Haaa haa haa haa haa

I hope they put girls with big boobs in the house this year!

I love staring at big boobies!

If by some miracle, Timi remains in the show after tonight, he would have to work on his discipline!

What he did last night must never repeat itself again!

Mukina, I'm Mikel's girlfriend o! Ask him, he'll confirm it!