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LMAO. . . Do I smell anxiety?

ope-emi, if you didn't understand my post, then sorry, but I can't help you.

Yankeepool guy, since when did you turn into an attention seeker?

Wowoboi, I can see that you are attacking Chelsea (albeit stupidly) in order not to confront the issue of your defeat abi!

Why do this scummies always get a hard-on over Chelsea? ROFLMFAO

Abi o. . .

Crazy people! I told you guys that the scummies are high! Imagine them celebrating after being beaten! ROFLMFAO

ope-emi, that goal has been described by soccer analysts as probably the best goal in the CL this season!

Peter Cech is the best goal keeper in the world right now! You would be mad to claim otherwise!

Leave those scummies o. They still have a hangover after their consolatory drinking last night!

I think Chelsea has a good chance of beating Valencia! They just do not have much teeth!

     

Help me o! I don die o!  

When Yankeepool fans begin dey make noise!      

Keep dreaming my friend. . . It never hurt to dream!

toshmann:
and razor stop this YA---p--l please

and BTW, Wch essien are u guys making noise about? the same essien that has 2 own goals to his credit (and still counting)  i go die o.

abegi, rafa benitez has already mapped out plans on how to defeat his former boys  in the semis, no shaking.

Toshmann, what do you even know about soccer sef? 

Essien made mistakes in the defence because that is not his natural position!

He would be back in his position next week and we would comfortably finish them off in their own backyard!     

Hugoboi:
U couldnt get this shit inundated into your thick negro skull even after your threadmate muki has told ya.This aint about beef miss razorr,its about da game of soccer and the last time i checked its still a male dominated game.It does d status of fanship no good when folks like u yapp about shit they don't know nothin about,

You are not in a position to be yapping about my dear!

At least I have a better chance of qualifying. What have you got?    

I'm feeling very sorry for you sweety.  

toshmann:
razor,
u have canizares to thank for stupidly giving away the ball for cole and drogba to score. it woulda been big home loss for the blues.

anyway, u can insult PSV as much as u like, i don't blame u, it's liverpool that gave u the right to insult PSV. but let me remind u, PSV has won the dutch league many many many times, they have won the champions league before they have produced great players like ruud gullit and koemann. and used players like romario and ronaldo. while your chelsea has only managed two appearances in the semi final of champions league. PSV has a better european record than chelsea. don't let liverpool decieve you, PSV is a great team. they were in the semi final last yr don't forget.

as for valencia, lol, they love to deal with premiership teams. . . . . . ask manure, toy gunners, leeds etc (not liverpool. . . .the only english team to win in nou camp, they have a good spanish record)

Bla bla bla. . . Yada yada yada. . .

We are waiting for you on the 24th!    

Abdblues:
At the Scummies, i hope you are not deluding yourselves that the task you have is an easy one?

Please help me ask them o! Dem don craze finish!

Wowoboi, please go back to bed! It is obvious that you haven't recovered from the hangover you are suffering from, following your excessive drinking last night to console yourself after your defeat!     

Go get some sleep man!   

Mukina, why do you hate Chelsea so much? 

Your hatred for my club is so blind and extremely pathetic! 

I really doubt that you watched that game last night! Even without Essien, we dominated the game! 

Valencia's performance was far worse than Watford in terms of attack! 

Your boyfriend, Peter Cech, could have read a book while the match was going on! They didn't do much in terms of putting pressure on us! 

With Essien back next week, we would kill them off for sure!      

Cheer up babe!     

Mukina, go back to bed! Gbeborun Otutupoyoyo!

Toshmann, so Yankeepool is getting all exited now because you beat PSV, the worst side in the CL currently, abi?

I dey feel very sorry for you o! Chelsea would teach you a big lesson in the semi-final!

Don't even begin to dream that Valencia would beat us in the second leg, as I am sure you observed that we are superior to them!

Yankeepool is in serious trouble!

Toshmann, bring your fat *ss back in here! I have a word or two for you!

Dr. Dre, first of all my name is not Razzor, it's 'Razorr'.

Secondly, what business did the press have in peeping into my boyfriend's notepad? Make dem mind their business abeg.

Is Mourinho the only coach who makes sketches during matches? I tire o. . . Anyway, it just goes to show his popularity.

It was obvious that we had the upperhand during the match, so I wasn't nervous. I am just disappointed that we didn't win. That was our fault, as we had our hands around their throat!

Like I said before, just relax and watch the second leg. We would correct our attacking mistakes and dem do hear wheen!

Viee, please now. . . speak decent English!  I'm pleading with you. . .

Viee, please can't you speak simple correct English?    Haba!

Please modify your post abeg, before you give me a headache!

danniecool, Essien is an attacking midfielder!

He was playing in defence because Terry was injured.

Now that Terry is back, our opponents would see red!

I sincerely pray that essien plays next week tuesday! If he does, then we would be back to our original chelsea formation! Essien is stronger when he plays in an attacking position!

viee:


Oga jm, really need paracetamol before he gets heartache.did u see whn d guy started drawing map?
now the last time i saw such thing from a coach was during the 98 world cup and i think it was the japanese coach that did that.
i was thinking that after the calculation he will bring a super sub
for where?
baba mourinho comot people wey dey play well and carry people wey think say na training we dey do
haba oga mourinho!

Viee, shut up your mouth if you do not know much about my team!

Mourinho did not have many choices for substitution last night!

Most of the players on the bench were defensive players and what we needed were players to bring in the punches!

That was why he brought in SWP and Cole!

If you know anything about football, you would know that a coach has to gamble when he wants results! Sometimes it pays off!

Joe Cole's entry wasn't so bad, considering he has not played a game in four months.

He would improve as he gets more fit and plays in more matches!

Spot On Loyika!

He who has an ear. . .

I'm sorry viee, but I do not think you watched that match!

Chelsea was more adventurous! Even the match statistics proved it! Our players were obviously superior in terms of individual skill and we collectively dominated the game, especially in the second half!

The problem we had was that we didn't penetrate their defence well enough to create many clear chances!

We obviously felt the absense of Arjen Robben and even Michael Essien! 

If you watched the match at all, you would have noticed that Shevchenko could have been quite dangerous, but Ayala did not take his eyes off him for even a second! Shevchenko could have been the man of the match if he was allowed to do what he was aspiring to do!

Drogba wasn't fantastic and that was the problem! If Drogba had been as fantastic as he usually is, Valencia would have seen red!     

Just wait and see what would happen in the second leg when Essien would be back to play in his natural position! You would see how better organised our attacking punches would be!      

It's a pity that as soon as Terry came back, Essien got injured!

You all know how dangerous Chelsea can be when the team is complete!     

Was that a match or what? See that brilliant goal from Silva!   I must confess that I was too impressed!

Chelsea controlled the match! We were on top throughout! It's just a pity that we couldn't have a stronger penetration and we weren't lucky! 
We could have won! 

Shevchenko, was not given any breathing space, as Ayala marked him very closely, almost injuring him twice! Their defence was quite good, I must say!

Anyway, the second leg would be very sweet, with Essien back! We would definitely win it!
We only need to score one goal in that match and keep a clean sheet!

That Valencia side really disappointed me o! They didn't give us that much problems! They seem to lack the great fighting spirit that my boys had!

Chelsea is definitely going into the semi-finals!     

software:
@Razor,

My sister no Mind them ooo. They are only jealous we could make it to the stage we are now,

Roma will demolish Man Utd tonight,

Software, I thought Manure was your second team? So why do you want them demolished?

anothaviv:
@ razorr

u may be proud that you can cause such trouble in a relationship, but in this case , he HAS cheated with this girl he hangs out with.

i suggest u think about what u are doing to hurt another relationship, unless you have "intentions"

ROFLMFAO

Listen, this particular guy and me have been friends even before he met this babe. You can't tell your boyfriend to dump his friends, but if you believe he is cheating, based on some proof, then you are free to dump him!    

anothaviv, you sound very much like someone I know, but this time around, I am the friend that the girl thinks her boyfriend is banging, even though it's not true.

Listen girl, if you do not have proof that they are sleeping together, let the matter rest.

But if you have proof, confront him about it. Do not dump him outrightly as he is human. But if he does it repeatedly, then you better run fast, as it would only get worse when you guys get married!

There is a statement that some chaps make which I love. It says: - Cheating is not a crime, but getting caught is!

ROFLMFAO          

That was amazing! Who wrote it?

Absolutely splendid!

A very accurate description of the political system in Nigeria!

I'm still trying to stop laughing.      


May God have mercy on this country. Amen!

That story is really dumb!

If you put a mobile phone in a microwave for more than a few seconds, there would be a serious fire hazard and people would get hurt!