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My Oh My!

So Debosky hasn't come yet!     

I am beginning to think that 4Play's is telling the truth o!      

It seems they have broken up true true!     

J-girl, why don't you change that your signature from "Love Man Utd. with all my heart!" to "Love Debosky with all my heart!" That should prove us wrong!

Come to think of it, did you do what I asked you to do?

Did you pump his d*ck the way I asked you to do - to make it bigger and more effective? 

Please give the poor guy a chance now. . .      

Pump that thing very well!     

"Chelsea have changed the face of English football forever by raising the standards of the Premiership by several degrees. In the 1980s and 1990s you could win the championship or go close with a side who were simply above average. That, because of Chelsea, is now impossible."


"Chelsea don't pass like Arsenal, or counter-attack like Manchester United, but when it comes to winning they have ice flowing through their veins. There's no team less affected by the circumstances surrounding them and no team better at getting the job done."

Quote by BBC's Alan Hansen.

"Chelsea have changed the face of English football forever by raising the standards of the Premiership by several degrees. In the 1980s and 1990s you could win the championship or go close with a side who were simply above average. That, because of Chelsea, is now impossible."


"Chelsea don't pass like Arsenal, or counter-attack like Manchester United, but when it comes to winning they have ice flowing through their veins. There's no team less affected by the circumstances surrounding them and no team better at getting the job done."

Quote by BBC's Alan Hansen.

"Chelsea have changed the face of English football forever by raising the standards of the Premiership by several degrees. In the 1980s and 1990s you could win the championship or go close with a side who were simply above average. That, because of Chelsea, is now impossible."


"Chelsea don't pass like Arsenal, or counter-attack like Manchester United, but when it comes to winning they have ice flowing through their veins. There's no team less affected by the circumstances surrounding them and no team better at getting the job done."

Quote by BBC's Alan Hansen.

"Chelsea have changed the face of English football forever by raising the standards of the Premiership by several degrees. In the 1980s and 1990s you could win the championship or go close with a side who were simply above average. That, because of Chelsea, is now impossible."


"Chelsea don't pass like Arsenal, or counter-attack like Manchester United, but when it comes to winning they have ice flowing through their veins. There's no team less affected by the circumstances surrounding them and no team better at getting the job done."

Quote by BBC's Alan Hansen.

I sometimes laugh when some people say that Lampard is only better because he scores more goals than Gerrard. You guys just crack me up big time.

You seem to have a problem with your memories.

It is not just about scoring goals, but the quality of goals he has scored.

Lampard is known to have scored goals that reverberate in our memories for a very long time.

According to wikipedia - "Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield".

How can anybody say Frank Lampard should be benched. A guy who was number two in the world in 2005. Second to Ronaldinho.

Have Gerrard or Hargreaves ever come this close?

Have any of those guys ever produced the type of goals Lampard has been known to produce?

Give the guy his due credit and stop bad-mouthing him for sentimental reasons.

England has had very bad managers and that is why he hasn't shined so well for England recently.

Why does he do so well under Jose Mourinho and flop under McLaren?

A good manager knows how to manage talent and produces a team formation that brings out the best in his players. McLaren can't do this.

What have I said now that isn't true!

You guys should either accept or deny my claim with facts and stop calling me crazy!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

We are definitely winning the Quadruple!

Don't worry, Manscum would sharrap after we defeat them in the F.A cup final!

WOW J-girl!

You are actually defending Debosky?

So, there is hope for a re-union afterall!

Or was it my suggestion that got you to have a re-think about dumping him?

You want to give the poor guy a chance, abi?

Go ahead and pump his d*ck girl and watch it grow! Then you can begin to enjoy it for all eternity!

Don't forget to also ask him to also give it to you from the back o! You'll wake all your neighbors with your screams of pleasure!

mukina2:
maureen knows benitez doesnt joke when it comes to thnigs that matter

Yea, he wins by cheating!

We would show him hell!

Mukina, what have I done now. . .         

I was only trying to be helpful!     

OK OK. If that suggestion doesn't work, then I have another one: -

Research has proven that experimentation can help rekindle the fire in any dying relationship. So I would suggest that Debosky should take his thing up her ass, if they haven't tried it already!

Give it to her from behind bro! I mean anally.     

Mukina, I am not saying that you gunners can't beat the scummies!

All I'm saying is that J'girl and Debosky should call a temporary truce to try out my suggestion - D*ck pumping!

Mukina, sharaaap and go back to bed!  

My Oh My!      

Have I missed something or what?

By the way, where is Debosky?    Why isn't he here defending his true love?    

I am beginning to think that 4Play's claims are true o!

If they haven't really broken up, Debosky would have been here singing songs of praises to J-girl!

And if this fight between them has something to do with Debosky's d*ck being too small, then there is a simple solution to that!
I have heard from a very good doctor that plenty of blow jobs from a professional can help elongate a chap's d*ck!

So, I would suggest that J-girl gives Debosky some very good sessions of d*ck pumping!

As for Akinwunmi, I hope his thing is quite large, as J-girl seems to have a very heavy appetite for the big ones!      

Cheers!

Correction - I never get drunk! I don't get high on manure like you!

The future is blue!

Correction: - I have never ended up in the gutter! Chelsea would never do that do you!

Stop lying, you smoke manure up your ass!

The only thing that would stop Yankeepool from getting her ass whooped next week would be an absenteeism from the match!

And I keep telling you people to stop smoking manure up your asses! It's quite dangerous to your health!

The future is blue!

Chelsea makes you happy and exited!

Manure makes your gut rot!

Yankeepool is most definitely one of the beatable teams!

Sweetie, I'm pretty sober! I can't say the same for you though, since you are high on manure - a highly intoxicating stimulant!

Chelsea Rules!

And the problem with you Manure guys is that you are always high on manure!

Yankeepool is in trouble, our revenge time has come!

Cheating bastards!

The 'Chelsea the great' thread. He has deleted the posts.

Dre, a team that can crumble to a 7-1 defeat by a scum team is definitely a shitty team!

A team that can crumble to a 7-1 defeat by a team that just got its ass whooped by Portsmouth FC is a shitty team!

Mr. Dre, You're not making any sense! We see all clubs as beatable! That's why we're Chelsea!
Yea I did. He misunderstood our posts.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .

You guys play shitty teams!     

Chelsea Rocks!

[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=48649.msg1042950#msg1042950 date=1176719907]Have your heard of how are the mighty fallen?[/quote]So you admit that we're mighty, huh?

Some people can dream sha. . . Haba!

Thank God for UEFA! It looks like there is a secret ploy to give Chelsea the CL trophy this season! They keep giving us beatable teams!

Haa haa haa. . .

Yankeepool ko, Manscum ni. . .

Very funny!

Wake Up!

Oh, and one more thing. . .

The writer in that link you posted ended the article by saying that Lampard is better, so please next time, open your eyes before you post a link and avoid shooting yourself in the foot!

[size=90pt]Chelsea Rules      England!
Dem dey fear![/size]


                                                                                                

Mr. Ghost, haba. . .

How can anyone in his right senses say that Manscum would whoop Chelsea 3-0!

This isn't a play station game my dear, but real life!

Stop drinking!

t0kunb0:
[size=14pt]because it's unproveable doesnt mean it aint true[/size]

Sweetheart, that statement would never win a case even in the most shitty court on the planet!