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Selfish Joe Cole? Listen up young man. Jose Mourinho is not called the special one for nothing. He is not only a master tactician, he is also known as a very good manager. He can correct any childish attribute of any player, Joe Cole included!

I can't wait to see that young man play again!

And to think his haters were saying he won't play for the rest of the season!

As for the Chelsea game, it might interest you all to know that Wayne Bridge is back, Essien should be playing, and ofcourse, John Terry would be holding down the defence alongside my darling Diarra.

We are going to have a complete team, so Valencia beware!     

And if you think that's fantastic, then take this: - Joe Cole might just put up a 10 to 15 minutes surprise appearance! 

Did I hear you say wow?   

As for Manscum's match against the Romans tomorow, I must say this: - Faggotson has really disappointed me with that bullock he spewed about players in the Roman squad he would be looking out for. How on earth could he have excluded Totti from that list? Is he deranged?

My goodness, Totti is the highest scorer in the frigging Italian league for heavens sake. 

It's just like a stupid and arrogant coach saying he doesn't care about Drogba when playing Chelsea!     

I'm not surprised sha. . .  I always suspected that the old man has been sniffing something. I even suspect that his constant gum chewing is just a way of keeping himself steady, in other not to betray the fact that he is high, or how else can we explain the gum chewing?

Faggotson is definitely deranged! 

After tomorrow's game, the name Totti would haunt the deranged old fool for the rest of his life!         

I can't wait!     

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=458308&CPID=5&clid=121&lid=2&title=Totti+reveals+English+disliking

Joe Cole is Back!

Yea! I can see our haters begin to sweat in their pants now! The boy is back and ready to kick up thunder and fire, so haters beware!

He should play against the spurs in the weekend or might even put up a 10 or 15 minutes surprise appearance against Valencia tomorrow!


Chelsea Rocks!

Hey hey hey!

Amateur hour is over!

Lalaboi, you should know by now that there are people you listen to and there are some people you should just ignore! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I tire o. . . Helep me aski dem o!

WOW! The day has finally arrived!

Where is Toshmann?
I am not expecting much from PSV, but, I can bet that Yankeepool would see Black and Blue today! Hee hee hee. . .
That is one match I look forward to.

My predictions: - PSV 1 - Yankeepool 0
Ac Milan 2 - Bayern Munich 1

I still feel that the presidential elections might be postponed, going by the fact that the AD is asking for it and the Electoral Act states that it should be postponed.

As far as I'm concerned, someone is playing games with Nigerians.

Let's see what happens.

[size=14pt]Yankeepool! Yankeepool! Yankeepool![/size]        

You guys are so heartless! Did you have to make Wenger cry like that? 

Couldn't you guys show a little mercy?   

Did you have to murder them outrightly?   

Damn! I hate Yankeepool!     

Mukina, don't worry, we would punish them for you when we play them in the Champions League final!        

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Oga Vieira, what do Ballack and Lampie do in the Chelsea squad sir? Please educate me o. You know say I no know book!

Ruudboi, I never said Lampie was better than Gerry boy o! I admitted than Gerry is better. However, Lampie scores more goals.
But it is the coach's job to instill discipline in his boys. The boys should play however the coach tells them to, otherwise they should both be benched. That's what Mourinho or Fergusson would do. You can't bring your stupid ego issues into the team!

Whatever. . . I love Yankeepool!

Abdblues:
I think it is wrong to say outrightly that they cannot play together. Any good,technically sound/creative coach will be happy to have them both in a single team. Unfortunately, England doesnt have a good coach now neither have they had one in a long long time.

Spot on! Their coach has to stop being lazy and start to use his head!

Muki sharaap! What has this thread got to do with Chelsea, huh? Yeye pikin!

Toshmann, 'Yankeepool' is sexy. Afterall, the club is owned by yankees!

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Muki, that sweet match? You fit bet say their papas and grandpapas no go miss am!

Haaaaaaaa Muki, here is my cup. Pour some for me jare!

Happy Nairaland birthday!

Thanks Abdblues, that was lovely!

manu4laif:
@razorr,
May God put our fortunes in our hands so that we don't pray for evil to befall our masters before we can succeed.

Amen.

WAN UNITED

I am only showing your team respect by expressing restraint in claiming that Blackburn would beat you. But you and I know that it is possible. Yeye team. I alway's said that it would be sweeter for me if it's a smaller team that beats you unexpectedly, thereby pulling the breaks of your premiership ambition. Let's wait and see what happens tomorrow! 

dblock:
Mukina, I hang where i want to

Go hang on a cross!

4 Play:
NB:Ashley Cole was once said to have been caught in a party with 2 other males.That is Chelski for you.

4Play, you're mad! Please post a link, any link of that story.

Let's leave this Yankeepool versus Arsenal game jare. If them like, make them kill demselves. . . na them sabi.

Please does anyone know any jujuman who can determine the result of a match?
I need Blackburn to beat Manscum o, whether by fire or by thunder!    

Mukina, Watford to beat Chelsea? Please please. . . I never chop today o! I no fit laugh!

Abdblues:
Sensing homosexuality is exclusive to people like you!!!

         

Mukina, Yankeepool fit beat you o! Take am easy. Dem get smoking players well well.  

But I recken that Winger is still vexing about his recent defeats and might decide to use Yankeepool as a scape goat!    

Toshii bobo, the name 'Yankeepool' is sexy now. . .

Yankeepool is a team that disappoints when expected to perform. Sorry!     

Bullshit team, you couldn't even beat United for me even with all your Gerrards!

HAA HAA HAA! The battle of the Titans! I can't wait for that one!

Arsenal would win! Who wants to drop money?

Amabious:
How come they chose an old man to run for presidential election.

Very good question!

kitaun:
Big name na hin dey kill England u know?

make Lamps siddon for bench make beta players play jare a9gt

even Terry sef needs to rest his arse, Carragher is always a big game player

Kit, it's obvious that you're talking from a biased point of view. How can you say Terry should sit on the bench? Na wa o! Do you hate Chelsea this much?

LoverBwoy:
the media and FA are probably the only difference, the English media will hype and dump you! the Nigerian media they just talk talk and talk

Spot On!

[size=14pt]Elections would hold as planned![/size]

http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/news/article05

THE death of the presidential candidate of the Alliance for Democracy (AD) and former Ondo State Governor, Chief Adebayo Adefarati, notwithstanding, the April 14 and 21 general elections would still hold, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has said.

The chairman of the commission, Prof. Maurice Iwu, while reacting to the death of the elder statesman, told leaders of the political parties at a meeting yesterday that the commission would not want anything to derail the forthcoming elections.

The commission's Director of Public Affairs, Pastor Segun Adeogun, told journalists that Iwu had already defused the tension about the elections by telling the party leaders that the elections would not be shifted as being feared.



I pray there are no further conplications to derail the comming elections. Amen.