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See how much I lost in 5 days

wow... toi bad..... bro don't worry one game will pay for all that loss and still remain enough

You were walking on your own jejely . when one pastor told you to stop !!... as you stop an herbalist spring out from nowhere and told you if you stop you're in trouble

who would you listen to ?

9Stamp:
Fast and pray against every spirit of gambling. Also avoid anybody telling you anything about betting

alot of people have made it through gambling

Sometimes it's all smiles like this but sometimes it's all cries....

BadRadio:
[s][/s]mumu

dundee

400billionman:
You are idle.

Isn't your aim to win money ?

Assuming you go out everyday and engage in a busy schedule with a guaranteed income of N5k, will you have time for betting ?

No.

you might be right ...

Silentgroper:
Muffins

you just use my thread catch cruise

Tadeknkeepcalm:
What can I say to a real G boy. They can't ever have sense

But G boys have more sense than average boys like you

Yusufisraelj:
My brother it depends

depends kill you there.... Depends on what?

SanctifiedSista:
yes dear, it's because u don't know what pple are going through so running ur mouth is easy for u. Cram the time I wrote.u will need it soon

so how will the even help people with what they are going through

MarketDispatch:
Send me your account number...we all Like to hear that fantastic line.

Even me as a guy will fall for my fellow guy if he ask for my account number.... no blame me na how the country be

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Several similar threads as this have been created. You can look through them

heya you should have told me so I won't create this one since we are managing space

SanctifiedSista:
In the beginning it was not so
Therefore I I invite u to living Faith church cananland OTA if u are in Lagos, time is 11:45am . That sickness will be eradicated as papa OYEDEPO anoints u personally and prays for.me today. Bring ur friends and family. Congratulations

invite kill you there ......

Recently I discovered sport betting , I have always been against it and laughed at people who spend thier hard earned cash on it ,

But one day I decided to try it .. I had spare 2k so I deposited and started betting , at first I was just losing money everyday probably because I was still very new to it but even though I was losing money I actually enjoyed the thrill of watching the team you bet on , that moment when they win and you are all smiles is heavenly and quite emotional,,.sometimes one game would cut my ticket and I will be so angry ,before long I discovered I was always online betting everyday

As I was about to exhaust my 2k I won some money.. I was Soo Happy.. after that I begin to win not everytime but frequently., but lately I have been losing alot again... I'm thinking I should stop but I also don't want to give up.. any body with good advise

Akinbahm:
At the emboldened you deserved this...

pursue woman for 7 years.... na why u end up on Nairaland....

BadRadio:
[s][/s] u are the biggest simp I've discovered since I was born

such a miserable Guy.... so na babe dey take care of your business.... choi .. u just open mouth waaaa spit for phone

LMS1:
Pls Stop It Now

got more fame pass you though

illicit:
I love wizkid....

living your fellow man shows how immature and insecure you are

padi94:
So you come here cos we don't hv Twitter or wetin

y'all are local on Nairaland.. most of you don't have enough MB to use Twitter

habsydiamond:
Destiny dey play with her destiny... Ogaa ooo

her destiny is to ask for giveaway

Fast rising musician Alo Innas came on Twitter after a long break , saying he took a break because he had to rest( wonder what he did that he is resting )

The No hit music star also told his Fans he wants to give 5 people 20k. And trust Nigerians .they flooded his mentions..

Alo Innas came into limelight after alleging that he dropped wizkid label because wizkid has a shrine .. Ever since the news gone viral . Alo Innas has yet to release a song..

Smitharo:
Nothing do you.. ur only tryna kip it gangsta..

No b only babes get monopoly ova shakara..

Lastly Neva fail to kip ur hustle game tight.

Thank you

Silentgroper:
Didnt u see that at 1st.
y are u acting weird all of a sudden.
i thought we were just playing around.
well, jxt so u knw. I did nt take any of it serious.

yo bro.. don't fall for her... she is actually a man.... not a woman

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

very useless set of human beings

missbehave247:
@Op I can relate

The look that says "Poor boy , you self wan toast"... The annoying part is that the girls that do these are mostly ugly

I find it difficult to try and win a woman's heart.. if I meet a lady online and I text and it takes her hour to reply I block.,. I walk up to a lady and she start making funny faces . I walk away .. if I call your phone and you ask who gave you my number . I hang up...

Recently one babe I liked so much told me she couldn't date me cos she has a serious relationship going on , I said okay and even though it hurt me I make sure I deleted all her number and blocked her everywhere .. funny enough I moved on. only for us to meet and she was surprised I could block her ,I told her I was only giving her space since she's hooked to a guy she then told me she wasnt in a relationship but said that hoping I would keep trying to show how serious I am with her.. I was like "Heya "...

so Is this normal?..I'm I too hard ..should I calm down or I'm completely normal

Kriss216:
My brother, don't mind that girl. Consider her as a nuisance. Flenjoy YOUR 15K, na God give you.

Thanks brotherly.... All these kpomo babes

CalliDora1:
Hahahahaaaa. Oyen Ara.

I hope you know that's stealing. And hope you have the money to pay back in case the lady discovers her purse is missing and connects the dots to you. Sha get ready.

Stealing kill you there ... She gave me the money, because I walked up to her to give her back but she obviously doesn't need it

Kriss216:
You did well, bro. God will bless you abundantly.

Just remove 1K from that money, use it and buy suya. Enjoy yourself, her foolishness and Iberiberism fetched you blessings in disguise.

foolish Nigerian babes

Girls are fond of looking a guy they just met from head to feet back to head repeatedly as if they are looking for something

What happened today really annoyed me , I was walking jejely on my own when the purse of the lady in front of me fell off unknown to her.. so I picked it up and rushed to meet up with her , lo and behold .she looked me from head to my feet then fixed her eyes on my feet , shook her head , then hissed and walked away... I looked at my feet and suddenly realized that I was wearing bathroom slippers, so this yeye lady thought I came to toast her ..

well all thanks to her the money in the purse was about 15k.... na so I go shoe shopping

So have been thinking. All these city babes and thier urgent need for 2k plus thier urgent to buy clothes for Instagram is making me lose hope in city women ..
So I decided I will marry a village beauty queen , but then my friends and I have been arguing that Village women are the worst compared to city women
Pls guys what do you think ?

Joseph : Mary this one you're vomiting since three days now hope you dey alright.? Do u need me to take u to a clinic my love ?.

Mary : No , but ermm Joseph there is something important I want to discuss with you .

Joseph : Ok my Lolo I'm all ears .

Mary :. Ermm Joseph I think I'm pregnant.

Joseph :. Haha, if na joke stop am , u dat u are a virgin and since we started dating you've not allowed me touch you so how u wan take get Belle ..be serious jare

Mary : I'm serious Joseph , the holy spirit got me pregnant.

Joseph : (Angry) Holy spirit kill you there!!!!!! , haba Mary so u can do this to me after all I did for you ,?. All the urgent 2k ,the sharwarma , so all along u were playing me . chai I don suffer , why are women so wicked (crying)

Mary : Joseph it's not what u think . U see ......

Joseph : just shut up .. ( walks out)

(Joseph at his friends house feeling heartbroken)

Thomas : Jossyboy why u con dey cry, na thier way be that .. all these babes na so them be ,them cheap pass kpomo .. why u think say I dey single ..

Joseph : My friend , I no just understand why mary will do such to me ..a whole me

Thomas : hahahahahah, chai jossy walahi u dey funny.. see you !!. Why she no go cheat when na ordinary capenter u be .. na why I tell u make we join Judas for the Yahoo game .

Joseph : ( burst out crying ) Chai .. Mary oooo...but Thomas what if Mary is saying the truth,

Thomas : Guy u really dull... na now I understand why she cheat on you ..u sef think am ,how person wey them call "holy' spirit go get prick not to talk of prick con stand ..than one don pass holy spirit na.

Joseph: chai na true ooo. . I don suffer ( crying)...

Thomas : leave matter for Matthew abeg ...make we down this gin wey i just buy ...


( Curtains closes .. meanwhile the three wise men pays king Herod a visit.)

King Herod : Nice of you my wise men to visit me .thank God u guys came there is something bothering me

Wise men ; Tell us what it is that bother you our dear king

King Herod : since una be wise men abeg una fit tell me .who go win today match ,I play merry bet and I want sure say my slip na confirm..

First wise man:. King no vex,na brain we get we no dey see Future,na only prophet go fit give u that kind update

King Herod:. Ehn ehn .okay na ..so where una dey go so


Wise men : We saw a shining star ,and from our intellect we can tell it's the star of a king who will be the king of Kings ..so we want to trace it and pay it a visit.

King Herod : ( instantly confused)..wait u mean say another king go come wey pass my own.

2nd wise man : King walahi,this king go dust u no be small..your own kingship dey learn where he dey .




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