₦airaland Forum

wealthyhenry:
Your marriage is 5years and you have a son that's 17years old according to one other thread you created.

Is God not wonderful?

she can lie for africa . just to get likes

Truthabulabula:
Chop knuckle.




If the story is real though. I doubt

Is there anything real in the interne?t... Ever chatted a girl only to fund out she's a man ... welcome to the internet

sunshineV:
isnt dat what u dumbfvcks say

Takes a dumbfck to know one

Kayberg:
Now, that's four though, not three as you stressed. Bring on the remaining three and let's discuss on them.

who are you again ?

Michoco:
Op you are MAD!!

You're madder

Lovethaa:
Mehn...
Wow wow wow... things are really happening..

Okay so there is this friend of mine that just got back from Malaysia , he called me to come chill with him so I left my place to his new crib.

He just bought a 4 bedroom duplex in Lekki and the day I arrived he told me we would be going to buy a Benz the next day which we did
.
I'm just saying this so you can understand that my guy actually came with enough cash I mean real Cash.. since I moved to his house everyday has been like a party .. we invite ladies over and guys too..just to chill , drink and eat.. sometimes we go clubbing but that has reduced due to convid

Okay back to my topic there is this guy that I don't know , but he's a friend to my friend. During the times I was in the house this Guy used to come around every day to drink and eat but he doesn't sleep over.. actually my guy doesn't allow anyone sleep over except me .,

But my friend usually have a woman around everyday so he's sometimes always busy indoors which gave his friend an avenue to be closer to me..

Me and this guy chats and we seem to connect, until yesterday this guy told me to meet him somewhere cos he wants to show me something...

When I got there , he took me into a room where I met some guys and on thier table was different Guns , from pistol to Ak-47....

I have never seen a gun in ny Life so I was scared and literally shaking... that's when they told me that they need my help in robbing my friend..

Just because the estate is well secured , you will actually need an insider to help you get through the gate .. they told me thier plan is to rob him off his jewelry, cash, iphone and every valuables.... including his car. my only job is to help them get through the gate and also make sure I leave the front door to the main house open..

They also told me that I'll be dealt with also when they arrive so that he doesn't suspect me ...

Now I'm scared to my bone marrow..with no idea of what to do...if I run away they will still carry out thier plans ..if u tell my friend he might involve police which might result in bigger wahala for me . because those boys can kill....

Pls guys beware of guys that come around you....some are armed fckn robbers...


I'm lost ...

Calm down .. it's just format..... your guy is behind it all.. he wants to initiate you but he hasn't test your loyalty First....

sunshineV:
this might be gods plan for him. god works in mysterious ways

Nice one... asper you're God's p. a

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guess my birth name just by looking at my picture...The person that guesses right gets 25,000 naira.[/color]

Audio money... you're not old ..but you definitely look older than your age ..so I would say 29

This made me remember something I lerrnt in school.... my teacher then came to class and taught us something on humility, she explained and explained but my mind was drifted far away on how to make money ,. she later called me and complain that I'm easily carried away in class and always talking off point ... my point is that , she called me a failure. true true I failed her exams ..but I later discovered yahoo and now I'm doing pretty well...just added another house ....my point is that

my point s wait what are we discussing?

Sixsigmahub:
You were making sense up until number 3. Bruh, your personal beliefs is personal to you. You believe you can see mojo every other day but not sunday morning, that's your business. What were you looking for in the romance section on a sunday morning in the 1st place?

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just giving out examples to buttress my point oga teacher

This write up up there made me remember long time ago .. I met this babe that I liked so much.. she was beautiful and sweet, my only problem with her is that she's is always complaining that I'm easily carried away ,she also complain that I'm always talking off point . I was like how I'm I always talking off point?.. I mean just yesterday I tried to cook indomie and it got burnt and then I remember that it wasn't really
indomie I wanted to cook..


wait what are we discussing again ??

Qatar2022:
GOD will punish both of you, anyone that's into Yahoo your end will be terrible

Calm down and send me your account number... let me send you something so tou can eat ...

Layccin. ny guy.. I remember that year I use to knock his head and send him to buy me recharge cards.... lol.. I still do it even up till now .. he's just a SIMPle guy

authority2006:
I thought you were going to talk about shitty condition of Nairaland right now. It's frustrating to open a thread or post something

That is a temporary problem.

Warripikine:
Seriously, Can you eat this cake??

why not. .. if Nigerians can eat frogs, and lala can eat snake. and our president can eat cows .. then what is a cake ?...

debbydams:
V bn reading alot about marriage nd I'm totally confused �

confused about what exactly?

sabbiboi:
You may want to hear this. Your cousin lifestyle is not in anyway your concern again, if he choose to be foolish.

The book, The Richest Man in Babylon says
* Wealth can only be gathered little by little.

* Money gotten from dubious means, can never make you wealthy, it only a matter of time.

* If you want be rich, get wisdom on how to keep riches.

Most of the time, money you don't work can not stand the test of time. It will be spent foolishly

even if I choose to ignore.. I know I'm the first person they will call if anything goes south.. but I pray it doesn't.. and hopefully he will reset his brains

worlddpeace48:
Valid and thoughtful

Thank you .

Okay firstly I must commend seun and all his Mods for a job well done. but we all know that change is the only thing constant in life.

As much as I enjoy Nairaland for the fact that it is so simple to use I strongly believe that Some features will be appreciated... I would be listing 3 important features that should be added although I have 7 of them but for now I'd list three


(1). DELETE POST.

Pls seun . there are so many times that I have posted some thread by mistake .. or should I say I posted when I wasn't in ny right senses lol...
regardless of the circumstances behind the post I really think it would be cool if there is a delete post button ..

(2). DRAFTS

I was just thinking how cool it would be if you could have drafts for thread you don't want to post yet . this would give you the Chance to preview and edit .
Drafts would also help writers to schedule thier posts ...


(3) BLOCK OR MUTE

Omo how awesome would it be to be able to block some op or at least mute them... I mean I come on romance section early on Sunday morning and I'm greeted with a thread that reads " lady with tight oucci enjoy man's iron rod".... like seriously...


(4) PACKAGE PROFILE
ok I mean as much as Nairaland us cool , it's hard to separate the grown ups from the younger ones . our profile should be set up in a much packaged way so we would be able to know who is actually behind the profile ....



Well these are just suggestions from a Nairaland super fan ... we would actually appreciate CHANGE.

Bola146:
Why not mind your damn business you have said your own, leave them alone. Na poverty

Easy with the tone

jawalis:
Keep quiet and mind your business ogbeni. Did you send him money or asked after the guy when he probably was hungry and broke, did you know what he’s going through without help and now, he managed to sit up and hustle paid. You are here spitting trash.

Calm down I'm a Gee dude myself, and I have been the one he looks up to .... ny only problem is that he's the wild type .. not cool headed .. he already got a tattoo.. doesn't sleep home but hotels..... he's not calm at all and that is bad because a little casting can put you in prison... but like you said I will mind my business

Uncle93:
Mind ur business !!!

Hmmmmm

So small cousin called his mom and sent her 200k.. she was overjoyed and kept showering him with prayers.

I know there is practically nothing wrong when a child sends his parents money but the problem is that this my Small cousin is just 21 years old . with no skill or job.. I made some calls to his close circle and I discovered that the Yahoo I told him to stop is what had fetched him the money ..

I was told he received about 2 million naira from Yahoo and out of that much money he only sent his mom 200k...since then my cousin has refused to sleep at home... he went ahead to book an hotel where he lodged himself with one olosho babe because I'm pretty sure no responsible lady would choose to be in an hotel ..

.My only problem is that the mom thinks yahoo is harmless and is in full support of her son and was even offering to help him seek spiritual help from white garment churches ...She feel that maybe that is how God wants to uplift her son...

But I told her that he's too young ,to be smoking and booking hotel at that age..out of 2mill he sent her 200k only ..this is a woman that has no business or even plasma tv in her house ...

Now me complaining is making me look like a bitter person who is not happy with his success....we even fought and she started saying "God will punish everyone that does not want her son to progress"... indirectly shading me

I'm I really bitter

Federov:
I'm not encouraging him to masturbate, buh what I did to mine is that I do massage it not until I cum oh.. Like stroking it and it increased my d*** well....

share before and after pictures

scofield114:
hhhhh op save urself the depression nd love ur peniss anygirl that is not satisfied with it let her cut u another1 that is big mine is 7inches

na wa o.. someone cannot post for a friend again.. but believe what u may ... I'll advise you to test me with your female sister or friends

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

no joy on Nairaland

Ninejaywon:
Letz assume you are not that friend in the first place, I implore you to advise your friend to desist from those so called penis enlargement drugs. Those shits don't work. If his girlfriend is as wide as Pacific ocean and she complains of his small penis then he should look for another lady with a reasonable vaginal size. Simple

Stop assuming I'm not the one

Gadafii:
size doesnt really matter if you know how to deploy ur fingers very well

lol..... na wa o..

positivevibez:
Those ladies craving over sized gbolas have ocean wide puss my Gbola no big but the girls dey pour water for bed when I hit them.

exactly my thoughts..... there is always spacr in the ocean