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I stood with shock not knowing whether to cry , shout or fight back,

I rushed to carry sholape in my arms, she looked at me with a facial expression that says " pls don't let me die , save me !!! "....

But there was nothing I could do to save her ,if only tears could bring her back I know I would have cried an ocean,.


I felt her tight grip become loose and her eyes closing , she died in my arms .


I looked at praise ,and tears fell down my eyes..


I stood up to rush at Dare but one of his bouncers hit a gun on my head and I fell down ,that was the last thing I remembered.... everything became blurry and noises became distant ...



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I woke up at the herbalist house with a bandage tied around my head and my two hands tied together ,a silver tape was also used to seal my lips.


.. Immediately I regained my senses I remembered sholape and praise and how they were shot in cold blood, another set of tears rush down my eyes ....




' Baba he don open hin eyes o "...dare informed the herbalist ,


The herbalist gave a sign to a strange looking guy to remove the tape from my mouth ,



When the tape was removed ,the herbalist gave me some type of concoction to eat,I accepted everything willingly..no need fighting back ,my hands are tied besides sholape and praise are gone ...so I was actually ready to die too..there is nothing worth living for ....



After I was giving the concoction ,I felt uneasy for a while ,the herbalist gave another instructions that my hands should be untied ,then he left the room with the strange looking guy ,leaving me and dare alone in the room ..



Dare came to where I was seated , sat down beside me and said .



" That day I came back from the herbalist after 7 days and you asked me to gist you what happened?..do u remember I cried instead of talking ??..well I'll tell you everything that happened today "....



He paused for a while ,brought out his weed light it ,took a puff and then continued....



" The first day I was given a concoction called. " ikiya' to eat because of the task ahead ...


(ikiya also know as boldness is a charm prepared for soft hearted people ,it makes them fearless and heartless and bold to do whatever at whenever they like )....



Dare looked at me to make sure I was listening then continued,


"After taking the concoction,baba told me that I have to be up by 1am in the midnight because the charm I will be using will be brought to me by a demonic spirit ."...



"Baba said I must not show fear because if the spirits sees fear in me I will run mad,which is why he gave me the ikiya concoction to eat first ....


The spirit showed and gave me the charm ,see bro the sight of that spirit will make even the strongest of heart run away in fear but somehow I was bold ,and I collected the charm it was holding, ..

I showed the baba the charm after the spirit left and he directed me on how to use it ...


But you know the sad part?? I was told that I must never spend a penny on the people that gave birth to me ,


with all the suffering my mother went through, it pains me that I can't take care of her when I finally become rich , that alone kills me everyday ..



I also learnt that my manhood can never get a woman pregnant, which means I will die without a child of my own .....


On the 7th day the herbalist brought out a weird looking chicken and poured plenty seeds of maize on the ground.he said the number of seed the chicken eats is the number of years I will be rich and famous ..


Guess how many seeds the chicken ate ??...Dare asked me


I looked up at him and wanted to ask how many but I was still weak and pained ,so I just look away ..


Dare then gave a deep sign then continued...

" The stupid chicken ate 9 ..just 9 my friend just 9!!!!!....this is the 5th year which means I have 4 more years to enjoy these wealth and fame before I lose everything back and run mad ....





Hearing this I look at dare in surprise and pity...he looked away......







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Even though I pitied Dare , I knew going with him was not a good option not after waiting 20 days indoors , no matter what dare says or do I was not ready to risk it, atleast let me finish the 21 days first before any other thing ...


I turned to Dare and told him


" Guy just give me 2 days , I promise you I'll follow you anywhere after 2 days . Atleast let me finish what I started here. " ..


When dare realized that I wasn't going to budge or agree with him, he shook his head and then said


" Fine if this is the path you want it to take no wahala I am ready to play that game."....

He then brought out his phone , dialled a number and was telling the person on the phone to bring the package ..


My mind started running with different thoughts again, what package could he be talking about ?.


Well no matter what he brings out I know one thing for sure, I am never leaving this church premises...


After about 2 minutes some hefty guys showed up about five of them , I wasn't surprised because that's how cashy Rolls, he walks with bouncers and soldiers. , whenever he goes out there is always a convoy of atleast 5 luxurious cars following him ...


When the 5th bouncer arrived my heart skipped, I couldn't believe my eyes , the bouncer was holding my daughter , she was still in her school uniform ,


Cashy must have stopped by her school before coming to meet me at the church , how they allowed a complete stranger pick my daughter in school is another issue that I will address much later but right now my daughter needs me ..


" Daddy!! Daddy !!"... She screamed when she saw me , sholape also came out when she heard her daughter's voice , I turned to Dare


" Dare what's all this now , what's my daughter got to do with the issue on ground abeg release her for me "


Dare then made a sign to the bouncer holding praise ,. to my surprise the bouncer brought out a gun and pointed it to my daughter's head., My daughter was scared and her mom seeing a gun on her daughters head started crying and begging ..


Dare then turned to me...



". Are you ready to follow me to the herbalist now ?...


I tried to convince Dare again which was the biggest mistake ever , because that made him give a sign and the unfortunate happened.

The bouncer shot my daughter Dead,I watch as her blood splash on the floor , everyone in the church ran away, sholape tried to confront the shooter and she was shot dead too...


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For the first time in my life I was scared seeing a friend ,

Dare just stood looking at me like I was a ghost , I wanted to ask him how he was able to find me but then I remembered that he is practically a demon ,either ways I decided to break the silence and tension.



"Ha how far Dare , omo I don miss you o see as you fresh , come in and sit down now '....




" Oga save me your bullshit talks "... Dare shouted back at me


"You think I came here to laugh with you ?, You know what you're going to do right now ?.. go back in there pack your bags and follow me this instant.. we are going back to Lagos ... ". ... Dare said with a very serious look..



" Omo that will be impossible brotherly , I am doing something in this church and I still have 7 days to go but don't worry after 7 days I will come to Lagos ".. I replied ..


Dare gave out a wicked laugh that sent shivers down my spine ..


"When baba told me that you have connived with people to bring me down I didn't believe, so it is true ??.. after all I have done for you.. this is the way u want to pay me back ??. Seeing me poor that is how you want to pay me back ... Dare fired at Me .. .



That was it for me , I got angry and fired back


" OGA STOP PRETENDING TO BE THE VICTIM , how could you dare ??.. so you used me for your riches ??... Haba dare ,and I thought we are best friends but I leave you to God hands , pls never in your life come near me again...it is over go your way and I go my way ""....I fired back



But dare did not leave or move an inch..



" And so what if I use your destiny ?..we all agreed to do the charm but at the end only me was chosen..do u know that I am impotent forever ??..yes I can never get a woman pregnant..

Charles is in south Africa with his son and babymama ,you are here with yours but have you ever wondered why I haven't got any girl pregnant?......Dare replied soberly then continued




"I am not happy ,deep inside I am dying .I used you because it's either I do or I run mad... We are in this together, you can't break free it will affect all of us ""..

. Dare paused, stepped closer and then in a low tone continued....



" See Whatever they told you here are all lies, nothing will happen to you... You won't go broke or run mad.. sholape cooked that story with the prophet so that you can stay with her " ..

." But if you really want your destiny back there is something you can do but you have to follow me to the herbalist house today ,once we perform the sacrifice,you will collect your destiny back and it won't affect me..then I can find someone else to use

"" ..pls my friend ,do this for me..this church way will only make go broke then run mad'''

...... Dare begged ...




I was confused ,the pastor had told me that if I leave the church premises before the 21 days camp that It will have drastic consequences.. today is the 20th day just 1 more day remaining to go....what do I do


I pitied my friend too and wish I could help him ,infact I kinda believed him.....








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The prophet looked at me in pity and shook his head ..


"Thank your stars that you found out this early, because once he finish using your destiny and you are no longer bringing money , he will stop giving you money and push you out, by that time you will be useless to yourself, all the property you gather will go and you will eventually run mad... "..... The prophet said.



I was still in shock , I couldn't believe my ears , I turned to the prophet and begged for solution..

.." pls sir save me , help me ,. I don't want to run mad .. pls sir "... I replied





The prophet said there is a solution... And that I will have to spend 21 days in the church , 7 days fasting and some other things .. he said if I can do these I will be totally free and I will recover all my lost glories ...



He however warn that I must not go back to my friend no matter what because my restoration will cause setback for him... And he will become broke ..



Omo I agreed and even decided to start that day... Sholape also promised to spend the 21 days with me ,



She packed to the church premises with my daughter to stay with me ..


I found out my daughter name is praise ...


I did my 7 days fasting with sholape .. praise goes to school from the church and the school bus brings her back...


On the 20th day in church with just 1 day remaining to go.. me and sholape already discussed our plans..



We would relocate to Ghana first , then from there enter canada where we will start our lives as one big family ...


We were both laughing and discussing our plans when I was told someone was asking after me.....


I was surprised because I wasn't expecting anybody, I stood up to go see who it was and I was shocked ....

.. standing before me was Dare .....









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" How far my nigga , where u dey na ??... Dare asked ..


I didn't know what to say at first ,we never lied to each other but then I wasn't ready to let him know I am back with sholape ,so I cooked up a lie .


"Ha my gee I dey port Harcourt I con see one of my babes o..I say make I flex portharcourt small "...I replied



Suddenly dare voice changed ,.then he laughed wickedly. " Guy u see mark for my face ??..you wey dey with sholape you dey lie say u dey portharcourt, omo u Bleep up o...so u went back without telling me ".....he replied




I was shocked and confused and quickly disconnected the call and switched off my phone..



Truth is Dare has changed ever since we got back from Oyo..he acts like a demon sometimes,it was as if he knows everything,he has grown so heartless and powerful...that we his friends fear him ...


Although he fixed us on monthly salary ,the truth is that ever since we came back we haven't made a penny ourselves,all the money we have was from dare and up until now I never saw it as an issue ...





Sholape looked at me and smiled , she then tapped me


"See baby if u really want answers there is a place I want u to follow me to".... She said looking at me



, I nodded in agreement and we left the house for a prophet church ....



On getting there the prophet welcomed me ,sat me down and then revealed to me



' my son ,do you know you are the main source of your friend wealth ....


Omo I was speechless and dumbfounded but the prophet continued ...



" You see when your friend tried using sholape and it did not work out ,he went back and used you...yes all the money he has been giving you is actually your own ..."....the prophet concluded....



Omo I was just shocked in disbelief..


"No it cannot be .,this must be a joke..no way this is real....Hana .no ..you guys are whinning me .. "...I replied in utter disappointment....








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Sholape dragged the little girl away from me and told her to freshen up and get something to eat..


"Daddy will join u soon ok?"... She told her



The young girl didn't want to leave , I saw happiness in her eyes , it was as if she has been waiting to see me all her life , reluctantly she left the room and sholape locked the door behind again...




She turned to me and said


" When you tried using me for money ritual and ran off , I was rescued by some kind neighbors and was taken to church where I spent some time before God healed and restored me .,



I didn't know I was also carrying your baby at the same time , if not for that baby I swore I would never have anything to do with you again .. you are so heartless !!.. but why ?... What did I do to deserve such from you..". She cried ..



I then explained to her everything that happened, I told her I was completely unaware of Dare Intentions that night.. I begged her to forgive me and I also promised her that I will never go back to yahoo again , I told her I was never going to leave her again...





She hugged me, saying she Miss me and that my daughter always ask when her daddy will come ...



I hugged her back ... And assured her I am never leaving again...




While we were hugging something crossed my mind..



If the charm did not work on sholape then how come dare still became so rich and famous ??.. did he do something else .



While I was still thinking, my phone rang and it was Dare calling... I was shocked but I picked it ...




... Hello ?? "







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Omo seeing sholape face to face again was like staring at a ghost. I stood speechless from shock and surprise.



So many questions was running through my mind ,what happened?.. am I dreaming?... Is she real ?..



I was totally speechless and didn't know what to say ,before I could gather words the next thing I heard was a loud slap on my face ..


Sholape gave me a hot slap that brought me to life ,she wanted to slap me again when her mom and sisters held her hand ..


"So you have the guts to come back after all you have done to me ?..I trusted you but what do I get in return ?..you bloody wicked human being!!!"...she screamed ..


Leave my house !! Leave my house this instant!!!!"........she screamed again...



I immediately prostrated and started begging her ..



Her family was obviously lost at what was happening,maybe she didn't tell them ...




I begged and begged with tears in my eyes ,her family tried to get her to say what my offense was but she wasn't talking..I continue to cry and beg...after a while she calm down and ask that me and her be left alone...



She then walked me into her room and locked the door behind us...


I went back on my knees and started begging, she then told me she has forgiven me .. she said she love me Soo much and she was angry that I left her at a time when she needed me the most ...



"I know everything, I know it's not your fault , but why did it take you this long to come back to me ?... Why.."... She ask me





Before I could say anything we heard a knock on the door , a young girl was knocking and calling mommy....




She opened the door and I saw a pretty young girl who looks exactly like sholape..


Sholape hugged her and welcome her back from school... Then she told the young girl pointing at me .. " see your daddy .. daddy just got back !!"..



The young pretty girl ran to me and hugged me and I was completely lost again....




Wetin dey sup na....... I said in my head




I hugged the little girl back...









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The south African babe was still sleeping naked beside me and I could see her curves ..


She arrived Lagos 4 days ago and all we have been doing is go shopping, eat and have sex ...



My bank account has about 26 million naira in it.. I have 200 million saved up in crypto currency.. 3 Benz and a range Rover and 2 houses....



My life was bigger than I even imagined, cashy on the other hand has grew so big that even us his friends needs appointment to see him...



He travels the world and rolls with top musicians...

They hail him in thier songs , he is Soo popular that even Instagram verified his account .



I was thinking how everything changed for us .. how me the local hotel bar man is now a big boy in the hood...


The curvy south African lady woke up and hugged me from behind.. she touched my cock and I became hard again... She rollover with her big ass on my cock and started bouncing on it... As I was enjoying this beautiful babe I knew I have gone on a road I might never return...




After about 5 years I decided I want to go back to Oyo state and bless sholape family... I felt I should bless her parents , atleast that was my way of saying I'm sorry..


Without telling cashy or Charles , I boarded a private car to Oyo state........





On getting to sholape family house , I walked in and introduce myself as her friend... They ask me to sit down...



Then the mother shouted ". Sholape a friend is asking after you '....




Omo I was confused , I actually came to offer condolences, didn't think she was still alive or normal or am I in the wrong house ?....


She answered. "I am coming ". And i could swear that was her voice . I became scared and wanted to run away, she came out to see me before i do and when we see each other my jaw dropped ......










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I didn't know what to do again, sholape kept laughing and dancing tearing her clothes and suddenly tears started dropping from my eyes ..




Dare then rushed in the room and told me we have to leave immediately before people wake up and find out,




His statement got me even madder , I rushed at him ,held the clothes around his neck and shouted " Dare what did you do ?.. tell me why did you do this to her ??..... My eyes was filled with tears and disappointment..



Dare brushed my hands away from his neck and started crying too...


" Do you think I am happy with what happened?.. do you think I want to be like this ?.. look it's either I use her or use one of you or let myself run mad?.I am so sorry but try to understand.. this is way beyond me."... He replied me .




I felt for him too , I know dare wasn't heartless. And I remembered we all agreed to do the charm... It's just painful the way it all turned out ..



Charles reminded us that we need to leave immediately...


I took one last look at sholape who was still dancing and laughing. I shook my head and ran away with my friends ... We left her apartment, heading back to Lagos state ....






3 months after we arrived Lagos, dare started cashing out , he bought Benz and a lekki house for me and Charles , omo dare cashed out so much that people started calling him cashy ...





Me and Charles was not cashing out but dare made sure we never lacked .. he gave us even before we asked ..



Omo we flex ... We go to clubs and burn millions , I sleep with babes that you can only see on Tv... Omo life was sweet....




Once in a while I still think of sholape, I wonder what happened to her ....
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One day I woke up in a 5 star hotel with a pretty curvy lady I met on Instagram.... She live in south Africa and it cost me 2 million to fly her down to Nigeria, the lady was sleeping when ...

We started preparing to leave Oyo state the next day , although I wanted to tell dare that I am no longer interested in yahoo again but with the way things are going that will be impossible to say.


Sholape was in the kitchen cooking for us already , I left my friends to join her in the kitchen, I explained to her that I will be leaving the next day but I promised her I will be back .




She looked so disappointed and begged me to stay with her , I convinced her I was going to come back.. she cried that she will miss me and tears drop from my eyes too...



In such a short while we have grown to love each other so much ......





The last night at sholape apartment she asked me to come and sleep with her in the room... It was a room and parlor and since we arrived , she sleeps in the room alone while me and my friend sleeps in the parlor...




I accepted the offer ,it was that night I found out that she was a virgin...and she willingly gave me her virginity ,she was the sweetest babe I ever had sex with ..





After the live making we slept off ,only for me to wake up and see Dare in the room with a red charm in his hands ,. I was shocked and I asked him what he was doing in the room?...he made a sign that I should keep quiet,next thing he rubbed the red charm on sholape head and left the room......



Immediately he left the room I followed him angrily behind...


"Dare are you mad ? What did u rubb on sholape head ? , Don't you know she's my girlfriend?!..'. I shouted ...


Dare made another sign suggesting that I should keep quiet and not wake the neighbors then he replied '" Girlfriend But you told me she's just your friend and nothing serious ?..besides even if she is your girlfriend ,who says you can't get another girlfriend?.'..... Saying this he walked away ...




I got really mad,followed him behind and pushed him to the wall,Charles came to separate us from fighting each other ,and while this was going on ..I heard sholape laughing in the room ,she was laughing and dancing so loud ....





I ran into the room and noticed that she didn't recognize me again,she was misbehaving and dancing and laughing stupidly....

I suddenly realized that she has gone mad...omo ....






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While me and Charles was at sholape apartment waiting for Dare, I started falling deeply in love with sholape..




She was a godly child and a true christian,. She takes me to church every day and share the word of God with me , she cooks for us without asking for money and to be honest she was a fantastic cook.




My stay with sholape got me rethinking my life , sholape had agreed to date me and also she made me promise her that I will not do yahoo for money which I promised....



My plan was that once Dare gets back from the baba house I will tell him I am no longer interested in yahoo...




Infact I made up my mind not to follow them back to Lagos ... I will stay in Oyo state , get a job and get married to sholape,




On the 8th day , Dare arrived .




He looks completely exhausted and scared... We took him into the room , lock the door behind us and tell him to gist us what happened., Instead of explaining Dare busted into tears , it was the first time I saw a man cry .. he cried and cried and after he stopped crying , he looked at us and said " pls don't bring up this topic again.. never ask me to tell you what happened at the herbalist place again.. pls I beg you .."



And we all nodded in agreement, we hugged him and comforted him.. I don't know what might have happened but I have this scary feeling that our lives will never be the same again..
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We ....





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I met Dare and charles at an hotel where I went to work as a barman ,. We quickly became friends because we share the same stories , we were product of broken homes and low class families .

Just 3 young boys on the street trying to make a living...


The hotel we work is another story on its own, we work day and night only to be paid 17k per month , the money was barely enough to eat not to talk of buy new clothes or shoes ...



We watch as boys our age pull up at the hotel everyday with flashy cars and pretty babes ..


These boys spend lavishly on drinks and food and lodge at our best rooms...



They are known as gee boys or yahoo boys as the society will call them..




To be honest watching these boys lifestyle made us hate our own life and job...



We badly wish that it was us popping champagne and chilling with pretty babes...



One night Dare called us together and told us he has a plan, he explained to us that he spoke to one of the gee boys that use to come around to the hotel and that he begged him to take us in and teach us yahoo, he said the gee guy agreed but that he asked us to get a laptop and wifi first ..



Omo that night we were so happy , we practically screamed with joy, we were so ready to do yahoo. The only problem however was that we didn't have enough money for laptop and wifi...



Charles then suggested we combine our month end salary to get a fairly used laptop and wifi which we all agreed ..


Two weeks till month end ,it was the first time we work with joy, we work so happily because we knew our lives was about to change ...



Immediately we got paid ,we all left the hotel ,got a laptop and wifi and head straight to the gee bros apartment...



It was a 3 bedroom luxurious apartment which he shared with his friend ,we were given the 3rd room to sleep...





Though the bros taught us yahoo like he promised but he used us like house help more...Al we do is run errands ,clean the house ,cook and wash his clothes ..omo we suffered .




Our 8th month in the house , although we all now have clients we chat with but they are not sending us money ,when we explained to the gee bros he just said we should continue chatting, obviously he was happy with the fact that we were useful to him as househelps...




After a year , we decided to leave the bros house and stay on our own, we already learnt all there is to learn about yahoo, even though we are yet to start getting paid we believe we could do it on our own besides we were tired of being used like common house maid....




We got a one room in a local slums with the little money we were able to gather from the bros ...




While in the one room Dare told us he knows a herbalist who can help us get money from our clients , the problem however was that the herbalist stays very far and we were broke ...




So we got jobs as bricklayers and labourers...it was a tough job but we did it for a week. Gathered the money we made ,board a bus from Lagos to Oyo state...




When we got to the herbalist house ,he told us the charm he wants to do for us is Soo powerful that it is the charm itself that will choose the person fit enough to do it..




And when the herbalist consulted the oracle ,the charm chose dare... Which means me and Charles are not fit..





The herbalist told us Dare will have to stay with him for 7 days ..




Me and Charles head back to the hotel were we lodged , we didn't have money to lodge for the 7 days and our room will expire the next day.



That's when I suddenly remembered sholape...we met each other on Facebook and we have been talking for over a year now..our friendship had grown so much that we talk every day and night.




,she stays in Oyo while I live in Lagos .



Immediately I remembered she stays in Oyo , I called her up and told her I was in Oyo state and that I need a place to stay for a while .. lucky for me she says she stay alone now because of school and that she is happy to accommodate me and my friends...




The next day immediately our hotel room expired me and Charles moved to sholape apartment ,





Meeting her for the first time was unbelievable, she looked sooooo beautiful and curvy .. God I was mesmerized....



To think I have been talking to such beauty all along... She saw me and she smiled and we talked and talked through the night which made our friendship grew even deeper , she was happy to finally see me and I was happiest to see her .....





While we were there waiting for Dare.......

When it comes to beauty Jessica is the mother of them all... Omo this babe is sweet , I just packed into the neighborhood and I was surprised at what life threw at me ..


She lived with her parents next street and everytime she passes she looks and wink at me . Sometimes I look behind me to see if I was alone because it seem so unreal that such a beautiful lady could be tripping for a broke guy like me ..


It was as if my senses disappear everytime she walk past me...


One day destiny brought her to me.


,I was fetching water when she came to the tank to fetch water too.



I was too shy I couldn't utter a word it was like standing before a real life Angel..


Just as I was about to shyly leave she held my hand and said 'pls assist me in carrying this bucket on my head '...




Omo who am I to say no to such a pretty lady ..



I did not only agree to help her carry the bucket of water on her head I actually volunteered to carry it on my head and take it home for her...



Immediately I told her I was willing to help carry the water to her house ,she blushed so hard and next thing she gave me a kiss,I returned the kiss and while we were lost in that moment my hands find its way to her butt and I grabbed it softly ..




Chai it was soft ..omo I was in heaven ... She drew back when she felt my hand on her butt ,smiled and walked away while I walk behind with her bucket on my head ...






Though the bucket was extremely big and heavy for a lady but I didn't bother to wonder how she manages to carry such heavy load everyday ..infact I made up my mind that I will start carrying her buckets for her from now on,no way will I allow such pretty lady go through such stress,infact I am ready to marry her ..






Immediately we got to her compound her mom rushed out screaming " James where have you been ,you this boy but you know I want to cook!!!! "..


Omo I was confused at this stage ,James bawo ,is this woman okay ??..how can Jessica be James ??....



With the help of a neighbor I carried the heavy bucket down from my head , I turned to the young man and decide to ask him some questions



"Bro no vex this woman dey alright so ? Abi why she dey call her daughter James ??...


The young guy laughed and replied " bro this person wey u dey call daughter na guy oo.. na guy man like you o.. but na gay .. him mama and papa don pray tire but he no change o "'....





Hearing this I immediately started vomiting when I suddenly remembered the kiss we both share ....




Omo I was so much filled with shame and anger that I grabbed big stick and rushed to hit the gay on his head ...... But when ...

I slept off while thinking about it , i woke up the next day and head for the office as usual .

For some reasons traffic decided to hold that morning , after waiting for over an hour in the bus I realized I was running late and decided to get down from the bus and look for a bike instead .

I found a bikeman and we agreed on the price, we haven't gone too far when out of nowhere a Car just drove into us with full speed ..

The collision threw me and the bikeman off the bike and I passed out.

I woke up later to see my left leg heavily bandaged with my girlfriend and the little girl beside me ,I looked around and realized I was in a private hospital..

I later learnt that the driver of the car brought me to the hospital,paid my bills and contacted my girlfriend through my phone ..

My girlfriend also told me that the man gave her 200k to hold just incase any other bills comes up and also his number incase she needs more help .

I asked for the 200k and my girlfriend could only account for 70k.. according to her she went to the market and bought enough foodstuffs cos we were running out .

I remembered the little witch prayer and shook my head , if I knew it would be an accident I wouldn't have gone to work .

The nurse came in and called my girlfriend saying she needs to come sign some papers..

She excused me and I was left alone with the little witch so I decided to have a conversation with her .

Me : Hey baby girl hope you're fine

Lil witch :. Yes uncle ,sorry about your leg don't worry you will be fine

Me:. Oh thank you but errh can I tell you something ?

Lil witch:. Yess uncle what is that ?


Me :. Do u know that it is good to pray for your uncle or aunty to see plenty money and become billionaires ?....


Lil witch : No my teacher never taught us that .


Me : She must have forgotten

whenever you pray always and you ask God to make your uncle for instance to win a bet9ja ticket , recieve a car gift or for example you pray that your uncle find bags of money filled with dollars ..Do u know God is always happy with anyone who does that kind of prayer ??..



Lil witch : Really ,

Me : yes dear that is how I usually pray although I have never seen you praying before but whenever you do always pray like that okay ..


Lil witch : okay uncle (smiling devishly)..



My girlfriend came in and told me the doctor said I could go home and I was happy not knowing my woes had just started


I got home that night and I was waiting for 2am as usual to see if the Lil witch remembered my advice



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My girlfriend packed her things into my house fully last 3 months cos her rent had expired and she couldn't afford to renew it .


I stay in a One bedroom apartment (self contain) but it was big enough for just the both of us , However to my surprise she arrives at my house with her bags and a little girl about 5 years old .


I was shocked and angry because she never told me she had a daughter but when I confronted her she begged me to allow the little girl stay with us claiming the young girl is her elder sister's child and she only started taking care of her Because her sister died ..


Although she try to show me proof and pictures hoping to convince me, the truth is that I find it hard to believe but I had no choice than to accept both of them .


Now the little girl is my problem in that house because my girlfriend stopped having sex with me in the night cos of her

We always wait untill she left for school before we had sex which could be annoying cos most times that hardly happens and the reason is because I usually go to work earlier than the little girl so most times we spend days without having sex .


Now I woke up one faithful night around 2am and I was shocked to see what the little girl was doing..


This girl who is just 5 years old was praying to God on her small mattress beside our bed ,I tried very hard to remain silent and eavesdrop then I heard

" God pls provide for uncle Nonso (me) ,bless my aunty (girlfriend) and provide a new phone for uncle Nonso (Me)


After saying this weird prayer she slept back as if nothing happened


. I couldn't sleep again, I kept wondering why she prayed that God should provide a new phone for me when I already own a phone or does she thinks my phone is ugly or old?.. then a voice in my head said

"Dude she's just 5 so why expect a meaningful prayer from her "..I nodded my head in agreement

Although that increased my love for the little girl and I decided I'll start treatimg her like my child ,with that I slept off woke up early as usual and left for work .

On my way back home from work that same day ,I boarded a commercial taxi as usual to my apartment ,I was very tired so I slept a bit in the taxi .The driver woke me up when I got to my junction.i payed and stepped out .

Just as I was walking into my street I checked my pocket for my phone and it was gone !!...I screamed cos it was an iphone X plus I saved a whole year to buy it .

I tried going to the park to locate the driver and see if he helps me find It but all to no avail ,both driver and my phone were gone ..

I got home that day and I couldn't eat ,I told my girlfriend and she tried to help me track it and all but it was useless.


I suddenly remembered the young girl prayer and I begin to wonder if she is a witch or just coincidence..


The next day I woke up again around the same time ( 2 am) to find her praying and I eavesdrop again

This time she said

"God pls provide for uncle Nonso ,bless my aunty and rest in peace Mr landlord"

With that she slept off again like nothing happened,I couldn't Sleep after hearing the last part of her prayer like what does she mean by rest in peace Mr landlord.,



I must have slept off while thinking about it and by the time I woke up the in the morning ,I rushed to take my bath and leave for work .

When I got back later in the evening , I was shocked at the numbers of people in my compound , my girlfriend then told me the landlord was discovered dead on his bed this morning by his children

I suddenly remembered the little girl prayer and I shouted " witch !!!!!!".....


My girlfriend was confused and asked me who I was referring to but I told her not to worrry

I changed the topic but secretly in my heart decided that as from today I would always wake up 10 mins before 2 am so I can hear the young girl prayers,.

That night I couldn't Sleep well I was waiting for 2am so I can eaves drop on the young girl prayer.

When it was 2:05 she woke up and prayed again

" God pls heal uncle Nonso ,bless my aunty and provide plenty Food for us" ..


She slept off again and I just froze on the bed .. Heal ? But I'm not sick now ,does that mean I'll be sick ??...

Well that would be nice sha cos that will enable me get some break at the office and rest at home


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When it comes to spec , even the Blind begger in our area knows amaka is my spec , the babe is just too sweet but the annoying thing is that she never looks my way .

Have tried everything to get this. Babe attention all to no avail..

Her Dad was a Pastor and her mom runs a mini Mart in the hood where they sell provisions , Amaka was always in the shop alone most times helping her mom sell .

Just to see her Face I would parade the shop more than 30 times In a day asking for what they don't sell .

Even when I want to buy fuel I would first branch at her shop to ask if she sells petrol , she usually stare at me in an awkward way before saying they don't sell, I would act surprised and then leave .

There was one time one of our relatives died ,I still went to Amaka's shop to ask her if they sell coffin , that was the first time she insulted me ,she shouted at me and warned me not to come to thier shop again because I have never bought anything but only to ask for impossible things.

With all the disrespect I got from her that day i did not get angry I apologized instead before taking my leave ..

I knew my going to thier shop game was over after that coffin scenario ,I needed another opportunity to talk to her what I really need is confidence or boldness

While I was thinking about how to express my love and intentions to Amaka. My friend Thomas appeared with thick weed in his hands ,I don't smoke but my friend is an addict to weed and skunk .

When he saw me ,he asked why I was feeling sober , I revealed to him my undying love for amaka and how I could not gather enough courage to confront her ..

Hearing this my friend pat my back and said

"Guy na u dey dull yourself ,see guy if you puff this weed wey they my hand so walahi u go get confidence pass Soldier Man"..

I was hesitant at first but seeing there are no other options I decided to give it a try .

" Thomas u sure say this weed go work ,abeg o no go whine me o "..I retorted

" Guy u sef no say I get babes plenty na ,how u think say I dey reason them?... Na Wetin dey give me lamba be this oo""... Saying this he puffed his weed again and handed me the rest

I took a puff and coughed so bad maybe because that was my first time trying to smoke . My friend told me to relax and encouraged me to take another puff ,after smoking the whole weed I started feeling a bit heavy and high ,when my friend noticed he assured me that I'm ready to meet amaka ,he gave me some sweet to help me with a fresher breath ,I changed my cloth apply deodorant and left for Amaka's shop




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namiji2598:
A quick search of that number got me @nobody and am sure this Op is not chasing shadows

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On the 3rd day around 11: 50 am in the morning, I was singing praise and worship and praying when Chukwudi one of my neighbors Son knocked on my door .
I opened it and saw him carrying some food in his hands

"Brother Nonso today is my sister birthday so mama say make I bring you this food ".

" Ah thank your mama for me ,wow am honored ". ... I replied.

Immediately he left I opened the food and saw big chicken with Jollof rice and chilled pepsi beside it ..chai just 2 days of fasting and God don already answer my prayers .

.But I still dey fast o ..if I say make this food wait till evening now make I use am break e go don cold and the pepsi go don warm plus my friend fit go show up now and him no go comot until him chop the rice too..

After thinking and thinking I went down on my knees and begged God to forgive me ,I promised him I will continue the fasting tomorrow..

I stood up nd quickly get my spoon and prepared to devour the delicious rice before me but immediately I carry one spoon of rice enter my mouth I hear another knock ..

"who is that now '.....I replied angrily

I opened my door and saw mama Chukwudi ...

"Arh mama it's you I was just about to start eating the food you gave me sef ,thank you but hope no problem? "..

Err problem dey o Nonso abeg no vex no be you I wan give the food , na another person get the food , Na my son do mistake abeg just take this biscuit help me manage am cos food don finish "... Mama Chukwudi replied and handed me 2 coaster biscuits..

I couldn't believe my ears ,shey this people dey whine me ?? Abi which kind rough play be this .
just imagine giving a whole big boy like me 2 coaster biscuits I resemble pikin ..

I stood in total shock and watch as mama Chukwudi entered my room and pack the remaining food .

I realized it wasn't a joke , so I provoke

"Come mama Chukwudi abi Wetin be your name shey u dey whine me ni ??.. I swear you no fit carry this food comot "...I told her

" Help o !! ,Help o !... I don die ooo. , Nonso don kill me o "...

This woman started screaming trying to cause a scene so I had no choice than to let her go.


That was it I was fed up and decided I will kill myself and nothing will stop me , the disrespect is just too much .

I decided to go to a bridge and jump lucky for me there was a bridge close by . I got dressed and proceeded to the bridge. On getting there I saw another guy who was also trying to kill himself by jumping ,..

Immediately he saw me he told me " Bros abeg no save me abeg let me die '....

" Save you kwa ,me sef I came to jump and kill myself oo so no worry just jump "... I replied..

Hearing this the guy turned to me and asked " No vex o but why you wan kill yourself ".....

At first I didn't want to reply but then since we're both going to for soon why not just open up So I told him how animals and people disrespect me and how life had been tough after telling him my story I asked him "So why do u want to kill yourself too ?"...

The guy then went on to tell me that he has a house in lekki Nd 3 cars in his compound ,but this afternoon he caught his girlfriend with another man in a hotel that is why he wants to kill himself "...

Immediately I heard the last part I did not know when I gave him a hot slap that almost fell him off the bridge..

"You dey mad ,so because of woman you want to kill yourself"......I replied him .

" Arh brother pls let me die ,I love the babe so much , I can't stand seeing her with another man pls let me just die ".. he replied

Saying this the guy

My neighbors always wake up every morning to discuss how rat entered thier room but whenever they ask me whether rat entered my room I always tell them NO

The painful thing be say one silly woman known as Mama ngozi will reply me ...." Brother Nonso you lucky say nothing dey your house wey rat fit steal o unlike us wey plenty food dey"..

I will just nod my head and smile back in shame ,imagine talk !!!!...

Although that was the sad truth ,even garri sef I no get for house and it is 6months now since I cooked in my room but who ask her ??.. silly woman

But it looks as if in that my compound if rat no enter your room then you're a nobody and everyone is in competition of who rat enter him room and Wetin rat chop .

So in a desperate bid to let rats enter my room so I can atleast have something to say I started leaving my door open every night but still yet rat no gree enter ,sometimes sef I'll leave biscuits on the floor in my room with my doors wildly open ,but nothing will happen to the biscuits..

That was when I realized that even Rat sef dey pity my poverty .

Infact the matter got so bad that people in my compound wanted to start keeping pot of soup In my room , because according to them ,rats no go ever think say food fit dey my room .

I find it as an insult so I always refused to help them

Even the dog in our compound always bark at me , I have been in this house for almost 3 years now and up till now this useless Dog still barks and yet will shake his tail whenever he sees other tenants.,to make matters worse the dog always choose the front of my door to poo

I have complained severally and warned the owner that I'll kill the Dog but little or nothing was done .
.
But why be say na my own door this useless Dog choose to shit just imagine the disrespect for Christ sakes ..

Whenever I'm taking my bath is the worst scenario ,these useless rats that refuse to enter my room will wait for me to UnCloth before they rush inside the bathroom and climbed my legs ,out of shock and fear I will rush out of the bathroom with soap in my eyes stark naked ..

Chai na wa o.....the embarrassment was just too much ,
Everybody in the compound knows the size of my johnbull infact something tells me this rats do it intentionally to piss me off .


The worst is the cockroaches in my room ,they land on my head anyhow expecially when am sleeping , Infact that was one of the reasons amaka stopped coming to my house ,we go dey nack and enjoy ourselves and out of no where cockroach will jump on her head ,. And the babe hate cockroach no be small , The day she jumped out naked out of fear and my compound people saw her ,she has refused to come again but do I blame her ??.. ofcourse No


Another problem I get be say with my condition I still dey dream bad dreams,.

While others dream good dreams like having sex in the dream or eating food...my own dream no dey pass to dey cut grass for dream... Infact I cut grass reach one level that I woke up with swollen hands and heavy back pain..I couldn't walk for almost 1 week..

Some of you will say why not pray and fast ...well I tried fasting too
There was this time I decided to go on a 7 days fasting ,I always break my fast when it is 6pm in the evening..

On the 3rd day ,

Who's still following.. 10 like on this . and I'll post the remaining .. I need to know people are still interested.. sorry for the wait tho

Lucky for me immediately I was handed the keys, another bus from the same company parked near us , the driver got down to ask what happened? When we told him he apologized on behalf of his colleague .


He turned to me and appreciated my efforts in trying to help but assured me that he has someone else who would help us drive .
The new driver was introduced to us and we settled back in the bus to continue the journey, while in the bus i kept wondering to myself " with all these signs my eyes have seen hope ilorin will be good ".. i shook my head and whispered another silent prayer .before i slept off.


When we reached the final bus stop my girlfriend tapped me and I woke up , wow we are in Ilorin already , everyone was happy to arrive safely ,me and my babe alighted we then booked another private cab to her parents house .


On getting there I noticed the area was very far from town and a bit local , we got down from the cab I paid the driver ,pack our box and followed my babe while she lead the way to a bungalow,

On reaching the compound ,she told me to wait outside while she quickly inform her parents of our arrival..

While I waited I saw some people gather around a goat , and every one was feeling sad I walked up to the scene and I heard someone saying .. " Heya and the guy is an handsome boy o "..

Hearing this I was a bit confused because I wasn't seeing any boy but a goat . so I asked a young guy among the crowd "my guy sorry o but pls what happened? "

The young man turned to me and said " brother this goat na Human being before o , na Baba Awojare turn am to goat .

I was shocked and couldn't believe my ears .. " What did he do? . I asked the guy ....

." He gave one of the baba daughter belle and when the man found out he turned him to a goat , as he dey so them go chop am this evening ".. the guy replied.

I wanted to ask who is Baba Awojare but immediately my girlfriend showed up with an elderly man beside her , every one ran away including the young man .


I was scared but I summoned courage and walked up to them , she smiled and said Baby meet my dad he's popularly called Baba awojare , hearing this I didn't know whether to start crying or runaway

, I fake a smile and bow my head in pain, the man looked at me intensely before saying . "O ma baje gaan o. (Which means you're so disrespectful)..

. Shey bi won shey ki yan ni ilu niyen (is that how they greet In your village).

I immediately prostrated and begged that am sorry, my girlfriend also knelt down and begged on my behalf. The man shook his head and told us to stand up , he then asked me " Do u like pounded yam and goatmeat ?..".
I was shocked at such ridiculous straight forward question but I saw my girlfriend giving me a sign to say yes , so I replied " Yes sir I like the food sir _..

He then gave an order to a young man to kill a goat for us ,

Without saying another word ,he left me and went back inside ,my girlfriend told me to just act normal and that he's only testing me.

I told her I was beginning to feel uneasy but she kept saying I should not worry., she told me to wait a while while she quickly arrange our room . She gave .me a stool to sit .

While I was waiting outside again and wondering if I will even last the night here not to talk of the 7 days I planned to spend I suddenly heard someone calling me ,I looked around and saw no one ,the person called again and I couldn't believe my eyes, a goat was talking to me .

" Guy abeg show face na beg I dey beg I no be goat ar beg "...

Goat speaking to me i thought I must be imagining things in my head but the goat spoke again

" Guy abeg u fit give me your phone make I make calls ,I no wan die like this my guy ".

I didn't know whether to scream or run ,then I still was not sure the goat was talking ,the goat replied again

" Guy abeg do fast now before this man show up kill me abeg ,give me phone make I call my people, na God I take beg you "...


As if that was not enough the chicken beside the goat replied.

" Guy do fast fast if you wan help us las las u sef go still join us "..

I screamed loud ..













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So I have been dating my girlfriend Silvia for a while now, we both decided I should meet her parents, we agreed on this because she is currently pregnant.

We set the day to go and on that day we boarded a bus at YOUNG SHALL GROW motors , our destination is Ilorin ,we settled inside as we prepare to enjoy the trip to Ilorin from lagos

Suddenly I remembered My parents always told me that whenever I am going somewhere, whatever signs I see on the way will determine whether the place will be favourable or not ,I silently whisper a prayer that this journey should beget good signs ..

Halfway there my girlfriend turned to me and says she has a confession,. What could that be I asked , she told me her name is not Silvia but SILiFA so I shouldn't be surprised if her parents call her SILiFA instead of Silvia , "wow " I replied although I felt betrayed that she lied but then because of my love for her I overlooked it .


So what else have you lied to me about I asked her, she looked at me with a puppy face and said ," err my dad is a Native doctor and not a retired banker".. she quickly added that she's really sorry and she assured me that he's a nice man and she lied to me because she doesn't want to lose me . .

When I heard this I was both angry and surprised ,but I decided to calm because I thought maybe she's just playing mind games with me , I smiled and told her " Babe no matter what I will always love you ,I'm marrying you and not your parents".. I told her to rest and we would continue our discussion later .

She rested her head on my shoulder and slept off,while I begin to ponder what trouble might be awaiting me at Ilorin , What if she was saying the truth ?. What if I get there and the man use me as sacrifice for the gods or what if ....

My thoughts were cut short when the driver shouted ,the shout was so loud that everyone sleeping woke up ,he was on the phone with someone and the person gave him the news that his wife just died while she was giving birth ..

He was sad and we all tried to console him ,the man was already crying , but he told us thank you and assured us he is fine

Everyone returned to thier calmness until the driver started saying " My people nothing in this life ,I'm tired I just want to die "...

"Haaaaaaaaaaaa "we all screamed ,everybody started begging not to die and that he should stop saying those words and have hope .

"You people don't understand,I have nothing to live for ,pls let. Me die "... There was huge commotion in the bus and everyone was begging and advising him ,some were even offering him job and money to start a new life .

The driver told us thank you once again and kept on driving ,he then inserted a disc in the radio and " Jesus take the wheel " by carrie underwood was playing, He increased the volume and was singing along to the lyrics ,the elderly man beside him angrily switched the music off and told him to play another song Because Jesus cannot drive

" My son no let these oyinbo people decieve you ,jesus no sabi drive o "".. ,Next thing the bus started swaying left and right In full speed ,we realized that the driver hand is no longer on the wheels but on his head "his eyes was filled with tears and he keep singing jesus take the wheel "...

The man in the far back jumped to the front and was trying to keep the steering still while some are cursing the driver others were begging him to please stop driving.

He later came back to his senses , he parked the bus and stopped , he got down and was apologizing, he gave the bus key to an elderly man saying he needs time to rest and that someone else should take over the driving for now.

Then everyone started wondering who would drive us, the bus was filled with elderly men and women and they all claimed they could not drive suddenly my girlfriend shouted " My boyfriend can drive he is a good driver "... Omo I weak , I remembered I once brag to her that I can drive but the truth is that the only time I ever drove a car was in my dream and even there sef I still get accident.

Immediately she said that the elderly man gave me the key saying am the youngest and that I look responsible enough .

I should have said No immediately but my girlfriend was happy and everyone was clapping for me. so out of shame I collected the key



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5 minutes after they left the room , nurse bayo was back with two other male nurses , they injected me and I was immediately weak ,I could hardly talk not to talk of walk.


With the help of the other two nurses they unchained me and transferred me to my new room , when we entered I noticed the room was built like a mini self contain.,There was toilet/bath there , the air conditioner was on, I notice a plasma tv there too
I was overjoyed but was still weak from the injection.

The nurses bath me ,changed my clothes and set food in front of me , Nurse bayo then went further to switch on the TV , he changed it to Africa magic, Then they left the room..

After they left I opened the food before me and I saw Fried rice and chicken with table water and fruit juice beside it..

Wow , I couldn't believe my luck the chicken was as big as both my hands combined , I rushed the food like a hungry madman and when I was done i took the remote and changed the TV from Africa magic to Mtvbase , I increased the volume a bit and rested my head on the pillow.

Who would believe that my life would turn around so fast, how I wish my dad was alive to see me ,but wherever he is now I'm sure he will beat his chest and say that's my mad son .

I was lost in deep thoughts of my next plan "I keep this up and in few days I will be in London , when I get to london I will start acting responsive to treatment and then.......... "

My thoughts were interrupted by a phone call , I suddenly realize that I own a small nokia tochlght phone but who could be calling me sef , anyway Sha once I pick this call I go off the phone make them no con spoil market for me , I shook hands into my pocket found the phone and picked . "

Me : Hello who be this ?,

" Arhh Nonso na wa for you o i don dey call u but your phone no go, I don dey Lagos o and as I reach your house I no see you na him make I call you , how far where you dey? ".. The caller replied . .

I realized it was my childhood bestfriend thomos , we were always together before he left for his dad's burial in thier village .

"Haaa my gee , chai I miss you die my brother ,welcome back errh I no dey house now o but I go update you later sha , shey u get extra key now enter enjoy yourself ".. I replied

" Guy Wetin happen be say your landlord dey here with me now sef he say I no go enter because u dey owe am house rent ,him wan talk to you sef "...thomas replied

Before I could say give him the phone the landlord voiced out .
" Erm Nonso u no be pikin o u be real ingrate ,so u comot for house when you know say u dey owe me 6 months house rent ,if u no pay I no go let you or anybody enter that room and better no beg me na money I want "..

" Baba landlord God go punish you there ".. I replied

landlord was obviously surprised and he shouted " Haaa Emi(me)!!?

"Yes ,baba landlord I repeat Na god go punish you ,u think say I be Nonso before wey go dey beg u untop face me I face you house ,Infact thunder fire you ,I just dey look you all these days ,wey u go just dey yarn okpata ,how much be your house sef abeg gettout"... I replied .

" Haaaa no wahala,na me you insult ,okay na today today I go pack all your load outside " .he shouted and gave the phone back to thomas .

" Haba Nonso why u con insult landlord na ,you know say u no get house ,where u want con pack your load go ?"..

" Guy forget I be big boy now ,I never just wan blow my trumpet yet ,err enter my room all my load sell the one wey u fit sell ,use the one wey u like I dash you everything"... I replied

" Everything?? .even your plasma and radio omo thank you o ,but Nonso update me now Wetin happen I be your guy now talk to me "...thomas replied joyfully.

I went on to narrate everything to thomas on the phone , from going to babalawo to ending up in the hospital preparing to go to london .thomas was happy for me and told me not to forget him I told him I won't ,I also let him know I will be switching off my phone but I assured him I'll call him once I get the chance to., We both say goodbye and I hung up.

I resumed my rest and slept off while watching TV , I woke up when two policemen came in , I immediately stood up and resumed my madman character , they didn't even bother, they dragged me to an office and sat me down in front of a TV.. I couldn't believe my eyes I was on the TV
I suddenly realized that there was CCTV in the room and everything I said had been recorded tears started dropping as I watched so my village people still follow me reach here .

, one police man tapped my back and gave me a wicked smile before saying

" Mr Nonso the madman you are under arrest"..

I fainted .



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Immediately I regained my consciousness I found myself in a room with three bed I was in the middle of two other men who I presume to be mentally unstable too . Both men were sleeping deeply

My mouth was plastered with silver tape and both my hands and legs chained to the bed .

Chai see my life .so las las I finally ran mad ,abi which kain thing be this , I shook my head and ponderr in pain ,Kai!!!!

Well no wahala anybody that walks through that door be it Doctor,nurse or Police I will confess everything that led me to the mad Lady, Better to say the truth and be free than to be treated like a madman when I know I'm perfectly okay,.I made up my mind to confess and nothing I repeat nothing will change that ...

Just as I was still thinking ,the Doctor with a nurse and a man entered .

The man was a bit elderly but just by mere appearance you could tell he must be very rich ,he had two soldiers behind him.


The rich man turned to the Doctor and pointed at me. " Is this the man that my daughter has been calling husband ?"

" Yes sir , infact your daughter has been asking to see him saying she wants him to dance for her . I think they share a very dose bond "... Doctor replied .

" Ooh but why did you guys have to plaster his mouth ".. Rich man asked .

" Ah sir we did that because of the dangerous bite he gives people that comes close to him "... Doctor replied..

" Ooh Okay well if my daughter is in love with him so much then prepare his papers too and fly both of them abroad for better treatment, and ermm Doctor are you sure they will be fine ?. You know money is not the problem I just need assurance cos I miss my daughter"..

" Haba honorable they will be fine .your daughter case is minor since it is caused by misuse of drugs and this young man here too is not completely insane yet according to some tests we ran,trust me sir once they get to london they will be fine ".. Doctor replied..

When I heard London my initial plan to confess disappeared sharp sharp..omo if na madness go make me reach london then una never see mad person..infact I am officially a madman ,my heart was filled with joy .

"Okay doctor pls remove the plaster I'd like to ask him a question "..rich man ordered .

" Okay sir.ern Nurse bayo remove the plaster from his mouth ".. doctor replied.

Just as Nurse bayo remove the plaster the rich man asked me
"Young man what is your name ?"..

I replied David. The man looked surprise and asked "David what ?'..

I answered " David O '..

The rich man was confused and asked " David O?. What does the O stand for ??.

I replied " It stands for" DAVIDO" and added a wicked laugh to it..

" Honourable I already told you he's not completely normal yet "... Doctor replied .

" I see well pls prepare the paperwork and let them be transferred to london immediately and pls give him good food ,change his room to a more expensive single bed room.preferably close to my daughter "... Rich man ordered...

They left the room .


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I woke up one morning and I started wondering "what if my life is a movie and some people somewhere are watching?..


What if there is a camera placed in Everywhere I go both bathroom and toilet inclusive ?. What if the people living around me are just actors and actresses playing thier role to make the movie of my life interesting?..

So I decided well if people are watching then I will make my life interesting to watch .

That is why occasionally I dance to no music ,and When I'm in the bathroom I shake my bum bum to the camera of life., hoping that some people somewhere are having a good laugh .

But Sometimes though I wonder if my life's script is tragedy or comedy..
Or maybe horror , Well since the location of the movie is Nigeria and my situation is poor I know it must be horror ,

Then I started seeing situations differently , Sometimes when things are going well ,the people in charge of the movie will introduce bad scenarios and when things are going smoothly they come up with bad situations just to spice the content ..hmmm

I started seeing people differently too, take my girlfriend for instance I know for sure that she is an actress, but chai the babe can act Sha , she came to my house that day and sat down feeling bad .

Now that i know she was acting I smiled and played along "Babe what happened?".. I asked her .
"Nonso I'm breaking up with you I'm tired of your non challant attitude, how can I have a boyfriend that doesn't take care of me ". She replied.

I just smiled ,I looked at the camera and I gave them a wink , normally I will be begging her and she will say No and after she left I will start crying.

I know the people watching are waiting for that scene ,I'm sure they must enjoy me embarrassing myself so much but I decided that Today I will change the movie script

I looked at her face and saw some fake tears , who is this one fooling I just smiled and I told her " Babe if you want to break up then it is fine by me "..

She looked at me surprised and asked what do you mean. I said babe if you wan go just go I really don't care ".. I jumped on my bed and started pressing my phone.

She was shocked and next thing she started begging "Nonso I'm sorry I still love you just that you don't seem to bother about me "..

I smiled , what a good actress , the script has changed and she still played along . Maybe she did not want to lose her role as my girlfriend. I'm sure she must be getting paid wella. ..

We both made love to make up that night and since then my life has changed ,I do not let any movie director direct me .I am always in charge of my Movie and I determine what happens next even though I'm not sure .what might happen next ..


I introduced lots of comedy In my horror movie by always having fun and enjoying life ,dancing to music . And when bad situations come up I just smiled and wink at the camera because I know it is not real.

Funny enough the moment I started having fun in my horror movie instead of crying and thinking as usual ,the script changed from horror to comedy too

So if you're reading this .take charge of your movie..make the best movie ever and remember you are the one to determine what your movie will be about ..my advise make sure it's lots of comedy ....

I have noticed that whenever I send pictures to ladies , they usually comment "it Is well"..
pls note that I'm not sick at all.. even on my Facebook comment , No likes just comments like " it is well ". " the lord is your strength"..
The most annoying comment I got recently was " Eeeeya"... What I'm I doing wrong ?

Who's ready for continuation

I woke up the next morning, drank water and packed my dirty clothes in my bags again. Hopefully today this mad lady will marry me and I'll be able to gain access into that building she sleeps . My plan is simple , once I'm in , I ransack her bag , find the pant or bra and japa (run away). No time to check time .

Immediately I got there I was shocked by what I was seeing , this lady was wearing almost neat clothes and had some funny make up on her face which she did with the help of charcoal , when she saw me she frown and told me I was late for the wedding.

"Haaa my love I'm sorry , you know I'm just coming from germany there was traffic in the air I have to jump down and swim to get here faster ".. I told her . "Leave me jor you kept all my guest waiting " .. she replied pointing to the sticks she gathered as guest ..

Omo to be mad no easy o, I told her I'm sorry and in a bid to pacify her I started dancing and singing again,. She obviously loved my dancing moves and was laughing again in no time .

While I was busy exhibiting my madness + foolishness I was unaware that police officers had surrounded the building,, they grabbed the mad lady from behind and handcuffed her immediately, I tried to run away but they caught me and was trying to handcuff me too. "" Leave my husband o leave us , we no invite you for our wedding o leave us ".. the mad lady was screaming.

" Tani oko werey?Abeg o officer I no be mad person o,I never marry abeg I be labourer pls I'm not mad ".. I cried out.

"Shut up mad man we are taking you to a mental hospital for proper medication don't worry you will be fine and you can continue your wedding once you're okay".. one of the police officers replied..

"Mental health kini.. ahh officer I'm not mad , pls I'm not mad " .. I started begging but they refused and dragged us into the bus and drove off..


While we are in the bus , I tried to reason with one female police officer,.. in low voice I told her " Madam abeg look me well I swear I no be mad person, I swear "..


"No answer am o na so all these mad people they talk , u no mad but u dey dance Naira marley wey u no hear music ?.. werey ".. Another male officer replied ..

I didn't even bother to reply the yeye officer I still turned to the officer and was begging her...

" Okay shey you're sure you're not mad I'll ask you 3 questions if you answer correctly I believe "..

" Ah thank you officer ,thank you so much "....I replied with joy .


Okay first question "what is today's date? "...

Omo which kain wahala be this I said to myself...the truth is I don't even know today's date,na person wey chop they know date .na.chai ..


"Erhh ermm pls officer abeg I no fit lie I no remember pls ask me another question"...

Okay second question " who wrote the national anthem "....

" Haba officer which kain question you dey ask me now ,I no go school how I go know this kain thing na.."....


"Shebi I tell you say na madman ,how person wey get normal sense no go sabi who write National athem"....the yeye police officer replied again...

The female officer seemed to be enjoying my display of foolishness,she turned to me again and said "okay final question. .What is the color of the brazilian flag?"..


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Hearing this I was mad with rage and anger ,I dey Nigeria this stupid woman dey ask me brazilian flag ,Wetin concern Nigeria man with brazil..out of anger I jumped into her an gave her a dangerous bite on her breast..(I was actually aiming for the stomach but na breast village people carry my teeth go)...

Yeee madman oo.madman o...my breast my breast o...she screamed...


"Shebi I tell you say na madman,"....the male officer replied as he attempt to save his colleague from my hold..

. Next thing I felt a bang on my head and everything became blur ..they must have hit something on my head and I fainted ...



I woke up ...



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I smiled and slept happily that night , No time to think the plan through I was so sure it was going to work .

I woke up the next day , packed my dirty bricklayer clothes inside one small bag plus some charcoal, with a big plastic of tap water then head straight to the Mad woman location..

Half way there , I changed my clothes to the dirty clothes and paint my face with charcoal ,.. yes if I was going to get this mad woman to give me her pants then I have to pretend to be Mad too.

Immediately I got to the house I was scared cos what if this mad woman con know say I just dey pretend?. but I summoned courage

I got there and saw her eating , immediately she saw me I started dancing for her and singing "chi chi will you marry me by Naira marley "....


She burst out laughing and replied ".who wan marry mad man like you"
..( wow my plan was working) ,I did some more Dance and told her

" Haba you know say na because of you I mad ,I'm madly in love with you "...
She burst out with more laughter and told me she can't marry me because she has a boyfriend .

Hearing this I was surprised, I asked her who her boyfriend is , she replied that his name is buhari , president Buhari .
Omo I burst into laughter too,no wonder our president dey behave like person wey mad true true ..

But I quickly pretended as if I was offended and begged her to please marry me , she did shakara again and said I should dance for her first ,..omo na so I resume my dancing and singing and she kept laughing ..

After a while she said " okay I will marry you but not today o come tomorrow"... Haba baby why not today ? She refused and told me to go and come tomorrow..I said okay ,I danced some more ,and left her place

Immediately I got to the main junction I had forgotten to remove my clothes and wash my black face , I noticed that people were staring strangely at me so I decided to take bike . The bike man stopped and was looking at me in a funny way , I told him I'm not insane and that I'm only coming from site cos I'm a labourer ,


He smiled and then tell me not to be angry saying he thought I was actually a mad person,I assured him I'm not .I got on his bike and he drove off..

Halfway home i realized I will have to pay the bike man and I didn't have any money ,
Another idea came to my head ,if he once thought you are mad why not prove him right ?.". The inner voice told me .

Na so I look the bikeman and while he was driving I gave him a dangerous bite on the back..he did not even wait to pack his bike before he jumped off and and started running away , screaming "Mad man o...na mad man I carry "...


I got up , changed my clothes , wash my face and proceeded to my house...


Wow what a day , I couldn't believe I did all that happened today ...

Well tomorrow the journey continues. I slept off again with empty stomach...





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