Omo

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Lol.....happy new year ....


I'm back now

My girlfriend called me one early morning to tell me that she's pregnant and without proper thinking the words that came out of my mouth was " pregnant for who ??"

Omo she blew hot hot curses on me after I asked her that question,..

But wait o ,did I do wrong asking her who is responsible for her pregnancy...

Although I was the one who dis flowered her and since we started having seggs , we've been doing it almost everyday ....

" But still that's not a guarantee that I'm the father of the baby now ?.. abi?". .. I asked my friend wale later that day

" Guy no let any women trap you with pregnancy, o ". ...wale blurted out while holding a big kpomo stuck in between semo ,

We were at someone's father burial , eating free food as usual ....

"You say you dis virgin her abi?...and that since then you people have been having seggs almost everyday ,what if she now likes it Soo much that whenever you're not around or maybe when she's back home with her parents she was doing it with someone else? "...

no go raise pikin wey no be your own o "...wale replied as he mount another big semo into his mouth ....
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A part of me knew wale was wrong ,it was obvious that I was the father of the baby ,

I'm a graduate and I'm earning just enough to survive , while my girlfriend on the other hand is still in her finals....

Being a father wasn't something I was mentally ready for ...

How do we even tell her Mother who is a church deaconess and a highly respected personality in their church.....


Plus I'm not even ready for a baby now ....


Omo I was scared at the future that had suddenly become a present .....

I try to act normal that day and continue eating the free food with wale ...


I got home later that night and called my girlfriend, she was crying on the phone , I apologized to her for asking such stupid question..

" So what do we do now cos I can't have a baby now ?."" .. She said to me amidst tears

"Babe don't worry I'm thinking of something, Don't worry we'd be fine..... "....... I replied

For like 2 weeks we kept going back and forth on whether she should abort it or not , ....

She'd tell me every morning how she had a dream where she saw herself passing away during abortion, while I would dream of seeing the most beautiful baby girl ever ..

After going back and forth , I called her and told her that we should do it....

" Let's have a baby ...lets go for this !!..."... I told her ...


What about my mother ?? how do I tell her" .....she replied

I have a plan.....

My plan was dumb but it was all i could come up with ....

I told her to message her mom on WhatsApp and let her know that she's pregnant while she's still in school which she did ...

Sure enough hell was let loose when the mom saw the message, she called her immediately and insulted her ,she told her not to come home again and just live in school...

The mom was disappointed obviously,she wished more for her daughter and couldn't see that future again now that she's pregnant.....

Plus it would dent her mother's image , a whole deaconess that could not raise a responsible daughter....



She couldn't go home so she came to my place to stay ... thankfully she was done with her final exams then....

Omo it wasn't easy ,I had to exhaust all my savings on medical bills till she put to bed at some point sef I had to borrow but for some reason I was happy doing it.. ....


She finally put to bed ...


I remember that day I saw my baby for the first time, she was Soo beautiful just as she was in my dreams ....


I was Soo glad that we didn't abort such an angel..



I remember the first day we took her home from the hospital....


Omo she started crying ....our baby started crying , she cried and cried and cried ....

We gave her food ,toys, everything but the baby would not stop crying....and before I could say jack my girlfriend started crying too....

Baby is crying , mommy too is crying...


Omo I bursted into uncontrollable laughter and just like that the both of them stopped crying and was looking at me in a funny way ....

" Like mother like daughter".....I replied with another rounds of laughter but this time with my baby and girlfriend....


My girlfriend was new to motherhood just as I was new to fatherhood and probably the baby was crying cos she was new to Life -hood

Over time the baby got used to real life and was adjusting very well


My baby was growing up so beautifully, sometimes I just stare at her and wonder what I did to deserve this creature....

To top it off ,I got a new job where I earn 3 x my former job and my girlfriend too was able to complete her finals and is now a certified medical student ....

Omo fatherhood made me change so many things about me , my thinking,my focus ,my life ....


I'm so grateful for this life and for you......


Happy new year from me and my baby girl .....

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You may not believe this but there used to be a world where every feelings you know live …

A place where Anger , Love , beauty , Wealth pride etc are all living beings just like you and me …

In This world “Beauty “ was the most beautiful person ..they say whoever looks at her automatically becomes her slave,and because of this People around her have to wear glasses or cover their faces before talking to her …

Beauty was a narcissist who only cares about herself and looks but as proud and arrogant as she is , she still Fell recklessly in love with Richard aka Riches …

Richard was every woman’s dream ..
His dad has so much money that his bedroom was made with gold ..

He literally sleeps and wake in Gold …

But as beautiful as Beauty is , she wasn’t able to capture Richard’s heart …

Because Richard was in love with “Love “….

Love was a pretty woman although not as pretty as Beauty ..But she was adorable..

Love came from a poor family,they hardly had enough to eat but she never for once let her family misfortune gets to her ,instead Love will always smile and brighten the faces of all those around her ..

Everyone loved Love ……

In order to get Loves heart ,Richard would send a thousand flowers and 100 diamonds everyday to her house but Love would always reject it …

Beauty was aware of Richard’s love for “Love “ and it kills her …


“A whole me ? The most beautiful thing on earth …” she would often say to herself ..

Beauty became frustrated to the extent that she decided to visit Dr wick AKA wickedness…..






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virginprincess:
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JustStupidity:
So they've Nyansh

Big nyansh

Demons are real and they are everywhere ...before now I didn't believe either until I met one..

There is a world in the spirit realm where demons go to buy body parts .

In this world you can buy fine skin ,Good looks and even big bum bum ,

Most of the pretty runs babes you come across are actually demonic old looking women in the spirit realm ..

They Go to the store and buy all sort of body parts and then transform to beautiful ladies or men .

Then they come to earth with only one mission...to steal and destroy destiny....

.If you know of a pretty girl but who is no longer pretty ..chances are that demons have stolen her beauty and traded it off for more powers .....


They steel glories ,beauty and people's blessings.....

They come in form of humans and trust me they are demonic.....

But how did I know all these ??....



Pls keep on reading as I share my true life stories

This is a true story....








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The question caught me by surprise and i had to force a morsel of pounded yam down my throat to answer him ,

I looked at him with a straight face to avoid being detected,

" He didn't pay me to do that Richy ,just like you didn't pay me when I put you on my first edition., It was just from my findings and source that I was able to gather the information" ....I replied

Richy didn't buy my answer anyways ,he retorted with a bit of an high tone....

" Oga shey you see tribal marks for my face ni , He didn't pay you but you were able to take pictures of his personal belongings..you can't have access to those pictures unless dammie himself gave you permission to take them ...just come clean to me we are guys now ."....

At this point I could see he meant business ,so without mincing words I told him the truth that I received 500k from dammie Range for my 2nd edition.....


When Richy Benz heard 500k ,he and his friends burst out laughing !!.....they laughed so hard that it made me feel stupid after thier moment of laughter , Richy pat me on my shoulder and said

" Chai ,o boy I won't lie ,you cheap die ...so u mean u sold your soul for just 500k??...chai poverty no good o _..

Saying this words he bursted out into another rounds of laughter with his friends

Then he cleared his throat and asked me

"What are you doing for the next 24 hrs ??"....

I told him I wasn't doing anything in particular"

Richy Benz smiled and replied

"Okay that's good I want you to stick with me for the next 24hrs and see how real men live thier life "

When I heard stick with him ,I replied him that I can't do that right now and maybe some other times ..

Richy Benz smiled and told me that he'll pay me a million naira for my stress. ..


When I heard a million naira ,I sat down properly and re adjusted my clothes ,

Richy Benz then handed me his phone and told me put my account number ,I did and I watched as he brought out his token and just like that I received a million naira ...

According to him ,the money is just to buy me for the next 24hrs .....

Omo I wanted to tell him that he can have me for the rest of the year .(chai it is true poverty is a real bastard) ....

When I got my alert ,I told him I have seen it and he said

"This is 4pm...get your phone camera ready first we hit the boutique ...



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When we got to the private location I realized it was a private lounge ...

We sat down at the VIP section and Richy Benz asked me to order what I like..when I hesitated he smiled and ordered for a casket and also for pounded yam and vegetables soup...

When I heard pounded yam and vegetables soup ,I told the waiter to serve me the same food too....


Richy Benz and his 2 other friends looked at me and burst out laughing......

When the waiter was coming with the casket of drinks ,an alarm came on and there were fireworks on the drinks
...the waiter dropped the drinks and went back to bring the food also...

The casket contains different types of expensive drinks from Moet to Rose ...and the vegetables contains all kind of assorted meats and fish


Richy Benz opened the drinks and instead of drinking it ,he started using it to wash his hands as he prepare to eat his pounded yam and vegetables ...he gave me a bottle of moet and told me

" use this one to wash your hands.."...


I was hesitant at first but when I saw that he and his friends were doing it like it was normal I decided to join the fun....and though it was crazy I washed my hands for the first time with a MOET.....


After using the drinks to wash thier hands they ordered for another casket,which was the one they drank ....


I later found out that night that a casket cost 850k....

Omo so we just used 850k to wash hands ??......

We continued eating and I must confess that the meal was the best I ever tasted ....


After the meal ...


Richy Benz said.

"How much did Dammie Range pay you to be on the front cover?!!...




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The total money spent on publishing my first edition was about 120k and I was able to recover about 58700 from sales.....


So when I received an alert of 500k from dammie Range I immediately jumped up for joy...

I called up my friends and told them we are doing another edition .....


My magazine gave me an automatic place as a friend of Dammie Range.....


He invited me to his mansion and let me have a glimpse of how he lives ......


I automatically turned a journalist,cos I was taking pictures and also gathering Information.......


He revealed to me that his total money spent on his cars was 250 million naira......

He showed me a watch he owns which cost him 25k dollars......





After 2 months I dropped another edition and Dammie Range was the top richest boy and also my Front page cover.......


I mentioned my reasons by posting pictures of his cars his house and watches etc...


Richy Benz who kept quiet and didn't reach out to me on my first edition gave me a call and threaten to beat me up if I don't change the rubbish I published.....



And it actually caused a physical fight between the two when they clash at a party .....

Omo that was how my magazine blew out of proportion........



It caused a huge war on campus between Dammie Range fans and Richy Benz supporters .....

People say dammie has bought me ......

Omo We sold so much copies that we ran out of copies to sell even when we increased the fee to #1000 per copy.......



I started getting calls from people who wants to pay to be on the magazine.....

Even babes were calling me and also people who wants to advertise thier brand.......




I was starting to enjoy my fame when cultists starts to call me and threaten me on phone ...




One day I was going home from school when Richy Benz parked beside me and asked me to enter.....


When I did,he drove me to a private location and asked me to sit......





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I was in my second year when I decided to to start a magazine on campus ..I was Inspired by Forbes magazine...

I wanted my magazine to be about the top Boys and girls on campus....

A magazine that has all the gist and gossips.....

So I gathered my savings and with the help of some friends I gathered Information and I published my first edition....


My front cover was Richy Benz..I put him there hoping to use him to sell the magazine..

In the magazine was a list of top 10 richest boys in school and Richy Benz was my number 1.....


We distributed the magazine around campus and was selling it for #500 per copy....but when we realized people were not buying it that much we reduced the price to #200.......



Although we were able to sell so many copies we ended up giving it out for free cos the turnout was low ......


I decided to give up on my magazine dream cos It was a huge loss and I had invested all my savings on it ....

So I told my friends that I was not doing another edition again ......



After about 2 weeks I got a call from dammie Range.....

Dammie Range was also a very popular guy on campus and many people argued that he is richer than Richy Benz .....


Infact Dammie and Richy were like wizkid and Davido on campus.......


Women liked Richy Benz more because he is very handsome......


Dammie range owns 3 range Rover and 2 Lexus....and he was number 2 on my list of richest boys on campus....



After Introducing himself to me,dammie range expressed his displeasure in my magazine and asked me how much Richy Benz paid me to make him my number 1..


I politely told him I don't even know Richy personally but dammie Range will not believe whatever I have to say ...the next thing he said shocked me. ..

" Guy I will give you 500k ,do another edition and put me as number 1 ,text me your account number to this number right now ".....

Without waiting for me to reply he hung up.....


I thought it was a prank ,but I sent my account number and just like that I received 500k alert ....







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Back then in school,the kind of car you drive determine the name people call you ...

If your name is Wale and you drive a Benz ,you automatically become "wale Benz ".


If your name is Wale and you drive a Range Rover you automatically become Wale Range... Lexus was also another popular surname in school....

Some other cars were not that popular though...cars like Toyota are not even popular one bit ...it is more like an insult when you drive a Toyota....
Cos if you're wale and you drive Toyota, you automatically become "Wale Toyo"......
Which sounds funny and ridiculous......


The top car in school was Benz....

And every top boy tries to have a Benz surname....


The most popular guy in school was Richard popularly called Richy Benz and he owns 6 Benz ....


Richard was like a god on campus ..
If you host a party and Richy Benz shows up ,

your party automatically becomes the talk of the town... people will be like

"Omo that party was mad o ,even Richy Benz was there !!!".....

If you want to host a party or event and you want girls to show just put Richy Benz on the banner and you will see hundreds of women at the party/event...

That is how big and Influential Richy Benz is ....


Some says he got his money from Yahoo ,others says it is money ritual....

Omo Is there any day that students don't argue about Richy Benz source of wealth .....

And the truth is no one actually cares ....


Everyone just loves and envy his lavish lifestyle. ....








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TheZeezle:
Call him back to name him price.

I did.....he stopped picking my calls

So I was rushing to get home a while ago

I found myself struggling to get into a bus as there were no buses available.....

While the commotion was going on ,my phone must have slipped or stolen .....


Omo I was devastated and started calling the number when I got home ,it was ringing but no answer

To my surprise,my number called me back ....and a male voice was asking me where I'll like to collect my sim.....

I thought he didn't know what he was saying ...so I replied saying

"Bros no be my sim lost na my phone abeg "......

The werey founder replied with a very annoying question then hung up....he said
"Bros put yourself for my shoe ,if na you find iphone 11 for ground..you go return am ??".....


Pls what should I do ?

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I have been having these crazy dreams lately where I usually have sex in the dreams ....


This dream affected my life so badly that I started going from one church to another trying to find a solution to it...

And another thing that baffles me about this dream is the fact that it is one particular girl I use to have the sex with Everytime I have the dream.....



I don't know this particular girl from anywhere or seen her before other than in my dreams ....


Fortunately for me I ran into a pastor who uses onorthodox methods in solving spiritual problems...

He told me that henceforth whenever I want to sleep I should always go to bed with a condom on .....


It sounded so ridiculous at first but I was ready to do almost anything to put an end to the pandemic,so I did as he instructed.........



To my shock when I slept with the condom on ....I saw myself in the dream wearing condom too which prevented me from having sex with her ....I always try to remove the condom in the dream but I could never until I'll finally wake up......



I was Soo happy and since then I have been going to bed with a condom on...and the Sex dreams stopped.....


But just when I thought I'm free ..I saw the same girl yesternight with a protuded belly and she told me she's now pregnant....


I was shocked in my dreams till I woke up .....


Pls what's going on

What doesn't kill you make you stronger, no be for person wey dey fight sapa (hunger).

Hunger leaves your weak and skinny.. whoever made up that parable obviously never had to deal with hunger..

Truth is so many of this parables are all bullshit, for instance "money cant buy happiness".. chai . I almost beat one elderly pastor the day the man told me that shit..

" Money can't buy happiness shey ?..but whenever I have money I'm happy and when I'm broke I'm sad...so Bleep u pastor ..money buys happiness"...that was my reply before I almost strangle his neck....

The most annoying parable is "the patient dog eat the fattest bone '...

Omo I still dey find who made up that parable cos mehn the man/woman deserves some beating...

You know how many dogs wey don die because them dey wait for fattest bone ??...so many guys have become useless to themselves because of being "patient ". .. opportunities came but instead of them to grab it, them dey wait for fattest bone

One of the elderly man I know in the hood told me how a parable messed his life up ..

Guess the parable.


"Gods time is the best "......

He said whenever he pursues his goals and dreams and meet with setbacks. .he always meet with his pastor who in turn will tell him not to stress over it because according to the pastor "God time is the best "...

The man will be 70 years old in a week's time and no wife or any tangible thing to point to as achievement...if only he had pursued his dreams and ignore all stupid parables..

Whenever he sees me he tells me "Now time is the best "....later might be too late....




The truth is most of these parables are outdated ,they don't work in this our current generation,na those days them get values

The only parable that I can relate and connect with is "wahala no dey finish" , bros I swear whoever made up that shit must be a real gee cos truly that shit wahala never use to finish ...

Infact I still dey find who made up that parable , cos the person deserve some bottles and handshake...


So please let no one quote you one stupid parables or motivational quotes....

Follow your heart and pursue your dream...beat the dogma


What other parables do you know that is totally useless and meaniless?.....

Santoirino:
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I soon realized I was not the only one waiting for the driver , everyone was asking about his whereabouts too ,

We are in the middle of nowhere and that is very dangerous considering the current situation of the country... God forbid we encounter bandits or armed robbers ...

Another mistake we all made was that none of us had the driver number so there was no way we could communicate with him ..


Why I was wondering what could delay the driver , Christina got back in and was telling me she wasn't able to pee cos she saw a snake when she was about to .

which made her run back inside the bus ..

"Haha Christina ,so because of ordinary snake you ran back inside ??".. snake that I use to hold with my hands ,once you hold thier neck region they are powerless "...I told her proudly


" Ha nooo...me touch a snake ??.God forbid ...pls can you follow me ..I need to pee "......


" That's not a problem let's go Sha "... I replied her smiling

She hit me on the back playfully for making fun of her ...

The truth is that I fear snakes more than anything,my last encounter with a snake at my neighbors kitchen was terrible....

And I had promise that nothing will make me go to where a snake is mentioned whether the snake be dead or alive,

but you see women ehn.. they have a way of making you do what you normally dont do ...

I followed her


When we got to a small opening in the bush , I took sticks and hit it to scare any animals there away,

when I was sure there was nothing to worry about , I told her to go ahead and pee..

She pull up her gown and I respectfully look away while she did her thing .. .

While she was peeing ,a long snake hiding in the bush ran out so fast and crossed my legs in the process ...

Omo I was so scared that I ran out of the bush shouting "Jesus Jesus Jesus ...I'm dead oooooo!!!!!!!!!.......


I ran past the bus and everyone picked race too... See race ..you would think it is fast and furious season 11...to my surprise the soldier was the fastest runner among us..oga drop his gun in the bus and ran with us ...



After a while I stopped and explained to them that it was a snake ...

See insult ...they were just raining curses on me ...like say snake no be wetin I suppose fear


" Kai aboki u be idoit walai ,and I be think say na bandits fa ? "...the soldier replied ..

Oya do frog jump now or I shoot you ".....

I tried to beg but the soldier was not ready to listen.....


Meanwhile I noticed I had left Christina behind ...

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Once we were back on the road , the windows were back down . So I stared out of the window lost in thoughts of what awaits me in Abuja and how I was going to find my uncle ...


As painful as my missing phone was , I understand that it is currently the least of my problems,

I know nowhere in Abuja or anyone at all...where will I sleep and how will I find my uncle ...

I was still lost in my thoughts when I felt Christina head on my shoulder,,

she was dozing and her head found it's way on my shoulder , I quickly adjusted properly so that she can be comfortable...

Soon enough she was fast asleep . ..


To be honest , Christina is one pretty girl , and looking at her distracted my thoughts for a while , I stared at her firm boobs and fresh laps and her evenly toned skin..


my imaginations were starting to run wild when the bus started jerking and next thing it stopped ....

"Kiloshele bayii "? (What happened again )

.. one of the female passengers yelled ...

The driver came down , checked the engines , cane back inside the bus and told us we are out of fuel ...


The crazy part is we already left Lagos and are currently in the middle of bushes , no houses or fuel station in sight.......

To make matters worse he told us he has no cash with him and that we have to contribute to get fuel....


Omo everyone was mad....

"Are you mad or something?.. didn't you collect 3k each from us abi which kain rough play be this ?....one young guy fired back at him angrily... ..
Every other passenger supported the guy ..


The driver then explained that he's not the owner of the bus and that he gave the bigger part of the money to the owner at the park and the remaining money left with him to buy fuel was stolen during the fight he had with the danfo driver ..


Then the driver starts to push blane on the elderly man that slapped him and wanted to fight with the man...

But other passengers intervened...

After the whole brouhaha we all agreed to contribute 500 naira each so that he can get enough fuel ...

During the cause of the brouhaha, Christina had woken up and was about to pay for her own part of the contribution when I told her not to worry and offered to pay for both of us ...


She smiled and told me not to worry but I insisted. ..so she allowed me pay ...



After the money was gathered,the driver picked a 30 litres keg in the bus and left to get fuel ..leaving us in the middle of nowhere .....



Some passengers got down to pee and take fresh air,while some remain inside ...


I just turned to Christina and we started talking...gisting and laughing....


We were enjoying each other so much when suddenly she told me she needs to pee ..

When she left my presence ,..

I checked my time and noticed that we had spent 3 hours gisting then suddenly I remembered something..

.where is this fucking driver .........gone to get fuel for over 3hrs ?? ... .



Which kind bus I con enter like this ....





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I didn't know that the lady beside me saw what happened and was actually running to catch up with me ...

When I saw her walking up to me , I quickly clean my tears and toughened up..

"Hey did u catch the thief ?. I saw what happened "... She asked me

I was amazed that she followed me which means she actually care about me ...

"No I didn't , it's just an iphone X.. the phone is not what is paining me but my sim... That sim is very important to me "... I lied....

"But you can easily do a welcome back through if it's the sim you're bothered about "... She replied .

Never mind I'll be fine.. I assured her and we head back together to the bus , when we got there , the drivers had stopped fighting and everyone was getting ready to commence the journey ...

I looked at the driver and I saw that his clothes were torn and eyes swollen but he was still acting all fine and tough..

I guessed it's the norm in Lagos for bus drivers ,

During our walk back I found out that my seat partner name is Christina and she was returning to Abuja from a visit to Lagos ..

We settled back to our seats ,she decided to share her earpods with me but no be that one dey do me...

My iphone x is gone and it took me a year to save for the phone..

Plus my uncle number is there and I don't know how to contact him..cos I don't have it saved anywhere else..plus I don't even know his new address....wahala be like wetin again??..

The driver stepped in ,kick start the bus and the journey started again ....



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bukky1994:
Op wetin dey xup nah come finish am abeg make person mention me when him drop another episode

Immediately the journey started ,

The driver pressed a button and all windows were locked ,then he turned on the air conditioner...

For a bus of 3k ,I was impressed and feeling lucky ...

But instead of blowing cool breeze ,,the A.C was blowing hot and within seconds everyone was sweating profusely ...

'which kain stupid A.c be this abeg put am off before you choke us to death "...someone yelled from the back ...

Others joined in protesting too,. The driver shouted that we should be patient and that it will soon start blowing cool,

" Make una dey patient ,e go soon blow cool na so the A.C dey do sometimes ...he assured us ...

Omo everyone was quiet for another 5 minutes ,you need to see sweat ,my clothes was soaked and I was almost choking ,

...

One man from the back suddenly stood up ,went straight to the driver and land him a hot slap ,..

The slap came as a shock to the driver and while he was trying to figure out what happened he mistakenly bashed another vehicle in front ...

The driver of the commercial bus (danfo) that got hit ,got down from his bus ,came to our driver ,gave him punches and drag him out..omo na so fight start .....


At this point everyone got down from the bus to take fresh air atleast....

That's when we discovered the impossible..the A c was actually working but working oppositely..the cool breeze was blowing outside while hot was blowing inside the bus ..whoever did that job must have been a very wicked person....


While both drivers were fighting and passengers were trying to settle them .

My phone rang ,it was my uncle calling

Immediately I picked his call , out of nowhere someone snatched my phone and took to his heels .. ....omo I chase the guy ..


But the thief was faster and after a while I knew it was pointless running in an area I don't know plus I was lost and tired .. so I stopped running . Sat down on the road.and started crying.. ...






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ojun50:
Type fast

When I entered the bus the first thing I noticed was that everyone on the bus was looking angry... As if they just received lashes of cane..

Thier strong faces was Abit scary ,I even greeted but on one answered ... infact one woman hissed and fear gripped me



Then, I noticed a soldier was in the bus too and that gave me a bit of relief that I was in safe hands but wetin con make these people dey vex I asked myself ?.. still again I ignored my instincts...


I chose the vacant sit next to the window , brought out my earphones , plugged it in my ears


I played baby calm down by Rema first to help ease the tension and while the music was about to hit the part where Rema was singing

"I see one baby she wear yellow ".

As if it was planned a beautiful lady wearing black dress but a yellow ribbon entered and since the seat beside me was the only seat left... She sat down beside me and I was overjoyed ..she smiled at me and I smiled back and Somehow I feel like this journey would be Sweet after all... ...

The driver entered.. kick start the bus and in no time we were on the road......





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I was going to Abuja for Easter so I decided to board a bus, my uncle had sent me 50k for my transportation

The fact that he asked me to come is a big deal for me because I know I will be coming back with lots of goodies and money in my account , and that is because my uncle is a big business mogul in Abuja

So as early as 6am Friday morning I arrived at the park to start my journey,..

My uncle had advised me to board a popular transport company for safety purposes but when I got to GIG motors which is very popular , the money they were asking for the trip to Abuja was just too much.. a whole 15k..

. For what now ??.. na London I dey go?.... I asked the cashier

The cashier tried to explain but I wasn't ready to hear shit and although I had the money with me I just felt it would be unwise to pay such exorbitant fee for just a trip to abuja

I told the cashier right there that I was not going to pay such amount and all thier plea to make me understand fell on deaf ears.. to my surprise other people were ready to pay and in no time the bus was full and it took off...

While I was contemplating on how to get to Abuja , a guy who obviously must have witnessed my outburst came to me, saying there is a bus going to Abuja for 3k per passenger... Omo you need to see the joy on my face....

He took me to the other side and after we walked for a while we arrived at the park...

I saw the name written on the bus . LAST SUPPER motors .... That's when confusion set in, ha last supper bawo ?? I called the guy and asked him what the name mean and he told me he doesn't know but it's not something I should worry about ....

Even when my spirits and body tells me the name is a bad sign...the money was too good to let go..I ignored all red flags and entered the coaster bus filled withl other people ...

That is how my crazy journey started ....









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emmy512:
If you do like realgboy you go collect 700 years.

It's a public forum bro.. and no way to trademark my stories.. if I complete it , someone will copy and paste turning it into thiers


Been seeing some of my stories on other websites,..make person no dey work for another man


.. but I go change Sha...I go dey complete them henceforth .. make I first treat the snake bite wey dey for my leg and face first

In a country where people are killed daily by bandits , bad roads and terrorism , it would be a shame if my news end up on front page as ' Handsome guy killed by a mere snake "... I quickly imagined the comments,


. ' snake wey lala dey chop na him chop this one ..
' let him die,we don't need cowards like this '...


......some Bloggers are also crazy , they will probably give it a more demeaning title.

. 'A well built young man killed by a tiny snake'...

Chai I refuse to end like that , I quickly picked up the last courage and strength in me ... Since the baby is beside me I carried her in my arms and then tried to open the door..


My plan was that once I get out I would seek for more hands to help. But the stupid door refuse to open and the baby cries makes it difficult to hear the mother explanation on how to open the door......


At that moment light came back on...


The baby stopped crying when she saw light , I looked towards the kitchen and I could see the snake ,,,, very long thing.. it has been staring at me all along......



Omo a very hot cold catch me... I don't know if cold can be hot but I swear na hot cold catch me....



The snake was looking at me and the door ... I don't speak snake language but something tells me the snake is telling me to leave the way .... Omo na so I bow down to respectfully to the snake and moved to the other side... But instead of the snake to go out of the house .. it turns to me again...




The little girl I was carrying then asked me . " Uncle why are you crying ? '..... That's when I know tears have been falling down my eyes......

'shhhhhhhhhhhh'.... I told her ...




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I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,


Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....


I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....



"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....


The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...


After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself



,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in


,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....


To make matters worse nepa took the light .....




Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....


As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....


The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '








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mayorofyentown:

just wait 4 like 2weeks

I looked up at Dare and chose the first option which is to join him...

He hugged me tight , I could tell he was extremely happy I chose to join him..

He left the room , and after a while came back with the herbalist, I was asked to swear an oath of loyalty., After that I was told I'll be spending 3 days in the herbalist house in a room the baba refers to as the power room...

1st day at Baba house...


Baba gave me some concoctions to eat ,
Then he made me repeat incantations after him , after that I was told to lie down in a grave he digged for me ..

While I lie down like a dead person in this grave , he walk round me saying some powerful incantations, then he used a red cloth to cover the grave with me in it...

He removed the cloth after a while and told me that the old weak me is dead and that the new me has risen .. he assured me that there is no fortification stronger than this ...



2nd day



I was taken to a flowing stream where I took my bath with the blood of a goat that was killed on that same spot ... After the bath I returned to the powerful room..

That night I had a scary dream...

I saw myself clad in white robe but all of a sudden someone in a white robe too commanded me to pull my white robe off.. after pulling it off I was given a black robe to wear instead .. immediately I put it on.. I woke up..........



3rd day....


Baba called me and sat me down , he revealed to me that I am now a powerful being and that i am ready..

" Just like that ? .. I wondered ..

" But how do I collect people glory or know who is glorious ".... I asked baba


Baba laughed then replied

" Very simple .. there are three ways in which people glories can be stolen

1)Sex
2)Food
3)money

With the power in you when you see a glorious person , a bright light will appear on the person head or all over the person indicating that he/she is glorious ,..

If she is a lady , get her to sleep with you ,spend on her , buy her expensive things ... Do this until the light is completely eradicated.. then you can move to the next person ..


If the person is a guy , invite him to your house , give him money and take care of him , as long as he is receiving money from you and feeding off you .. he will never reach you and all his blessings will be transferred to you....


Once in a while throw a party , kill ram kill chicken , invite people to eat ....you see all those people that eat from that food.. thier blessings for that year will be automatically yours.....



" Wow " .... I replied..


I remembered the gee bros house we went to when we wanted to learn Yahoo... The bros cashed out so much while we were staying with him... But nothing came to us... Who knows if this is what happened".... ..


After absorbing and collecting necessary informations , baba also revealed the heartbreaking conditions that I have to put up with .... I couldn't cry when I heard ...


But I braced my self up... Left baba house , I link up with dare , we left Oyo state together back to Lagos state .....


.Back in Lagos ...


A year Since I got back from Oyo state, I have atleast collected more 50 glories and tapped and still tapping more., it was easy ..


Dare had told me that universities are the home of glories, according to him , students especially Freshers are the targets and all I had to do is pull up in my Benz ..

I remembered the first day I tried it.. I pulled up in my G-wagon and stepped out in front of a hall in a popular university.. all eyes was on me.. I made sure I was dripping swag ....


I looked around and couldn't believe my eyes .. Dare was right .. I was seeing bright lights everywhere.... I called one who shines brightest and she ran to me quickly .. I offered her lunch and she agreed ... We stopped by a shopping mall and I bought her things... She fell in love and that was it ..I dated her till her light went off .then I dumped her...onto the next






I was enjoying my life ... I had so many boys living in my house .. I was feeding and taking care of them all ..

To these guys I was thier helper,thier master ,some of them came to learn Yahoo,some came for the free food and drinks .but the more they get ,the more I cashed out ...



Life was bliss until one day ..


I was stuck in traffic when I saw someone with a shining light like I have never seen before... The light was Soo bright... The person turned around .. and I was shocked to my bone marrow...



It was sholape.....






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mhizzfranklyn:
I have be waiting for this story since yesterday,but oga come and finish it now
I really love to read know how it ends ���

Hearing all Dare went through to get rich and all the conditions he has to put up with actually made me feel some type of way ...

I remembered our life at the hotel before we discovered yahoo,

Dare was the softie amongst us ., He cries when he watches love or emotional movies , he likes girls but find it difficult to talk to one , Dare used to be so shy that we taunt him about it everyday..


But now the same Dare gives an order for a human life to be taken away ..same Dare is now so heartless that he uses girls and dump them the way he likes ...



Truth is this yahoo lifestyle has changed us .


Charles on the other hand was brought up in a Christian home ,his dad and mom are full time pastors ,


I remembered how Charles would wake up to pray at night when the rest of us are fast asleep but now the same Charles now sniffs powder and smokes weed like an addict ,I can't even count how many girls Charles sleeps with on a daily basis....


He drinks to stupor and burn millions on frivolities...

Even me turned out worse than the rest
Sholape would have been my redemption,my saviour or should I say my escape from this crazy life but No!!..life had to take that away from me too...


I shook my head in pain ,looked up at Dare and asked him

" Do you think it is worth it ?..I mean the price you have to pay for this lifestyle we chose for ourselves ,Do you think the lifestyle is worth it

Don't you think we were better off when we were broke ass..yes we were broke but happy and at peace ..but look at us now dare ."... I said shaking my head in agony

. Dare looked at me , his eyes were red and I could tell he was holding back alot of tears and pain.. he tapped me and then replied.

" It is too late to turn back now bro , we are in this shit already, and to be honest with you I would never want to go back to that life u call peace and happiness.. where is the happiness in being broke ?.....

Bro do u know how people respect me now ?.. The kinda girls I sleep with ?...I have celebrities on my contact list viewing my WhatsApp status , millions of dollars saved up , see Bro I would never trade this life for anything else , yes the price Is high but then nothing good comes easy "......

And Yes I might have just 9 years to enjoy these money and fame but guess what!

as long as I have a glorious person available as sacrifice on the 9th year my life , fame and wealth will be renewed..I will automatically have another 2 years to go ...then all I have to do is renew it every 2 years .....


I looked at Dare in disgust and disappointment...


"So you're ready to take another persons life just to renew your own..how wicked and heartless can you get Dare ??"...I asked him


He looked at me and then tapped me again on my back...


" This Street ,you either kill or be killed".....




He then looked at me and continued talking but this time in a low tone ...

"See bro , the concoction the herbalist gave you is actually poison ,

Hearing this I looked up at Dare in shock and surprise, Wow so this guy wants me dead too after taking sholape and praise from me .wow .

....He continued..

" We had to give you that poison because you know too much and that according to baba is very risky ..but he has the cure with him ,all you have to do is join me..join us .."

" If you agree to join me , baba will fortify you with powers , ofcourse you can never get your glory back but you will be given the power to tap and collect other people glories too...

.

So what's your choice ?......


Join me or die .....choose 1



I looked at Dare and chose ..









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fineberry:
Op come and continue o, prove to everyone that you're not copy- pasting someone else story.

Lol... They know I don't copy and paste

Story drops tonight

Rick9:
Following.
Dodoatirice comes to mind.

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Going through his thread