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Ginaz:
Sighs!!
Where dem dey carry all this trouble makers from ?
No energy for this stupid banter. Suit yourself. At my age, it would be an embarrassment to exchange words with a kid.

For you to even use the word "stupid" on a kid .. shoes you're the stupid kid..... a matured person would ignore...

Ginaz:
Oh my gosh!!!
Comprehension is so hard to grasps after all. Here was I, thinking I was being funny and engaging in a talk. Here is he thinking like an over serious boil in the armpit.

Now I see why the lady never answered you ,you're too serious and boring. And meanwhile , carry your doom attitude away, I was only being funny and engaging. No come insult me cos of your boring thread.


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And you couldn't see the sarcasm in the reply... besides this is. not my thread ... and from your small pep talk I can tell you're the boil in the armpit

Ginaz:
This is so funny

If it were me, I would be so embarrassed to send my account. She couldn't bring up a topic to lighten the mood, she sent the account number straight.

see your mouth like if it were me... so if it were you means that you would also be interested if it involves money

Anigreat:


You're even more serious than me...try and see the sarcasm in things

you're too sarcastic... try and see seriousness in things

Anigreat:





For more fake stories text 4373 to RealGBoy

you're too serious.... try and see humor in things ...

So while in my university days my school was filled with cultist who wants me to join them so badly... but I refused .

Out of fear that they may try to kidnap or set me up , I did charms so that Guns and bullet cannot penetrate me.
My problem is that I have not tried whether the charm works.. after the baba finished doing the charm, the crazy man tried to shoot me imo when I saw the local gun I japa 'd

I took off and never gone back since then , although he assured me that it is working..
since then I have been afraid of knife and guns...

ff u see me on the street pls shoot me or shook me
I want to test something..

Foodqueen:
Fake story Fake giver Fake receiver
Before u say pim, that acct no I'd not even in access
Just incase

lol

ZIINI:
But u self dey game na shey u no fit reason me as bobo nii

when you go legit with your client.. you chat her with your real face., video call her .. you're you .. no games no pretense.

Kaypeeboss:
Bro legit hustle full ooo,but Young generation no get the Patience to wait,by the way plus up no be for geeboys only,I know market women when plus up, business men and women when plus up ,oil workers when plus up,engineers when plus up,teachers when plus up,soldiers when plus up,okay for example I know engineers when go wash head and hand for asaba so that they go fit get contracts,see you see those engineers abi their money long anyhow ,you when see them go say they Sabi work oo ,you Nur know say supernatural forces dae in play ,ask yourself why e be say na only them dae get work ,lol who no go no know,if that Kain person to tell you say e get wetin e do you go just dae respect and...God's grace dae work like this too even more but just chillax e might be trad

God bless you... even as a christian... fasting and Vigil is your own plus up

Kaypeeboss:
Listen,you better stop thinking his story might be fake,very true it might be fake ,but let me explain something about spiritual assignments to you,you see the moment you are asked to bring spiritual items for an assignment,they all of a sudden become scarce and difficult to find lol, experience has taught me that,what you used to see regularly around you will just become scared,and worst of all,your assignment might come with a deadline,now let me tell you a short story ,one of my guys from edo state knowing fully well their tradition forbids money rituals still went ahead to do it,the stuff was prepared for him and he swallowed it,the only assignment was to go and hug his dad,and few days later the old man ll then die,now see my point his dad was always available to him up till that day,his dad never attends jumat services and even when he attends after prayer he justs move straight to his house ,after my guy had eaten it he ran straight to carry out the spiritual assignment,mind you the deadline was few hours after he had eaten the stuff if he couldn't not fulfill it,he would die instead,get went straight to the house ,his father was no where to be found, someone told him that the dad was at the mosque,he ran there ,prayers were over but for certain reasons the dad refused to come out,there and then he vomited the stuff and died ,shae u see , that's why those doing it for you ll prefer bringing it for u instead of you going I search of it,
Modified:don't mind the typo errors,my English is impeccable

I swear you're a real guy... don't mind the guy...he thought spiritual things are child's play

Carchoice:
BROS!!!! Plus na plus. You are actually relying on the unknown

So what do christians rely on ?

In order to stop you have to start smoking weed

Carchoice:
whatever takes you to meet a “baba” is already a plus.

Not every plus I's bad ..

ZIINI:
Legit hustle ? I no understand u

Ask a gee boy around you what legit hustle means

Feddytune:
sorry is your case " .. that phrase got me laughing

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Yusufisraelj:
Lols, let's say I know a little bit about my FAITH. Some discussions are beyond NL. Cheers

Lol afa yusuf

Quick question do u think your glory is intact ?..

The funny thing about the whole thing is that some don't even know they carry glorious destinies but trust me you might not know but those that do knows ..

Have you ever walked on the street and notice people especially elderly people staring at your head ?.... if you notice trust me na them.. They stare because they can see what the ordinary eyes cannot see which is your Glory .. the head is a powerful part of the body , infact whether you believe or not never let anybody touch your head or play with it ..


In Nigeria today there are so many powerful beings around us... witches , wizard , mermaid ,ogbanje, witch doctor e. t. c..
Let me also tell you that Yahoo boys have joined the league of these powerful people ..

What most of you useless girls don't understand is that No Yahoo boy is actually dumb... if you think you're dating a Yahoo boy right now and he is your maga then sorry is your case... that iphone he bought for you was peanut from what he's getting from you spiritually ... they have used 100k to collect millions from you....

so how is the so called "Glory". stolen ?..

I would be sharing with you ways in which people lose thier glories and Destines... trust me it's not sex alone .... infact Sex is the least if it all...


(1) RECEIVING MONEY BY HANDS .

As crazy as this might sound alot of people easily fall for this one .. That cheerful giver you know that like dashing you money is not actually that cheerful .
Years ago I remember There was this time I was broke and I needed money badly ,,I asked a bros in ny compound then to lend me money ,he replied that the money he has with him now he can't give me simply because I'm his favorite person...I was confused,"You can't give me the money you have because you like me ?". I didn't understand but I left him ...

When I started Gee that's when I realized that some people actually do that...They have some sort of calabash which they keep some certain money ,they take this money out and dash people and immediately it will be replaced in multiple folds
The person who received the money will then experience hardship throughout that week or month .
Very crazy right but if u doubt ask the elderly ones around you .,this method has been used by people since forever .. So if you notice some big men in your area who likes giving people money or spraying money when they walk by becareful
Becareful when recieveing money by hand.....



(2). Food

Choi even myself suffered from this for a while .. because I like food..I like party rice...but thank God cos now atleast I'm wise ...

Where do i start ?.

. I remember one day I went to my friends house who was a gee boy and I was hungry asf that day I immediately dashed into his kitchen to find something to eat .when I got there I saw fried big big meat ,omo I was overjoyed as I picked one and was about to start eating it.my friend walked in and told me not to eat the meat.. he told me he will explain later,I had to cook indomie and egg
that day but I swear that meat entered my eyes .
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Before you know it the house was filled up later cos he was hosting a party ,he actually killed a ran for the party and everybody was eating the meat he told me not to eat. I was angry but kept quiet..

when the party was over..around 1am in the midnight this guy wore white wrapper went outside and started bathing with the blood of the ram that he killed for his party.,that's when I realized that the meat was part of a sacrifice...

I swear with everything I have that I don't eat out mainly because I know what's up... food is where most people have lost it .. that your witch neighbor that gives you food and you think she's nice is not nice .. that party you went to and enjoyed yourself ...Food is very easy and people fall for it especially in Nigeria where hunger is everywhere. The funny thing is that these devil free foods always come at a time you are broke or hungry. ...

Don't trust your friend , or neighbor ... cook your own food ..
Alot I can say but a word is enough for the wise ..


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Yusufisraelj:
Lols, hmmm you don't know how far I guess. You think people love going to jazz men for the fun of it? Life and situations pushes people to such ends.

There was a case like that, as I was told the husband lost his job, couldn't find any, the wife was supporting the family alone, things got so bad that they needed more than what the wife was earning to meet a dire need, long story short, she slept with her boss to raise that fund.

Believe me, people are not stupid, however I will never ever advocate going to such ends like compromise or meeting spiritualist for money or help.

But you see every man including you @Feddytune is limited by their level of mentality or relationships or help he can source from the unseen; these three influences the kinds of problems they can solve, results they command and heights they can reach in this life.

A wise book I love so much says it is those who know their God that will prosper.






OP the Alfa didn't give you the full gist, there was something that was exchanged for that money, you will need someone with thorough understanding of the things of the spirit to tell you the transaction that took place between you and the wealth. Lols

Life is deep ooo

and you know this how !

Lukaku12:
Bro you have no proof and even the statements are not flowing...if u wanna give a story try your best to make sure it fits and genuine

you're obviously hungry

ZIINI:
Exactly those maye dem don wise plus Yahoo don cast
Mark Zuckerberg self no help the matter he go create tips for FB about how those scammers dey collect doe
If you msg person wey you no sabi for FB now he go bring am untop the eruku FB say you be scam
Omo everything don hard make I just see one simple bank load make I dey go Canada go live my life

Find legit hustle and do.

generationz:
This thing about gisting all the gist really baffles me?

Do you people really marry your intellectual equal or someone you flow with on the same level or do you marry people cause of looks and shared external values (like being a Christian) cause gist no de.

Why not get married first before dishing out advice ?.... easy to just spit trash .... like all football fans saying a footballer should have passed the ball .... why not be on the pitch first

Lukaku12:
Very fake and useless story..as at 2014,2015 all naira denominations are readily and easily accessible...

Everything is fake to you guys ... because you have never left your bedroom and face the real life out there .. those who know about what I said know.... you're quick to comment fake in every thread as if In begging you to believe... ndi ara

Feddytune:
my only problem with this post is that people liked it ... wow.. Nigerian men are really useless ... So that what y'all like ? free money ?... shame @op

you're the useless one.. as if you won't spread your legs if it involves money...

Plus or should I call it juju is real.

If you're out there saying no such thing as black magic then sorry is your case . my advice is that even if you don't believe don't dare people that are involved in it..

The first time I contemplated doing PLUS was when I was in the university, I was always jamming client but they stubborn die , they refuse to send me money, the ones that do only send me peanut.. and moat of my friends at that time were already driving Benz .. I'm talking 2014/15

i told one of my friend my predicament and he took me out to one Cleric (Alfa)... when we got there the man asked that I place my hands on a small board filled with sand.. when I did he then start checking to see what my destiny wants...

After checking and telling me my problems and predicament and reasons , he then said he will do a particular charm for me but that it will cost me 50k... I was like haaa baba I'm broke I don't have any money pls help me .

He then offered to give me another charm that will bring me enough money within 3 days, and when I see the money I should remove 50k out of it for him to use to do the main jazz...

I was happy and I asked him what are the things I will need.. the cleric then ask me to go and look for all the Nigerian currency . from 1000 to 5 naira with a bottle of schnapps.. he says that's all I need...

Omo it wasn't easy .. I mean to get 20 , 10 and 5 naira was the hardest.. but somehow I got it ..

When I took the money to the cleric the next time we met .. he collected the money and starts burning it ... I was amazed, he then went further to put the ashes inside the schnapps , added some other concotion before saying some chant...

He gave me the bottle if schnapps back and said I should start tomorrow morning.. when I wake up I should drink about 3 shots and make sure u go out .. he said to do this for 3 days..

Well I took the shit home and did as he instructed , in the 2nd day I was out watching football in a field not to far from my house when someone walked up to me , the man begged me to pls help him watch his bag for him while he enters the nearby bush to poo.. I was like okay...

Omo I waited for this man tire. they finished playing the football and this man did not show up .. I was scared at first , I started looking for him but he was no where to be found, then I decided to check the bag to see if I can see any information about him or number to call.. To my shock the bag was filled with money , I'm talking new 500 naira notes .. I couldn't count , I thought I was in trouble or maybe set up ..


When I got home that day I called the baba and he just laughed and said I should not worry , that it is a spirit that brought the money ... when I heard spirit again I almost fainted, so na spirit follow me talk... long story short the money in the bag was 300k ... gave the cleric 50k...

gistray:
Wait from now to 2090

Nairaland will be as shitty and archaic as it is now.

Seun is just a lucky script kid with no form of business Sense

Seun is typing.....

you're fake and you obviously can't interpret dreams... when you're pregnant in your dream might sometime indicate a rough phase you're about to pass through but if you are able to scale through it will result in joy and celebration....

Being pregnant is usually good for men... thier glory is around the corner

webhead:
Especially no 3.
those posts are annoying!

lol

yinkaOdutuyo:
Yeye girls everywhere...

so yeye girls everywhere is your own slogan ...

Ayo2004:
Please,if your husband Bleep up,I am already yours to marry because I am sure you are not a Nigerian woman

Whether this is true or not,this is the most sensible thing said by any nairaland woman this year

He/she can lie for africa ...

lilvicky68:
That number 3 is very important..person no go fit repent in peace for this nairaland again..

lol