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Masonkaycares:
Can see you're trying to get a woman's attention to yourself by defending her online but truth be told, she's never gonna recognise you. Ain't got time to waste punchlines on you so am gonna leave a D!Ck in your mouth and never quote me again.

Na rap contest ?... Abi which one be waste punchlines.. lol

Chai....so like play like play I won 20k from Lovethaa on Nairaland..

See as my body sweet me... Lol....
This is the best Christmas ever , God has put a smile on my face ...
Happy Christmas y'all

Nairaland girls pls comment let me spoil you small don't form o .

Lovethaa:
Why the sad face..... Reply mail... ND pls post screenshots when you get it ..

May God bless you lovethaa
Wow 20k is just too much for me .. I pray that whatever you lay your hands on from now on will turn to Gold and the grace of God will not depart from your life ...
I did not expect this cos I have never won anything online before God bless you ..

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shantti:
understand who a red piller and a simp is first. a red piller is a guy who out of experience or impacted knowledge knows how to sheild his senses from the manipulative tentacles of a woman. He is capable of love, yes, but he has wired himself to sense subtle manipulation and lets his guard up. A simp cannot sense manipulation whether subtle or conspicious.
Using God and a mothers love as an analogy here is unreasonable, for God to be considered a simp, we who He gave His only begotten son must have manipulated Him into doing so without Him knowing He was being manipulated. Secondly a mothers love is not subject to manipulation. You cant play on your mothers intelligence just because she loves you, she is not dumb

You deserve most foolish award ..

Feddytune:
Lol..... Let me marry you .. you are the only guy that makes me laugh ..

Ole

My mom called me today while on her sick bed saying there is something important she want to say ..
I quickly told her have not gotten a job just incase she wants money she then told me "Nonso , it's not money , see my son the truth is that your late father is not your real father '
I was shocked ,I started crying I replied "Haba mama, who is now my father ?"..

She then told me when she was younger she fell in love with a man , and the man got her pregnant , but that the man's parent were rich and don't want him to marry her
Because of her poor background..

( I was happy hearing my real father is rich., The truth is that my late father is a poor man , that man poor so tey , he will tell us to remove the clock battery every night before we sleep so that it last longer )..

With tears in my eyes I asked her "so mama who be my papa "..
She started coughing ,the coughing increased .I quickly rushed to get water , when she drank it ..she said "Nonso your father is Dan Dan Dan ,".

I replied "Dan what mama ..Dan what !!!"..
But she gave up the ghost and those were her last words ...

I wept profusely, all my life na suffer , when my late father died ,the only property he left for me was a bicycle yet he still leave instructions say Nonso must not touch my bicycle until he is 40 years old ...

Now my only hope of a better life is cut short ,just because my mom would not tell me my dad's real name ..
So I started thinking, which rich person name start with Dan Dan ..I think think think ..
As I was still thinking my phone rang .. I picked and it was Brother Thomas from Lagos. .
When he heard my shaky voice , I told him my mom has passed and I also mentioned her last words ,...
Next thing brother Thomas started shouting and saying "we don make am ! We don make am "....

I replied how .. he then said "Nonso you be mumu o ,shey u no know say na Dangote she be want talk .."....
Omo I realized he's right ...I was happy that I started dancing ,.

Naso I enter bus the next day ,enter Lagos . Brother Thomas bought fine okrika clothes for both of us , we enter his okada and that's how the journey to Abuja started....


Pls drip comments to read full story ...

eyizlive:
I'm in shock...shey you're refusing an advice to take care yourself nii?

Hahaha, mofor o! LIKE U DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, you'd rather spend it all on that "ghel"? Lolzzzz

Jesus said it is finished
E get why...ur sense Na one of them.

Why won't I take care of myself?... Only an irresponsible man would chase a woman when's he's still at a struggling phase ...

eyizlive:
The word SIMP has been so abused that no one seems to understand it anymore. Well simp (for me o) is any dude who would either disrespect himself for pucci or allow a pucci to disrespect him.

I know some people have a broader definition but me likes it simple.

Now, at that part where you said a guy has to prove he's worthy to a girl is another key area in the divide between simps and those they call alphas.

How do you prove you're worth her attention?

Is it by showering her attention due to your dickache or by showering yourself attention so you become an attraction?

Think!

Na you dull pass for Nairaland... If u shower yourself attention na cheap hoes and the so called slay queens go come after you, why are people like davido and the rest not married.... Just open mouth waaaaaa pour kelebe for phone screen

5hanklee:
This one is looking for Nairaland Toto. Shishi you no go see.

U no see where he write wife ...try get sense small.. just open your mouth waaaaaa, spit for your phone screen

After secondary school I have been living from one uncle house to another .I ran away when I realized they are not ready to help me but use me for thier house chores ..

I have a friend who lived in one room face me I face you.. he works as a bar man..when he heard my story he allowed me stayed with him , naso the journey start ...

I started looking for salary jobs I could do. But I couldn't find any .
It was during one of my job hunt I met one woman that told me she needs someone that would be her driver ..

I have never driven a car in my life but when I heard she will pay 70k per month.. I quickly told her I can drive ,
She did not even wait to confirm ,she just told me to resume the next morning cos she have somewhere important I would be driving her too...

See gobe... I reach house and told my friend ,he laughed And told me to call her and tell her I'm not interested in the job ..i told him I can't do that ,.as we were still discussing,his neighbor in the next room joined the conversation ...

(The rooms are so closed together that if u drop a cup ,the next room will hear ,)
He shouted " don't tell her u can't drive oo , just wait I dey come '..

When he entered our room he then explained to me that driving is easy if the car is automatic..he said guy see
"Once you enter,start the car , place your leg on the right hand pad slowly which is the break and then put the gear to R (reverse) or D (drive). ... Simple .

So I spent the next three hours learning how to drive automatic cars from brother Thomas that is an okada man...

When I resumed the next day at work like a real driver ...the woman gave me a car key then told me to go and warm the car before we leave..
I quickly go to her Benz and press car key but na the Hilux truck sound pin pin...I realized we would be taking the Hilux and not her Benz Jeep...
When I opened the Hilux I was shocked..I saw 3 leg pads instead of 2 that brother Thomas told me ...

I carry phone call brother Thomas...he was already on his okada ,I explained my situation..he then told me " Na manual be that na ..and na the same thing..Guy wise up "...

See kasala.... The woman came out fully dressed and entered the car ,na so I start the car but as a wise guy I acted as if the car is faulty, I open bonnet and told her .we can't go out with this car..

She called her mechanic and insulted him for spoiling her car:,she then went in and brought out the Benz car key...

My mind came down ..once we enter I follow brother Thomas instructions,and I put the gear to R ..
As the car was reversing slowly and I was leaving the gate . Next thing I heard someone screaming " yeeeee My leg ooooooooo".....
The idiot gateman had stayed too close to the car thinking I can drive and me don scatter his leg with tire ...

Me and my madam was scared. I personally thought someone died , when I got down and I saw the gateman scattered leg, I told him sorry no vex..
But lucky for me the madam did not blame me , she told me she had warn him several times to always stay far from the car ... She gave him some cash to get medicine ..

We enter car back , a little scared . At this point something told me to confess I can't drive .

But another mind said "Continue but be careful'..
I reversed out, put the car to drive , press acceleration pad and the journey started ...
At first it felt Good..like play like play Nonso don Sabi drive be that
.. everything was going well because the road was free and less traffic.
Na so madam tell me make I stop beside Tastee fried Chicken, she gave me some money and told me to help her get something cos she has not eaten yet .

I wanted to off the car but she told me to leave it on cos she was enjoying the A c .
Now the werey called brother Thomas forget to teach me that once u want to stop in traffic or anywhere put the gear to P (park)
Me I just get down from the car like that and the gear is still on D (Drive)
Next thing I heard madam voice screaming my name "Nonso ooooooooo" .... I turn back And both madam and car don dey go ..

Omo I started pursuing the car , screaming jesus!! madam o Madam o...
People joined me too ... but the car was moving very fast.. and was heading to a police checkpoint.
When police saw the car and people at the back running after it they thought the driver is a thief , they brought out thier gun and pointed to the car indicating that if it don't stop they will shoot ... As my madam see Gun..

She jumped out of the running car with her fat body ,
She landed like an elephant and was rolling like ball before she stopped...
When I saw this I know my own had finished...
I started crying and cursing brother Thomas for encouraging me ...







Pls comment if u would like to hear the remaining story...

Colb461:
na waa oh..u claim to have met your wife on the street in your previous post on the 18/12/2020,and u got married to her while working at a G.T bank,and here u claim u met her at a Mobil meeting while having a meeting there.which one nw we go believe

You don't know how old the writer is now ..
He made his first million at 26 not that he's 26 years old..
He dated a lady at the mobil , he did not mention married there ....

I got some funny emails from some nairalanders, saying I must not continue my story, LMFAO.. threatening me on email , .very funny ..i will be posting every details because of y'all ..


Like I mentioned in my previous thread, my friend started putting me through, he told me the basics of dating scam,.


(1) You need to find the pictures of the white lady you will be using , the lady must have both naked and clothed pictures, the pic must be natural and not edited or filtered like the one u find on Instagram,she must be a frequent poster , she must be mature enough around 24 years upward (which means she is ready to settle down ).she must have no tattoos to show she's responsible..

Omo I was lost . How on Earth will I find such girl? , my friend told me to calm down , he then took me on Twitter and lo and behold there were hundreds of girls who fit perfectly Into the description, I chose the one I like.



(2) We moved on to the next stage which was creating fake profiles with her pictures on Facebook, and other free dating site. When the profile was completed , my friend told me to join different dating group on Facebook and advertise myself as a lady looking for a partner.
I did that and within hours my Facebook messages was filled with messages from different men from different countries..
After doing that we moved to the next stage which was according to him the most important stage

(3) Trapping stage
My friend explained that even though I was getting messages from potential client,I must take my time to choose the perfect ones ,he explained that I must not be quick to reply messages , and when I reply I should give enough time before I reply again.. according to him if u reply fast ,you will come off as cheap and desperate making you look like scam and also replying fast will enable the client ask stupid questions like asking you to prove you are real ..but when the client sees that you take hours to reply ,he will make use of his time whenever you are online because he knows u might not reply again in a long while , So by doing This you have trapped him... Wow I replied
The last stage is the

(4) Make believe stage

Since all my friends have thier own fake profiles on Facebook,we added ourselves as sister,/family on Facebook.. whenever any of us posts a picture,the rest of us will comment .making the profile look real to Clients.


I completed all stages and I was ready.

Before long I found a serious client,who was really into me .
Without evwn asking the man told me his profile and the amounts he earn ,and that he wants me for marriage and not dating,saying he's ready to take care of me ..

My friend informed me to quickly transfer him from Facebook to email,the reason according to him was that Facebook might ban you but once you have transferred him to email ,you will still keep in touch ,
So I did as he as said .
That was my first potential client .

So I started nursing the client, chatting everyday , sometimes he calls and a lady who helps my friends pick calls would talk to him ,he was completely unaware that I was scam and he was in Love

Then my friend taught me the other basics which is known as Format..
According to him there are different ways to make a client pay you once you have established a solid relationship..

(1) Weekly allowance

Once you make the client believe you are officially dating him the next thing is to tell him to support you with weekly allowances because u are currently jobless ,my friend made me understand that one of his client pays him $300 dollars every Monday as his upkeep and the client has been paying conatantly for the past one year ..
Although those format works best for weekly earners ,if your client is a monthly earner then u tell him to fix you on monthly allowances


(2) Transport Fare
Just like our Nigerian girls who are known for being the master of This format, This format is used for stubborn client who believes they must see you before you can get thier money..... You tell them to send you transport fare ,while some will offer to buy the tickets themselves you have to be very convincing if you eant to win.

(3). Emergencies

You can tell you client that you are sick and need money to buy drugs or you need to pay your rent .e.t.c

Fortunately for me my newly found client fell for the transport money format and like a movie he sent me 600 dollars I was happy,back then that was almost 200k ..just like that ..

I also got to find out that not all client send you money ,some clients also help you recieve money and then send it to you in Nigeria they are known as pickers ,

Cashy was into dating and wire, what he does is u give him your client bank details and he would wire the money from the client account to a different account, yakpa was into dating ,apartment and lotto.
He post house properties online acting like the owner with intentions to sell the houses ,once he finds a serious buyer ,he will ask the person to first pay 10% of the fee before he can consider showing him the house assuring the client that if he doesn't like the house the money will be refunded...

Immediately I got my 600 dollars David advised me to use part of the money to buy credit card from hackers on a darkweb ..
According to him this credit card can be used for both shopping or breaking into dating sites that requires credit card to log in ..

Comment if you would like to hear the remaining Crazy life of the internet fraudster




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So I was given the website to the darkweb ,on the darkweb there is nothing hackers don't sell you can buy credit cards ,Bank log ins, hacking softwares e.t.c , I also found out that the darkweb websites sometimes don't connect because they are trying to avoid being caught by the FBI and the likes ,

The darkweb however is a risk
just like every black market , once you're in you would select the item you want to buy , in my case I wanted a credit card , a valid working credit. I chose the one I could afford the cost was 200$ ,I chatted with the seller and he assured me that it is working..

My friend already told me that most of these hackers are scam too , or sometimes the credit card works but it is empty( zero balance)

The seller advised me to act fast on the credit card so as to avoid the real owner from blocking the access ..

Immediately we bought the card , the seller gave us every details . Pin, email , phone number , and everything connected to the card

Cashy quickly helped me to check if it's valid , and lucky for me it was and it also had a balance of 4000$ , I was really lucky .

I watch as cashy quickly help me open a Zoosk account, he also went on a shopping spree with the money , he helped me order for an iPhone 6s Gold , sneakers and some dope wears .

I got to find out that all the expensive designer wears and sneakers to iphones that Gee boys used were mostly ordered using a credit card ,some will even book private first class flights with the credit card .. I was learning

Now Using the email attached to the card i bought , cashy went on Facebook to search for the profile attached to the email , a profile appeared , he tried using the password on the credit card to log in into the account , and lo and behold it works , cashy told me most people only use one password for everything online ,which according to him is bad ,but it makes works easy for Gee boys

With the information on the credit card we were able to access his Facebook and email ..

From his Facebook and email we quickly copied his friends and family personal details ,such as phone numbers and thier emails .

My friends told me that i have to be very wise when making transactions with the credit card , because the owner will be alerted via his phone and email
we were able to successfully make quick transactions because we waited for the time we were sure that the owner would be sleeping...

I was also informed that there were softwares I could use to hack the owners phone . giving me privileged to delete notification but that it is expensive and very scarce to buy .

Immediately we got on Zoosk too I quickly chatted clients and transfer them to my email because those dating site are advanced,I was told that once you log out u will need phone verification to log in..the phone on your credit card ..unless of course you don't log out ..

It was a long night ,we didn't sleep ,I was absorbing too much information and learning fast .

Meanwhile when my client who sent me 600$ noticed that I did not come ,he got angry and was being suspicious,I tried to convince him that something happened and I used the money to fix it but he won't buy my excuse ,he started ranting a, asking me to send him his money back or he will report me to the authorities,

I told my friend and he just laughed,he told me to block him on Facebook first so that he won't report my account which would lead to Facebook blocking it, he then told me if I had used juju to tie him down ,he won't doubt anything I tell him ,he also told me that no white man/woman would ever be that stupid to drop his account details for me to access unless he/she is under a spell , he made me understand that some of this oyinbo people have thousands of dollars in thier account,some even have millions..

He told me the story of his own client who was always sending him money ,he claims the highest the client ever sent him was 1000$ and that was someone he has been chatting for a year plus ,he revealed that the day he used jazzed to tie him up .he gave him access to his account balance,only for him to find that the maga has a 400k plus in his account balance..

He laughed then told me that he wiped everything off ..I was shocked to my bone marrow.wow David that's huge money I replied
David claims he was transferring 10k from the account every week ..

I felt bad for the client somehow,but my Friend quickly assured me that unlike us oyinbos have insurances and other things they used in surviving theft .I don't know if that was true but I believed him...

Now jazz matters I don't want to involve into jazz ,but one thing about Yahoo boys ,once you are part of them you have to join them totally.i am a strong believer in Christ,and even though what I was doing was wrong I knew that going to the devil to seek for assistance was wronger ..
So one day .

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So one day I lay on the bed and was in deep thoughts, air conditioner blowing my head , with Sandra (girl I met in the club) sleeping beside me,
Like play Like play Sandra has turned herself to my girlfriend,she now comes often ,I got to find out that she is truly a student.

This is just my 5th month in Lagos and I was already living like this , I have more than a 100 thousand naira in my account, I now own an iPhone 6s gold which happens to be the top iPhone then ,my wardrobe has grown larger with designer wears ,I wake up in the morning and I do nothing than smoke weed,drink play ps4 , Eat Fancy fast food , Go to hotels/ club. Stay up on the laptop all night and the cycle continues the next day

Yes I'm a graduate of the university,but even if I get a job of 200k ,which is almost impossible in this our wicked country,by the time you remove transport fare,,light bill,feeding and rent bills,the remaining money would barely be enough to live the kind of lifestyle I desire , how many years will I save before I buy a car of my choice or build the house I want ..

I decided I will do the Jazz , at least something must kill a man , a voice in my head was telling me to do it, make enough money , invest in business and quit , which I agreed to .
David already assured me that it has nothing to do with blood or human being whatsoever , my mind was made up .

I gently cuddle Sandra ,she woke up and she knows what I mearnt,we went on another round of sex , as I was pounding away enjoying the juice of this beautiful young woman , I know that I have gone on a path I might never return..


I told David I was ready to do the jazz ,he was happy ,but he told me that I would have to wait for T-money to come so that we can all go together.
Although I have never met this T-money of a guy ,but my friend and his friends always talk about him ,they always refer to him as baba( father ) . According to them T-money is the richest,and the one that brings mouth watering deals for them to run..

They told me T-money specializes in hacking and wire fraud ,I got to find out that he owns 2 Benz and one Toyota muscle , T-money bought two houses ,one on the island which is his private home and one on the mainland which he takes prostitutes or girls to,his guys also live in this house.

T-money started with cashy but blew so big that he became a boss and had so many guys under him learning work,while some just hang around him

David told me the story of how one day when him ,cashy and T-money traveled to kishi ( a village in oyo)
To meet one powerful baba for jazz, according to him when they arrived there the baba told them that the jazz he wants to do for them is so powerful that it is the jazz itself that will select who is fit to do it ..
After consultation,the jazz chose T-money ,the baba told them that T-money will be with him for 3 days for the fortification .

After three days they went back to meet T-money And he was done , when they got back to the hotel, David said him and cashy asked T-money what happened during the 3 days but that he refused to answer ,. David claimed when they ask again , that he bursted into tears and told them not to ask him what happened. They were confused but that nobody brought the issue up since then ..
After 2 months that T-money got back he picked some money that run into millions, he bought his house in lekki from the proceeds ,

I started wondering what could have happened but I quickly rub it off my mind cos it's his life and not my business.

The day T-money arrived at our apartment,I quickly went out to meet this legend I have been hearing about,when I met him ,he greeted me like we have been friends for a long time , I noticed tattoos all over him , hands and chest , he brought codiene , Hennessy and skunk Bible ..


He looked very young and was talking very slow and funny like someone high on drugs I later got to find out that T-money loves codiene so much that he drinks at least 6 bottles every day .
Later that night we set out again but this time T-money was in charge,and he took us to lekki all the way from the mainland.
I'mmediately we drove into the compound and T-money stepped out , everybody was hailing him ,he was like a celebrity,from the gateman to the cleaner to the staffs of the Lounge..the m.c also aknowledge his presence by showering him praise saying his pocket will never run dry .

we sat down

So I was banned on Nairaland..

After that the mods Deleted all the post on my profile..

Then I got a mail from a mod saying my username (Mtvbaseng) is the reason behind my problems on NL.. I was told to deactivate and come back with my own username...




So Let's Re - cap


shocking story) by Mtvbaseng: 5:11am
Yahoo Yahoo ( internet Fraud ) seems to be the new cool Today, while some people are just joining the trend others seem to have master the art .
I first discovered Yahoo the year 2005/06 .Back then Yahoo was only practiced by few people ,
Back in our area ,there was this Bros then,he wears the latest designer clothes,rocks brand sneakers, drives a cool car and dates pretty girls,this guy was the biggest boy in our area then he was the envy of every guy in the hood and guys like me and my best friend aspire to live that kind of lifestyle my best friend David ( not real name ) and I decided we will do Yahoo .
It wasn't easy for us though, back then there was no Android phone , we had to go to Cafe and buy ticket to browse, we would save money and spend hours after school in the cafe , going on dating site , looking for a client ( white woman or man to dupe ).. omo it was as if we were cursed , no single client fell for our tricks , I remember me and my friend going to the big Bros in our Hood to pls teach us a thing or two , but everything he taught us seemed not to work .
Fast forword a year later I was done with secondary school, and after my waec my parents relocated to Abuja , I was in contact with my best friend for a while but later we lost ways to communicate , I got admission to the university and along the way lost total interest In Yahoo Yahoo..
After graduating I left Abuja for Lagos to pursue greener pastures., I had reconnected with my friend on Facebook and he gave me address of his place , once I arrived Lagos I called his number and he gave me directions,



On getting to the area he lives my first observation was the houses were top class , only the rich would be able to afford those kind of building, my first assumption was that maybe my friends dad later got rich cos unlike me , he was not from a comfortable home .
On getting to his gate he came out to meet me we hugged and we were just so happy to meet again,he was looking good ,I noticed he now rocks tattoos,He then led me upstairs to his apartment, Soon as he opened the door I was greeted with a strong air of weed , skunk,acohol and very loud hip hop music ,

As we stepped in he introduced me to his two friends, cashy and yakpa (not real names ) ,there were two ladies in the apartment too , young girls probably in thier early twenties,they were on bum short and revealing top ,I Iooked around and was amazed at the things I'm seeing ,from ultra HD plasma TV to leather chairs,PS4,I also noticed that they were all holding iPhones ,I sat down on the couch and as I was settling down cashy offered me skunk ,I took it and puff not wanting to embarrass my friend,


I have so many questions running through my mind but I told myself to calm down.david then led me into his own room,the apartment was a 3 bedroom apartment and all self ensuite,once we got in I arranged my clothes in his wardrobe and sat down on his bed ,he had an air conditioner ,a fridge , plasma TV ,and DStv in his room,I also noticed his apple laptop,he was asking me about Abuja and my journey when I interrupted him and asked the question that has been burning in my heart , David abeg tell me what's all this things I'm seeing ,What are you into now ?.


David then went on to narrate his whole story, according to him ,when I left for Abuja ,he got a lady pregnant in the hood and his dad sent him out of the house saying if he can impregnate a woman then he is man enough to take care of himself and his family,he had no choice than to turn to the streets ,he first worked as a petrol attendant but the money was small,while he was there he did runs( illegal deals) with his Co workers but the management found out and sacked them,he had to start working for one man as a recharge card and sim card seller ,that was how he met cashy who was a Yahoo boy ,they became friends and cashy offered to teach him Yahoo .

He quitted his job to start staying with cashy in his self contain apartment,at first client were not paying ,he said whenever he meets a client and he ask for money the person would just stop texting/replying,he was into dating scam


When cashy realised that my friend was not getting money,he then told him the main secret to how he makes the client pay which is by the use of jazz , cashy took him to one baba. Who made incision on his hand,which was why he got tattoos , That's when I realized that most Yahoo boys do not get tattoos just because it looks cool but because they are hiding marks..

He came back but though the client started paying but the money was small and not frequent, he said he can receive 200 dollars today and won't see another cash until another 4/5 months he had like 3 clients and all of them were proving stubborn, he told me cashy was having the same issues too.. that was when felt they need another baba with more powerful jazz, he told me how they go to villages in different states , doing jazz up and down, he said it got a stage that he lost count of the number of jazz he has done or the places they had gone from Oyo to ibadan to ilorin .they were always on the road..
Long story short he finally did one that works and boom he made his first cash ,which was about 4 million naira ,the money never stopped pouring in since then although sometimes not as much but it was frequent..


Him and cashy relocated to thier current apartment ,I also got to find out that cashy own a Lexus Jeep while my friend drives a Honda anaconda , wow I replied ,I know there are Yahoo boys but didn't think that shit was real but here is my best friend I was lost for words,I had my bath , changed my clothes and then join them in the parlor ,I connected quickly with his other friends and they all assumed I was a Gee boy too ,
By 8pm David informed me to get dressed as we would be going out ,I quickly put on fine clothes ,and joined them downstairs, I stepped into my friend's car and his friends took the Lexus Jeep with the two girls and we drove out , we arrived at an hotel , we went to the bar , sat down and everyone was taking orders.before you know it our table was filled with drinks, goat meat,asun e.t.c the music was loud and girls kept coming and going , probably looking for potential customer , we was at the bar till 12pm ,when my friend told me we would be leaving,I was happy to finally go home and get some sleep cos my Abuja -lagos trip was already taking a toll on me couple with the few drinks I just had .

I was surprised to end up at a club instead ,we walked in and we were seated ,now I have never seen a stripper before in my life ,only on t.v or American movie but this club had a stripper, a hot lady naked from head to toe dancing on a pole in Lagos Nigeria,I was shocked ,but to my surprise no one was paying attention to her ,I realized that I was the only JJC ..


I'mmediately we were seated my friend ordered a casket,. As the waiter was coming with the coffin shaped pack of drinks , there was some sort of alarm and fire crackers on the drink, staff of the club started snapping us and I later got to know that you get that kind of treatment when your order a casket .casket contains expensive drinks from moet to champagne.


All eyes were on us cos obviously nobody had ordered a casket that night , but then the guys seated next to us ordered a casket too and the same treatment was given to them ,

Before I could say jack my Friend had ordered Another casket ( pls understand that we were yet to start drinking the ones before us )


The guys next to us too got the message he was passing and ordered another casket, then the M.C started making funny comments like "Tackle for tackle " na today we go know ' you no get money hide your face " .. wire wire ... E. T. C

Wow I realized it was a competition, at the end my friend won after 5 casket , the other guys got embarrassed or so , because they payed the waiter and left i'mmediately without opening thier drinks .now we have about 20 + drinks before us and don't forget we were already full before we got there , we enjoyed the moment tho as the M.C kept praising my friend and the staff taking our pictures like we were celebrities.. I got to found out later that a casket cost around 150k - 500k ... And my friend poured out almost a million that night ...



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I was shocked,we left the club an hour later ,my friend found a girl he likes there a pretty curvy lady ,he made me choose a lady too. The other two friends aleady had two girls making us 8 .we left the club and head to another hotel ,cashy paid rooms for all four of us 6k each .my friend bid me farewell and each guy with his own babe heading to the room Attached to the key we were given ..

While in the room the babe told me her name was Sandra probably fake name ,she was impressed with our display of wealth at the club and was probably thinking I'm one rich Yahoo guy,she wanted to start telling me her life stories but I cut her short ,kissed her ,we started cuddling and next thing we were having sex ,we made love for dew minutes before I slept , woke up 8 am the next morning to my phone ringing .

David was calling to check on me and also to tell me that we will be staying at the hotel till evening, I replied ok, I turned to the babe beside me and ask her if she was going anywhere ?. She gave me a No as an answer ,then I asked her how much is my price cos I want you to stay with me till tomorrow,she then feign anger .she said she's not a prostitute ,that she school in laspotech .
She was bored so she followed her friend to the club and when I called her ,she answered me because she likes me personally not because she's a prostitute.maybe she was honest (but I was too smart to trust a girl I met in a club)

I apologized to her and we go on another round of hot sex ,after that we got to know each other ,she told me all about her life and bla bla bla ,

We ordered food ,I was behaving like I had millions in my account but unknown to her my friend was actually the one paying the bills,we left the hotel later that night ,she wanted to follow me home but I told her my friend was staying over And he will use my room ,she replied that we can stay in the parlor now

Long story short she ended up spending a Week with me ,she was enjoying the constant evening trips to different places, The day she was leaving I gave her 20k .. my friend actually gave me 30k to give her but I gave her 20 instead since we have turned to boyfriend and girlfriend.she was happy !. She left and we kept in touch,

That was the begining,I immediately fell in love with yahop Yahoo all over again , I begged my friend to teach me , which he did , I opened a Facebook account, got an hangout email, he gave me a client. Taught me how to bomb site ( Hack your way into complicated dating sites that Ness top verification such as credit card and phone number)

The dating site that was turning boys to millionaire then was Zoosk . Com.. I quickly got on . But unknown to me I was in for a greater and wider surprise