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Give her few hours she is chopping dick let her finish first

She told me she's a virgin so she can't be chopping Dick

iamadonis2:
Pack of soft drinks...

Charger or earpiece.

Or a used android phone from a distressed seller.

But no you’d rather trade moans for financial strength

Errr.... Next time I'll put that in mind ... Just that u nairananders have bad mouth

iamadonis2:
So let me understand this...

You put up a pathetic story. Earned 20k from Lovethaa and promptly proceeded to send a babe 3k just for bleeps?

You’re in the same cycle; no end in sight for you. This is the exact reason why a lot of people end up unproductive. That 20k would have bought you a “product” that you can resell this evening to make profit.

Well, I hope you have the mental prowess to continue churning more pathetic stories.

Product kee you there... Pls tell me which product will 20k buy or what business can it start ??.. I

Nanaborga:
Bros , dem don play you 2go format for 2020

It’s even possible say na one broda shaggi you dey follow communicate since thinking say na sister shaggi , just lockup and stop thinking she has been kidnapped or had accident , your 3k don jappa

3k japa just like that ... Dem no born her well .. make I wait till 6pm before I conlude

The6thAustralia:
3k minus the 20k you won on that other thread is enough for her naa. you naa rich man

What are you trying to say?..... Instead of you to send me consoling messages and give me postive assurance that she I'd save and will soon arrive

Sirmuel1:
Give me her number, let me help you call her.

U for kuku ask for housr address too.. open mouth waaaa spit for phone

Guys pls so I have been talking with this babe on Facebook for a while .. she stays at ojota while I stay at jakande ajah.
I asked her to come spend Christmas with me and she told me to send money,
Yesterday I send 3k for her transport to come and she told me she would start coming early this morning, I have been calling her since morning and her phone is switched off..

I hope there is no accident recorded today ?.. cos I'm really worried for her ..

Modified
I just saw her calls from a strange number , she was crying saying she' was obbed and want me to send another 2k to her so she can start coming , .
I have sent it .. Hopefully she will soon come ... Shame on smellysperm and hashtagged

Modified
I hate women from now on.... How can you scam me of my hard earned money .. na now my eye don clear. ......

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I had one when I went to visit a friend he cooked food I don't know what he put inside and 1hr later it started having effect, I was watching a movie and suddenly I was inside the movie, I felt getting shot, and I started hallucinating my head was like it wanted to explode I went to shower and it was like I was standing in the rain. He latertoldme when it was too late

Lol.... That part u saw yourself in the movie off me.. lwkmd... Chai

Chai .
Weed is not for the saint hearted , I first tried weed when I was a bit younger , and truth be told I did not see anything special in it apart from one small headache that followed

That day happened to be a Sunday I went to see a friend of mine as per joblessness,
When I got to his house I Met some other guys about 4 of them , every one of them was with a wrap of skunk.
They asked me to sit down and join them , na so they wrap one mole give me make I smoke ..
Now this crazy guys did not tell me that what I'm about to smoke is a combination of weed, skunk and Arizona mixed together..
I took one small puff and blazed it out like a real smoker . Na so my friend vex , saying I'm wasting his smoke . He told me to puff it in deeply and let it go into my system and not blaze it out..

I told him no wahala , so I took one long puff and tried to inhale the smoke ,. He was happy and we started gisting on different topics ..
As the discussion was going on I realized that I am growing taller and all my friends are becoming shorter, (Pls this is no joke )
I was literally looking at them from a very high top ,. Then next thing I saw my friends pointing at me and laughing ..

I was scared because I thought I was already misbehaving, I tried to stand up but the ground is now higher ,.omo at this point I started begging for help , I literally thought I have gone mad...i don't know what I was doing exactly but next thing my friend carried me to the bathroom and was pouring water on my head ..

They gave me glucose to take but with everything my head keep standing and I kept screaming... Chai I will never forget that day.... I quickly made a promise to baba GOD sey if he save me I won't smoke again...

Somehow Sha I survived,
the next day when I was myself my friends showed me a video clip where they ask if I'm high ? I told them no . then they say if I'm not high I should read A-Z...naso I read A-Z and even 1-100 ..for the video ,I was even crying and telling them to stop laughing in the video .......chai

Who else have that high experience

Jemiwizzy:
I don't have anywhere to go I don't want to go back to where am not welcome anymore they will treat me more bad I need accommodation to stay in I don't have any clue on what to do now and I don't have any body to help me financially all I just want is peace of mind.

I can offer you a chance to stay with my sister and get something job doing,. But then again the last time I tried that. Turns out the girl I wanted to help was a guy and not one guy but 3 guys . I was robbed and I received beating

fuckaholic25:
oh, lmao... he's successfully ignored!!! thanks jare

Replying yourself..it's obvious you own the two account , trying so hard to make it look like you have someone taking your sides

IceColdVeins:
Kindly ignore that nigga and his buffoonery. He is the one winning his own giveaways

You're the real Buffon... It's obvious u wish yo be in my shoes... And go and check the thread I wasn't the only one who won... Buffon

fuckaholic25:
it's staff not staffs, alright? my moniker? I think u should check urs!!! anyways,u re not worth my time!!!

Better go and get a job .. so u don't rot on Nairaland

fuckaholic25:
I was expecting to use that word 'simp'... u re an illiterate and ignorant, u re just privilrge to have a phone coz if u had read my post well, u would see I stated that I wasn't taking sides! FYI, I am full time MGTOW not some stupid shits y'all claim on here!!! in real life, u don't even get to talk to me anyhow, well, it's faceless afterall, asshole!

By thier moniker u shall know them , what sane person would call himself fuckaholic .. that's because yourr life is bleeped ... Talking about I can't talk to you in real life.. who are you ?... Empty vessel makes the loudest noise.... Do u know who I am ?... Who knows u might even be one of my staffs

anslem04:
And i wish these was not a faceless forum, you go sha recognise your father lets see how you 4 slap am gone on google kor went on wikepedia nii.

Exactly... because I'm also someone father .. infact a father of two ..

Nnamebuka:
Let him be. He's one of the beneficiaries of his yahoo yahoo xmas gift below.


Here's the link: https://www.nairaland.com/6325632/christmas-gift-fellow-nairalnders

For all I know, the money he shared for xmas to unsuspecting Nairalanders could have been the bidding of his cele church. Stripping people of their destiny in the name of financial help. I'm sorry for all these online beneficiaries of these unsolicited helps.

You're only pained for not winning... Anyways drop ypur account I can still help you with sth

fuckaholic25:
as much as I don't wanna take sides, u re d silly one coz her post was harmless!

Its obvious you're a simp . U think taking her sides will make her pm you?.. sick fellow

westlius:
Did she call ur name or na u beat her

Go and wash plates unless u won't eat this morning

BigJoe19:
You write like a mad person. What's all these mumbo-jumbo and how does it concern Nairalanders?

I swear ... Fear women

Zzor:
The idiot woman beater is among those who insult us all over this forum,let him hide his head in shame, I can recognize all the women beaters on this forum from their comments, if he has power let him come and beat me too,that will be his last time of ever hitting someone,rubbish boy

You better don't try to take sides when it comes to lovers .. tomorrow now Op will wake up and say he proposed and I say yes and post pre wedding pictures

anslem04:
Naa where your sense reach you talk reach, a man who works on himself & showers himself more attention will most definitely get attention of all gurls i.e cheap hoes, slay queen, area housewives, and the tention to themselves,
tell me all those gurls they picked are not rare gems.

I wish I can give you slap right now !..,but I won't bring my self so low to your standards because it's obvious you've gone on Google before u replied me this your meaniless epistle

You're very silly for bringing your private matters online ... And all the curse will definitely go back on your head .. typical nigerian women , when the going is sweet nobody will hear but when it turns sour , you will come online .And be making stupid noise ... Must you tag his name on this thread?..

True Love endures.. life is a spiritual and very deep... Maybe he's going too far but if u truly love him , sit him down. Talk to him about what he is doing wrong .
Tell him to follow you to your church too and let your pastor pray for him .
. have a mature conversation on the matter with him.. if he loes you he will stop..

Rhodaogunpeju:
Omg!! Thank you and God bless you.. I just got the alert

Smellysperm is coming for u

5hanklee:
Realgboy = lovethaa

They are always creating fictional and funny stories just like the story about how lovethaa met his wife.

Alright bro.... If I fine and get money like Lovethaa I no go dey Nairaland dey create funny threads

SmellySperm:
wish me well my fellow Nairalanders

If this is not you and you're joking with someone predicament then you need help.. I pray u give birth to a son like this so u know what it feels like ...

Post naked pics or walk past his house naked ... Shediot open your mouth waaaa spit for phone

Kilishihunter:
Wey the credit alert, this your Nonsense can dissuade real helpers from helping you. Mumu man

Lol... God has sent me my helper already and he will still send more, if you know what 20k had solb d in the last few hours u would create a thread thanking God for me

SmellySperm:
look boy, you're the Lovethaa, he's right,I was the second dude he picked in his thread yesterday after u but till now i no see shi shi alert

stop fooling around with people boy

Brother Go to his thread and complain there ...
Better go and wash your with hypo

PopSmoke:
Mr man you are the lovetha and stop sending money to yourself

Alright bro ... Dey there

danietohbadt:
Weyrey, later you'll start another thread telling us how a lady asked you what you want from her.
Na babes you one spoil now, your fellow men you no remember em

Who fellow men epp.... You get boobs or ass ?

Herbephe1:
You mean DANLADI,the wheelbarrow pusher??

Lol.... Chai... Open your mouth waaaa.,.