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Feddytune:
most Nigerian men have small cucumber....... it's saddening ..... and @op size matters ... but I'm more into the pocket size

you know this because you have tasted different Nigerian men .... LovePeddler

Rhodaogunpeju:
my deer size really matters alot .. I'm a lady so I know .. but two things are involved.. if your cucumber is average and your lady is a virgin it will be big to her but if she's the type that has tasted bigger Gbola she will definitely cheat on you...

And pray that your vigrin too sticks with you because once she tastes big Gbola there is no going back...


sadly most women marries men with average cucumber because most men with bigger ones are mostly players ....

I really pity your husband

I have a friend who really has a small cucumber and he's been feeling sad lately because his ex whom he caught cheating have an excuse that she cheated because she was not enjoying thier love making due to his cucumber size .

This was the same girl , he bought an iphone 11 for immediately it came out, I mean this guy does everything for her ... I have seen my friend cucumber and it is average when he is not a porn. star .

.now my guy is all over the internet trying to buy drugs to make his cucumber bigger... which brings me to the question does size really matter ?..... I mean I can swear that ned nwoko has small cucumber but yet look at the numbers of pretty ladies he control or are they cheating behind him ??

Offpoint1:
What if life is the devil curse and death God blessings?

What if we're not really living, everything is just an illusion?

What if you die and realize you've wasted so much time living?

What if we were never meant to be here?

What if you die and realize there are greater problems?

What if death is the solution or not?

What if...?

What if kill you there ....

Angelacruz:
Very funny...sniper is now free

Is now free so ?

fuckaholic25:
u re going bananas, op

but you copied it

Rhodaogunpeju:
Actually those people are nice . begging you to leave this harsh country to rest in a better place
.

when you get there help me greet my grandma... although she's in heaven. and I'm not sure you will get there

Better place kill you there ...why not go to the better place too.... What makes you so sure your grandma is in heaven...

Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

coputa:
You lacks patient and the ability to go after what you want.(a goal getter). Good and valuable things in life are not easy to come by, you keep pushing, despite failure and not when you hit a brick wall,you give up and run away.


The word "NO"simply means " next opportunity",do no run away look for another opportunity to strike.

Thank you ..

icetrimz:
do you think he'll be having 100k+ to buy a phone if he had nothing doing ??

btw, what business could 100k get someone these days??

Church business.....

anochuko01:
I am just like the op so i totally understand what he's saying.
I have spent over two years chasing just two different girls, but i presently wont do that for a month because ive realized it doesnt change anything.
The interesting thing is that ladies who are in their late 20s wont do that because theyre readily available to be married asap. So when op reaches that stage/age, he would face less stress or resistance.
Some of these ladies think the world was made for them alone, so one needs to put them in their places keep your respect intact.

spoke well... but mind you I'm in my late twenties

To all those guys that are single and you have time and MB or credit to waste . I shall help your ministry by giving you phone numbers of women


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location - Abuja
status -. Upper class
religion. -. christianity
Number /WhatsApp. -. 07060943432
mentality -. Classy

(2). Name - Grace
location. - Lagos
status. -. God hands
Religion. -. Complicated
number /WhatsApp. 0706098 6149

SultanYoung:
Hi for Redmi 9 Pro.
. . . You will never regret it

remove 100k ... use it to start business... you will thank me later .....

dannyrhymes600:
one popular dude that hawks Ghana puff puff in Lagos

Lwkmd

sunvillequeen:
Oya give him the 100k

send account

sunvillequeen:
Oya give him the 100k

let her send account number

Fast rising musician Alo innas made an allegation against Nigerian superstar wizkid on Snapchat earlier today.. The latter accused wizkid of having a shrine in his house..
Wizkid made an announcement on Snapchat last year May" hinting us on a possible addition to his star boy crew after posting a video of alo innas filling what looks to be a recording contract form.. Later this year wizkid made another announcement about another artiste terry ryn on social media.. Worried fans felt bad for alo innas.
During a radio interview this week, Alo innas was asked why he wasn't on star boy label.. The singer made a shocking statement accusing wizkid of having a shrine in his house that he consults before he sign a new artiste.. He claimed the singer was delighted to sign him after his oracle told him he is a glorious child.. But he left the house due to fear and also religious beliefs.. Wizkid has a shrine in his house, ...
Wizkid confirmed this allegations when he tweeted that alo innas could not take risks
Now we know why he bought a Goat..



MODIFIED:
We finally reached out to both parties ,wizkid had decided not to speak concerning this issue , labelling it as "Irrelevant and waste of my time " .Alo innas however will be coming out live for interview on IGTV. we will be serving you the hot hot ... follow us @Mtvbasewest on Twitter and Instagram

Alo Innas ... na Nairaland make me know you o

laluski:
This boy looks like the boy I used to sell condemn iron to

so you are a condemned iron seller... how did u get on Nairaland

mosdii:
Never Love A Nigerian Girl Because Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

True talk but erm mosdi .. if all Nigerian Girls are useless who you want marry ?.... kenya girls ?

Feddytune:
thank God you have a mom in Nigeria.... she must be proud of your post.... it is still guys like you that go behind and beg women for number.. but online you claim alpha male ..

A typical Nigerian woman... no manner's

Kriss216:
How can you be foolish enough to think you'll find a responsible lady in Nigeria?

lol

Rhodaogunpeju:
what has responsibility got to do with what I said ?.. coming from a guy that stole a woman's money from her purse and still had the effrontery to create a thread on it

I smh..... you just open your mouth and spit on your phone ... better clean it up.... for your information I could afford to give u 100k.. I spent the money just to teach her a lesson

SmellySperm:
lol pastor wey fit no get better anointing..

omor na japa things oh

you get sense .. lol

Rhodaogunpeju:
She prefers his Gbola to yours

And I thought u were a responsible lady

kingkoboko:
U're doing well *in Mr Macaroni's voice*

There's nothin wrong wit u abeg. But u need 2stop blockin them. Unless they're bombardin u wit unwanted nudes sha. Hehehe...

i luv ur no-nonsense mentality wallahi. U're d kind of guy that babes fall 4 wen they realize that u no get time 2 waste time.

Once again, stop blockin them. Jst delete their numbers 4rm ur phone & wait 4them 2com back like prodigal lovers. *winks*

thank you

Feddytune:
Fast Rising musician Alo Innas has called out temi otedola for dumping him for Mr Eazi of all people ..

The musician claimed he would have been happy if he was dumped for wizkid or Kizz daniel but it hurt him more because she chose to dump him for Mr Eazi ...

The singer also shared a screenshot of temi otedola allegedly messaging him on instagram and begged her fans to pls ask her what's she's looking for ?

This guy Sha wan blow this year

mdokaba1:
Give-aways for up and coming artist is a subtle technique of gaining online following.

Now watch how many people flood his page, thus making him more popular.

They give not out of their abundance, but with the Sole aim of being noticed and gaining online presence.

is that not stupidity

Poorboy:
Tell me more, what is qmee all about?

Heya poor boy..

1F30M4:
Actually, he isn't looking for a good girl to start a reasonable relationship with.. He's only concerned about knowing how well his pen.is fits in their va.gi.na and how fulfilled it makes him feel.. Wetin im wan use her likes, dislikes and mindset do? Lmaoooo he already got one right though that is everybody likes(if not love) money therefore he simply gives them the illusion that he wants to send them money and most often than not they fall for it, he does his business and life goes on lol

Don't mind the mumu... no be only mindset na mathset

1F30M4:
Actually, he isn't looking for a good girl to start a reasonable relationship with.. He's only concerned about knowing how well his pen.is fits in their va.gi.na and how fulfilled it makes him feel.. Wetin im wan use her likes, dislikes and mindset do? Lmaoooo he already got one right though that is everybody likes(if not love) money therefore he simply gives them the illusion that he wants to send them money and most often than not they fall for it, he does his business and life goes on lol

Lol.. bros I tire o... mindset kor na mathset