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Career / Re: Shortages Have Destroyed My Job As A Barman! by RealGucci: 6:46am On Mar 01, 2018
no wonder
some p wicked o
dah was how one said my billbis 4k.
wen in reality it was 2500.
i jus say wtf
if i can loose 20k in a day
wtf is 4k.
since den i stopped going to that bar.
femi4:
Inflate the price of drinks for customers that you know can afford it.

2. Tax them once in a while and know their names
Health / Re: Pregnant Ghanaian Women Now Take Pills To Bleach Their Unborn Babies’ Skin by RealGucci: 6:43am On Mar 01, 2018
africa is a place d Devil loves so much
wtf
even unborn babies
shiiiit

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Romance / Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by RealGucci: 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2018
dats y i put cctv
everywhere
toilet o
kitchen o
outside o
even on phone.
i trust no bich
he shud shaply do yahoo
cause he don ova hammer
free stew laced with igbeh
inyama

yahoo plus boys
hear dis
dont eat direct
add it to stew and spice d shiit out

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Politics / Re: Military Employs Fishermen, Farmers To Search For Missing Dapchi Schoolgirls by RealGucci: 8:19pm On Feb 28, 2018
nigeria is a joke
can u imagine
wtf
soon they will employ god knows what
they are so lazy
but wen it comes to commando style of harassing innocent civilians..dem go dey agile
we are lost forever
Travel / Re: American Street Filled With Potholes You Don't See On TV (Photos & Video) by RealGucci: 8:13pm On Feb 28, 2018
scam
get lost
u go create accts tire
nobody go fall put
since apc and buhari took over
local scam don too many for nairaland
vijumilk47:
grin
Travel / Re: American Street Filled With Potholes You Don't See On TV (Photos & Video) by RealGucci: 8:11pm On Feb 28, 2018
normal na.
where they are blacks and white
u must see real and fake
na dia own computer village
and ladipo be dat
no wonder all those tokunbo cars dey knock with engine.
Crime / Re: ECO Bank Is The Worst Bank Of All Times by RealGucci: 8:02pm On Feb 28, 2018
next time
take a backpack filled with fuel.
if dey want to start dat dia its left for this
left for that talk.
simple
just drop the backpack and step away.
bring out cold london bazz and light it up.
if dem no fear u.
baba hog the backpack
and boko haram d bank abeg
turn dem to suya
for your own owo.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "My Father Was A Ritualist, Adeboye & Oyedepo Were Drug Dealers" by RealGucci: 5:51pm On Feb 28, 2018
its nothing new
we all know they are ritualists

jus as Igbos are drug mules and smugglers
so are afonjas hand in hand with ogume
Crime / Re: Scammer Builds Hotel In Lagos After Duping Lady With Fake Dollar Trick. Photos by RealGucci: 5:02pm On Feb 28, 2018
sars jus obtain 40k from me
unto say dem see many documents for phone
dey threaten me wit 200k
after much bargain
i had to go to atm and withdraw 40k.
and my spirit told me to drop my phone at home earlier o
buh i was stuborn
only for me to be going back home
i was glagged down by 3.30pm
sars men no geh levels abegi
any client wey i meet now
i go first bill am 500k first
before i start transfer .
i was fuckd up
culdnt buyfuel and do my wifi sub
40k don go o..
next time i wont go against my inner spirit.

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Celebrities / Re: Maleke Moye Idowu Sues 9mobile For N500 Million by RealGucci: 12:19pm On Feb 28, 2018
so some dumb tracks be property
abi
na naija we dey
baba
bail is free
dont mean u going scott free
dayowunmi:


LOL, u are funny. His chances of winning the case is high if he can prove his case. U call him lazy man? If someone steals your property will it be okay to term u lazy for seeking to get ur property back?
Celebrities / Re: Maleke Moye Idowu Sues 9mobile For N500 Million by RealGucci: 12:05pm On Feb 28, 2018
u feel say na yankee u dey
jus because u hear say one person hammer for airtel back den based on do not disturb ish wey airtel pay am was it 50m or 500m
u come feel say 9 aka 419 mobile send u message
baba go sleep
no food for lazy man
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angolans Play Dead To Protest Bad Road (Photos) by RealGucci: 10:42am On Feb 28, 2018
nigerians will soon start to copy copy

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Crime / Re: Scammer Who Met Lady On Badoo Tells Police How Many Times He Slept With Her.PICS by RealGucci: 10:36am On Feb 28, 2018
y do afonjas like local why
Politics / Re: Lagos APC Splits As Faction Forms Rival Group by RealGucci: 10:03am On Feb 28, 2018
all those false prophets dat only see and believe in doom before the gullible can believe they are God of Man would be

Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Wows In Underwear Photoshoot by RealGucci: 10:00am On Feb 28, 2018
women esp bbn female loosers
got nothing to offer at all
from beverly to gifty..i even rem back den a girl called ifi in dem bayos bbn version
they all remained loosers
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Teddy-A Celebrates After Sex With Bambam In The Toilet by RealGucci: 8:36am On Feb 28, 2018
God when will i hit 200m
i must learn alibaba

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Celebrities / Re: Face Mask: Peter Okoye, Olamide, Wizkid, Akpororo Trend For Nigerian Celebrities by RealGucci: 8:27am On Feb 28, 2018
sniper only
bich
bich
ai epp el chapo come home....

wetin hollywood don cast use am act sci fi movies wit 3D walls n fake labs..factory..
hollywood dey talk lie well sha.

even horror movies sef
while nollywood are still battling okpo movies.
palace movies...king and queen movies..dstv is filled wit shiiit..

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Car Talk / Re: Confirmed: Rolls-royce Cullinan SUV Is Coming With Suicide Doors (photos) by RealGucci: 7:38am On Feb 28, 2018
i go tell bank bullion van make dem match am
if hummer suv nor crush am
dangote truck must crush am
Romance / Re: I Saw Used Condom & My Girlfriend At Home, Should I Break Up With Her? by RealGucci: 6:32am On Feb 28, 2018
i cant find a bich i trust
wtfv
used condom at home
nawa o
her stinkin pekus don make u blind
break up wit d okpo
abegi
Autos / Re: Very Clean 2005 EOD Honda Avail For Sale In Lagos by RealGucci: 10:11pm On Feb 27, 2018
eod na eod
500k
wit resrayed bumpers

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Autos / Re: Registered 2003 Toyota Camry XLE SOLD by RealGucci: 10:08pm On Feb 27, 2018
toks na 1.4
u be thief

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Autos / Re: .. by RealGucci: 10:04pm On Feb 27, 2018
if u see buyer for 200
i go buy u beer
2crates
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2006. 1.4m by RealGucci: 10:03pm On Feb 27, 2018
be
boring edition
TV/Movies / Re: Man Hawking "Black Panther" In Lagos Traffic (Photo) by RealGucci: 10:01pm On Feb 27, 2018
hd and dvd rip neva come out
na cam view b all dis ones
cinema dub

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba's New Home In USA: How Did He Get The Money? Nigerians Ask by RealGucci: 8:59pm On Feb 27, 2018
ipob with and are known for one thing only.
and dat is

Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Using His 7-Year-Old Nephew For Rituals In Lagos. Photo by RealGucci: 4:54pm On Feb 27, 2018
u such a dummy
naso
try am
u go jus poof troway
Sagay212:
after people will be insulting SARS.. I swear if I join SARS today, All the yahoo boys in Nigeria will either travel out of this country or be or quit yahoo because I will make sure I frustrate and jail all of them. If i catch you driving any big car and you can't give me valid explanation as to what job you do and how you got the car, you'll be a dead man.

The most annoying thing is you see stinky dirty, rough buys forming yahoo and flaunting houses and cars on instagram without any reasonable source of income. SARS must continue ooo. If they arrest you, explain yourself and show proof that you are clean, if not na jail you dey go. Imagine how the bastard killed an innocent boy, his family for that matter all because he wants to pop champagne at quilox, travel to dubai, wear expensive clothes and jewelries and drive benz and range sport. he must be brutally dealt with till he dies.

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Autos / Re: Neat Camry 2004 With Exquisite Interior by RealGucci: 2:45pm On Feb 27, 2018
how much
oludolars:


No just the light spray on the Bumper.

No body filler

Highly maintained and neatly used
Autos / Re: Neat Camry 2004 With Exquisite Interior by RealGucci: 2:04pm On Feb 27, 2018
its been resprayed right
whats thd fault
and how much
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Shares Photos With Mo'hits Crew (Throwback) by RealGucci: 1:55pm On Feb 27, 2018
back then
with mo hits
we really aimed well
but had no hits
Celebrities / Re: "Jim Iyke Your Gucci Shoes Are Fake" - Fan Tells Actor, Jim Iyke Fires Back by RealGucci: 12:36pm On Feb 27, 2018
i dont do fakes bro
Bidexgarl:

Can u even afford the fake ones?
Events / Re: White Wedding Of Ejindu, Man Who Married 2 Wives In Abiriba, Abia Same Day by RealGucci: 12:10pm On Feb 27, 2018
poor man marries two wives
fuc d hell out of dem
dey bore 8 kids min
max 12kids
problem starts
kids get neglected
ogume now sets in

poor man does it during d day with no shame
only 30 and 20naira on d ground
rich foreva does it at night


Money Gang

Car Talk / Re: 11 Steps To Sell Your Used Car At A Profit by RealGucci: 12:08pm On Feb 27, 2018
u dont do auction export
chukel:
same copart

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