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pocohantas:
I thought it's a maximum security prison, for very criminal cases.

Why are we enemies?

Yes, it is.

We're enemies 'cos I have to mention your handle like a million times before I can get your attention. Even enemies have it better.

pocohantas:
Kirikiri?

You want to visit?
We are enemies btw.

ylaa:
And so? Wetin be this? Next story joor

Slow to speak indeed.

rheether:
Oh oh oh.. No kissing ft sark? Now I know.

Yup. Now you know.

Exceptionalgod:
he is cute

Who's cute?

rheether:
How many hits he get abeg? Apart from make am I don't know of any of his song again

You don't know No Kissing? Rheether is a bush girl E-I-E-I-O!

God over everything.

Raine80:
Won't happen, I have a very different perspective to how you view life. Yours is governed by checks and balances real and imagined. I don't have that burden.

Raine80. Chill. Phew!!!

Yuneehk:
Locust bean

Wow! You're a genius. So what is weak erection?

WomanOfRace:
Life is reality.

Yeah. Sometimes it's like we're just pillow-fighting with life and then suddenly it lands a dizzy uppercut, and we're like: "why did you do that, I thought we were just playing?" And life will be like: "shoo! I'm life. I do that sometimes. Next time expect anything". So you're not wrong, WomanOfRace; you're right. And for that reason, I'll stop contemplating tagging you as WomanOfCraze. Don't thank me, you earned it.

khiaa:
I can't help it, I love to laugh. I come here just for the laughs because some of the topics are so stupid that you can't help but to laugh.

*fistbump*
Hehe...like my signature reads: "Just Be Happy!"

khiaa:
You can go!!

You can go too!

See how we're grinning like mental patients? Can you now see you're very good at encouraging madness?

WomanOfRace:
You really tagged me o....lol


Abeg, l'm no racist. You are not him, l can swear to that and live.

Life is but a dream.

khiaa:
LMAO You guys are hilarious and crazy. Why don't you put a paper bag over her head and take her out at night and show her a good time.

Stop encouraging madness!

RealHaute:
@ Sandrahnaub ...That body: I like your shape o. Never thought I could like a short girl's shape. You know what? Change your profile pic to an innocent pic of your face so I can pretend I've never seen your shape, and purify my intentions (whatever that means).

@Sandrahnaub ....I apologize for this post. Can't believe I typed that. I must have been high on paracetamol when I made the post.

She looks lost.

Ahan! Enough of this nonsense abeg. Abi wetin this girl get wey our very own IamDaisy no get? Let's join hands together and make some nairalanders popular jor. After IamDaisy, we'll make folakemigeh popular. Then we'll start charging money from the rest.

This is completely unacceptable. Pocohantas ....quit your job and pack your bags. We're going to India to protest.

I don talk am say some nairalanders dey post from Yaba left. This OP is a perfect example.

WomanOfRace:
The fair guy beside...bad belle. lol

Yes, Racist Woman. Why are you asking about me?

Safiaa:
okay.

Communication links up. Signal corps doing a hell of a job.

Not when they're mad over you.

Who dem be? And why dem dey cover magazine?

This girl is not fine.

BoosBae:
Lol, I didn't violate any rule. You are on your own o

Then I win! I'm so elated. Now I have an excuse to leave work and go see a movie.

@ Sandrahnaub ...That body: I like your shape o. Never thought I could like a short girl's shape. You know what? Change your profile pic to an innocent pic of your face so I can pretend I've never seen your shape, and purify my intentions (whatever that means).

BoosBae:
It's up there for everyone to see, so how is it disrespectful?? I wasn't talking about his scrotum nau, haba

Well, apology accepted.

*handshake*
WWIII has come and gone.
OMG! You just violated the terms of the ceasefire by typing "scrotum". Should we go back to war?

TooNoisy:
h

Shh! You're TooNoisy. Are you also TooNoisy is za oza room?

BoosBae:
I'm not interested in your quotation marks. I don't do disrespectful jokes. Smh

Okay. I apologize. No need to plant mines on my lawn. But you were disrespectful to the groom-to-be too.

Safiaa:
okay.

Agent Safi. Did you get the package? I repeat: did you get the package?

BoosBae:
Olodo! You can't have beards somewhere else. Are you a graduate?? I weep!

Smh...didn't you see the quotation marks? Someone cannot even be discreet with you. You'll just out the person without knowing. Pay close attention next time.