₦airaland Forum

Safiaa:
Yeah i do.

Too bad I have 12 diccks. I'd be too much for you to handle.

Safiaa:
11 looks nice.

You want 11 big diccks?

ZarZar:
Old enough.

To blow a whistle?

Pocohantas ...what type of troll are you?

Queenbeee:
I might be a teeny weeny little bit guilty of the grammar police trolling. Some people can murder english

To the gallows oh yea troll! You have only two options: give head or give your head!!

Lmao! Chai! I'm something else on Nairaland.

Why he dey look like person wey lost?

Pocohantas ...cum and see your friends. Cum fast.

He did so well in Unilorin. He's a pioneer.

Awww....Touching. May her soul continue to rest in peace.

Very good. While some governors are hosting BBN housemates.

pocohantas:
Any wo(man) that allows you have a side chick openly
1. Doesn't love you.
2. Plans to use you for ritual.
3. Has a main guy (chick). You sef na im own side-person .

Quote me anywhere.
Even animals are territorial.

I like you pocohantas. I really do. You come across as one of those ladies who never went to university but widened their scope through self-education and eventually bettered their university-trained colleagues in both knowledge and achievements. So pocohantas, how does it feel to have never seen the four walls of a lecture theatre, and how easy is life for an autodidact?

Chai! Pocohantas ...I cover your ovaries with the blood of Jesus.

Chai! So na pocohantas be that?

computergeek:
That's it. Let the freaking cowards come out and beat this one.

Let's face it. She's in really bad shape. She has 'blind spots', and reduced mobility. Would be a walk in the park.

And FYI, I don't beat women. Just saying.

I just tire for these bloggers. Dominique the capitalist non-critic, please help do the needful.

Airforce1:
900k Ghana cedis is 63million Naira

So they'll dash him 900k cedis the moment he lands there?

RaeMystix:
Never knew there was conflict to begin with.

I feel safe now.

trustyshoess:
Sometimes I wonder if Nigerian leaders ever feel ashamed of themselves

Everyone's calling you their brother for some weird reason. Can't miss out. So....my brother, Nigerian leaders don't give a flying fucck about the populace, as they're only in it to line their pockets. I've always tried to be optimistic about Nigeria, but that optimism is now waning. Gosh! I need a hug.

pocohantas:
Handsome young man. If na some guys,they'll carry all the babes in hood and enter Quilox. He still needs to move out though.


If this guy insults some Nairaland guys, I am sure they won't hit him.
They'll walk away... They'll remember the bible verse that implores we should be slow to act, but if na woman...they'll turn John Cena.

Even if im insult their ancestors, they will tell him...

As a military guy, I never walk away.

RaeMystix:
Okay.

That tone. Is there a war brewing?

Pocohantas .... These cases are just too rampant. Maybe you should start an NGO.

Glory be to God.

Lol... Pocohantas ...come chop cane o.

1bkaye:
The more logical sex strike again

Thank goodness he didn't kill her

Stop it.

SlimBrawnie:
Errrrm....Actually, I'd obviously always be 17, that is evident in my DP, you nko?

Lol...don't flatter yourself too much. Me? I'm 6 years old nah. Do I seem older?

pocohantas:
Smh...banters indeed.
For your failure to recognise sarcasm and reverse psychology I'll just ignore, today is a good day.

Nope. Herein lies the reverse psychology; not in your initial post. You can't floss me with psychology, Poco; else you'll find yourself being rammed with psychological techniques : cos I'm a master at it.

Glad you're having a good day btw.

*white flag*

With her tiny bum-bum. Better go sit down somewhere. Smh! If say nah Kenonze dey twerk now. Tsunami for happen for Lagos. No allow that girl near any large body of water o.

This calls for a dislike button on Nairaland. I already have some people in mind. I will dislike all their comments without perusing them.

Pocohantas ....Nothing. I just felt like mentioning you.

SlimBrawnie:
Pardon me, but the tummy in the 1st pic.......

Meanwhile I'm sure most of those men never wore that cap during their childhood

Opportunity comes but once

When will you be 17?

Tracyomo:
What's the moral behind this?

The moral behind the mural? Take a closer look at the mural.

pocohantas:
Really?
I'll let that slide...

Lol...Good. It's just banter anyways.

Pocohantas will try to avoid this thread.

Oh. There she is....

pocohantas:
Before judging the woman, can we ask what he did?
You know men are evil and annoying.
He was probably running his mouth, or abusing her emotionally. Everyone has a limit you know.

Now, I hope people like martyns303 can see why violence is bad.
Please come write us a nice story. I am sure you should have one...

Men are evil and annoying. That's all you can say? So abusing her emotionally warranted a physical response. See double standards. You're starting to sound like you have serious daddy issues, poco.

itzkissabel:
u want to test?

Of course. Time and location?

pocohantas:
Na una work na.
Prick administrators...
Bending Rangers...

Lol...you're very funny. I'm actually very romantic. It isn't all about sex for handsome guys cos you get way too many offers. It's really not a big deal. Sometimes I just want to cuddle.
You like to cuddle?