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pocohantas:
I'm serious, I don't like them fair.
Okay, do you taste like banana?

Too bad for them. I'm not too fair.
How would I know? I've never tasted myself. How can we find out?

luminouz:
OK bro! Enjoy d package!!

Nah brah! I'm feeling generous. You should have her him.

pocohantas:
I don't like fair guys.
I don't like mango either...

Lol...That tone. Poco-a-poco, am I safe?

luminouz:
N who d fvck is folakemigeh?

She is a guy. Don't tell them you heard it from me.

RaeMystix:
Really?. I could remember you questioning my intelligence a few comments back.Hmmm.

Haha! You don't forget, do you?

She's in Washington, D.C. with me.

kenonze:
FFK is a degenerated debauchee

Who taught you those words? You better stop it.

No. Mango is not the one fruit I can eat more than I planned to; for me that's banana. I like bananas so much it makes me wonder if those racist scum are actually right to call us monkeys. And it almost makes me feel guilty. Almost! But thank God I'm handsome and fairskinned. I for add monkey as my middlename, but my case is different. I am a fine boy. Glory be to God.

Marvis Porn?
No wonder......

Malakh:
and why do you use these people like mark zuberg as role models, what's special about them, are they gods, why compare other people to them,why should anyone care how they live their lifestyle,aren't we suppose to be individuals, must people be sheep-minded, look at you looking up to white men as role model, people who were "blessed" by satan nonsense

Like it or not, they've solved lot of problems with their innovations. That's what's special about them. They are great minds.

Folakemigeh ...let's play truth or dare. I dare you to dress like a mad woman, go to Slot at Ikeja mall on Friday, and start singing and dancing to mad over you soon as Runtown arrives. Make sure you hug him too. If you do this, I will grant you hitherto withheld permission to reply my mentions. Bon Chance!

These people lack class.

CuddleMe:
Sweet lawd! Praying for this on my own day

You can't be serious. Have some class. Would Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates or Warren Buffet do such? No. So aim higher than these simpletons.

Safiaa:
This is felix right?

Fe what? I ain't no cat. Let's proceed with our chat. I'm Rick.

MysteriousAnn:
Trust Nobody, Including Yourself.



...And never shout back at an angry mom. Learnt this advice from experience..

Hehehe! She don chop hot slaps. Chuchuchuchuchuchu!!!! Roflmao!!!

Safiaa . Why are you dissapearing on me?

Aderola15:
The gigolos

You know gigolos'? I dey suspect you.

Very good gesture from HRH. My God bless him.

My thoughts don't come cheap, but I think it's classy. Now that I've aired my thoughts, pay up! It's only $20,000 per thought.

Freewoman:
that seat is more than hot................. it does cook them alive, no better sleep, meeting upon meeting, calls upon calls, no rest, no freedom, caged by cabals

I won't age when I become president, as long as folakemigeh agrees to give me massages on the daily. We never discussed this btw. Erase your memory.

What of people like folakemigeh who live near Chernobyl? Does this apply to them too?

Onila! Onila!! Onila!!! How many times did I call you? Shut up!!!

Lol...mumu. Na by force to wear heels? Or you wan be like folakemigeh who fell while catwalking on live tv? Mumu.

pocohantas:
Naso...

No vex o. Na play.

Happy testiclefication.

Folakemigeh also fell ill and is unable to respond to my mentions at the moment. She has pile.

Gosh I can be a real pain in the arse. Huhuhu!

midehi2:
what is her business sef


I like that part, "my favourite pain in the ass" i can imagine, choi!

Hmm...we dey suspect you.

Rubbish.

But a co-ordinator overruled the mobilization dept. and posted me to the National Assembly during NYSC nah. He also overruled them and posted folakemigeh to Sambisa Forest. So how can you say a co-ordinator has no powers?

folakemigeh:
Why can't we just have an average relationship based on true love, companionship and Trust??
My last relationship ended abruptly because my man felt i was cheating on him whereas i took him to momma and was so proud of him all over d social media and etcetera
All a normal girl want is just to love and being love in return



I still do believe in love and i know the right man will come very soon


Rip to the dead

Tah! You cheated on him with me. Or didn't we exchange mentions here on NL? That's cheating!!

Vivly:
If you met your spouse on facebook, then we are all your inlaws.

Hi, I'm doing some research on Jamaican culture. Could you please be so kind as to provide me with some first-hand information?

Ginaz:
I noticed I'm good at taking good care of kids, and I love old people(elderly) and find them amusing and comforting.

Somehow I and my friend was talking and he said I can get it as a job. Please I need suggestions if I can get it as a job or the set backs I might encounter.

I posted this in the family section but no replies yet

Is it a good ideal? Pardon my writing style (not got at it.

Move to Canada.

pocohantas:
Now you have my attention... do to me that which pleases you.

Your ambigous comment just gave me an 'attention'.

Please be careful with words unless you mean them.

Ishilove:
Chai, mothers are the same no matter the species. This broke my heart

lovelygurl:
Speechless

Marinee:
Awwwwww

Funkybabee:
gosh!!! this touch my heart feel crying for her

IamAirforce1:
I'm touched

You lot really need to calm down. Making deductions from a still picture. What evidence do you have that the monkey is not just making a mating call like: "E don die o. I don free! Who wan fucck!! Whooo wan fuccck!!!"