₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
No.

Ok. You're angry already.

I like electric fences. They make people dance when touched.

CaroLyner , am I lying?

Electric fence make me dance
Daddy yo make me dance

ZarZar:
That is not a lie. What he is saying though is a lie. Probably said it in jest.

What's the population of your hometown, 20?

ZarZar:
What am I lying about?

Him being from your hometown.

ZarZar:
Lol, he is from my hometown. Even he knows he is lying.

So it's a lie-fest then: since we know you're lying too.

Lucy001:


One of african greatest footballers dat never won world tittles, all d same, its all good, weldone sir


Sms vote Tboss via your mobile phones to keep her in the bigbrothers house, tnx for ur votes.

Please go away with your Tbus or whatever BS. We're talking about a legend here. Show some respect.

Lol

Why hasn't anyone notified the UN?

Huh? Maybe he saw a muffin; and not a woman.

Just do it in the restroom; else you'll be very sorry.

Lunagirl:
True.

To all the men out there struggling to create an identity, know that we, the women in your life appreciate you.

We see you, we know the pressure on you. Most importantly, we have your back all the way.

Especially to my father, brothers and my future husband, I see you and I will be true all the way there.

#hustlersmindset

You're the MVP.

Mikylopez:
marvis didn't change

And how does that affect the price of your darling garri?

girl4rmspace:
um... What updates?

Your new projects? Preferably sci-fi? Remember now?

Hbd nigga.

girl4rmspace , I see you. Still awaiting my updates.

naughtyDiana:
define a common tout

Ask any tout you encounter for a definition. They are very nice people who'll be happy to help. Lemme know how it went.

Bollinger:
Weirdest story i ever heard. How does a prisoner come in contact with fulani herdmen? Isn't he supposed to be in prison? Only in Nigeria.

Learn to read.

CaroLyner:
Am curvier abeg.

I am.
And stop with the lies.

Michellla:
Will they ever die out this matter?

In English, please. Not everyone is French.

naughtyDiana:
ambode carry 3people head, his head is ginourmous!! they don't look alike to me tho, just carry head full every where

Stop typing like a common tout.

Who let the dog out?

I just found a husband for stupedinluv .

CaroLyner:
Hell yeahh

You're the coolest.

*knuckles*
Why let you know if anyone annoys me.

Again?!

CaroLyner:
I tire oh
She beat her up with the scorn of an ugly woman.

But no ugly woman can beat you, right? You have a black belt in karate, right?

What an anti-climax.
I thought someone was going to kirikiri. Tcheew!


As you like this post, US dollars will chase you everywhere you go. They will find their way into your life, into your home, into your pocket, into your wallet. God punish recession! I can see the fire of success burning in your belly. Now click that button with anger!! Click it!!

iamDaisy:
lovely

SAN

CaroLyner:
He must be real good at his job

CaroLyner! #wehdone

Lol...But CaroLyner no mumu like this nah.

Alesandese:
I get aroused reading sex stories than watching porns.


Nobody should quote me o

Hi, my name is Nobody. You asked me to quote you. So, how may I help you?

Michellla:
Whoever did the makeup for her should be sued.

You think you're in France? You better wake up and hear the generator noise!

Everybody go to bed before I count to three. Stubborn Nairalanders.