₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
Yeah, as soon as she introduces me to her farmer's market. I see they got some good quality stuff...ahem..."husband material"

That's the spirit. Just let me know when it's going down, so I can prepare my measuring tools.

ZarZar:
Lol, I wouldn't know Let us just keep imagining

Maybe we should run tests.

ZarZar:
No, not me, silly! I'm just imagining that perhaps after a while it needs to be replaced after being worn out by whatever workout.

Oh okay. But still, if any hmm-hmm can wear out a cucumber, then that hmm-hmm is a very dangerous hmm-hmm. Don't you think?

ZarZar:
No they don't but I bet they get bruised by all that friction

Huh? You can bruise a cucumber? That's so scary.

ZarZar:
Very good looking Does he have a brother?

Cucumbers don't suffer bruised egos.

HateU2:
Igi inu igbo , Ebora original

Ebola original?

HateU2:
lol, won ti ban mumu ehn . O ma pe ni ewon . Je ki n pe mumu44 fun e

Ban ke. Emi ko.
Lol...tani mumu44, eyan abi spirit?

HateU2:
Tani eleyi

Question. Igbaju oloyi n bo lono. Keep asking.

HateU2:
Odikwa funny and risky

Wetin funny to this one. Ti n ba fun e ni iko gbigbono kan!

1bkaye:
It's more typical for males however females can experience it too, medical term for it is 'nocturnal emission'. Don't worry, the only thing you're 'under attack' by is an orgasm lol

Ahan! How can someone orgasm without engaging in sexual activity? That one is spiritual o...lol

1bkaye:
Spiritual ko

Why are you so sure, have you ever had a wet dream? Then leave it to the experts? *adjusts suit*
Ehen, OP. Abeg wetin be wet dream sef?

Awww...empathy. That's a high-level connection right there.

Ashleydolls:
Tears and head work hand in hand

Errr....we don't quite understand you, ma'am.

dominique:
It's BBNaija not Airtel changing lives

Capitalist spotted. The real message of your DP deciphered: you like it when the rich take from the poor and screw them over. Hehe

Is she a CNN reporter?

ZarZar:
Legend only in your own head

New condom: "I'm a heart breaker"

I sure hope it comes with a soundtrack, like a wrestler about to go to the ring to crush some egos

Why do you wanna see egos crushed so badly, uh?
Man vs condom: The battle line is drawn.

ZarZar:
Lol, suicide rates will sky rocket

In your village?

Wizzy: "I make her meter bloOOooow!"

My country my country. What an achievement!

Sugarhugs:
Weiten concern us?

Behave. See as you fat like sumo wrestler.

Evaberry:
Bae

miss you so much

Evaberi-beri

Evaberry:
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efe will win the cash andt will probably go on to get endorsement deals

Tboss pretty girl

I dislike marvis

I love bisola

Bally is smart he has hidden himself so well housemates forget about h whenever they want to nominate

bassey is just lucky

make TTT do come online to IG Make I blast am

like the reason he left is because he denied his family, simple as that.

in Nigeria once u want to do anything, just form u love god be morally upright try be crazy( the only thing that made efe so popular was because he took his clothes off on a live stage.. damn mehn!!! that was crazy AF)

and if u r a girl cook be nice etc

I think this bbn game just began the housemates are shocked TTT stayed but we aren't. we wanted him out

As you were. Just whistling.

OMG! Banex?

Michellla:
He didn't care about her hungry look while he was banging her.

Did he bang her?

CaroLyner:
Was suppose to be sarcastic.
My bad

I laughed too. Knew something was amiss. Hehe

CaroLyner:
You dint see da tongue out?

Nah...it evaded my attention. Was like: "did I quote the wrong person?! "

CaroLyner:
Coming from the caveman himself.
Ima passs

Lol...na fight?

CaroLyner:
That guy that keeps DMing me don't give up

So you don't actually live in a cave? Issorait.

RIP warrior.

Blame Nollywood.

Michellla:
I know right?

but they had it coming.

Yeah. They had it bottled up. The French toast saga was just the trigger.

CaroLyner:
Animal in Male clothing.

Your mouth ehn. Smh!

CaroLyner:
You kidding

No, I'm not. It happens.

Ain't this something.