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L0velyn:
why does DSTV advertises DSTV on DSTV for those who already have DSTV to get another DSTV?

Check your grammar, miss.

dominique:
Efe's family since we have concluded that BBNaija is a poverty eradication program. Let's just rename it the Salvation Army show

Lest we forget, there are 3 other contestants vying for the grand prize, we can't afford to ignore them and revolve the show around one person.

Team Debie-Rise

Capitalist inclinations can only stay hidden for so long.

Crazy thread.

Brownbarbie97:
You compared me with Bert,that's nuh fair .I'm suing

Yeah! 'Cos he looks so fugly and scary (yes. Or would you wait if something like that came running out of the bush? ) ; and you look errrm....well...I can't say it, I'm shy...you look.....angelic.

As for suing, I'm surrounded by good lawyers. We'll prolly settle out of court.

Apologies are for pussies; catfights are for real women. They have acted like pussies. I'm very disappointed.

Brownbarbie97:
Theres no correlation btw my phone number And my eyebrows so don't worry

I guess I'll just have to ask your cousin below, Bert, for your number. Normally, I hate those kinda brows, but you managed to rock the look. How? I'm so confused right now.

And don't even for one second think Bert won't betray you. Once I tickle him, he will scream your number.

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/square_small/16/164924/2602101-2463857318-bert-.jpg

Brownbarbie97:
I know him too,he was a dropout from UNN now look at him today.meanwhile some people are still carrying their first class on their head looking for employment

Pretty girl with weird eyebrows. Post your phone number here. I want to research if there's any correlation between your eyebrows and your phone number. Hurry!

rheether:
Why do most guys have grey hair on there Private part?

Hahaha! Someone's into grandpas'. Or maybe it's just the pawpaw leaves doing the thinking.

wurabecca:
Patiently waiting for the Vesaline Crew



https://i.imgur.com/0mLxqG0.gif

What's that?

Alesandese:



You got me

You are rude. I will deal with you.

April fool! April fool it is not April fool; I mean it!!! April fool it is April fool; I don't mean it. April fool!

Amarabae ...give your life to christ! April fool! Give it to Ifa! April fool; I meant christ.

No pressing irons or laundries in their vicinity. Stupedinluv ....now I know where you live.

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

You use that phrase a lot. It's both funny and weird.
And Amen!!!! To the prayer.

rheether:
Shut your bin up

Was expecting this. You're one foul-mouthed nairalander.

rheether:
I saw it last night but I decided to asked, so with 5k a guy can do all that in Ibadan?

Apparently. So you don't to ignore Sule the vulcanizer anymore.

This woman sounds mentally unstable.

Nice one Cardboard Michelle. We just learnt you're a masochist.

fav444:
@ Op, I love ur No. 1 and 2.
That's my spec in a man. A man should be a man. I am a very successful woman therefore I need a regulating pedal.

In other words, you want a bodybuilder. It's okay.

ZarZar:
I was a bit surprised too because most of the guys we've seen had bodies like Father Christmas, while this one looks taut & fit Ho, ho, ho!

Just say hungry, ZarZar.

ItsTutsi:
for real?? well i dont know anyone personally here,so i cant judge base on faceless forum..i guess everyone is different,how she treats u doesn't imply to me

Mimzzy treat me? No, she wouldn't. She'd just leave me to die.

Dey flaunt packs up and down like a shallow person. We wey get 24 packs sef no flaunt. Mstcheew!

ZarZar:
Lol, was I even viewing? OK, here goes...

No. I want words.

Plus, that woman looks like she's begging for sex and that's just too creepy for me.

girl4rmspace:
the way we bring kids into existence is similar to you humans. So i was born by a mom just like you. Only we live much longer than you humans

Wow! You must be like 100 years older than I am then?

What is your alien name?

ZarZar ...you'll have to apologize for viewing the same thread I'm viewing. Don't keep me waiting.

@Itstutsi ...I hope you don't mind me ignoring you. We are very rude people here. But the rudest is one girl called mimzzy or something. Make yourself at home.

girl4rmspace:
they wanted to but i told them earth is a nice place and i would be staying for a while. My presence here is the reason why your planet hasnt been invaded

I best be best friends with you then. Maybe your people will spare me? So how were you 'born'?

girl4rmspace:
lmao comedian .

Am from space remember? I know more about the universe than any of you earthlings.

Oh my! Hope you people are not planning any invasion o?

girl4rmspace:
not really, been busy with other stuff, movie making isnt really what i do, back then.. i saw a script i loved and wanted to co-produce it, but just wasnt possible after making lots of research about sci fi in naija.

I wouldnt call myself a movie maker, just someone who would be intrested if i think a script got potential.

Oh! Now I get it. You're training for NASA?

Can confirm: twerking definitely works.

girl4rmspace:
oh that. Well the sci fi thing wouldnt work here... one needs a huge amount to pull it off and the returns on investment is not guaranteed. So its a big big risk.

That's wisdom.
How 'bout 'earthly films'? Anything in the pipelines?

Mikylopez ...how much is it in your area? We know you can trek to Cameroon just to buy it though.

ZarZar:
And you people? Are you the epitome of AWESOMENESS?

Yes we are.

This one from your hometown too? I bet you'll deny him.

Amarabae:
wow, I am happy, sahara reporters and Apc BMC have been put to shame.
sowore should start preparing for court, by the time he finish paying the 5billion naira, that his blackmailing media will fold.

Give your life to christ.

ZarZar:
No.

K.