₦airaland Forum

chommyAngela:
pls I need information about Ash merlyn international school Port Harcourt..
is there anybody to help please!!

direct your chats here please..
Post jobs at the other room.
Thank you


P. S: I don't a anything about that school
Try Google

Jones4190:
I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK.”
I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is exactly how politics works!

kikikikiki... Lmao!
Beautiful!

Practically, youths need to join politics: not to contest immediately
But to "pay their dues" and earn "godfather's" support in the future.

It's simple; join a political party, do the things they want, follow
Then you will gain respect and soon sponsorship.

I JUST HOPE THAT NO YOUTH WILL EVER TURN OUT LIKE YAHYAH-BELLO AGAIN

Nairalandmentor:

You got a client. REQUEST FOR quote sent

Beenkay:
4th April?

lol.. Sorry.. MAY Thank you

locodemy:
How will the market react tomorrow if you see something like this in the front page of the newspapers

LOCO PARTNERS WITH ANOTHER FOREIGN INVESTOR TO INJECT $200M INTO JAPAUL OIL.

NOTE:No sign of malaria in me o.

COLO

PORT HARCOURT PEOPLE

Teachers wanted at Anns International Comprehensive College,
26 igwe St, off Eligbolo Rd, Rumuodumaya.

- Chemistry teacher
- Mathematics teacher
- Biology teacher
- Physics teacher

Submit your application and CV in person before Friday 4th MAY.
(be ready for 'insitu' interview)
Good luck.

EDITED

SamuelAnyawu:
Masturbation has nothing to do with weak erection

exactly my thoughts.
Op...

Control your thoughts...stay busy..

Get a job even if na 10k be the pay..
Read at the library not your room.
Watch TV in the parlor not your room.

AND FOR THOSE LIKE THE WRITER ABOVE:

FORNICATION is a sin! Worse than Masturbation.
So bignoisemaker, fornication is not an option.
Stop it faster than you want to stop Masturbation seff
Or get married sharply

Cromagnon:
The ban failed Do your research properly It is when they opened up they boomed
Where is no now Poverty
Chicken should be less but it is that high cos there is no land reform N land no credit from bank No credit no tractor No tractor costly maize Costly maize costly chicken That is why it will always be cheaper to smuggle than grow them
No it is not I am a poultry stakeholder Its struggling cos maize is costly this is not growth it is redistribution of income And tax on the consumer
and another one closed down somewhere else

great! So what is the way forward?

Turks:
You have an outbreak of coccidiosis on your hands. You need to change their litter fast. Place them on Vitacox 3-1-2. 3 days on the drug, 1 day of plain water, 2 days on the drug.

thank you Sir!
Working on it

All these people posting CV here. : STOP
When you see a job advertisement here, apply.
If you are in a hurry to get a job... Visit all the schools around and you might find Job ads at their gate. If you don't see; try and drop your CV at the admin office.
THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU ADVERTISE YOUR CV PLEASE.
(if all of us post our CV here... Lol...)

EMMAACHILE:
I have no idea

4 weeks old birds pooing blood...
They missed thir LaSota vaccine since because some were pooing blood, but now more are doing so...

What could we do to stop this?
Thank you

enochogaga:
Two things can cause this, 1. Buying fake avr 2. Amateur S getting bad

please recommend good avr; Machine is HONDA EC 4500 4kva
How do I know original? Thank you

slegerman:
My people, why will it take Stanbic 5days to credit your redemption while others like Investment One will credit you within 4 hours.

I have checked their rates, Investment One is slightly higher. With Investment One, I have a dedicated account officer who personally knows me and attend to my queries all the time. why should I still continue with Stanbic? It is time to move all funds to Investment One. Or is there any advantage Stanbic have over investment one that am not seeing?

Why time matters to me is because am a business man. A business may present itself which I need money to exexute and most time, the business opportunity may not be available up to 5 days before another person hijack am.

I am seriously thinking of moving, if someone have an opinion why i shouldn't, please enlighten me.

you can have your own personal officer if you go to any stanbic asset management office.

I have one from my local office.

Dayhor:
Someone analyzed the ETFs here: https://nairametrics.com/top-5-mutual-funds-in-nigeria-as-at-march-29-2018/

The earliest investors of the year have reaped returns much better than MMFs’.
In my opinion however, the last couple of months have not been the best to invest as the stock market hasn’t looked like it would emulate its 2017 performance.
The effect of the upcoming general elections and the current global oil price recovery on the stock market performance, going forward, are also not clear.
So, it would seem probably quite late and riskier to get in henceforth. But it might be impressive if someone could get their level of portfolio diversification right, and bet on the externalities of investing being favourable.

thank you

wanaj0:
ALL vessels are important. It is all about utilisation rates and how they are deployed. There are TWO rigs permanently parked at Marina for over 4 years doing NOTHING. That's bad investment. OandO also has rigs that are not doing any work.

You do need tug boats for your offtake operations. If there are of the correct bollard pull then you are in business. I actually think that Japaul Tugs are on spot hire which is why the utilisation rate is poor.

Not many companies worldwide own oil trading tankers. That's the forte of companies like MISC

wey done Sir!

IHelp:
When rates are dropping just as we have now, it is better to lock in funds with a longer plan. I try to spread my investment. I have savings bond of over 14% locked for 3years. I invest in stock, treasury bill, savings bond, MMF......

wow! Now that is a good diversified portfolio!
Me likey! Thank you

IchimokuPilot:
Japaul can't appear in the same writeup with Caverton. Japaul is a listed fraud!

from the very beginning my brother...

Mpeace:
http://japaulgroup.com/en/japaul-shipping-offshore-services-ltd/
Click to see vessels. Those guys have assets but it seems the proceeds from business ends up in private pockets.

like I said "tug boat na vessel Naa.."
Out of the 9 "vessels" in those pictures, 6 are tug boats, 1 house boat and 1 deep water work ship.
No oil tanker, no gas tanker, no offshore jack up barge, no offshore drilling equipment..
Lol.. Marine services... Lol

What they do is the least important services rendered offshore.

Talk about offshore food and drinks supplies I might listen better.

Leave Japaul my brother.. Soup wey sour no get mmequata

dotcomnamename:
I don't want to hear this. .

lol..

dnoable08:
Before y'all open your mouth and blab, make ur search first.

Katung Aduwak the winner of the first bbn is from kaduna state nd schooled in jos

Bally from the last bbn is from kaduna state

Efe Ejeba the winner of last bbn was born nd brought up in Jos

Bito from the current bbn is from benue and grew in jos

Rico swavey from the current bbn was brought up and stays in jos.

So shut the F up!!

now other states will soon feel marginalised with this your JOS / KADUNA revelation.

sellydion:
If I may say, these companies will be the last I will put my monies:
1. Japaul
2. CI leasing
3. Caverton.


or any logistic support companies serving OIC. All is a matter of time. OIC companies are very notorious in

negatively affect these business. The level of risk is just alarming. Lose of contract is the beginning of their down fall.

You just have to keep your ears on ground at all times to manage risk. It is a shaky industry at the beck and call of OIC. You no what

contracts are in Nigeria? The moment you can not play with the power that Be, you become a gonner.

tell them o!

RabbiDoracle:
Vessels wey dey do wetin?

They don't carry oil ooo.. maybe they meant house boat and other logistics vessels.

tug boat na vessel Naa...

RabbiDoracle:
Be careful of HF. Managementwise.

please explain more...

Am interested because the IPO was around 7 or 8 naira in 2008 just like dangflour: was thinking their recent Pat postings might mean their Ecobank debt saga is over and better days ahead.

As lots of people are stuck at 7-8 naira.. It might be a good medium to long term stock.. I thought.

Thank you

RabbiDoracle:
Then when I was following them up, it was a logistics vessels (houseboat, delivery vessels) used to support operations. Nothing much in my opinion.

Dem no dey carry crude oil

So people shouldn't think it is a tanker.

lol...
Thank you.

I hope people will just leave that wayo company to Hit 1kobo

yom2:
when he crash it does it benefit shale oil companies?

lol!
Billion dollar question!

... Zzz

lowkey28:
Risk ke?. I nor dey joke with risk

lol. If you are not ready to risk.. Better chop the 12% in treasury bills and clean mouth

Mpeace:
Go through Japaul financial statement and see that the said loan is not due for payment before you start saying bad loan.
Japaul used their vessels as security for the loan and the loan itself is categorised under loan due for payment within 1-5years but not within 1year.

what kind of vessel?
How many do they have?
Apologies I can't look for that info now.

Japaul has been BAD since 2007. What's different now?

lowkey28:
I don't have much knowledge about the equity bonds. can you please tell us how it works?

Read this:
https://nairametrics.com/5-nigerian-mutual-funds-beat-market-2017/

It's simple, you give funds to fund managers
who invest in stocks and share the gains
amongst all the contributors to the fund.

Managers may decide to put all funds in stocks/equity
or share funds and put some in safer investment media
like treasury bills etc

EXAMPLE :

Fund Name: Stanbic IBTC Nigerian Equity Fund
Asset Allocation: Min 75% Equities Max 25% Fixed Income
Guarantee: None
Handling Charges: 2% of redemption proceeds (if investments are redeemed within the first three months)
Investment Horizon: Long-term
Investment Objective: Capital appreciation
Minimum Investment: NGN 50,000.00
Nominal Value: N1,000.00
Redemption: Within 5 working days
Restricted Investment: None
Risk: Investors with High Risk Appetite
Subsequent Investment : NGN 20,000.00

Dayhor:
Equity traded funds have seemed like the Russian Roulette the whole of 2018 tho. Only a couple of investment managing firms - literally- have posted impressive year-to-date returns. Majority of them, and in fact the big players, have been posting returns far worse than money market funds have posted this year.
Other equity fund investors should come and share their 2018 experience with the forum tho.

I see..
So what rates have you gotten so far and which find is that?
Thank you

enochogaga:
.


When u change the avr does it go bad for a very shot period of time of it still produce the low current?

it works for some weeks or so, then low current.
Am pretty sure if I buy a new AVR it will give full current but I want to know if the gen has another fault that is causing this consistent AVr damage.

emmanuelewumi:
Can you share a link to the performance by Seplat.

https://www.proshareng.com/news/Corporate%20Results/SEPLAT-Declares-N81.11-billion-PAT-in-2017-Audited--Result--SP-N657.90k-/38664