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Nicklaus619:
This one happened when I was 17
I was jogging with my big bro in the morning and one lady doubled crossed us with her SUV and she screamed and almost crying, Phil is there anything u asked I have not given you, why have u decided to ruin my life

It was later we got to know that I looked exactly like her son whom he had sent to Canada to continue his tertiary studies on the account that he was expelled from school here in Nigeria for burning down a filling station with his cult guys.
The woman later collected my number and we finally got to meet with his so called son after 2 years after, oboi it was like looking in the mirror when we finally met, we are still best of friends up til today, most times we do suspect we where twins separated at birth

Another one was just two weeks ago, I just dropped from an Uber with my babe at Jabi lake mall Abuja here to go see a movie.
This other babe was looking at me jaw dropped, the next thing she did amazed me, she just grabbed me from behind and shouted, micky, this is your business trip u said you were going abi? Who's this bitch with u anyway, she was referring to my girlfriend . At the end of the day we cleared the air after like 10 minutes of showing prof that I ain't his boyfriend he thought I was, he called his boyfriend on video call and baba answered, the spoke and she later apologised, I was embarrassed though, because people where already taking pictures to post on the internet to paint there own false stories, thank God she later knelt down to apologized, my babe was finally smiling and happy at this point

We ended up taking pictures and exchanged contact, we already arranged a double date with them next weekend

this ur his/her thing

Nicklaus619:
This one happened when I was 17
I was jogging with my big bro in the morning and one lady doubled crossed us with her SUV and she screamed and almost crying, Phil is there anything u asked I have not given you, why have u decided to ruin my life

It was later we got to know that I looked exactly like her son whom he had sent to Canada to continue his tertiary studies on the account that he was expelled from school here in Nigeria for burning down a filling station with his cult guys.
The woman later collected my number and we finally got to meet with his so called son after 2 years after, oboi it was like looking in the mirror when we finally met, we are still best of friends up til today, most times we do suspect we where twins separated at birth

Another one was just two weeks ago, I just dropped from an Uber with my babe at Jabi lake mall Abuja here to go see a movie.
This other babe was looking at me jaw dropped, the next thing she did amazed me, she just grabbed me from behind and shouted, micky, this is your business trip u said you were going abi? Who's this bitch with u anyway, she was referring to my girlfriend . At the end of the day we cleared the air after like 10 minutes of showing prof that I ain't his boyfriend he thought I was, he called his boyfriend on video call and baba answered, the spoke and she later apologised, I was embarrassed though, because people where already taking pictures to post on the internet to paint there own false stories, thank God she later knelt down to apologized, my babe was finally smiling and happy at this point

We ended up taking pictures and exchanged contact, we already arranged a double date with them next weekend

u better no let his rival cult guys use u solve his matter thinking he is the one....
Watch your back bro

AnonPoet:
Jackie B has been evicted from the BBNaija house.

this eviction was sponsored by abeg

CSTRR:
Saskay go cry tonight.

Ugly girl running games on two guys.

This life no balance.

that is women for u....always have a side guy... but when guys go get side chicks, they go wan crase

Mcfi:
So people still dey watch this programme??

why u open the thread

Nigerians and hypocrisy...
U no like the show but u dey comment on the topic about the show..

Why not avoid everything about the show totally

Alfamann:
That lady looks so happy eh.

The dream of every girl.

so the dream of every girl is to marry 2 brothers....I am learning

Righteousness2:
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where u dey run dey go? Come and solve this matter ooo

Nonexisting1:
How did you know TB Joshua had secrets, are you gatekeeper of heaven?

noooo, he is deputy Jesus

urchcoded:
Pious (fake name, my classmate in secondary boarding school. He would steal anything. He was from a rich family but would steal people's provision from poorer families. Ironically ones you accuse him of stealing something and apply a little pressure on him, he'll accept he took it and he'll go and bring it. He never touches it or spend it if it's Money.

no be juju be that

MikeMicheal:
Someone once stole my dustbin with refuse.
E shock me!

I commot hand for this one

lilvicky68:
No mind the guy.. pastor kukuma ban the guy from the church

instead wey the pastor go cast out the demon, him dey send am commot for church......where else him wan go if church reject am

dannyrhymes600:
Kleptomaniacs are people who steal uncontrollably, they may not need the item they steal but they just have a strong urge to steal it.

First experience

When I was in junior sec we had this big guy in our class, he steals anything he sets his eyes on. From erasers, pencils, chalks, cane, already used notebooks, sharpeners, dirty socks even launch boxes. He was asked to bring his parents to school on several occasions but his mum never showed up. People nicknamed him ( omo baba elekun ) the crying man's son because his dad crys anytime he was called to the school concerning his son's case. The father looks and smells rich, he even owned a car then, the funny part is, this guy comes to school with 500 naira. 500 naira was real cash back in 2007. When you ask him why he steals he will start crying and ask you if he steals, it was as if he wasn't aware he steals.


Second experience

Around 2013 when I finished senior sec i was enjoying myself at home so most times I was seen roaming about in the barracks with friends. I became friends with this girl whose dad was a master warrant officer. That is a good rank in the Nigerian army. We noticed that anytime she comes to our house something always get missing. My mum called my attention to it but I didn't want to believe she was the one stealing them. She came to our house one day through the kitchen door and few seconds later my mum started looking for the matches ontop of the shelf. As she was going home, she wanted to give me money to buy recharge card and do subscription so we can chat on 2go at night, that was when the matchbox fell from her pocket, I didn't say anything because I was surprised as hell. Next day, she came and we started looking for our TV remote, I just went to their house and collected it from her without saying a word. Babe even stole my lil bro's spoilt palito radio. She is the only child of her father, her mum died when giving birth to her. I nicknamed her sticky fingers. She liked that name till we left the barracks, she said it was the nicest name someone gave her because of her condition. Others call her names like barawo, thief, armed robber and other painful names.

I believe these people need help, if you notice a clepto please don't be harsh to them

You can also share your experiences too

tv remote.... guy be calming down ooo

Vickkymanny:
She theif TV remote? Haha I no believe this wan

guy small small na

I have never met them .....where una dey meet all this kind people sef

Hismasterpiece:
It's just something i'm used to...

so everyone met it and got used to it

Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?

why did u eat ur meat last

Crossroad1:
Let me use my uncle as an example here...

This is a very hardworking man who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't watch football and doesn't womanize.
An extreme introvert who doesn't even keep friends but he got married to a very temperamental woman but it wasn't so initially.
Shade (not real name) was very loving when they first met, it was love at first sight..
Though she was the outgoing, party starter type, but she was a good cook, and like egbon said, she can allow him have sex with her anywhere and anytime.

Her promiscuous side wasn't in the open all these while.
How she manage to keep it a secret is still a mystery though egbon is someone who is always busy at work and the wife though a graduate choose to learn hairdressing to keep herself busy.

Shade is a very pretty woman. When I mean pretty, I mean extremely pretty.. If you are seeing her for the first time, you will believe she is an half caste.
But she get angry for no reason, small argument or admonishing, she can just get angry, get out of the house and egbon will looking for her..
Maybe it was because of the beauty or the good food, or the not denying of sex, I don't know (egbon always believe with time, he can tame her) but she had a great influence over egbon..

Even when the family was beginning to notice her bad attitude, egbon choose her over the family cos he really love her, he loved her pass love self...

Egbon wasn't well to do when they met, he was living in a face me I slap you house wherr they share toilet with everyone..

While they live together, it is sometimes 1-0-1 or 0-1-1 or 0-0-1 but she stood by him all through that time..
So they got married despite almost everyone was against it.

The real problem started when she started giving birth.
She threw caution to the wind and became abusive. She was very strict to family members, manipulative and self centered...
She came from a broken home anyways, she was raised by her mother but in all fairness, her mother was a good woman who doesn't love trouble and she often wonder where her daughter got her own skuchy from..
Omo, shade get serious craze o..

After 3 kids, egbon couldn't tolerate her again.. She keep late nights and she doesn't even come home most times.
Egbon endured her for 12years before he let her go leaving the kids behind..

She was free to do whatever she wanted.
Let me just fast forward to years later when egbon has sent his kids abroad, he didn't remarry but kept a girlfriend after years of begging him to do so..

While egbon suffered the torture and torment of his wife, he didn't bring the matter to the family, though they know what he was going through..

Many years later, aunty came back using her kids as excuse.

The flower tattoo she drew on her shoulder was already looking like an ugwu leave during harmattan.
Because she was beautiful, her thoughts everyday was maybe someone like dangote or otedola will just wife her..
She is the lazy type that wants to live the lifestyle of alakija.

This is not a fiction.. How come I know so much?

I started living with egbon when I was 14yrs old. My own eyes too see pepper and shege..

Why egbon endured it all was because of the kids.
Most times, egbon said he wished he can run away but the kids keep holding him down cos even on her kids, she no dey get mercy..
My own wife too na dangbana choko and immediately she gave birth to the second child, I catapult am go abroad. The only diff be say, my own wife can die for her kids..

So let's have it. Why do married men keep quiet and tolerate nonsense in their matrimony?

What prompt me to write this story?
He just called me now from the USA and we talked and laughed about so many things he went through. Even him self now dey claim hard guy and redpill.

why did u tolerate ur own wife's choko

That is because

2 people no suppose dey mad at the same time...if one dey mad, the other one go dey same...


If 2 people mad at the same time things go spoil

Hot will get married to cold

Cold will get married to hot

I blame PREEK and KONJI for all this

If say konji no hold 2face, him for keep him preek

There won't have been PERO talk more of children....nothing like baby mama

All this noise no for dey....

In summary KONJINABA

Guys keep ur preeks in check

19-35..... why are these mallams like this

Yoruba men like fat women with big tummy....

Donspicey:
Na she and her husband get scores to settle...

guy u no well oo

PAWG:
Congrats. It’s just a stipend, you’re not expected to make a living off it but to keep busy while hunting for something bigger

drop ur congratulations and move on
World people....na wah o

enny234:
Sorry for the loss, hopefully it is recovered.
Is the short form of the place SD?
Something almost similar happened few months back

really?? I usually stop by there to eat wen ever I am in town.... may God help us

Goldenheart002:
No be she born am ni??

I tire ooo
E get any reasonable mother wey no like her child

Vinnie2000:
It's from our Terrible African Tradition/Culture..
A Pastor in my area said' As a Man, you should be sending your Mother-in-law something every Month Ending'..

I just SMH..
Right But also Ridiculous/Unbelievable..
African Men are Trying oo!!

I send my regards to her every month
And I send cash SOME month

JONNYSPUTE:
....True but she did not and decided to pay him back by fucking on national television and ended up fooling herself,her parents,son and relatives.

u are right...she did it the wrong way

JONNYSPUTE:
.... Infidelity is a very serious offence in marriage and if he decides to file for a divorce,then he is wise and not foolish.

if she also filed for divorce, she is also wise and not foolish.... what is good for the goose is good for the..... complete it

Female friendship never last, I dont know why

dogmax:
Is it possible for a girl to cheat with her ex few days fee days to her wedding. I still find it difficult in believing it but people keep narrating how they made love to a girl few days to wedding and even a day to wedding night. I know is common in many men but in women I doubt it happens. I need to know is possible

what is goog for the man is good for the woman....wat a man can do, a woman can do better....hope u understand now

hakeem4:
when your parents keep asking you if the person taking first in class has two heads.

but this is the head shape of the person taking first

dont joke with everything....be matured

Ruthymoon:
Them dey bury somebody , but these girls still dey slap in black and black, and dat Regina be like who just newly sign 9 months deal with her husband :

where u see regina, if u are talking about the lady in the first picture, she is not regina Daniel