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Luckygurl:
Uni days, I had one fairly big boy hitting on me. We went out a couple of times and I'd eat awoof food
Whenever he comes visiting, he'd come bearing gifts. I give him a thank you kiss and off I go.
Chaii!! I don too kiss plenty for this life ooo

Then on this day, he came to my hostel and as someone that's been indoor all day I was on a bum short and sleeveless top. I entered his car and boom! Dude was driving voraciously to his place. I was shocked and protested initially but when he didn't bulge, I kept calm. We got to the school gate and as security peeps did their routine checks, I was still calm. Infact when the reflection of their light revealed fresh laps, they started hailing him as in meat don ready he dunno warris happening


We got to his compound, I refused getting down from the car. Told him I wasn't going upstairs with him cos he brought me here without my consent. He went upstairs thinking I'll bulge but for where, my mind was already racking my brain on how I'll get back to school with me not properly dressed.
Truth is I didn't want to follow him upstairs cos I didn't know what plans he got up his sleeves. Its possible I was wrong then tho, who knows? He could have been a gentleman but the then me didn't want to take chances. We've hung out a couple of times and I ate small money so he might want to capitalize on that.

I can't remember how long I stayed back in the car but he came out and drove me back to school in complete silence. I got off the car, banged his door loudly and shook my tiny bum bum back to my room.

The last time we spoke, he still wanted us to date but nahhh!! I'll pass.

At other times, I've been with reasonable people who knows what consent is all about.

Lollll!! This is my story, dunno if it comes close

Damnnnnn... you are really a lucky girl

The Federal Executive Council has approved a loan facility of $1.2 billion to finance the mechanisation of agriculture in the country.

The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Mr Sabo Nanono, said this on Wednesday while briefing State House correspondents after the virtual FEC meeting anchored from the Council Chamber of the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The virtual meeting was presided over by the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.).

Nanono said the planned mechanisation of agriculture would span across 632 local governments.


“Today, we presented a joint memo with the Federal Ministry of Finance in which we seek the approval for a loan facility of about 950 million Euros translated probably to 1.2 billion dollars.


“This loan is for the purpose of agricultural mechanisation in this country –that will cover about 632 local governments plus 140 processing plants.

“This is going to be a major revolution in the agriculture sector, that we have never seen before,’’ he said.


On his part, the Minister of Transportation, Mr Rotimi Amaechi, said the council approved a memo for the award of contract in the sum N683 million for the purchase of 19 vehicles for Nigeria Ports Authority.

“This is the first time in four years that NPA is buying any vehicle.

“These are operational vehicles; they are not for management staff; they are all Toyota vehicles,’’ he said.

NAN

LegitGirl:
Start marrying them before they turn 18.

If they are full-blown adults and still virgins, trust me, 90% of them are either frigid, keeping the virginity as a trophy while leaving all other aspects of their character undesirable, or sexually unattractive to almost everyone.

The 10% are the ones who are very religious, got an exceptional level of discipline or have never been in love.

What’s the probability you’ll meet that 10%?
What’s the probability that they’ll even look at you twice, let alone think about marrying you?

Prettychild:
Hi. I am new on nairaland! Please welcome me!

You are welcome pretty

Regarding the battle against COVID-19 in Nigeria, it seems the Governor of Kogi State, Yahaya Bello, is not buying the reports which NCDC is feeding Nigerians with.

Mr Yahaya Bello in more than two occasions has refused to grant his co-operation to NCDC officials to commence search for COVID-19 infected individuals in Kogi State.

–Previously, Mr Bello on his facebook page titled a post, “Kogi State will not manufacture fake COVID-19 index case to make up your (NCDC) list.

–In another post he alleged that he’s under pressure to declare COVID-19 index case from the territory of Kogi State.

–Last three day ago, the officials of NCDC took to their heels after he demanded that they should be teste and quarantined for 14 days before they are allowed to work in the state.


Here are some of his words regarding this issue:

“When we had outbreak of Lassa Fever and Cholera, did NCDC send any Team to support the State? We have suddenly shifted priority because the new product is COVID-19. Our Economy has gone bad because of the panic created by you. You have been marketing this virus; let’s demarket it now. You will proceed on 14 days isolation before you commence your assignment here.

“We will take your samples for test if necessary. NCDC, why are we doing this to ourselves? Why have you blinded us from other vital issues? Malaria, Cholera, Boko Haram, Lassa Fever, etc that is killing more people. What have you used to cure those discharged? What are you hiding? Why are you not telling the world?”

– Gov. Yahaya Bello

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HazardMan:
there is no means for me to reach him and even if i do what do i say to him? Remember they are now divorced

Amie2first:
From the begining of your very long epistle, i know the tribe of the love pf your life amd my guess was right sorry ooo oga op. Yeye dey smell