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Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 1:45pm On May 16, 2009
What's that waft, has somone died . . . grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:06pm On May 15, 2009
. . . having a heart fart attack grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:54pm On May 14, 2009
@^ grin

I've got the whole lift to myself x3

I've got an absolutely empty lift . . . grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 5:12am On May 14, 2009
[size=16pt]@^ grin[/size]

[size=16pt]@v[/size] Make up your mind-decision time, hmm? . . .  grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:01pm On May 13, 2009
Yepa-ripa! . . . grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:46pm On May 12, 2009
It ponged like dead fish . . . grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:36pm On May 11, 2009
Polly let a cracker loose x3

We all hold our breaths . . .  grin

Christianity EtcRe: "t.b Joshua's Miracle Is Fake And Unverifiable" Former Church Members by Recognise: 11:07pm On May 10, 2009
@Topic

There are always two sides to a coin of a story . . .

Which is it in this case . . . ?

Is it a Head? or a Tail?

Decide after reading the first URL link - it is against

and watching the second URL link's vids - it is for

http://www.nigerianantichrist.com/interview-ladi.htm

http://bewareofblasphemers./videos grin
PoliticsRe: They Wan Assasinate Oshiomole by Recognise: 9:48pm On May 10, 2009
Pastor Adeboye's prophecy for 2009:
PROPHECY FOR THE WORLD:

Pray against assassination attempt against world leaders.
@Topic

Close call, too close for comfort

Thank God Oshiomole is a local leader wink
Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Recognise: 9:36pm On May 10, 2009
Image123:
@Recognise
You're welcome brother. I enjoyed that word 'fellow lord'. They don't understand.

@Mazaje
infidel.org? Must be a reputable site to get 'correct' information for infidels. Stop dodging those great quotes posted by Recognise. The point is not whether they were said on deathbeds or alivebeds, the issue is that they probably the greatest words that those people ever spoke given the fact that the fool has said that there is no God. Wise up Mazaje, we love you and God loves you better.
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Those quotes definitely rattled a cage . . .

I bet the saying "when a shoe is thrown at a pack of dogs

the one that got hit, is the one that yelps"
is true then grin
IslamRe: Egbon Olabowale, Please Don't Leave Us Here! by Recognise: 8:57pm On May 10, 2009
Jarus:
Assalamu alaikum our respected brother,

We can see you have not been active here since February 24.

Please what's happening?

Please don't leave the good efforts you are doing here. We understand you've got many things to attend to, but please your knowledge and wisdom in tackling issues inspire us your younger and less knowledgeable brothers.

Even in your absence, it is not that we are afraid of those intruders, we know babs787 is enough to tackle all of them combined, but you are still needed here. Lagosboy, Frizy, Riskie and others are also doing wonderful job.
More than educating those penetrators, we Muslims are learning from you.

We are aware that 'ogun omode ko le sere fun ogun odun' but please, do not leave us here totally.
@Olabowale

Amigo when are you breaking this sabbatical?

Your participation and inputs in the Religion forums

satirical or otherwise are noticeably absent and missed

Believe all is well . . .

The devil is a liar, Jesus is the Messiah

We love you bro' but God loves you more . . . wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Why Did You Remove My Thread From Front Page ? by Recognise: 7:52pm On May 10, 2009
Am Alone:
You go soon understand say PPl have right . . .
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What?

. . . PPl have rights?

What kind of rights? . . .

Civil rights, human rights or constitutional rights?

Hmm, yeah, people are left Alone to browse NL

and have rights to freely submit on NL too grin smiley

Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Why Did You Remove My Thread From Front Page ? by Recognise: 7:09pm On May 10, 2009
Banom:
Thanks for your responce, may I ask:

1, What made you to place it on the front page in the first instance.
2, What makes you now think the allegations are no longer substantial enough for the front page after 24hrs?
3, I will equally want to know what substantiations will be required for the thread to be replaced on the front page ?

Thanks.
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Give a man an inch, he takes a mile . . .

Give a man an inch, he thinks he is the guv'nor a ruler . . . grin

It's Seun's prerogative, to make decisions without been answerable/accountable to you,

he's done the decent thing in responding promptly about his reassessment of the thread and the reconsideration.

That should suffice, don't push it mate . . . wink

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 6:56am On May 10, 2009
. . . misconstrued for the accustomed Mama Charlie fart grin

Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Recognise: 12:45am On May 10, 2009
[size=16pt]@^[/size] It is easy to be an atheist

when one is successful, in good heaith etc than the contrary is all I'll say for now . . .


Image123:
@Mazaje
You're on the internet, don't be so desperate.

Thomas Paine lived during the period of the revival by George Whitefield and John Wesley. Paine was born on 29th January 1737. He died on June 8,1809.

About 37 years later , Thomas Edison was born on 11th February,1847.

Edison died on 18th October 1931. Its an atheist miracle, how Edison was at Paine's deathbed.

MAZAJE and colleagues, quit lying for the devil.

Antiochus Epiphanes was a terrible personality who had no regard for God. Infact, he was touted to be the Antichrist. He tortured the Jews. Hear his experience. When the Jews rebelled against him, he was so angry that he vowed to make Jerusalem a common burial ground and was determined to march in with his soldiers immediately, but no sooner had he said his vows that he was struck with an incurable plague in his bowels. Worms bred so fast in his body that flakes of flesh dropped from him. The stench of his disease was such that no one could endure to be near him. When he could no longer endure his own smell, he said and I quote "It is meet to submit to God,and for man who is mortal not to set himself in competition with God." So he died miserably in a strange land on the mountains of Pacata near babylon.

Check your history friends. It pays to serve Jesus.
[size=16pt]@^[/size] My brother and fellow lord,

[img]http:///apxj4z[/img] Well spotted, well said and mucho gracias for taking the baton . . .
Christianity EtcRe: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by Recognise: 12:13am On May 10, 2009
Cicero:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Is that a threat?

Posting here seems to be your biggest achievement, not for me.
Well for me its fun, I get to interact with people who ordinarily wouldn't come close to me because of levels.
Maybe one day we can reveal our identities, so we know who the masters are. Visiting here and posting once in awhile is my secret past time, one I can gladly live without.

I doubt Seun is petty enough to ban people who disagree with him.

But if you are Seun and wish to ban me for exposing your mischievousness against a man more relevant to our generation than you and your 'noble anambara family', then be my guest.
[size=16pt]@^[/size] Cicero you might be on to something

There is definitely a smell and it doesnt seem to smell right

The pointers are:

1) How this thread got a Home page link (i.e. front page). It is likely because a Pastor E.A. Adeboye thread is a guaranteed traffic generator

2) Banon referencing Naijarita - a site owned by Seun

3) Seun is an "The Onion"enthusiast; a Fake News website akin to Naijarita

4) Someone is taking the mick or more than one have colluded to have us on or pull a fast one on us . . .

There will be a "redeeming" wink wink

of credibility, image, integrity and trust if the smell proves to be foul one  . . .  wink
Christianity EtcRe: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by Recognise: 11:29pm On May 09, 2009
Banom:
@Wanville,

see the link. or you can as well go to their website or simply google it.

http://www.naijarita.com/2006/pastor-adeboye-prophecies
[size=16pt]@^[/size]I am contributing not to acquit or convict Pastor E.A. Adeboye . . .

but hey Banon, you know well that the above website you referenced is a News satire website similar to the "the Onion"

Everyone, except you, knows Naijarita News publish fake news . . .

It is not uncommon for those not in the know to pick up news satire stories off websites of this sort

and hastily post and protray them as real stories . . .

In the future make sure you reference valid/proper News websites and not News satire websites (e.g. Naijarita News website, The Onion etc) to make a point or defence wink
Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Recognise: 1:46pm On May 09, 2009
[size=16pt]@^[/size]

Stop getting the hump, lighten up man

besides you might just burst an artery with all that anger & fuming . . .

Bite a chill pill or have a Kit-Kat, naimean? wink wink grin

Of course getting oneself right with God,

is the beginning of the candidacy for the kingdom of Heaven smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Recognise: 12:01pm On May 09, 2009
Last words of atheists

M.F. Rich: "Terrible horrors hang over my soul! I have given my immortality for gold; and its weight sinks me into a hopeless, helpless Hell!"

Thomas Paine
"I would give worlds if I had them, that The Age of Reason had never been published. O Lord, help me! Christ, help me! . . No, don't leave; stay with me! Send even a child to stay with me; for I am on the edge of Hell here alone. If ever the Devil had an agent, I have been that one."

Sir Thomas Scott: "Until this moment, I thought there was neither God nor hell; now I know and feel that there are both, and I am doomed to perdition by the just judgment of the Almighty!"

Sir Francis Newport, the head of an English infidel club: "You need not tell me there is no God for I know there is one, and that I am in His presence! You need not tell me there is no hell. I feel myself already slipping. Wretches, cease your idle talk about there being hope for me! I know I am lost forever! Oh, that fire! Oh, the insufferable pangs of hell!"

The last words of the atheist Mirabeau: "My sufferings are intolerable; I have within me a hundred years of life but not a moment's courage. Give me more laudanum that I may not think of eternity."

Gibbon, the historian, a skeptic: "The present is a fleeting moment, the past is no more, and my prospect of futurity is dark and doubtful."

Caesar Borgia: --- "While I lived, I provided for everything but death; now I must die, and am unprepared to die."

Thomas Hobbs: --- "I say again, if I had the whole world at my disposal, I would give it to live one day. I am about to take a leap into the dark."

Voltaire: --- "I am abandoned by God and man; I will give you half of what I am worth if you will give me six months' life." (He said this to Dr. Fochin, who told him it could not be done.) "Then I shall die and go to hell!"

Robert Ingersoll: --- "O God, if there be a God, save my soul, if I have a soul!" (Some say it was this way: "Oh God, if there be a God, save my soul if I have a soul, from hell, if there be a hell!"wink
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 11:17am On May 09, 2009
[size=16pt]@^[/size] Ha-ha. It takes one to know one, innit . . .

      You would know, wont 'cha my friend wink wink <nudge> <nudge>
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:03am On May 09, 2009
a Royal fart . . . grin

Christianity EtcRe: Greatest Atheist Quotes by Recognise: 8:00am On May 09, 2009
Mazaje: "He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth,

will proceed by loving his own sect or church better than Christianity,

and end in loving himself better than all."

--Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Jagunlabi:
Such a lovely and true quote. My fav. smiley [size=16pt]@^[/size]
[size=16pt]@^[/size]Ditto with me and totally agree . . .

Couldn't say it better than the below . . .


John 14:6:
John 14:6

King James Version (KJV)

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Amplified Bible (AMP)

Jesus said to him, I am the Way and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except by (through) Me.

Young's Literal Translation (YLT)

Jesus saith to him, `I am the way, and the truth, and the life, no one doth come unto the Father, if not through me;

New International Version - UK (NIVUK)

Jesus answered, I am, the way and the truth and the life. No-one comes to the Father except through me.

Contemporary English Version (CEV)

"I am the way, the truth, and the life!" Jesus answered. "Without me, no one can go to the Father.
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 7:48pm On May 08, 2009
. . . an Angelic fart grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:20pm On May 07, 2009
Agreeable noises?. . .

Spot yourself in this audience wiv DGreatRock grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:10pm On May 06, 2009
Capisce? . . . grin

Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by Recognise: 8:13pm On May 05, 2009
It was one of my earth-moving magic tricks darling . . .

The infamous disappearing act fart . . . grin

CrimeLesbian Lovers 'Bose Ore & Frances Hamilton Left 'Suicide Apology' Note by Recognise(op): 8:05pm On May 05, 2009
Two women who died in hotel suicide pact were longtime lovers, reveals mother
By Daily Mail Reporter on 05th May 2009

Two women who committed suicide in a hotel room were lovers who had been together for years, the mother of one of them has revealed.

The women, named in reports as Bose Ore, 30, and Frances Hamilton, were discovered in a bedroom of the Costello Palace Hotel in Finsbury Park, north London, just before lunchtime on Sunday.

They had left a suicide note saying 'sorry for the inconvenience'.

   [img width=450 height=500]http:///d9hsok[/img]
    Deadly powder: Bose Ore, 30,
     was found dead with Frances Hamilton, her partner of several years


The discovery of a powder in the room prompted police to evacuate the hotel and close off roads in the surrounding area, in what emergency services described as a chemical incident.

A Met Police spokeswoman said the women were 'believed to have committed suicide by taking a noxious substance'.

Officers are awaiting the results of post-mortem examinations.

Ms Ore's mother Felicia told The Sun her daughter was the 'most gentle, friendly girl you could meet, with a real stubborn streak'.

She added: 'Losing her is like losing one of my own arms.'

Felicia, who is originally from Nigeria and now lives in Kensington, south-west London, said her daughter had left the family home in 2002 and had suffered from depression after losing her job as a childcare assistant.

She said she met Frances, aged in her 50s, while being treated in a London hospital.

'They were partners for years. They loved each other. I knew Frances very well. The last time my daughter tried to take her life with an overdose, Frances would visit in hospital.'

   [img width=450 height=500]http:///czufco[/img]
    Costello Palace Hotel in north London
     where the two women were found dead


The hotel owner said he found the women's bodies after noticing the note left under the door and immediately alerted the emergency services.

Antonakis Chrysostomou, who is Cypriot, said the pair had been at the £60-a-night hotel for two nights and had signed themselves in as British on the register.

He said: 'I saw a letter under the door and it said they had taken some poison.

'It said, 'Be careful with the spoon and the glass in the room. Sorry about the inconvenience'.'

Police would not comment on the reports of a note but said nobody else was wanted in connection with the incident.

'We are waiting for the post-mortem results to come back,' a spokesman said.

Hotel guest Graham Cannon, 43, from Halstead, Essex, visited London on Saturday to watch a music concert and said the dining room was packed when he had breakfast at 8.30am on Sunday morning.

He said: 'Nothing seemed wrong at all then. We were laughing and joking with the manager. Everything was normal.

'You don't have to check out of here until 11am, so I suppose the staff didn't even find the bodies until after then.'

Eileen Early, 43, from Great Dunmow, Essex, added: 'It's just awful when you think about it. It's such a shock to realise that this has gone on while we were inside the hotel.'

Around 70 people are thought to have stayed at the Costello Palace on

for SOURCE: Click here
CrimeLesbian Suicide Pact - 'Bose Ore & Frances Hamilton Were Longtime Lovers by Recognise(op): 7:58pm On May 05, 2009
Two women who died in hotel suicide pact were longtime lovers, reveals mother
By Daily Mail Reporter on 05th May 2009

Two women who committed suicide in a hotel room were lovers who had been together for years, the mother of one of them has revealed.

The women, named in reports as Bose Ore, 30, and Frances Hamilton, were discovered in a bedroom of the Costello Palace Hotel in Finsbury Park, north London, just before lunchtime on Sunday.

They had left a suicide note saying 'sorry for the inconvenience'.

   [img width=450 height=500]http:///d9hsok[/img]
    Deadly powder: Bose Ore, 30,
     was found dead with Frances Hamilton, her partner of several years


The discovery of a powder in the room prompted police to evacuate the hotel and close off roads in the surrounding area, in what emergency services described as a chemical incident.

A Met Police spokeswoman said the women were 'believed to have committed suicide by taking a noxious substance'.

Officers are awaiting the results of post-mortem examinations.

Ms Ore's mother Felicia told The Sun her daughter was the 'most gentle, friendly girl you could meet, with a real stubborn streak'.

She added: 'Losing her is like losing one of my own arms.'

Felicia, who is originally from Nigeria and now lives in Kensington, south-west London, said her daughter had left the family home in 2002 and had suffered from depression after losing her job as a childcare assistant.

She said she met Frances, aged in her 50s, while being treated in a London hospital.

'They were partners for years. They loved each other. I knew Frances very well. The last time my daughter tried to take her life with an overdose, Frances would visit in hospital.'

   [img width=450 height=500]http:///czufco[/img]
    Costello Palace Hotel in north London
     where the two women were found dead


The hotel owner said he found the women's bodies after noticing the note left under the door and immediately alerted the emergency services.

Antonakis Chrysostomou, who is Cypriot, said the pair had been at the £60-a-night hotel for two nights and had signed themselves in as British on the register.

He said: 'I saw a letter under the door and it said they had taken some poison.

'It said, 'Be careful with the spoon and the glass in the room. Sorry about the inconvenience'.'

Police would not comment on the reports of a note but said nobody else was wanted in connection with the incident.

'We are waiting for the post-mortem results to come back,' a spokesman said.

Hotel guest Graham Cannon, 43, from Halstead, Essex, visited London on Saturday to watch a music concert and said the dining room was packed when he had breakfast at 8.30am on Sunday morning.

He said: 'Nothing seemed wrong at all then. We were laughing and joking with the manager. Everything was normal.

'You don't have to check out of here until 11am, so I suppose the staff didn't even find the bodies until after then.'

Eileen Early, 43, from Great Dunmow, Essex, added: 'It's just awful when you think about it. It's such a shock to realise that this has gone on while we were inside the hotel.'

Around 70 people are thought to have stayed at the Costello Palace on

for SOURCE: Click here
PoliticsRe: Woman, 58, Dies While Queuing For Fuel by Recognise: 11:52am On May 05, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Oh my goodness! So you're saying the queue in itself killed her? LOL!!!

Why was she the only one that died then? Or did the others take anti-queue vaccine? cheesy


Yes, in Nigeria.
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People are not dying from queuing for oil alone . . .

Spoke with naija last night, and was informed before this incident came to light here (i.e. this forum) today

that OAPs (i.e. Old Age Pensioners) are left standing in the scorching sun for hours in a queue to pick up their pension entitlements

Due to the prolong wait in the queue and exposure to the sun, at least five elderly people died
Sad, very sad: Someone's pappy and/or big momma

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