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sixtuschimere:
What a life!Are we ruled by a cabal?Check out this rare epic throwback photo of James Ibori,Governor Okowa and Uduaghan.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/check-out-this-throwback-photo-of-james.html?m=1

This trezzy helm girl no sabi write at all!

olasmith10:
Thanks for your observation, but unfortunately u were very quick to comment.The ultrasound training isn't for "Anybody" as you have asserted. A mechanic expert cannot see this advert and call for the training.. The training is meant for medical professionals that has one way or the other, discovered the need for it..
Please once again, take time in reading between the lines of online contents as the write up above.
The consumers of this advert will understand better.

Well you made it very suggestive. As the topic of your heading says " buy an ulteasond machine and get a free ultra sound training" in the real sense of an axplanation it means that if i buy that machine right now i wohld automatically get a training. This is nigeria with alot of wicked people looking for ways to make quick money. Anyone who doesnt have an expert knowledge in ultrasound can tap into this and open an ultrasound clinic and give wrong diagnosis. There are many fake docotrs who have been practising the profession for years in nigeria so please dont come up with an excuse for the mistake in your post! Except you are the manufacturer or a licenced expert, you dont have any authority giving training about either the technicality of the machine or how to use it.

I am sorry to ask but has the mdeical profession gotten to the point where anybody can just do a simple "training" and be able to use these machines to figure out what goes on in the body? You guys should be very careful! This sounds wrong!

Fitz22:
You are obviously the bigger mumu for not understanding Buhari's statement.

Did he talk about your wife or your mother? Are you helping Buhari service his wife? Are you Aisha's father, mother, brother or sister? How does his household and how he wants to run it concern you? Do you provide for his family? How does what he said affect the economy? Did Buhari tell you he needs your opinion on how to manage his wife? Did you marry Aisha for him? So STFU!

promise4040:
u this he/she goat calling hilda mumu, is she talking to u? Is she the first to react? Or wen did u become buhari's keeper?

Buhari wasnt also talking to her. He goat

Mu.mu woman. Was he talking about you. Is your name now aisha buhari?

SpitsOnYoruba:
What did you just called Him ?? Big boy ??
Boys wey dey high school are richer than this did

If you want to call big boys, call Hushpupi, Shyboss and Bnaira

All doing what? Yahoo.

can anybody answer this question?

the only rich person amongst them is Linda.

blurry vision yes but this only comes after frequent intake of garri over time especially if it doesnt have oil, milk and groundnut in it. others are faboo

priceaction:
That's it, just look at how many jobs Mills like that will create with such huge amount? But greedy and quick money is playing fast one there too while our so called importers like those Lebanese and Indians with the collaborations of corrupt government agencies make it possible for them to do. And most of the rice they bring in are fake, expired rice that has been in the ban for 10s of years .just look even at many chocolate too. No single or standard chocolate factories in South West or Nigeria as a whole while they bring junks for us and even come here to repackage it in their house.
I was with a Lebanese client 3 years ago in Apapa, I know he does some dirty importation like bringing nearly expired chocolates from abroad and supply shops like shoprite and goodies and so on. I even heard he repackage some expired goods that even come through boarders .
Imagine this guy was threatening a nafdac official with hire assassin because the guy seized his goods? I was hearing his conversation on phone and I was boiling in my mind. No agency can stop him as he claimed because he is very wealthy and influence.
The country needs to stop many of these to improve our local production and empower our youths, no matter how. China did not become an industrial hub in one day or by relying on foreign goods that can be produced locally.

He big pass saraki and the rest wey them don come for? If they want to get him they would he wont do nothing..

If you know how annoyed i am by just readin what you wrote up there. In these people's country you cant try sh.it there. They treat black like animals and dont have regards for us. In our own country they are doing the same thing to us..

RichThug:
Yahoo boys will be dancing upandan at this news :/

How? Dont be foo......lish this early morning

Mekky2010:
I studied in Moscow and must frankly say that your experience is not a common one, St Pburg is a tourist city where millions of foreigners visit yearly. My guess is that you were probably forming Americana, with your shoes, shirt, etc displaying American flag and Russians have natural disdain for US more than the colour of your skin.

If u ever wish to visit Russia again, contact me, I ll get my pals to give you the amazing Russian hospitality ....

I hope you were able to visit Petergof before the bad experience...

Oga which kine talk be this?

Lies from the pit of hell. M.I i am 100 percent certain he does not have N10m cash in the bank. Take my word to the bank. This list is a fabrication from the devil himself! Lmao!

wellmax:
Simply give your own facts

Well since he said he has found out already, then let time be his teacher.lol

Explorers:
Got my first laptop few weeks back, when i get to the office, it's always on power from 8am-4pm when going home.

Ive been told several times to stop doing this, that it's going to damage the battery.

So i visited Quora, Howstuffsworks and i realized that there's nothing like overcharging of a laptop, most esp the new models.

On these sites, most people said once the charging hits 100%, there's an app that will immediately stop the battery from taking more power, more like disengaging the battery from charging.

So i just decided to bring this here for more contributions, thanks.

Big Lie! continue and i give your battery 8 months.

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

An interesting tale.

But some things stood out in the narrative,that needs to be pointed out. The topic says girl in the US?but some simple English here is different from the American way of speaking.

In the US nobody uses the word GP. GP(General Practitioner)is how the British call their Doctors. Again,she used the word Flatmate. Americans do not know what flatmate means,they have room mates.

This tells me this might have happened in the UK or Ireland.

i too sabi.. who asked you?

Newbeginnings:
Remember I said if a man loves the woman darely

Its simple, everywoman is responsible for her man, men who love their women dearly cheat for these reasons

Bad sex life

Stress and quarrels with her

AOT - Advantage of time (when he is drunk, or something)

Now for the bad sex life, she wouldn't just wait for him to be doing all the work, (sex is not all about fvcking my friends, it all about creating a strong emotional bond) but get herself into work to give her man a mind blowing time in bed..

Stress and quarrels, a woman is supposed to build herself on tips on how to reduce stress and frustration and also provide escape routes during such events, I have learned that what we say fuel quarrels sometimes and even saying nothing fuels a quarrel.

advantage of time is always a mistake, a woman teaching her man the principles she lives on and how these principles should reflect in him will reduce the chances of such mistake happening..

So if a man loves you darely, he will never cheat on you...

Lol. How old are you?

ceeethru:
I think is surprising to see people here celebrating impunity of the highest order in a supposed democratic regime, there's no doubt that Nigerian judges are very corrupt, but can the president be bold enough to arrest the judges that has spoken in his favour? This is purely an act to intimidate other judges to work on his favour, even the roothless military junta of Sani Abacha and IBB never acted like this; but today the claimed educated in Nigeria are celebrating every nasty moves made by this stark illiterate, that is to show the level of education they operated in Nigeria, this nonsense can't even happen in Zimbabwe or Somalia.

Explain to me coa im not getting it. Are you saying that the judges be left alone after these allegations has been heaped on them?

Newbeginnings:
Most men cheat... because the women allow it.... simple... If a man loves a woman dearly and she does not allow him to cheat, he will never ever ever cheat

Oga its not about Love. for a man not to cheat is called "Discipline"

ckc:
I was recently invited to an interview for a managerial post and I decided to wear my usual corporate long sleeves and trouser. This is my usual dressing to interviews. I have never loved suits. In fact the only time I have worn suit was on my wedding. So I was doing well in the interview until the panelists said my shirt was washed and even though I am not wearing suits, I could have worn something better. I was truly shocked that was a new shirt I was wearing for the 1st time after my brother brought it down from abroad. Embarrassed was an understatement. Guess my performance was more important to them than my "washed shirt" cos after less than 24hrs after the interview I was called that I was successful and being invited for 2nd stage interview this weekend. Now I am not taking chances... I have bought a brand new smart suit! Please can one also wear senators to an interview though I have never tried it. That's also a corporate wear isn't it? Let's discuss things you can wear to interviews guys!

to be honest, I would not feel apologetic for dressing in a corporate shirt and trouser. That in itself is also corporate.

IVORY2009:
lol

If you take a look @ the background of where the child is standing, u will discover there is an airconditional set der, the question is, on this present day Nigeria, which public school can you find a standing aircondition? Or is that the head masters/mistress office.......

Kudos to Mr Governor for taking the bold step, if its true!

**** did the post say that he is in school right now?

yanmata:
I need tokunbo not Nigerian used. Thx

let me help you buy one from germany.... for realll.

TonyeBarcanista:
On Saturday, September 24, 2016, I wrote a piece on this platform titled APC Humiliation: Time For Jagaban Bola Ahmed Tinubu To Consider PDP. In the piece, I made a passionate case for the leader of Ruling All Progressive Congress to switch over to the Umbrella side of the political divide after seeing the humiliation meted to his loyalists orchestrated by those that once benefited from his political benevolence in order to disgrace him. The most recent being the sham of Ondo APC governorship primary and the rejection of the APC Appeal Tribunal recommendation by the National Chairman of the party despite majority members of the National Working Committee present at the deliberation insisting on upholding the position of the Appeal tribunal. Barely 24 hours after the piece, His Excellency Asiwaju (Senator) Bola Ahmed Tinubu made a strong but patriotic call for his party's National Chairman to do the honorable thing by resigning.

To some people, Asiwaju Tinubu deserves whatever ill-treatment is coming his way simply because "he is too powerful as an individual" or "he should be tamed by fire by force". However, these individuals forget that power comes from God, and in any society, there will always be powerful citizens whose acquisition of power and influence could be attributed to factors such as show of benevolence, performance while in public office, intelligence, charisma or any other reasons. While it is no crime taming powerful individuals in society, such must be done according to laws, statutes and precepts of the society concerned.

In the Tinubu case, his acquisition of power was not due to sheer luck or something he attained overnight. For those that may not be aware, prior to 1999, Bola Tinubu was elected into the Senate to represent Lagos West Senatorial district in the Red Chamber in 1992 in the defunct Third Republic. After the June 12, 1993 Presidential election annulment which was arguably won by late businessman Chief MKO Abiola, Bola Tinubu along with other patriots formed the National Democratic Coalition(NADECO) to seek the restoration of Abiola's mandate that was freely given him by the Nigeria electorates. The struggle for the restoration led Asiwaju to flee to London in 1994 where he stayed on exile until 1998 after the death of Abacha and during the transition period that led to the fourth Republic which began in 1999. Tinubu stood for a cause even at a period when many politicians found it convenient to wine and dine with the military in order to satisfy the voices of both the stomach and pocket.

In 1998 Tinubu was elected Governor under Alliance for Democracy platform, the crises in AD led his faction to form the Action Congress of Nigeria. As the only AD/AC Governor between 2003 and 2007, Tinubu's performance was second to none, and he deployed his protege and exWorks Commissioner to Osun in 2007 where he defeated incumbent Olagunsoye Oyinlola. He also held his grip in Lagos by ensuring the victory of another protege Raji Fashola. Not forgeting the role and support he played to Comrade Adams Oshiomole of Edo and Rahman Mimiko (legal assistance) the Labour candidate in Ondo in 2007, ALL became successful. Not even the exit of strongman Atiku Abubakar from the ACN in 2010 deterred Jagaban, he went ahead to do a clean sweep of SW in 2011 with exception of Ondo state.

During the merger that formed APC, political observers would agree that the ACN bloc controlled by Tinubu brought more to the table more than the Buhari CPC bloc(which had only a poor Nasarawa state) and Modu Sheriff controlled ANPP bloc which had only Borno and Zamfara states. Yet, Tinubu allowed the CPC bloc to produce the Presidential Aspirant, while settling for a VP aspirant despite being the major contributor to the merger. It is a fact that without the ACN bloc, the CPC or CPC/ANPP wouldn't have won the Presidential election of 2015.

However, is is a shame that members of the CPC bloc led by President Buhari's men in connivance with the ANPP group(Oyegun) and ungrateful former beneficiaries of Tinubu's political magnanimity who are not politically relevant in their states in Southwest are out to humiliate and frustrate the man whom God used to shoot them to power through undemocratic and illegal means. For instance, APC Chairman John Oyegun has been in ANPP but has never won his polling booth in Edo state not to talk of producing Governor, Raji Fashola could not deliver his choice candidate in a free and fair APC Governorship primary in December 2014 despite being an incumbent, Kayode Fayemi could not win even his LGA in Ekiti state in his failed 2014 reelection bid despite enjoying incumbency, losing to Fayose in an historic 16-0, Amosun contested for Governor in 2007 under ANPP but was defeated by PDP Gbenga Daniel, it took his defection to ACN and adoption by Tinubu for him to win in 2011. The case is same with Ajimobi of Oyo state. Even President Buhari, despite his alleged popularity in the North has never delivered any Governor in his Katsina state nor his Kaduna political front prior to 2015. In fact, he has NEVER defeated any Northern Presidential candidate in Katsina state. Meanwhile, Tinubu has 100% record in delivering his candidates in Lagos state guber since 1999.

None of these people can stand shoulder to shoulder politically with Senator Jagaban Bola Ahmed Tinubu, none of these men enjoy the popular support Tinubu enjoys. They couldn't even defeat his preferred candidate Mr. Segun Abraham in Ondo APC Governorship Primary but had to manipulate delegate list. Despite the manipulation, Akeredolu only won by slim margin. To show the popularity and acceptance of Tinubu. They are scared of conducting a rerun because the are aware that a rerun will deal a fatal blow on them in favor of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu candidate Mr Segun Abraham.

Though I am neither a member nor sympathiser of the ruling All Progressive Congress, I see an opportunity for patriotic Nigerians irrespective of party to take a position that insists on justice and sanity in our political environment, especially internal democracy within our parties. We are in a country where injustice has been tolerated for long and accepted as norm especially when victims of the injustice are not on our personal or political good books, this acceptance of undemocratic values has to be kicked out if we must sanitise of country and political space.

Like I submitted earlier, those against Bola Tinubu and want to bring him down must follow the accepted and democratic path otherwise, they are on a wild goose chase. Tinubu rose to the height that he is through consistent hardwork and mercies of the Almighty God, those that wishes to humiliate him must do so through hardwork and hoping for God's mercy. Anything short of that is an exercise in futility.

Finally, I reiterate my call for Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu to consider quitting the undemocratic and false progressive APC, and join hands with the PDP to help build a better country when power changes hands in 2019.



May God Bless Jagaban and Bless Nigeria
https://silverbirdtv.com/sites/default/files/field/image/Asiwaju-Bola-Tinubu.jpg

you would have been smart enough to say Tinubu should form another politicsl party rsther than joinng the useless PDP whose only quest to power is to keep looting and doing however they like.

miremoses:
u might be right..but I think there z a camera there.

Theres no camera. This has been photoshopped. I saw the tutorial on time on youtube.

Cutehector:
This is the very reason why God made dem billionaires in the first place!





Good job. Dangote should donate to dis cause as well instead of planning to buy NLNG.

You for tell the man how to spend him money na.. shebi u be him papa now

suruwilliams:
NACAN Resume duty it's Monday morning

Na why una no fit make am in life. See the kine useless and free work una dey do...May God have mercy on the people that depend or look up to you..

kingwill2050:
Three comments and we don reach front page.... The moderator on duty should be rusticated

Lmao!!!

kenonze:
I guess this must be via surrogacy.

The woman's mental health cannot cope with conventional pregnancy.

.... . No wonder Gov Dickson keep traveling abroad( to donate sperm.)

Congratulations to them.

Modified
For those of u quoting me,
Am not against surrogacy.
It was never on record that Dickson's wife was pregnant either.
Why not show us the mother and babies in the hospital side by side. At least she should still be on hospital bed after the CS

Lmao!

these are the guys that go on ahead to enter politics and become Dino Melayes of their time. We all know the kind of person Dino Melaye is right now.