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Harbosede02:
dah my bf should test me pretending to av done HIV test to knw if am cheating on him??

why not? if you are pure, you are pure....simple!

Richie0974:
Nairalanders can quote o... My previous comment was a joke o... Now they'll say am derailing the thread .

FTC!!! ...sorry, I couldn't help it. It's been a while .

Silly dolt... That how you folks always fail exams and job interviews. After you would say there is no job.

anonimi:
Make I helep them small.


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I just feel like the stench from these pictures are oozing out from the screen of my PC

7lives:
You mean Fashola was not effective in Lagos? if you don't have eyes why not borrow, haba brother.

well, I dont mean in Fashola's case. I am only saying everybody shouting intelligence up and down. Rotimi Amaechi is a highly intelligent man, did that stop him from looting Rivers dry? Lai Mohammed is a highly intelligent man as you all say, does that also stop him from being a liar?

DoTheNeedful:
I hope you are not a wailer because that will be equal to playing double standards. You guys think Buhari is a dullard and cannot perform. Fashola is talking intelligently now but you are saying it does not translate into performance

well, if you are intelligent enough you should know my political stand. The history is there. you see what i said acting intelligent does not mean that you would effectively get the job done?

Nigerians are beginning to miss the point. Being intelligent does not translate to being effective/efficeint in your area of expertise or job. We should get this in our heads and only then would be see these folks in another light.

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your advertising skill is quite poor and tells me the kind of Mc you would be. Therefore, I wuld not even want to try to contact you...gbam!

Omotayor123:
This is serious! But what kind of a man does that He should blame himself for not able to protect his wife and having to stand there like a dummy and watch the whole show. Why does he have to put his wife into emotional trauma? Why does she have to bell the cat

Men and their Useless Ego.
I have heard of cases where robbers made tenants of a compound *sleep* with the wife of one another. That kind case nko


God save Women. I feel sorry for the poor woman. After going through rape her husband is still making making her feel miserable.

you are speaking too much english. what does cat and bell have to do now biko

MosakuAW:
What is been humble got to do with this. Nothing special about him trying his hands on bricks and cement. The building under construction might be one of his projects and he trying to make fun. Thats all.


Nothing special joor. Messi did same in one of the African countries months back.

Leave all these silly bloggers who just write sh...it just to fill spaces on their website.

kay9:
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but yours is just terrible. If the man is question was your brother, would you give this advice? Or better still, how about a guy keeps you close.. You know, just keep you close but not necessarily date you o, just keep you close. Yeah, very good idea, if I say so myself.

dont ,mind the mumuness of a girl...keep him close..

Neduzze5:
The dullard cannot even speak/write understandable English self!

What does that have to do with technical performance. You silly nigerians make emphasis on useless and irrelevant things and thereby ignoring the pertinent issues you should be worrying over. Complete set of dolts!

spillyboy14:
But for most African's myopic thinking faculty, there's nothing wrong in a man or woman's hair being styled to whatever design so long as it is clean and does not give foul odour.
It grows, you choose to let it grow, twist it, turn it, braid it, leave it to grow long, or whatever.

We have never made emphasis to Jesus who is an overall mentor to all Christians, on why he choosed to leave his hair to grow long and not barb low cut instead. Isn't it the same hair I have growing on my own head?

In the days of old, these mentors kept long beards, but If I attempt my #beardgang stuff, err1 be like"why are you looking like a muslim? huh!!!? muslim?? yet God allowed beards grow on the face of Christians?"

Please we need to emancipate our selves from mental slavery, (Bob Marley). Africa has more pressing issues our generation needs to solve. Hair style is not one of those.

Hmnm.... hmnmnmmm.. stroking beard and thinking...

Yomieluv:
lol.

I wonder who pays to watch those craps called comedy.


they aren't funny except they throw jabs at each other or audiences.


AY is the worst, he's dry like face powder.

Thank you so much. I thought it was only me.

AishaCole:
Lol,uh huh no but it's actually obvious you couldn't think of anything else to say... Have a nice day!!

No i actually know when its worthless still talking..

AishaCole:
It's a racial term because "caste" means pure, so if someone calls a person of mixed race "half-caste" they are calling them half pure! You will need more than Wikipedia to educate you.... Don't worry Christmas is soon to be here so ask for a book. Mtchewww..

lmao. Its obvious you are unwise.bye!

rasojie:
I am in my early early twenties. Heavily built but not 'fat'
cc lalasticlala

you are fat

AishaCole:
Ode! It's Mixed Race not Halfcaste. Please educate yourself...... BYE!

Lmao...no you the educated one should educate yourself more because apparently the folks in charge of it from cradle till now did a bad job.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-caste

Crieff:
Silly spokesman!

You simply wish him all the best in his future endeavours and thank him for his sterling service to the nation. Everything the NFF SM said or typed was needless. No one said you should beg him. I'm certain the guy is one of those appointed by connection not merit.

Tactless people everywhere!

can you even imagine the guy saying that Enyeama who was sent out of the camp did not tell anyone he is leaving... I mean...does that even make sense?

This guy is such a drama king.. Na only you get half caste pikin first?

Hildalicious:
we didn't do court marriage, will that be a problem?

then pack your load and leave the house but before you go make sure you rent your own house somewhere so you don't get stranded looking for where to stay... Thanks.

endy4oxide:
First--- why wld you chk his fone. *i guess he was nt aware you did that

Don't react yet... Observe carefully . No your position if you the main chik or d side chik...

why not? well, he is supposed to be in a committed relationship and if I have doubts about my "committed" partner, i should not somehow invade their so called privacy? If you like dont check your partners phone from time to time

frankay430:
what is wif dis container falling tinz

The road is not good man. There are no safety checks on these heavy duty trucks!

This globacom is very silly. Gwagon and range rover they have already. They should hae just bought them lamborghini or buggati so we know its new. shiiii

fagbohun4j:
I got mine for 45,000 around July this year.

Golf 3, everything cheap! I would definitely buy that car again!

First of, I would like to say that the purpose of this thread being opened in the first place is outright silly. With that being said, I would answer your question this way although it might not be the answer but it i my answer. Nigerian folks need to change the mentality they have got. because if the mentality and orientation was right, someone would not be opening this thread. Normally, a car should not define your pocket size. be it big or small because everyone thinks that having a big car makes people accord you with a lot of respect and see you as rich is the same reason why someone who clearly cannot afford and maintain an expensive car would want to go and buy one with all the money he has got. The problem is that Nigerians have not even realized the real purpose of having a car. (to me which is just to move from point A to B) if you have the money and you wish to buy something expensive, go for it. if you dont have the money and you wish to move from point a to b, go for what you can afford. Until we change the mindset of what the purpose of a car is, threads like this and the " I-need-a-big-car-so-that-people-can-think-i-am-rich'mentality would keep cropping up!

Bribery collection keke

bigfrancis21:
I totally understand that the mother acted out of frustration or anger. $720 is quite an amount to throw down the drain like that. However, the major issue is parents are not allowed to hit their kids heavily, especially if it results to body damage or psychological after-effects. Spanking is permitted, especially as a form of correction to let the child know that it did something not right. Where it gets bad is when the spanking becomes excessive, frequent or the child suffers physical or emotional damage as a result.

It is usually said that black mothers spank their children more often than white mothers.

Whoasked you this one now

Breakup with her! Dolt! Everybody just posts everything going on with their lives on the internet these days.. silly set of generation!

warrior01:
Good. Please when is Buhari going to vacate the presidential seat for lack of proper and adequate qualification. Thank God the illiteracy in him is already manifesting.

sillly warrior. Thats how you lose battles.

Hildalicious:
my husband and i are young couple who just got married last week, my husband is an official member of a leading Pentecostal church and he takes his religion seriously – so much so that he always recoils at the idea of having MouthAction. he says it’s against the teachings of the Bible. This makes me sad. I am a Christian myself and I go to a reputable church from time to time. his attitude really upset me, I know a lot of our religious friends who are happy in fulfilling sexual relationships, why should our situation be different? At times I even wonder if he not hiding something from me. I asked him to reach some sort of compromise by allowing me to give him MouthAction but he says it is against his religious beliefs . It seems as if he is using his religion as excuses, What can I do? should i end the marriage ?

Yes end the marriage and while at that make sure that you get the right courts and lawyers to do it officially before its too late....

Whats the point being with a woman for 4years if you know you are likely not to marry her because of her unbearable personality? You are on a long thing man. Wey you for drop am like hot yam.