₦airaland Forum

YinkaOlusesi16:
To clear ur doubt, go for paternity test, it`s jusk 200k. And if u know u cant afford the bills, just accept the baby like that & be a responsible father.

Did you just call 200k just in this regime? How much dey your account?

walemoney007:
Good one

But make dem reduce the price of their data

By now, 1.5GB for one month no suppose pass #600.

For your Yeye mind. When there is 780 for 3gig, valid for 30 days.

silverlinen:
All this pesshit fans wey dey nairaland, how una market na?
And the idiot don even play more penalties pass Cr7 the real G.O.A.T?
Na wa ooo!! PESSHIT for a reason.

How does the bolded sound to your ears? Come up with another thing.

Stormtrooper11:
I'm gonna be playing COD, Far cry, Resident evil, FIFA and other games. I got my music and I got enough snack for the ride . Singles aren't loners contrary to the popular stereotypes. I'm really enjoying it this way.

Why are you so fake?

orlahtohbadt:
This picture wey I see on top twitter. Fake lifer spotted.

Something was telling me that picture is not his.

Mom007:
A diamond is not a diamond if it doesn't shine! Rest abeg!

But you just called it diamond.

Nothing Diamond about that thing, it is just looks like diamond.

November1857:
Afonjanistan is burning.

If this is funny to you, just shows your upbringing is worst.

robinfemi:
Trying to scam you and you are covering his or her name. Thunder fire both of you

Thunder ⚡ fire both of them.

blackpearl028:
Despite the fact that i formatted my phone on the 23rd of January.

Bro, what's the name of your theme, using that battery icon?

BuyAndSellStuff:
One transgendered and one alien

If you born alien now, you no go fit wait.

24brains:
no be to fine for the face oo, is her pussy fine?

Yes oo.

Crowwejihadist:
Can't you see how riri's own is modest, truly she will be grate mother.

Modest? Wait till when her pregnancy gets to 8 months.

No help

Bluezy13:
Shave your armpit, else it smells...
Even if you wash five times daily, it smells as soon as the spray or antiperspirant tends to wear off.

Shave your fvcking armpit!

Na lie. You might have hair at your armpit, it won't smell bad, since you watch it thoroughly daily.

Anyone0455:
120k for redmi note 10

How much will the pro go for


I hope Xiaomi go cut cost for people that will first buy it sha

Name if your battery theme?

Imperare:
Having a bad woman in your life is very bad. Chai

Try to be expressing the truth once a while. Stop the childish talks. The guy was really at fault. Stop covering up bad doing. Your sister might be in that shoe.

Takeit2017:
The funniest thing is that

The last time I did a giveaway of 3-4k here
I lost huge amount of money to a scammer

Its part of life
Its part of our growth

Am back with another giveaway
If your problem pass 1-2k then this post is not for you

God bless our hustle

I no get much but the little I have I could also help those that really needs it.

Reply and drop account details

Update

If I share you post then you are qualified to get the money

Can I drop my account number?

Cerebellum:
Why are we bent on destroying, spoillng and disorganizing peoples lives?

The world has lost it humanity
The world is doomed!

Na today?

Angel55555:
He might be 24 or otherwise, people should just learn to mind their business I don't see Watford officials complaining [color=#990000][/color]

So you believe this 68 year old man, to be 24 years? LOL

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why not?if he has a great personality why not?
He looks great in his Pierce tho..I love them..
Wow just wow.. looks cute tho..

You just underrated the word "great".
What looks great there?

Tufiapka.

GoodHardDick:
OP, na man u be abeg!
A quick advice to you bro, marry the new girl, the old girl is a hoe. I'm sure she must have destroyed her womb by now.

E sure me die say that old girl must have been collecting lots of dicks before the one that got her pregnant. And now she's begging you to accept her back after she has finished exploring other dicks. What a huge joke!

Abeg, for your complete peace of mind and sanity bro Marry the new girl.

Cow get sense pass you.

Simixola:
If they are Happy am happy

Are you family with them?

visijo:
How to get 2 million naira in Feb is out, DM with your 5k to get the format

The offer is valid for 24hrs only

Your own scamming is obvious.

Senomi:
Lol, little lady there are over 7billion people in the world and your opinion or thoughts is of no value to me and will never be

Who is a lady? You must be high on cheap drugs.

Senomi:
And what makes you think I'm a christian?.......pls don't lecture me mum

Because you aren't a Christian, now gives you chance to ridicule God? It's better you lay curse on yourself.

Senomi:
Correct food from a correct comrade

Finally I'm the first to cement

The person with that handle is very stupïd. Even you who follows it is sick.

blinking001:
Men still ask ladies out in Nigeria? Like y'all don't have better things to do with your time?

Gay!

ChizzyBuna:
I had a fling with one of my work friends.
She lives 15 mins apart from my area
We have been having sex for over a year
She is a good friend.

Long story short, i was given promotion at work. My job is one of the hardest.
I'm in charge of recurring new workers and im the one that submit the names of those who will be sacked.
The M.D is my uncle and he trust me so much

Today i opened a file and saw this girls name on list of people to be sacked.
I have to submit it and prepare their letters.
I have defended her when my uncle wanted to sack her last year.
If i defend her again, my uncle will suspect im having fling with her. He almost caught us kissing so he is suspicious
If my uncle find out, he might sack me.
He sees me as an angel and i want to keep that reputation. So i can become M.D

modified
For those asking why they want to sack her
Last year, during staff meeting. She kind of challenged a senior collegue's idea infront of everybody, the man was not having it. It caused a riff between them. Since then the man has been trying to sack her. Based on he is my uncles alley.
I defended her privately to my uncle. They didnt sack her..
Last year my uncle annouced that he will be going to uk for hip surgery.
His wife has taken over as of January.
Maybe the wife has a hand in this. 
And i cant ask her why..

Both my uncle and wife are not on nairaland. So its safe to bring this topic here

Your uncle sees you as an angel? You and your uncle are mad.

Mko123:
if anybody counter point 2. It's a practical show of shame from where you came from

You picking point from your ass boy. You are still a small boy.

When you don't have money, you will be irrelevant in 95% family. Even your kid siblings likely to start insulting you.

No be when phone on you go call your partner?

Bashmufol:
na used one, no be brand new

I know. You can get 9A at that price for a used phone not Redmi 9