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Ola9ja23:
At least this one helps Obituary and IPOBidients to spend their money well well 🤣😀😀

BTW, where is the library? Village no get name ?

yarimo:
Money from fake news and defamations, from obi and his illiterate bitter Obidients.

ogawisdom:
Nigerian Man Spotted Using Palm Oil As lubricant For His Motorcycle | #IgbereTV

Ignorance is a big problem

HelpfulBro:
I'm 18 and last night I just had my first sex, I was so hyped up about it, I been dey talk to myself I'll give her different styles based on p*rn I've been watching and my guy advised me to take this oil... Samsu oil



He didn't tell me how to use it and I went and used the whole bottle on my little man, when she came in the conversation was going well and she was fair and sexy, I couldn't even hold the erection as I was sending her the money before we begin na just small thing for my little man to spring up but I held it in.



I convinced her to give me a Mouth Gig and it was hard but immediately as she put it in her mouth I couldn't feel sh*t, I was like wtf is going on, omoh she laid down and I started to finger her and she was moaning but my guy just went soft. It was like immediately as I couldn't feel anything I just lost interest



She asked to take sometime and I did then we got to it after about 40 mins then my dick was semi hard again and enough to penetrate so she put a condom on it and I did successfully and she was riding me and I started hitting it and she was moaning



I switched her to missionary and she still kept moaning then I put her two legs together in front and started hitting it dip to a I hit a wall 😂 and she shouted. All this didn't last 3 mins though but I couldn't still feel anything, I was stroking and asking myself where's the pleasure when I switched to missionary it just went soft again and I was angry and she tried stroking but it didn't come up



I waited 3 hours moving round the room for the the stuff to die down, I even took a bath but it didn't come up. I tried watching porn but it didn't come up and occasionally I get small bursts of arousal but it goes down almost immediately



So now I can say I'm disvirgined but not at the same time? What do you think I did wrong experienced people, next time I wouldn't take anything.


Pls mature responses before you comment, I'm serious with life, I have a business and I have plans for my future so don't try to insult me bosses 🙏

PussyPunisher:
There was this time I was having sex with this very energetic and active girlfriend, the action reached a creaxendo when I inserted my fingers in her pussy.

I just kept going until I had inserted my hand up to the wrist.

You needed to hear how the lady was moaning at the top of her voice.




[/b] ONYE ERIRI ERI[/b]

It was job well done cos her pussy got maximum punishment that day

Please share your experience if you have fisted a lady before

Adonis69:
Earlier this year I met this guy and we became friends. He started visiting my apartment because him and his friends just moved into my compound. But I noticed that although he looks athletic, well built and physically fit but he's very sexually active, swinging both ways.
Yesterday I got an oral quick HIV test kit and told him it was for gonorrhea test because he's not that enlightened. So he accepted to the test. When the result came out, he's HIV positive. I wasn't so sure, so I contacted a HIV health worker and he confirmed that the owner of the test is positive.

Now, should I tell him or keep it to myself because he's already telling me that condom busted the last time he was having sex with a lady, which gave him gonorrhea. So he was taking drugs for it and was asking me how to prevent such from happening in future. I've advised him to double the condom, since he has a very huge and slightly curved dick, which is the cause of the tear during sex.

So pep, should I tell him he's positive or mind my business? He's been running temperature since yesterday and was complaining of cough and catarrh.

siofra:
This obsession is getting out of hand

If he wasn't so handsome and exceptional, I would never have noticed him😭

I wish I could turn back time to 5 days ago when I wasn't interested in this man.


Helllllllpppppp!! I wish I had never listened to Je te Laisserai Des Mots


What do I do

He's exactly my typeeeeeeeeee (from what I've seen. I don't know him)

crazy254:
Something really strange happened at the First National Bank in Nairobi, Kenya. A guy tried to rob the bank using a watermelon, and it left everyone scratching their heads. The person who did this is still unknown, and it's making headlines as one of the weirdest bank robbery attempts in recent times.

The Weird Incident



ONYE ERIRI ERI

This person walked into the bank, wearing a black hoodie and sunglasses, and went up to the bank teller. Now, instead of using a gun or something you'd expect in a robbery, he put a watermelon on the counter and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

Naturally, the bank teller was very confused. She asked him why he was doing this, and he just repeated his demand. When she didn't give in, he picked up the watermelon and acted like he was going to use it as a weapon.

Scared for her safety, READ MORE

Higherthan:
We already knows who will dish out the death threats 😆…. It’ll be the same ppl who will insult you for not supporting their candidate, those who refuse to give their parents feeding money for supporting BAT, those who uses kick to wake their father from sleep it can only be them.
And they’re called THE HEADLESS MOB





So those headless mob knows who they are hahaha 🤣
My mentions is getting filled.
So you know yourselves as a headless mob?

Reminderz:
he might be communicating to you indirectly that he likes you, and not the perf...so he doesn't want to come direct, so in case you accuse him, he can easily exonerate himself... in order words, he wants to have a taste of you... I guess you're a lady, he fit use perf level take enter you, and before you know, you're a married man's side chic...

he might just like the perf you're wearing and nothing attached but if that's really the case, he would have given you the money to buy it for him if he's really serious about the "perf" and not you... Lol abi e wan talk say e nor know where dem dey sell perf? Op nor lie, you sef like am abi? No be why you volunteer to give am the money or buy him the perf? Lol, you should have asked for the money to get it for him as well..

BOSSkesh:
Very true
Utter disgrace

Sheistoopretty:
Really?

But I haven't seen a reasonable Nigerian man before

Omobude244:
calm down
nobody is running to ogun, ondo, oyo, osun, or ekiti please.

Lagos was a former FCT. Remove Lagos from SW and u guys will be competing with Zamfara and Sokoto

Sheistoopretty:
Why are N!gerian M£N like dis?? whenever I login to Nairaland, it's always S*X S*X S*X Related Topics everywhere,

No ßrain to Reason of Technologies like China, U.s.a, Russia, France etc! Only s*x s*x all the time

No wonder they are languishing in Pove®ty Very Lãzy men
the only 2 things N!gerian men know is S*x and G@mbling

N!gerian M£n are Just UzeL£ss To be honest.... all of them

Too bad

Emekaphilip360:
I still don’t get it. Imagine a girl that just suck and bang another man just few hours ago that’s the kind of girl some men want to hook up with.

Women too are trying. Banging almost 7 to 10 guys a day on the name of hookup. That kpekus will be on fire. This is why sex don’t mean shit to a woman. It’s just fun to them.

victor2008:
YouTube don't post sex videos,u looking for click bait,la click,la bend

Ballotti:
A YEAR OF DISGRACE for RONU NATION.

To thief nor hard. . . .na to keep and hide the loot after snatching, grabbing and running away with it.

Aquila99:
Lol. Clown. Tinubu U.S citizen as u said. Come need visa to enter country. Wia u don see dat one happen. Who chop u?

Entprys:
Why must an American court order an institution to honor Atiku's request on Tinubu's academic report ?
Do we complain ?
America is definitly envious and this is the right time we stop their excesses.
Let act like the Nigeriens and let the world know that we are ok with our president.
What we need from him is not any story from CSU, but the brain he used in building Lagos replicated in our country.