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Obainoman6:
Im going to go through this post without mentioning anybodys name but his bastards know who im talking off.

The way things are like this i can barely afford 3 square meals a day.
Everything is on the rise, not just food but basic things i went to go and buy toothpaste ordinary toothpaste they said it's two thousand ihea gbam ghari
Eh, even my favorite action bitters is now 300 naira per small bottle.
Normally Cocaine suppose to be given inspiration but it seems like this man own na after taking it he go come worst.
Even ashy dem like jennyclay jeon and siofra dem wey i dey carry for 2k before say na 3000 now last price, say condom don cost.
Please una need to check if na Cocaine dis man dey take ir another thing cos he doesn't behave like someone who takes it.

fancy4eve:
See u see HIV AIDS

Suicideboy:
I've been in a relationship with this girl for about 6 months now and she's genuinely amazing, and i've been so much happier and more satisfied with my life recently because of her, she's also got a nice shape and the sex is great. anyway, we were out walking around near where we live, and we decided to go into a cemetery because it was empty (dark night out), we walk past a big tree and i said sarcastic "how about you suck my deek under that", she enthusiastically agreed to my offer because we both haven't had much sex recently
i pussied out because there were two graves under the tree, and i was also paranoid about getting caught
she's never normally into kinky shit, so i thought the whole thing was weird, she got mad because she was looking forward to it, but i think i would've regretted it a lot. was i right, or am i just a gay for not wanting head?

Sprinklepee:
I’m curious, there is the girl in my area that I like and crushing on, so I just called today to check on her and she said I should get her a valentine gift and must a sexy one, I don’t the kind of gift I can give her, please make una tell me weytin I gift her that is sexy…..

Opinion please

Intellect247:
Barely used Honda accord, a.k.a Tiger head for sale.

Pure first body, engine, gear and AC are in perfect working condition.

Buying this car is as good as buying a Tokunbo car, it was barely used. All the features are still intact and working.

There is nothing to fix in this car.

Location: Bariga, Lagos

Price: 1.5M (slightly negotiable).

Serious buyers can reach me on whatsapp or phone call via 08101645043

Zonefree:
Get yourself a new pair of jeans trouser to celebrate the Val. Don't allow poverty to take away your self-esteem as a man.

Gbadugbakun:
There's this girl I'm dating. So yesterday we talked about marriage and all that. She now told me that if we get married that she won't bear my name. That I should take note now. That she would continue to bear her father's name that all that name change things were for our parents that things have changed and the world has changed.

She even called me an old school person who is still stuck in the past. That all over the world women no longer take the name of their husbands. I now asked her that who's surname would our kids answer. She flared up and told me to grow up stop disturbing her with childish questions.

I decided to bring it here, because I want to know how the question I asked is childish? Because when I told my elder brother who is married he told me that it's an insult for a girl to reply me that way. What do you people think?

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jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.


This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?


Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.


This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?


Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.





What do you think about the meal?

Meektunz:
I've been living with my wife for over five years with the ups and downs of marriage, we are blessed with 2 children. Right now it has gotten to a stage where i really need us to part ways for my mental health because she has been a torn on my flesh. Insulting me when she likes, lack of respect, insult my dead parents etc... Just yesterday there is nothing she didn't do just so i can raise my hand to beat her, but i warned her to please avoid me and she said she won't avoid me and the highest i can do is to kill her and if i do, prison is waiting for me.... Anytime i make attempt to divorce her, people keep on begging and advising me saying for the sake of the children growing up in a broken home we shouldn't separate, but my question is, will i sacrifice my mental health and keep a marriage that torments and frustrates me just because i don't want my children to grow with the trauma of a broken home? I am taking her back to her parent tomorrow... Please I need honest advice. Thank you!

Finished1:
So yesterday I went to a brothel and I had unprotected sex with a full blown sex worker. After everything I told her I was scared about what happened, she then told me that she did a routine test last December.

She showed me the paperwork and I confirmed. However, this morning something inside me told me that the lady might have fabricated the documents she showed me. So I then called her this morning to come over so we can all be tested In a clinic that we don't have any connection too ( so the results wouldn't be suspicious)

Now, I tried calling her and her phone is switched off. I'm terrified guys. What do I do? I don't want to get STDs or hiv etc. 💔

Doctors, please I need ur advice please.

Insults are also welcome cuz I have been a fool. 💔

Ps: I'd rather kill myself than let my parents know that I contacted hiv or any dreadful
disease 💔💔

pxolll:
I had a one night stand with this girl, we did a couple rounds and days later, I tried inviting her over, she came but won’t let me smash. Some days ago, I invited her and she left instantly. I still want to taste the coochie again, any ideas what I can do.

Want to make this a friend with benefits thing too, but don’t have ideas

Look4success:
Na like this military dey take over.
As president and vice no go dey country, them soldiers go just take over.

See slacking....

Ketamine9000mg:
In today's Nigeria's situation, can someone manage 1.5million for a wedding?

Shinjawestside:
Shut up Okoro

Gistsnaijamedia:
Reports have emerged that some South Africans have threatened Super Eagles goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali, not to return to his club following his heroics against the country as the Nigerian team progressed to the AFCON 2023 final at the expense of the Bafana Bafana team.

It is said that some South Africans are not pleased that the goalkeeper prevented their team from making it to the finals.

Click link to watch video:
https://gists9ja.com.ng/2024/02/08/breaking-dont-come-back-south-africans-threaten-super-eagles-goalkeeper-nwabali-video/

robosky02:
South Africans attack Chippa United boss after declaring support for Nwabali & Super Eagles


Chippa United chairman released a statement to disclose the club's support for their goalkeeper Stanley Nwabali and the Nigeria Super Eagles.
Chippa United chairman Siviwe Mpengasi has sparked outrage in South Africa after he declared his support for club star Stanley Nwabali.

Pulse Sports Nigeria can report that the Chippa United boss released an official statement to reveal the club’s position ahead of the clash between Nigeria and South Africa.


Chippa United and Super Eagles
In a lengthy statement posted on the social media platform, X.com via the club’s official account, Mpengesi congratulated the Premier Soccer League for having the most players at AFCON and applauded Bafana Bafana coach Hugo Broos for selecting homegrown talent.

However, he then proclaimed that he and Chippa United stand behind Nwabali, who is the club’s first-choice goalkeeper, and the Super Eagles against South Africa due to the player's rising profile. Nwabali plays for Chippa United and has impressed at the tournament for Nigeria.



“As the Chairman of Chippa United FC and as a proud South African, I find myself in a unique position during this 2023 AFCON tournament in that our very own Nigeria international Stanley Nwabal has been a revelation, his performance for the Nigerian National Team has caught the eyes of the globe, earning him and our cub international claim,” he said.

“With Stanley's rising profile and the international attention it brings to Chippa United FC, the benefits have been nothing but positive. Therefore, I and Chippa United FC stand behind our player Starley Nwabal and the Nigerian Super Eagles tomorrow against South Africa,’’ he added.


Reactions
Mpengesi's comments have drawn intense criticism on social media from South African fans, who felt the chairman should be supporting his own nation.

Many have viewed the statement as a betrayal to be wishing an opposing team well. Here are some of the reactions.

With Bafana Bafana aiming to reach the AFCON final, Mpengesi's divisive remarks have cast a pall over preparations.



https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/south-africans-attack-chippa-united-boss-after-declaring-support-for-nwabali-and-super-eagles-2024020711105600567

fuckJones:
Culled from Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/100090443467178/posts/pfbid0As8H738J63HDrGtDDCyfJC6BYmk6g1VwLJRyHod8HrYTN7Rm1sVJevdgGNdqznhVl/?mibextid=I6gGtw

adamusuleiman2:
Reports: Suspected kidnappers of the two Catholic Priests of the Pankshin Diocese serving at the St Vincent De Paul Parish was arrested, after demanding N25M as ransom. .

The gang was led by the Financial Secretary of the Parish.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid08n7x61bomxeQUuDKGGQWMX3JKFUubvyS1EURuE1U81iQxJAaMa3rxBqrfrMjeaHzl&id=100015373725674&mibextid=2JQ9oc

Tbone1234:
[color=#990000][/color]Guys or girls please I need advice
Me and My girlfriend has been together for over 4 years but recently we had to move away because of school so we can't see each other now
Am losing interest in her maybe because it has a long distance relationship now ,
She thinks am cheating on her which am not
She has plans on marrying me ,I told her I don't feel that way now and it's kind on immature to be already thinking about that now, she's not happy with that and she said that I should break up with her if I do think I can marry her
So what do u think
should i end the relationship even tough I like her lot .Or should we continue it
Or should we have a break
Please I need serious advise

bobonla:
Good day house. Please my gf of almost 5years now starts requesting for anal sex. Each time we want to have sex, she always wants to put my dick in her ass. I find it wield though. She said she want to try it. The day I gave in I find it very difficult for my dick to Penetrate.
I don't want to indulge in such. She have a very big ass though.

CockPit:
I was so excited when the light went off for about 5 minutes after more than 7 years. At last, I can finally feel Nigeria in the darkness.

Benki003:
And the painful part is where people that doesn't verify the new, start congratulating them.
if u talk naw the would tag u an angry person

tensazangetsu20:
The day they took the light out for 3 mins here to do some maintenance. They brought doughnuts, ice cream and burgers to apologize . I remember when internet went out for just 5 mins, the next day the internet company was here to double check everything. The funny thing is the light bills and internet bills here are even lesser than in Nigeria. It's really terrible and to be honest the current Nigeria you are experiencing is paradise compared to the Nigeria in the next few years.

tensazangetsu20:
To be honest even outside the country the hustle continues but the difference is you see the results of your hardwork. You can plan stuff, work towards them and actually see the results manifesting but it's a whole different scenario in Nigeria. People who are still getting married and giving birth to Nigerian born children are some of the bravest human beings on earth.

Karen2024:
I'm so hurt! Ouch! It hurts 💔
Why are men so wicked?
Why are men so heartless?
After spending years building relationship and helping to shape him, he dumps you in just a matter of few seconds and pick up a lady who never contributed to his successes.
I can't bear it anymore...the 7th time I am hurt in life.
I can't just believe that men have human heart, they don't.

IamDora:
Funny

EreluRoz:
Instead of you to read and learn you are deceiving yourself. Later you'll start complaining about your wife on how she nags, disrespect and insult you not knowing everything stems up from not getting sexual satisfaction.