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Ember month is like every other month, well the post was not commenting to wat i have in mind nothing like evil ad all that its ones faith,my thinking about ember month is what will i buy 4 my parents,my siblings,my baby etc,

u try oooo even when i gave birth i did not bath my baby, my mum was the one doing it till he is 8 months old.i hail u ooooooo

Amazing! too risky a friend gave birth inside keke napepe.imagine my own i walk down to the hospital and deliver my boy sharp sharp.God u are too much.

none washing machine does the wash, my domestic workers do the rest.

i don't like the design, its looks childish.na my own opinion bi that.i can't wear that.

[quote
author=Yomieluv]that should be a problem to Nigeria babes,they eat
enough onions from suya bought for them by Magas.....no wonder they live
longer than the suya buyers.[/quote]hahahahahahaha funny one.

selected beauties

how does this affect the price of garri.

stagger: In an army, there are privates, corporals, lieutenants, captains,
colonels, and generals.

They are all soldiers, but there are those with a higher ranking based
on what they have achieved and their abilities as well as the number of
years they have been in service. This is the military ranking system.

There are doctors, but we have the trainee ones and the specialists. I
am sure you know there is a difference. Try giving a trainee doctor a
kid to carry out a heart operation and we will hear the story for years
to come.

There are Christians and there are Christians. That is why a demon said
to the seven sons of Sceva (who incidentally was a pastor or a priest in
that era): "Jesus I know, Paul I know, but who are you?

So in case you say, we are all anointed, let me ask you:

a) Yes, we as Christians are all anointed but can you claim to have
cured a terminal illness by prayer?
b) Have you ever prayed for the dead and they were raised up?
c) How fast do you receive answers to your prayers? Instantly, after a
while, or do you have to rely on others (including your pastor) to pray
for you to get results?
d) Can you preach the word with signs and wonders?
e) Can you see rain clouds forming and rain threatening to destroy your
programme, and you can decree that the rain not fall until you are done?
(late Archbishop Benson Idahosa once did this in a crusade and the rain
that started to fall stopped immediately).
f) Can you decree things to happen and they will happen as you decreed?
Can you control the elements with your prayer?
g) Can you decree the death of an evil man and it will come to pass?
h) Can you cause strange deliverance to occur by a word of prayer? A man
of God I know once prayed a prayer for someone I know and lightening
came from the sky, divided the roof of his family house, into the
parlour, and created a massive crater that excavated charms and
eartheware pots located almost 10 feet into the ground somewhere in
Anambra state. This is a confirmed story, not hearsay.

Another I know (not even a popular one, you may call him an unknown
pastor) commanded a mad man to be cured and he was very very cured. I
saw this myself live in a branch of Assemblies of God church in a
program I was invited to attend.

Yes we are anointed, but even occultists and traditionalists know that
there is a ranking in the spiritual realm. Agwoturumbe as a native
doctor, was far superior to others in one of the semi-fictional novels
written by Elechi Amadi.

Similarly, you cannot compare yourself as a Christian to Chris
Oyakhilome, David Oyedepo, Enoch Adeboye, Father Ede, Lazarus Muoka,
Chuks Ogbueli and others. You cannot tread where they have been. You
will be taken out instantly.

Those are the ones known as "the prophets" to whom no harm should be
done.

hmmmmmmm MANY MANY THANKS NICE ONE

smothly: try them out and don't forget to give me feedbacks

seconded

hmmmmmmm short of words, i dt know wat to comment.

[quote
author=obainojazz]sounds like gals stuffs to me.....my shout out goes
to my family...nairaland...my friends for making it possible for me to
become FIRST TO COMMENT....yepeee[/quote]u must be in another planet

what has happened has happened let her stop lamenting, unless she have another thing in mind, the pastor did not rape her its the agreement between the two of them, babe stop all this nonsense. are u the first person that have repented before? stop this ur talk abeg.

JESUS wept.

[quote
author=striktlymi]Hmmmm...

The 'accident theory' makes very little sense to me because it leaves us
with more questions than answers. The questions that readily comes to
mind are:

1) Is the priest in the habit of cleaning his gun when it is loaded?
2) Since the gun is loaded, can't we safely assume that the priest
cleaned it the day before?
3) Why would he need to clean the gun that early and at a time that he
is expected to be preparing for mass?

The theory really does not add up. Suicide and homicide make a whole lot
of sense for me, as a preliminary theory. Anyways, since we are yet to
get the facts, we just have to wait and see how this story
unfolds.[/quote]?? seconded number 3 question

touching story wish u quick recovery.God pls touch the heart of Nigerian to favour him financially. ijn Amen

4m school till now that am working i live alone,i dt self service,masturbate etc but 4 privacy.

Heh church kwa,sorry am just passing.

dvdon: Movies that may propel this boys act, if claims are true:

1.Prison break

2.James bond 007

3.The Expendable

4.Fast n Furious 6

And to clear the doubt of him concentrating only on Hollywood movies, I rest my case with one Nollywood movie.

5.Osuofia in London.

? una no go kill me abeg

But! why do u take ur life if really the story was true oooo,God help us wat kind of frustration is this.to the extend of taking ur own life? because of police, intact 2 the dead u are really mad.

Candour: You see
the confusion that this lady is brewing?

1st CD - Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo are questionable

2nd CD - Muoka is a demon worshiper infact

Which G.O will feature in subsequent editions? I'm sure by the time
she's through with her pleasure rides to hell, all churches will be
branded hell bound.I hope that happens as i'm sure it will make every
christian so called abandon these delusions and go back to studying the
bible for themselves.That is how the wife of my friend(a pastor in one
denomination) had her long hair cut short because of this woman's video
some weeks back.You can see her feeling miserable about it but i guess
the fear of 'sister Linda' is the beginning of wisdom for her.

@alexleo, do you now believe she's a confused charlatan or you'll wait
till she fingers your church before seeing her for who and what she is?

I believe in a day of judgement because my bible is clear on that.I'm
heaven bound because Christ purchased the ticket for me with his blood
and i believe it so i dont think of hell at all.

Come to the Lord Jesus Christ and exchange your self righteous rags for
his perfect garment of righteousness and start living in liberty of the
spirit.Therein lies peace with God and peace of mind my people.

true talk, seconded

ooooh i respect mothers she does not care how her baby looks.she still carry the baby, even the boy or girl dey pose self, i hail all mothers in NL.

Anti Christ,to show he know wat he was doing why not tattoo 666.don't let wat happen to Jackson to happen 2 u.

God have mercy!

how does that concern me.

football age dey, political age dey, even beauty pageant age also dey . nawaoo 9ja i hail oooooooooo, i salute una.

nawaoooooo wat will i say,wat a messsssss

mumu girls,fighting over a man living in ghetto, not even v.i, ikoyi, etc i can't believe that this type of thing still happen.using man as national anthem. i dt even know wat to say,mumu girls

wonder Benin boy,nawaoooooo