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[quote
author=gbosaa]Sharrrap all u genevieve butt lickers..whats so special
about her.

The men that access her toto,are they better hung than Vic O.

Nonsense.

Gevevieve shld be happy someone like Vic O is feeling that way about
her.What kind of man is genny going out with.Is he from mars??

If i have my way,i,ll bundle all you Vic O haters inside one small over
crowded room together with your shitty genny goddess and blast Vic O's
after party song to the highest decibel till u all repent...

Im sure Genevieve will be blown away when she hears....

yup yup yup yup yo...aha aha aha.[/quote]sorry oooo u smoke

number 7 really touch me,i went back to memory lane.

wast of time,they know people they will recruit.

just discussing abt him ad his wife in my office today. NICE PIX, GOD THIS PARIS THAT I SAY I WILL TRAVEL TO DT LET IT PASS ME AD THE PEOPLE THAT WAS INTERESTED BY. THIS OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY THAT MY FOREFATHERS DID NOT WENT TILL THEY DIE,PLS OOOO I WILL GO THERE OOOOO.

No excuse They want hammer, fast fast

Pepsi not just it oooo the OROBO SIZE.HAHAHAHAHA

HELP HELP HELP PLSSSSSS EMERGENCY PLSSSSSSS ADAEZE IS GOING OFF

thank God

They will soon appoint MINISTER OF AIR.ASUU matter dey ooooooo

[quote
author=steg0miah][b]I have PRAYED for NIGERIA, FASTED for NIGERIA, WEPT
for NIGERIA, Currently I'm just WATCHING NIGERIA like a
film... (Help give my movie a title)

Rivers State is Boiling, ASUU is Striking, Governors fumming, Nigerians
Toiling, Boko Haram bombing, PHCN holding, MTN blowing, President
Sacking, Evil booming, Poverty roaming and the masses
moaning.

Our senators want my 6year old niece to get married as soon as possible,
they earn millions every month as take home pay, Militants earn N75,000
per month, yet Graduates earn
N19,800 'gladly'. PHD holders driving Dangote's Truck and Perishing in
our
deplorable highways. Force men collecting bribes and disgracing us all
over youtube.

Our leaders have looted the future of generations unborn; and have money
they cannot spend in several lifetimes.
I have no security in my country, but send troops to keep peace in
another man’s land.

I can't practice the religion of my choice and may get killed
for my belief.

We have hundreds of dams, but no water. So I drink ‘pure’ water
that roils my innards. And yet our leaders are busy trading words
(obasanjo and atiku) and trying to resolve party issues. Smh!

What is the future of our generation? Nigeria is in a sick state. Some
one should please call a Doctor, read a news ​​where a prison was closed
down in Netherlands, wonder when that will happen in Nigeria...

God Bless Nigeria[/b][/quote]ok ooooo if u are not proud of NIGERIA or u are not ok with what u are seeing or wat is happening RELOCATE TO GHANA PLSSSSSS.

[quote
author=daisyella]beautiful family but mercy needs to workout more,
what happens when she gives birth to another one?[/quote]two of them are the same

nice one

ALL THE MATURED SINGLE LADIES OUR own will not pass this year IJN AMEN

[quote
author=Urine]Keyboard warriors have taken over this thread, I bet most
of the guys acting like political strategists here can't even control
their homes. [/quote]heh not funny at all.

maybe na all this 300 naira weavon she fix and be practising new way of smoothing hair, if na expensive Brazilian weavon she fixed she must know road to salon.

God help us wat is happening in this country,the man die just like that, wat a touching story,God pls strengthen the wife,family and children. one thing is sure the wicked shall never go unpunished.

just wait on God, but remember watch and pray. don't focus all ur life, thinking only on acting NOOO! BUT BE ON IT AND STILL WATCH.not only u am equally talking to my self too.am a BANKER THOUGH.COS WOMEN ARE LIKE FLOWER.

heh who is this?

keep the house clean, and dress neat too.put on attractive cloth b4 he comes back 4m work,watch ur weight too that will make u look ever young.

That's good just passing.

ok na till then

thinking of inviting them to come and build my husband's duplex

how does that affect my travel next week 4 my introduction.

let them be the real book haram cos This uniform men they like to praise their selves.while the innocent ones family will be dying in bitterness.

[quote
author=bellong]Depends on what you want from life and family. It can only be
difficult for people who believe money is everything. One thing I have
learnt in life is contentment with whatever I have. Once I have food and
basic needs, I am happy.

I left a well paid job for a lesser one and to a conducive
environment. I did this because I don't want to end up becoming a
visiting husband/dad. The old job will surely turn me into one.

I am happy raising a family that will not add problem to the society.
Find time to bond with the family, money can only enhance comfort but it
can't give peace especially when people do not know when to rest and
relax..[/quote]SECONDED

Chillisauce: Is this for a typical Nigerian .

Close from work by 6/7pm, traffic, gets home by 8,9,10pm.
Eat, sometimes take a shower and heads straight to bed to get up as early as 4,5 am for the next day work.

For self employed, that one is always on the road everyday.
Weekends, plenty wedding, child dedication etc. the free weekend they have is to sleep and get the stress reduced.

Even if you try walking down to the "park" Agberos everywhere
Small small boys go collect your small wrist watch sef .

The fun most ppl know is go drink pepper soup Tinz while shining their eyes for stray bullets and bottle breaking on ones head.

This is the average Nigerian.

hahahahahahahahaha una no go kill me with laugh. stray bullet ad bottle break on ones head.funny post.

am a Christian but i like the writeup. almost the same thing with we Christians,a kind of hope and encouraging quote.

mickyarams: I used to believe a thunder lightning meant God was taking our picture

hahahahahahaha

Freiburger: Always thought the father Christmas came from New zealand

hahahahahahahahaha the same wit me then

[quote
author=uj_sizzle]I remember watching Bill Cosby's 'Kids Say', and it
occurred to me how as kids we had some real weird imaginations, had
silly things we believed or just swallowed the lies our parents and
elder kids told us hook line and sinker; ofcourse until aftersometime in
our adult life we realized we'd been real silly

Here are a list of things I thought and believed...
You can add yours too

*I believed in the Tooth fairy(courtesy of cartoons), only ish was in
Nigeria our tooth fairies were actually rats. Mum would tell me to keep
my tooth safe after it'd fallen off or the rats would eat it and i'll
have rat teeth . I guarded my tooth with my life.

*I always wondered how Santa would drop me gifts since we didn't have a
chimney. I bothered dad so much about adding a chimney to the roof for
Santa n begged him to buy a Christmas tree too. I got the tree but not
the chimney, and I never saw Santa.

*Everytime I saw Always sanitary pad advert, i'd ask mum why they poured
that blue liquid on it. When I saw her own pad I was so excited, I
spent over a week searching for where she hid the blue liquid. I got a
lashing for all my troubles

*My dad is dark and mum fair. I have two fair siblings, while my bro n I
are dark skinned. I concluded dad birthed us and mum had the other two.


*When I finally discovered only women had kids, I kept wondering why we
were dark. My little mind concluded the doctors colored us whichever way
our parents wanted. I was gonna have red babies like the red Indians

*When I was 6, my classmate told me we could turn cabin biscuit to
chocolate by frying. I got home and emptied half a pack of cabin in the
pan--all I got was charred biscuit afterwards. I still believed I had
done it wrong till I turned 10..before I finally realized that cabins
weren't chocolates

*After a bout of chicken pox, I refused to eat chicken for the next
5yrs...my parents had to convince me I hadn't contracted it from an
actual chicken

*I believed covering my head with a blanket would keep the monsters away


*Things acted in Sci Fi movies were real. I wondered why our car
couldn't fly.

*Whenever I swallowed an orange seed, i'd go to sleep really scared
wondering when the tree would grow outta my belly.

*If u stood up while eating all the food would settle on your feet.

*Food sacrifices left in the center of a 3-way junction were taken away
by real spirits [/quote]hahahahahahahahaha reconstructed brain and thinking wisely now.

her fellow widow