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FamilyRe: Son-in-law Compelled To Write An Essay By Father-in-law by Rejoice5000(f): 10:15pm On Sep 25, 2013
[quote
author=RollingFella]quite a task. the father inlaw must have sensed some few things during
the course of discussions with your brother. some discussions must have
transpired to warrant writing the essay. hence,ask your brother to tell
you in detail what actually led to it.[/quote]U ARE INTELLIGENT.THAT'S SMART QST U ASK THERE.
FamilyRe: Why Are Fathers Overprotective Of Their daughters? by Rejoice5000(f): 9:38pm On Sep 25, 2013
[quote
author=koonbey]They don't want the "Sins wink of the Father to be visited
upon the Children"... that's why I don't wanna have female Children
cheesy[/quote]AMEN SO SHALL IT BE.
FamilyRe: Why Are Fathers Overprotective Of Their daughters? by Rejoice5000(f): 9:13pm On Sep 25, 2013
Because he has been there b4,he knows wat men can do and how far a man can go just to get what is between her daughters leg.even the dad did that to other women back then.that's why some of them are over protective.
FamilyRe: Getting Married As An Undergraduate by Rejoice5000(f): 4:33am On Sep 25, 2013
[quote
author=god_of_music]This was what Aunty Ngozi said when she was
23...now she's 37 and she don dey chyke men! Hmmmmmmm[/quote]u are talking of Anty Ngozi that is far it happens to me nobi small thing ooooo but i thank God its over.am hooked now.
FamilyRe: Getting Married As An Undergraduate by Rejoice5000(f): 4:22am On Sep 25, 2013
[quote
author=kennyonthrone]Wit dis GBAGUAN i dnt tink u deserve 2 pass out......go sort out ua sef
first wit ua English teachers*no offence BLACK penis*u go fear name
na[/quote]hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE: Students Insist On Planned Protest Despite Police Presence by Rejoice5000(f): 4:09am On Sep 25, 2013
proudlyAfrica: ....the grammatical error is even affecting u though...epele oo
hahahahahahaha una no go kill me with laugh.
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE: Students Insist On Planned Protest Despite Police Presence by Rejoice5000(f): 4:04am On Sep 25, 2013
[quote author=.com]i still remember my mat number self[/quote]i will give u mine don't worry.nairaland don occupy ur memory
CrimeRe: Man Slits His Brother's Throat In Onitsha (WARNING: Graphic Image) by Rejoice5000(f): 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2013
what's the name of this movie, it did not look real to me.seems the guy wanted to laugh.
Car TalkRe: I’ve Sold 30 Stolen Vehicles – Engineer by Rejoice5000(f): 1:14am On Sep 24, 2013
wonder
CelebritiesRe: Saheed Balogun Shares Photos Of His Kids by Rejoice5000(f): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2013
Where is their mumhuhhuh is he a single fatherhuh?? if the wife is with him why sharing the pix to the public.see mistake
FamilyRe: Developing A Good Single Father – Daughter Relationship by Rejoice5000(f): 5:48pm On Sep 23, 2013
Communication is the vital thing, and not just to accept her friends, the good ad well behaved ones.
FamilyRe: Are Men Obsessed With 'Plenty Of Fish In The Sea' Idea? by Rejoice5000(f): 5:42pm On Sep 23, 2013
Not all men, some men are still reserved.when it comes to women issues.like plenty out there while the one that are with them are on one cloth year in year out.some will have one and take care of that one very well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Paolo Di Canio Sacked By Sunderland by Rejoice5000(f): 5:34pm On Sep 23, 2013
sacked huhhuhhuh ok oooo he is not the first to be sacked b4huh
PhonesRe: iPhone 5S Fingerprint Sensor Hacked By German Computer Club by Rejoice5000(f): 5:30pm On Sep 23, 2013
Ok ooooooo we don hear, how does that concern mehuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
PoliticsRe: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by Rejoice5000(f): 2:06pm On Sep 23, 2013
Rest in peace Angle Michael.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians- Do You Follow Your Pastors Teachings? by Rejoice5000(f): 7:26am On Sep 23, 2013
YES i do DR BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO. (LIVING FAITH CHURCH AKA WINNERS CHAPEL)
FamilyRe: How Do You Reconcile With Your Partner After A Shouting Session by Rejoice5000(f): 1:05pm On Sep 22, 2013
[quote
author=ifyalways]Nowadays,I sit and reflect honestly first then
apologize. I try to analyze "what went wrong, how we could have resolved
it and how to avoid same scenario from repeating itself" .
Afterwards,I go to my man on bended knees,stark naked, hail him, massage
his isi nkwocha, tell him we both behaved like kids,bring up my already
thought out "better conflict resolution" plans then end it with correct
kpekus.

There and then,all sins are forgotten and forgiven. cheesy[/quote]hahahahahahaha nice one but funny through.
CrimeRe: Pictures Of Nigerians Doing Silly Things For Money by Rejoice5000(f): 2:01pm On Sep 21, 2013
nonesense
FashionRe: Bikini Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria Contestants by Rejoice5000(f): 3:42pm On Sep 19, 2013
God u are good ooooooo see beauties.
TravelRe: Dana Air-crash Memorial Arcade (Pictures) by Rejoice5000(f): 11:24pm On Sep 18, 2013
pastor Bimbo odukoya i can't believe u are gone,while listening to ur tapes.(SINGLE & MARRIED) may ur humble soul rest in peace Amen.
PoliticsRe: Obi Wasted N2tr Of Anambra Funds - Dr Ngige by Rejoice5000(f): 12:10pm On Sep 16, 2013
[quote
author=Ferdinandu]Ngige the desperate lying politician.This his get
back to Anambra state govt house at all cost is really going to
backfire.[/quote]shutup what do u know
PoliticsRe: Obi Wasted N2tr Of Anambra Funds - Dr Ngige by Rejoice5000(f): 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2013
[quote
author=Chima_Adeoye]Na wao for Ngige sef! The man is so economical with
the truth.

So his rating has fallen from 7% here
https://www.nairaland.com/1245847/ngige-scores-peter-obi-7 to zero
percent now because he wants to be elected? grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy wink[/quote]shutup what do u know.
Christianity EtcRe: Have Any Of Your Dreams Ever Come To Reality? by Rejoice5000(f): 6:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
it happened when am pregnant, throughout the 8 months b4 i deliver i have been seeing a Baby boy behold when i deliver he is a Boy.
FamilyRe: A Tribute To All Mums !!!(photo) by Rejoice5000(f): 4:48am On Sep 15, 2013
cashkid: GOD is ur strenght dear!
THE FATHER TO THE FATHERLESS, THE MOTHER TO THE MOTHERLESS IS UR PARENTS,PERSONALLY I KNOW HOW U FELT. IT IS WELL WITH UR SOUL.
PoliticsRe: Kidnapped Archbishop Kattey Freed by Rejoice5000(f): 4:37am On Sep 15, 2013
b4 nko, definitely they must free him.
Science/TechnologyRe: Baby Elephant Cries For Five Hours After Mother Tried To Kill Him by Rejoice5000(f): 7:26am On Sep 14, 2013
so this born and throw away i saw in human beings, has entered animals too. nawaoo
RomanceRe: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Rejoice5000(f): 6:58am On Sep 14, 2013
Ralphlauren: "Babe, I'm going to bring you nothing but trouble. My life is too complicated"

That line is what I use. It never fails. grin
PLAY BOY THAT'S WHAT U ARE
RomanceRe: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Rejoice5000(f): 6:56am On Sep 14, 2013
[quote
author=addictiv]mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a
blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and
asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to
think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt
now[/quote]DO U NEED A PROPHET TO TELL U SHE HAS DUMPED U?
RomanceRe: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by Rejoice5000(f): 6:50am On Sep 14, 2013
[quote
author=addictiv]mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a
blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and
asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to
think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt
now[/quote]DO U NEED A PROPHET TO TELL U SHE HAS DUMPED U.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Breaks Down In Tears During Interview On Inspiration FM by Rejoice5000(f): 6:37am On Sep 14, 2013
[quote
author=ayobase]Based on this interview, I rated her LOVELY....I don't
know much about her, but I know she has been with 2face all along
despite his act of pendulumial procreation.

She is indeed a woman that knows what she wants.

2face would have used her as others, but I gez there is something
special about her![/quote]SPECIAL INDEED SHE DON GO PUT HIM IN BOTTLE,TO MARRY A CELEBRITY U THINK SAY U GO USE CLEAR EYES.
FamilyRe: What Do You Hope To Be Remembered For? by Rejoice5000(f): 10:51pm On Sep 12, 2013
Have an N.G.O (none governmental organisation) that will take care of teenage single mothers,to stop the death rate that was caused by illegal abortion.
PoliticsRe: Court Upholds Andy Uba As PDP Candidate by Rejoice5000(f): 10:33pm On Sep 12, 2013
Ngige all the way, na u we know. Anamberians

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