₦airaland Forum

From the palour setting self, u go know say the man na Gbana/kolo mental.... How television go dey for back of chair? Even if na owl wen d neck no get control self no dey set palour like that.

Unless der are no Danfo drivers around you or keke drivers or u dnt drive on ikoyi link bridge from Admiralty round-about

dawnomike:
I don't understand... Abi this country is possessed ni?

So u dnt know abi....

frfrank:
This type of mode is for countries that are not in sleeping mode..... Naija still dey sleep

Sleep ke? Abi coma

Hmmmmm, hw he take step on toes again... Abi one oga wen no dey like pay tax finally paid tax....
I just dey ask oooooooooo, going back to work.
Just came here to do amebor

Solidtruth:
I think Joshua's match is 10 pm Nigerian time. Its hunter vs povetkin match that is on right now

I beg where dem dey show am na

Unreliable preek

Something i pay everyday since CBN announced it... Yeye pple, go to petrocam and see where dem gum am for wall like MeMo

Onijagidijagan:
Even d dead in Nigeria cannot RIP again.

I have told my pple, anyday i leave diz country... If i die, make dem no carry my body come back, bcus even in death, u have no rest, even dem bury d body, somebody go stin dig foundation for ur head......

Slymonster:
Potholes don finish you.. you cant dodge all. Quite crazy. Some people's own,it is engine protector getting to tear off

My man, b4 in Lagos, we dodge potholes but now, we select the pot holes we enter.... My car has not stopped swearing for me..

Sanwo okuta.... Sanwo okute,,, sanwo stone sanwo the stone Man... All ur road dey make me buy tire every 1month

If na pilot now, u will immediately Rush to save his number and keep the conversation rolling...
Well, if you dnt know,
A pilot is also a Transporter

Destined not to collect 1 salary

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My father said....

Any day any of my children joins Police, he will disown that son or daughter.

Same thing my grandfather said....

Did any one also read this part?



TheCable learnt that before the scandal blew into the open, Onnoghen was given the option of early voluntary retirement.

“Under this arrangement, he would have kept all the monies found in his accounts and received all his benefits from the system, but he chose to fight till the very end,” the source said.



Which means FG conceals so many crime and only make public the one that doesnt favour them.....



Will corruption eva stop or reduce in NIGERIA?

VP, pls, dnt say what heaven will use to Judge u on the last day oooo, we have accepted our faith from now till una comot,,,,,, dnt blow us the rat breeze oooooo bcus we all know how a Rat breeze ends

Mintum:
Na this old woman e be wan marry? Well done SARS, Good riddance to a foolish boy!!!

Pls explain Old woman.!!!

No nowwwww, they shouldn't have jailed him again now, he reduces his crime from Turkey of 35k to chiken of 3k... Dey should just flog him, the nxt time he will go for Fish, den flog him again, he will for for kpomo, small small e go stop. After all, Rome was not built in a day.....

When the tongue is not connected to the brain, i gives wonderful answers to any question....

Pls who have that picture where the tongue was disconnected from the brain should pls unload for more understanding

Why is that one hand always on his tommy,,,, does the tommy require hand support so it doesnt drag him down?

Passionate888:
The way lagosians hate PDP is the same way we hate apc in Rivers State... PDP is our way of life.

Its not True,,, APC rules lagos no mean say we want am oooooo, if u know u know.

Growingboi:
Inspector is sack just because of N5000, so what will he tell his wife and children if any, that led to his sack? #mumusars

If dey ask,,, he will tell dem to go and read news paper of watch the news line or even check the internet, that it was a public sack nothing to hide

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After the drug, u for even put hand for him pocket comot money use pay for the SK and drinks... And move away...... Sweet story oooooo

FunnyDude:
Op keep your money. That 1M is some people 1000naira; meaning that they might lavish it on liquor and one night stand. Why? Because they do not work for it.
You rather leave that cash to keep sleeping in peace in that your bank account than giving it out to hungry scammer nairalanders.

My one derica of salt.

Now i have gotten one derica of salt and Beans, who will give us oil and maggi, i have Gas and pepper

Go lekki go flex for one week 1st, when u come back ur question go change

Vested:
OP, are you an employee somewhere at the moment?
If so, do not listen to all these stories of ideas and all.
I repeat, do not listen to all these stories here. Just as Dzes said, I was burnt by usual idea-peddling conmen on Nairaland.
I'll advise you to keep your job (if employed) and find out whatever it is , anything , you have a passion to do. Anything that doesn't feel like work when you do it. It has to be a saleable asset or venture that has a product or service to sell. Once you get an idea of what it is, gradually start committing a bit of your time and money to it. If it will require some training , go ahead and acquire it. While you're doing all these things, do not quit your job yet. Only quit your job when it begins to yield two times what you earn at your place of work , and that should be after you've gone through mistakes and failures while pursuing your business of choice. Do not cry over the mistakes. That's how you learn in the world of business. That's the only way you can succeed in the long run.

This is my advice.
A business venture isn't the secret to wealth. You are.
Don't buy the idea that there is an eldorado business waiting for you to come reap. You are the business and the investment. Invest in yourself first.

Those are my two cups of beans. Shikena...

Tha ks Bro diz is morethan 2cups of beans ooo diz na full derica