₦airaland Forum

Reiyvinn:
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Mr Hypocrite, who deems himself himself fit to advice females when he is one of those contributing his quota to their vaginal slackening. Please remove the log from your eye first and stop hiding behind the shroud of you gat nuthing to lose, and so you have every right to advice ladies who have everything to lose. Practice what you preach, Oga!

Anyway, instead of peddling your ignorance and mistakening it for actual sense, you should know that nothing short of multiple child births and ageing slackens the vagina.

There are few cases ofcourse where a lady might naturally be Loose down there but its not because she has slept with the whole world. It's just nature.

Read and educate yourself; https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

Finally, Mr master key and padlock, I know for a fact that keys break but can you remind me what's the worst that can happen to a padlock? Maybe that was a very baseless comparison to use in the first place?

What do you expect from a leader who can't find his 'nonexistent' certificate?

Enjoy una NEPA bill certificate change president.

Na correct school be dis, not like that animal farm secondary school called Madonna University. Father Edeh and his cronies should see how a University hall should look like.

midolian:
Who else thinks this seat fits her better?

Lalasticlala!


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/667008772846583808

na who dash monkey banana?

MosakuAW:
Thanks lala for sharing this. We should also try:

Hands free headsets: It dramatically
reduce radiation emissions into the
brain.

Try not to chat for hours on end or, if
you must, get a hands free kit.

May Allah keeps us safe in Jesus name. Amen

True. I endeavour not to sleep with my phone close by or when I do by mistake, I wake up because I just can't sleep comfortably.


I remember a family friend who was a 'big man', he was almost always on the phone, making and receiving business calls. I tell you this man was always on the phone!

He passed away two years back from a cancerous brain tumour. I am not saying the phone caused it but the coincidence is too much to ignore.

Funny fake story

Why is Laura Ikeji trying so hard to seem like a wh'ore? That girl still has plenty more growing up to do, seriously!


Modified, just watched the video;

These children go kee themsef on top $3 million house ehhh....

modath:
Ok, this is how it works;

1.MDAs prepare their budget for the next year,

2.Heads of MDAs go to the Senate to defend their budget.

3. Senators overseeing that particular establishment "request" for a little "something" to be added to that in order not to "slash" it.. Eg, min of pepper & salt puts in a reguest for 500mn, senators ask for 100m as the "fee" for smooth passage, which will automatically increase the 500 to 600..

4.They quickly source for the money from one of their numerous accounts & they pay up even before passage, otherwise it is OYO


With the TSA, there is no longer going to be money for heads of MDAs to steal let alone kickback to them.. All the inflows & outflows are no longer shrouded in mystery...

MDAs are presently looking for ways to spend what is left of their budgets, so it doesn't revert to TSA cos by 31st Dec, every unspent kobo will be pulled out..


Lawmakers didn't kill & maim to get to their post for that ish mehn..


Hope it's clearer, if it isn't, let me know.

on point, exactly how the system works.

evegran:
His mum must be tall and fair.
I love tats but not too much, his is too much.
Tall guys rock!

his mom is caucasian....white as in oyibo.... Don't you recognise a biracial/ halfcast person when you see one?

He certainly didn't get his looks from that side of the family.

ADULTBASE:
#MONEY #KUDI #OWO!
Alway remember Money is the root of all evil!

WRONG!!!! THE LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil!

Very strange story.

OP, you are using Yakub, simple!

You are using him because you know there is no future but you stayed with him because he was assisting you on the project.

You don't need advice, it is Yakub that I want to slap sense into for wasting his own time with you. He is the one that needs serious advice!


As for you comoestas, get ready for whatever you see after using and dumping the poor guy. You should have broken off to with him when you knew the relationship would be going no where but you strung him along. Whatever your eye see, just accept it like that.

I believe Jonathan threw the election, he could have easily remained president but he gave it up because of those mad people up north who don't give a damn about human life.

In his words, retaining his presidency wouldn't be worth the loss of human lives.

He simply let APC hijack the elections, now that they are there, we will see the change they were shouting since.

BTW, fuel queue is loooooong o, they should better do something about it quickly before I start insulting their dullard at the top.

You sure sey na Allah give you your current job abi na Kwarruption?

No be this one dem dey call electric ant that time for school? The fluid is like an acidic reaction on the skin.

sukkot:
this was 5 days ago. one last video for emphasis. so as you can see ? the internet can be here today and gone tomorrow


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuJNBGXBhSI

your data is not saved in those cables. If those cables are blown up, all that might happen will be a loss in Internet connectivity but when it is repaired, your files will be accessible from wherever it was stored.

Even then there are many more back up cables, satellites and connections where Internet connections can be re routed.

There's no need swallowing panadol for a headache that isn't even there, I still maintain that the Internet is very reliable.

sukkot:
lol i like to be in control. I am a control freak, meaning anything can happen to the internet, like the internet cable that supplies all of africa can be sabotaged and internet connection lost. its very possible. so my idea of backup will be ' what is the best backup storage device i can use '. like an external hard-drive. that way i am in full control and not reliant on an internet connection. thanks for the suggestions though

there's nothing more reliable than the Internet. Your external drives will fail ten times before anything will happen to the Internet.

sukkot:
whats a proper backup ? memory stick ? i need to backup my files too

Google drive, one drive, Dropbox and many other free cloud storage sites. Just use Google.

Ode doesn't know something called the cloud exists?

She has serious inferiority and self confidence issues. Too bad.

Ben Bruce, sometimes you make sense, other times you just brain dey derail off track.... Salary earners wey never finnish to support themselves in this hard economy, you wan still reduce dia money on top?

Abeg advice your government to create more jobs for unemployed instead of putting people out of jobs daily and unemployment will not be an issue anymore. That is correct thinking.

Mass wedding, mass offloading, mass shipment, LMAO

Which one is fraud again? There was an agreement and system specs took their rightful cut that was agreed. They did not hide to steal it, the process was transparent and they even reversed it when asked.

One has to be careful when entering into agreement with this government ooo, any small thing don become corruption and fraud, even legal agreements that were approved.

kYjelly2:
Stella oduah was hounded for spending 255 million for bullet proof cars as a minister while Fashola who spent 78 million naira for a common website is hailed as the beacon of change

Lets even do some analysis, isn't what Stella bought closer to the amount she spent, than what fashola spent in relation to what he got

In other words, isn't it easier to get away with 255 million for 2 bullet proof cars than it is to get away with 78 million naira for a brochure website any where in the world

Yet he got away, due to naijas never ending hypocrisy

Practical example, BMW has a bullet proof X5 going for 110,000 pounds. multiply by two, that would be 220,000 pounds. that only resists ak47 shells but isn't blast proof. we can argue for sake of argument that blast proofing would increase the price tag and get the number closer to 500,000 pounds or more.

Now please tell me a brochure site that has ever been created for more than 500,000 naira before anywhere in the world. A brochure site is different from an application, which nairaland and facebook are and even those were created by young kids just meddling with what they loved.

So how is it that one was hounded and the other was not even question by the EFCC and allowed to sail into a ministry as a minster?

One was removed while being a minister, while the other is accepted even with a more obvious misappropriation case to answer to.

It just seems naija is filled with hyprocrites.

Now back to the praise singing of Fashola the change that will change ministry, mtcheew.

As always, for the love of country, this country will get better by fire by fore, but the hypocrites will answer one day, if not here then in the life beyond, mtcheew

OP, you are a hundred percent on point. Only fools take Nigerian politricks seriously. Politicians are all greedy thieves, only after what they can steal but it is we the people I am most sorry for.

Especially those gullible ones easily taken for a ride, swallowing every bullshit propaganda thrown at them, refusing to clearly see the antics and convenient stories these politricktians feed them.

I have resigned my self to the fact that they are all thieves but a few at least perform while in office and those ones are better than the ones who just do nothing but to steal.

Chai, these politricktians switch sides faster than the tides of an ocean. Grandfather ko godfather ni!

JimiCoker:
Don't mind her, she thinks they're extroverts
Girls go mess after eating shawarma and ice cream, cum wear pampers during menses, not to talk less of the yama yama discharge that oozes out of that cesspool of filth they call toto and one e-diot has the effrontery to call a guy that sniffs their disease-ridden panties and survives, a pervert?? Why, he deserves a medal of bravery. Prolly noticed a foul stench in the air and traced its origin to your pant

na your type go lick all the discharge, mess, stench and everything else the filthy cesspool of a toto has to offer... Stop pretending.

Was the panty washed or unwashed?

I laughter in france

APC is talking as if a sizable number of their members are not PDP thugs and mistresses, fools!

Who are they deceiving?

Talk is cheap ...you don't have to say much... Do your own and we will see for ourselves.

DAVIYJONESS:
that is one general every girl does that

I beg to differ. If every girl you date does that then maybe you are the common denominator! You obviously have a certain type!