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SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2006
I knew you would like it! grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 9:00pm On Jun 25, 2006
adeoba:
i learnt that jesus should be given all the adoration
Adore you wife and children first. If there is any adoration left, then spare a liitle for Jesus!
FamilyRe: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by Reverend(m): 8:58pm On Jun 25, 2006
Throw her off a very tall building without a parachute tongue tongue tongue
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 8:57pm On Jun 25, 2006
Maybe he should apologies for his earlier childish comments that England are losers and cheats first!

I can not help it if he has a Jackson Five hair style! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 8:50pm On Jun 25, 2006
Go England Go grin grin grin grin

SportsRe: Ghana Vs Brazil: Germany 2006 Second Round Fixture by Reverend(m): 7:59pm On Jun 25, 2006
I reallu hope Ghana win against Brazil. It is not very likely, but I hope they cause an upset!

Go Ghana grin

We should support the ex British Colonies/ Commonwealth countries cheesy cheesy cheesy unless of course they play England!
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2006
Badman888 wrote:
its a chant which they use cheaters but i realised is better to use losers for England u happy now

i want to see penalty shootout and see how Beckham and his boys take some Rugby kicks
OK, now you have seen how Beckham kicks the ball and as for Equador, they are on there way home  cheesy

Now Badman888, look in the mirror and chant to yourself,  I am a self-servicer, I am a self-servicer!

GO ENGLAND  grin grin grin

Music/RadioRe: Would You Buy A New Michael Jackson Album? by Reverend(m): 5:43pm On Jun 25, 2006
Bedtime at Neverland
Q: When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Michael Jackson & the Boy Scouts
Q: Why did the Boy Scouts of America give Michael Jackson a case of Nicorette gum?
A: They want him to quit his two pack a day habit.

Michael Jackson Burger
Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson burger?
It's a slab of meat between two small white buns.

Michael Jackson is Baaad!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson think he's tough?
A: He can lick any kid on the block.

Michael Jackson and the Xbox
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Xbox have in common?
A: They're made of plastic and little boys turn them on.

Michael Gets Mooned
Q: What did Michael Jackson start singing when a little boy mooned him?
A: "I'll be there."

Differences, Differences
Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white and made of plastic, the other carries groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Casper the Ghost and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first man to land on the moon, the other bleeps boys.

Q: What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty.

Michael Jackson Gets Food Poisoning
Q: How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: From eating 8-year-old wieners.

Michael Jackson's Boyfriends
Q: Why does Michael Jackson prefer twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Baby Dangling
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over the balcony?
A: Because he heard his wife ask someone to drop the boy off a few stories.
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2006
Joe Cole is Off. They should bring on Crouch!
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:33pm On Jun 25, 2006
Wayne Rooney is playing well, even though he is not fully fit!
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:21pm On Jun 25, 2006
Fantastic Goal!
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:12pm On Jun 25, 2006
If it is about the match, why are you calling England cheats?
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 5:10pm On Jun 25, 2006
You will notice that Badman888 has changed his post from:

same old England !!! still are cheaters!!
to

same old England !!! still are losers !!
That is because he is a cheat and a loser himself!

Get a life cool
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 4:55pm On Jun 25, 2006
The second-half can only be better. Half-time cup of tea? A medicinal whisky would be better after that.
SportsRe: World Cup - England Vs Ecuador - Second Round Match by Reverend(m): 2:23pm On Jun 25, 2006
j-girl:
Why do you people hate england so much? sad cry
My predicion England 3 - Ecuador 1
The reason is called envy and jealousy. There is of course another problem in the background.

That is that Nigeria was part of the British Empire. Many people who were not even born during that time seem to still hold a grudge against the British, even though more harm and destruction has been unleashed on their own people by Nigerians since independence!

These people can never be helped and they take out their frustrations in these pathetic posts!

ENGLAND FOR THE CUP!

The most wonderful Country on Gods planet grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Ghana Vs Brazil: Germany 2006 Second Round Fixture by Reverend(m): 11:10pm On Jun 24, 2006
disney:
All of una shut up now now before l count ten.

Haba, don't forget david and Goliath in the bible.

U never know , ghana might win Brazil, the fact they have been doing well doesn't mean bla bla. So let's just hope for the best.


undecided
If you believe such fairy stories from the Bible then maybe!

You never know, maybe Brazil will not show up, then Ghana will win by default  grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Would You Buy A New Michael Jackson Album? by Reverend(m): 11:02pm On Jun 24, 2006
Michael Jackson is a demented sex criminal that prays on young children. He should have been locked up years ago. He would have been in any other Country, but hey! money talks  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I would not buy any of this pedophiles albums. He also has a very squeaky thin gay voice which is irritating!

He has not made any good albums since Thriller and will never release another good album again!

He is a hasbeen!

SportsRe: Ghana Vs Brazil: Germany 2006 Second Round Fixture by Reverend(m): 10:49pm On Jun 24, 2006
otolorin:
all ghana needs now is the belief that they can beat brazil
They also need some good skilled football players, a good manager and some strategy  grin

Ghana will be slaughtered by Brazil!

It will be like taking candy off a baby cool
SportsRe: Argentina vs Mexico: Second Round Germany 2006! by Reverend(m): 10:48pm On Jun 24, 2006
Mexico played far better than Argentina as a whole. They attacked far more and controlled the ball more!

That's the game though!

But if they show that asshole, drug addict Maradonna one more time I will throw a brick at the tv screen cry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Floats Airline, TV Station & Fast Food Outlet by Reverend(m): 10:42pm On Jun 24, 2006
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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Floats Airline, TV Station & Fast Food Outlet by Reverend(m): 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2006
baby4u2:
Summary:

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with all kinds of latest tech (transponders and satellites inclusive), corporate
businesses, banks, Supermarkets and Malls; transform nations with a new
industrial revolution; be pioneers in charting new courses in every field of
human endeavour. Yes, and may the hooting get louder as God increases His
servants!!

AMEN
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SportsRe: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Reverend(m): 2:07pm On Jun 24, 2006
Togo played like school boys against France. I would have loved to see France going home tongue tongue tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Lioness In Zoo Kills Man Who Invoked God by Reverend(m): 9:56am On Jun 24, 2006
sweetnini:
the man is a big mumu ode,idiot,, there's no insult for the foool
he's is soooooo stupid
You are correct! If God could not or did not want to help the six million Jews who were murdered in WW2, what chance did this guy have against a single Lion?

shocked shocked shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Biblical For Christian Women To Wear Trousers? by Reverend(m): 9:47am On Jun 24, 2006
phebby:
TO BE HONEST,ITS WHATS IN UR HEART THAT COUNTS.IM NOT SO SURE IF WEARING TROUSER IS A SIN BUT IF IT IS,WOUDNT IT BE BETTER IF GOD DEALS DIRECTLY WITH THE SINNER? NO NEED TO JUGDE IF SOMETHING SOMEONE WEARS IS GOOD OR NOT, ONE CAN ONLY COME IN TO TELL THE PERSON IF THE DRESSING IS GOING TO THE EXTREME.SO DONT BE ONE OF THOSE HYPOCRITES ON JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.U HEAR?
@ Phebby

You are right, it is not just the Jerry Springer show, this forum is also full of hypocrites. Who cares what the bible says about anything, especially trousers, kilts, hot pants, crotchless undies or cotton socks.

It is a book written by man and not by God. It is not the word of God, but the ramblings of man.

If women want to go to church in trousers, no trousers, topless, wearing only a 'G' string or totally nude. What is the problem? As long as they go to church. If women went to church topless or naked then I am sure that many more men would attend and at least you would have something to look at whilst you listened to the boring service of the Pastor!

I find it so amusing reading the posts from people who use the passages from the book of fairy stories (bible) to try and back up their whimsical ideas and make their own interpretation of rules and regulations that we should follow.

According to the book of Elvis Presley : 22:12 - People, get a life and stop this nonsense cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

BusinessRe: Starting Mcdonalds In Nigeria by Reverend(m): 9:27am On Jun 24, 2006
layi:
@bibi
Since rev chose starting your own "franchisable" brand with the money instead of getting a mcdonalds franchise, then i presume that owning a brand to him is more lucrative. Thats what i don't buy. I still believe a mcdonalds outlet will beat a tantalizers' or mr biggs' located within the same vicinity anyday. You can't compare them to mcdonalds.
It takes more time to build your brand, but you will not be paying any fees to the fat cats in the US. Develop your own idea and build your own brand. Once you have about 5 restaurants you can franchise your business out. Then you will receive the franchise fees and you will be able to build your empire with other peoples money and not risk your own :-)

That is exactly what McDonald, KFC and other do.

You are only buying a name!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Floats Airline, TV Station & Fast Food Outlet by Reverend(m): 8:00am On Jun 23, 2006
I know Pastor Chris does not recieve a dime from the sale or sponsorship of books and tapes around the world. By choice he had ceased recieving salary from church several years ago. That is why God keeps channeling money to his faithful servant.
If you believe that, you will believe anything shocked

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