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If u see d way gals de smoke shisha for bars n club.....u go fear na so some go puff d snoke via nose......oloshos dem........i just de pity dem..

P***y juice

Story for the gods.....nalie na VIP suite e dey...house arrest dey sip paraga n taba snuff

A country where if u go party u no see food chop na big beef between u n d celebrants ooo.....haaaa food hahaha

Omo enjoy d sallah jareno look all dem nigerians face

Most gals in lagos will definately be...single mom's...bastards go yakpa o...lol..

Emefiele na. E sabi....all of dem make dem resign ddem no de feed me

All in d name of stonin the devil..dem never see lmfao

I love to nut on cossy borbie I swear

Baba Suwe and Jagaban Tinubu

cos they all know they r businesss men

as long as na cake i go eat am

Tubaba is d ultimate ..anybody wey no like tubaba ...make d person go take gutter water drink garri

Haa i de find dis kind of babe..oo to fall in luv.....kai..omo she go pay me taya..at d end i will run n leave her......hahah na so all babe for naija wan de live their lives ooo ...most babe for naija na asss..hheee wo

na so one wey de form love for me.....she was a nice babe but i suspect her as a runs babe/...she works sha..but last two years she just save money travel go dubai...

i keep asking myself....wat is she doing in dubai..the kind dp i de see ehnnn..i taya..well i knew dats wat she went there for....hustling.....sometimes i go chat with her..i go make her angry i never wanted to tell her i don taya for her..until one day she said a male arab dude gave her anew fone...galaxy s4 i guess...even she de even show me picture of her trips to iran...also..i say dis one don enter international...PLC..mehn last december d idiot come back to naija...travel to her village .in d east....n expecting me to call her. na so she chat with me say make i take her out.....i laff she don see mugu.....na so i bone her taya...she come de know say i no send her from day one...small time she go put pikin for dp...say na her child...i go just de lafff..small time she go update status....praise the lord..i am delivered from the sins..i have commited...i am now a mum .i just de lafff ......ashewo...na ashewo...jare...dem plenty for lagos .......

Wyclefniranz:
hey dude u neva sabi airforce mean u neva sabi nohun...........he has done more than 1000 singles but we still all waiting for his album sha

i beg no body know am....no be only airforce one na navy....hiss..how cna u compare a nobody to sean tizzle....seems u r not based in naija..n know notin about nigerian artits n music industry....u r a joker a BIG one

A relationship ends, and both parties move on to bigger and better things, right? Not always. Everyone, sometime in their life has been disappointed in love. Breaking up is hard to go through, especially if you are not ready for it. If, after a breakup, you realize you still want your ex back, you need to be proactive about it. In order to do so, you need to reflect back on your relationship and try and understand where it went wrong.

The Pattern Of A Relationship

Generally speaking, most relationships follow a predictable pattern. There is the honeymoon period where you first meet someone and everything is wonderful and new. They can do no wrong and you can do no wrong in their eyes. The sex is fantastic, the chemistry electric but after while, this starts to feel more comfortable rather than exciting. You start to adjust to one another, make compromises, and at this point, the relationship changes again. I call this the “establishment” period. At this point, cohabitation often occurs, a little “nesting” starts to rear its head and “she” and “he” become “we.”

A little further down the line comes the “disenchantment” stage where suddenly the little quirks that amused you and you were willing to overlook now start to bother you and in fact, often become the “bone of contention” as a means to “pick a fight.” This is the true test of a relationship and it is this particular phase of the relationship that you need to reflect upon. If you believe you can save your relationship after this deep reflection then you need to do the following:

Apologize!

So many “fools of love” out there say, “treat em mean, keeps em keen” and they are so far off the beaten track that they will never find their way on the path to true love. It takes strength of character and great sacrifice to apologize particularly if you do not believe you were in the wrong. However, sometimes it really is worth “losing a battle to win a war.” Once you have taken this first step, the rest is not that difficult to follow. Remember, it takes two people to have a successful relationship and knowing exactly what to apologize for is crucial.

Talk Things Through Face To Face

Invite your ex to meet you at a time and place convenient for you both where you can sit down and talk. The idea is to be quietly assertive, not forceful, but intent enough to get her to agree to meet you face to face. You both need to chat about the issues objectively, without blame and maturely. If necessary, suggest couple counseling with a therapist so she can see that you are serious in your quest.

Give Her Time And Space

This is probably one of the hardest things to do but by allowing your ex space not only gives her a chance to calm down and reflect, but also to miss you and it is true that as time passes, one only remembers the good times. By allowing a little time to pass, takes the heat of the anger out of the equation and emotions to settle into places of calm. This can only work in your favor.

Treat Her Like A Lady

This doesn’t necessarily mean that you need to take her on a triple Treat of Champagne Breakfast, Balloon and Boat Ride but it does mean you need to do things differently! She is the most important person on earth to you; show her this in your actions, not only in your words! Treat her like a lady and show your romantic side. A little bit of romance goes a long way!

For some people, saying the three little words “I love you” is very difficult. Others have no problem with it at all (and sometimes even say it when they don’t mean it). If you struggle to express the way you feel to your partner through words, there are lots of ways to let your partner know that they are important to you and you enjoy having them in your life without using a single word at all! Here are 10 creative ideas to let your partner know that they are a big part of your life and you love having them in it.

Write A Quick Letter Or Card

Instead of saying “I love you” to your partner, instead, write them a quick love letter or jot it down in a sweet card that you picked up from the store. It is a quick and easy way to let your partner know just how much they mean to you without saying a word.
Send A Text

In the age of technology, almost everyone has texting capabilities on their cell phones. Instead of sending her a text to please pick up milk after work, send her a text that lets her know you’ve been thinking about her all day. You can do this in a romantic way to let her know that you love her, or you can make a racy text – called sexting – to tell her what you want to do to her when you both get home after work. Texting is so easy and cheap you can do it often just to add a little bit of love to her day.
Put It On A Cookie

On your next trip to the mall, visit the cookie store and have them write “I Love You” on one of those giant chocolate chip cookies. The best part is that you two can enjoy the cookie together later that night!
Draw It On The Sidewalk With Chalk

This is a great idea if your partner is away for business often or if you get home from work several minutes before your partner does. Draw a sweet message on the driveway or sidewalk with sidewalk chalk and they’ll see it as soon as they pull in the driveway from work.
Write It On The Bathroom Mirror

Write “I love you” on the bathroom mirror with an old lipstick that you don’t use anymore, or do it in soap so that when the mirror fogs up when your partner is taking a shower, the message becomes clear. The latter is so much fun because they won’t see the message when they step in the shower, but they’ll see it when they come out!

Use An Entire Pad Of Post It Notes

You can really show your love by using an entire pad of Post-It notes to write sweet messages and stick them all over the house. You can write a different message on each note, or you can simply write “I love you” over and over on each note. Make sure you use brightly colored Post-Its for maximum impact!

Place An Ad In A Newspaper Or Magazine They Read

Surprise your partner by placing a sweet message in an ad in a newspaper or magazine that they read. Make sure it’s a magazine or newspaper that they actually read though, or else they won’t get your special message!
Draw It On Their Car Windshield

You can use a wax pen or special car window chalk (you know, the kind they use for those “Just Married” signs when people tie the knot) and write “I love you” all over your partner’s car windows. Do this either in the morning before they leave for work or drop by their place of employment while they’re inside so they don’t catch you. If you’re lucky enough, you’ll be around to see the look on their face when they discover your surprise!
Use Glow In The Dark Stars

Get some of those glow in the dark stars (usually in the kids toy section) and write a sweet message on the wall or ceiling for your partner to discover when they turn off the lights. You can also use this as a seduction tactic and suggest that you two have sex “under the stars!”

Hahaha hilarious

vizkiz:
I don't like the nigga either. Too much noise about biitches, money and swag. I will choose ordinary airforce over him any day any time

Who be airforce again....r u ok

Na who be HID again

2baba for president..

A whole lot of mentally deranged foolshere tribalists....look at their life shame de catch me

women ....una wahala too much...she is destined to be a w..hore..but she just dont wanna be an open one in a hotel so she wanna destroy the innocent man life by marrying him....n banging multiple guyz........she is a bastard

omo hackers don get olympic....omo na wa o

this country is full of lies...see wetin this shameless man that disguised like a woman.years back..is saying..?

kai many gyals have stinking possay...i hate it when i percieve such stench from a babe when i wan bang...dammmm...some cant even take care of dier possay by washign with hotwater...always...dats why dem de spread gono cacus...STD

just smack her..on getting there ..gbosa back hand slap

youcanmakeit:
my brother,,l tire o

i am telling all guy dont be little your self to a b*** if she is not rrady to hear your own....omo find anoda babe..n she will be jealous n come backl to you.,,,loyalty....omo babes too plenty to conquer n bang

omo so havin a condom makes one irrsponsible me i dont carry condom oo but as e de hot i go reach abiki place buy one bang if konji de n i catch one free ..babe

when olosho full lagos...omo enter one hotel there r many h.oes..bang taya

i go just de laff dem...when there r many fishes in d sea