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Now his suffering continues

Iyanya 29 na big lie ooooooo mee na 22yrs

Benue stand up

Fooolish post encouragin. Tribalism....why not say ur boyfriend you said igbo boyfriend

I want the strippers type of bikini on dem

i go like bang dat her booty

hhhaaa oi pity d man wey go marry her....omo make she start to de finger herself o

story for the juju gods

kogi oooo na wa oo

fotoshopppp ssss last thing forme to dress like a woman

some ladies r just lazy in bed some r endowed for notin lazy idiots....

Lagos is the heartbeat of Nigeria-economically, socially and otherwise. From the comical to the puzzling and the most shocking, it all happens in this city of over 15 million people. It is a fascinating place to be.

Due to the complexities that make Lagos unique, people have evolved different ways to communicate, interact and pass along messages which can only be understood by people who are familiar with these slangs.

As a first time visitor in Lagos, you need to keep these slangs at your finger-tips as they may come handy at any time.


Johnny Just Come

Also known as JJC, it is an argot used to describe someone who is naive because they are visiting an unfamiliar terrain for the first time. If people find this to be your status, they may want to take advantage of you. So, do not act like a JJC especially when you are inside a public bus or transacting business.

Akube

Amongst traders of Igbo extraction, Akube refers to goods or products that have little quality or have been previously used. Interestingly, many people have come to associate themselves with Akube products as its affordability attracts higher purchase.

Shine Your Eyes

Shine your eyes simply admonish you to be very vigilant. This is because Lagos is a crowded city and nearly everyone is in a hurry. You should be vigilant and conscious. By the you do not need to worry too much because Lagos is safe but ensure that you shine your eyes always.

On You Own

OYO is a state in South-west Nigeria. However, when ear catches that word, they are not referring to Oyo state, rather it simply means you are On Your Own. For example, if you want to borrow money from a friend, he uses the acronym OYO, it means it is not possible. It is often used to express negation.

Owambe

Even though Owambe is a Yoruba slang, it is now a universal expression for partying. So, when next you hear Owambe, get your traditional wear ready, you are going for a christening, birthday or wedding and ensure that you enjoy yourself.


Add Yours if you have any

Durentt:
christ

Jesus...

I can bear girls on girls...its really freaky but guys on guys needs to be a shame...

Cynthia Morgan I just wanna suck her boobs..n...ssy...hahahha

I want this man to win the nextelection

President Donald trump

Iron sharpens iron

B4UIWAZ:
In airforce 1 voice, join them soon

Airforce1.....whoisdis dude sef

For me. If a babe is demandin somuch money and she is using. An xpensive fone...-ll just tell her to sell itfor me since she needs money na

obiak4:
dbang na still ejanla na na d name weh akon dey call am b dat oooo listen to feeling d nigga na
if airforce1 no dream who go help am dream
fyi korede bello was an active nairaland before him blow ooo bro do not despise ur days of little beginnings

U r a clown lol well airforce one keep flying ok dream big much respect

Donjazzy car I beg..ok

Please always rewash your fruits once you buy from Northerners''.

Why make dis look aas if everyone from the north or all maallams thaat sell fruits are dirty....see pple here on forums should know how to post topic without tribal sentiments

suzzy16:
Dog,ur father

Bitch n ur mother..anoda bitch lmfao

So wht make e no bang anoda possay..i beg u should be lucky he uses condoms I beg make person hear word you aare not the first

obiak4:
wait till you hear airforce1 ft dbang, and dat one ft davido u go beg for autograph no worry
the hustle is real bro

Ok dbang not dbanj ejanla....ok. Lmfao make e no go brand him self n name n dohis homework na to de dream online

darmochy1:
Airforce1, Kindly save this message that I quote, so that when you finally make it, you can show the world that you were once referred to as a nobody

Oga airforce 1 should go do his homwork well about music before. Coming here on nairaland and be claiming internet superstar

suzzy16:
Werey leleyi o

seems u r the b.... I banged I guess .......ode ur mumu go last long

Africa is backward especially nigeria...na today una eye clear

destinysaid:
1 word of caution "behind every successful person is a pack of haters" don't be 1 of em, if airforce1 finally blow, don't b a hater, e take 2 face more than 5 yrs, p square more than 5, don baba j more than 5 even badoo self more than 5 yrs to blow .... no drag anybody hustle down o.


dee box .... records

Finally blow for where....imagine an artist bearing airforce1 dat name sef don spoil every cos it's not unique n sellable n no trademark in it...no branding....No be to blow n still be broke na how to be a businessman in d music business ok...I am a music businessman....i got all wat an artist need to be a star n be rich....

ellahzy:
he looks like Airforce1 in d last pic

Who is dis airforce dude u r so obsessed with sef he is a nobody in d industry...na wa o airforce 1 jet naavy ship army tank..make person hear word..

vizkiz:
[b]so you preffer a guy with a job who will later spend all his cash on you at the end of each month right?

You reason like a hungry broke girl to me.

And btw, why don't you get a job and stop being a liability to your poor family
What kind of generation do we live in these days? Our women are just so dumb and so dependant that they can't stand up for themselves! This is so annoying and heartbreaking.

Well, I think I now know why most of them chase after "rich boys" and are later used for rituals. Na with this kin thread the thing dey start.

How much did your mumu "RICH" father have when he married your mother?cuz I think if he isn't a broke ass biitch, we would have been seeing his name all over television. You are here talking shiit while your family is suffering and smiling. Almost all your threads are about broke guys but your family lives in a shiit hole here in lagos.

Come on, don't think we guys are that dumb to go for a broke girl like you, all we wanna do is furck you and look for a nice girl with potentials to wife. A girl who wouldn't hide behind a faceless moniker to type shiit. [/b]

Nice one bro....tell dese yeye smelly gutter mouth gals dat they ain't shit

yorex2011:
Bros why you dey lie like this na

Lie for wat naa...wtf do u no how many I ave smashed even oloshos...dat day even told me they have serious BF omo cool down not to talk of a gal with a distance relationship wit a guy...even gal wey get BF koro koro..i de bang dem

I was banging one babe one day like dat na so her fone rang she picked it as I de give her doggy.....na her BF de feel sorry for her say he will send her money for medicine...shaa haba dis babe don lie...oo omo na so I pra increase my hiting kpa kpa kpa....she scream her fone fell from her hand...lol