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@poster

I feel you but that's is thje factor of a typical nigerian girl - them too like money if you are handsome but broke -they won't put their heart to you or be serious , but if you are not handsome but full of blockz -see dem go dey rush you,
In nigeria without money you are nothing what a nation

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ijawkid: Poster remember that Gods view of time isn't commensurate with our's.....

If God for example decides to bring about d end in 6yrs time(which is 6000 yrs in d human point of view) what u gonna do??

We gotta wait until it does come....

But know this...::::::THE END MUST come

Haha omo no be today we don dey wait haha I guess 6000 years to come ope **let d sinpsrty continues

I heard dat to be a member of seadog one must be a graduate and pass thru nysc ..as seen in a newspaper advert very nice

Well tb is a sincere man and humble well he has said the truth

She is just looking for cheap attention abeg carry your poko go away jare

Gtalk hahaha nobody needs it or use it its a flop

nahinbdis: MTN replied them since! I got a text yesterday that I will get 200% bonus to call any network for any recharge (this is not the weekend 100% promo).

This morning I loaded a 750 card to test this and guess what? Aside the 750 balance I got 1500 bonus to call any network. I tested this by making a call and the call was charged to the bonus (proof its not the weekend bonus stuff). I think MTN has finally woken up to protect its market share.

Oga tell us which package you dey na is it the normal prepaid or postpaid or business line ...hard to believe

Olboy people don come here dey lie oooo oya make I post jare

I did 300km/hour even my speedmeter burst haha just like dat etisalat easyblaze advert

Haha nairaland no go kill me

Well its just because of money that brought davido out to the limelite jare this is how sick nigeria is only the wealthy get to tuck in their children works everywhere-imagine davido singing in back when-single which ft naetoc- when I was broke o nobody send me o now these girls dey f wash me like omo bla bla bla- now ponder is dat true for a billionaire son that have not hustel in his life before and earn a salary. So much fakeness in our lyrics and we celebrate it even those wey no come from slum dey say dem be street boyz-

In yankee if oga bill gate wanna attend a rapper from the poorest hood ,its not by padi padi

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Now Is that the phucking reason why u wanna get a Gf? failure!

Dont need a Gf to Pipe a hole bruv - Desperate Asses are Out there Waiting patiently On the Road! [/color]

I beg help me tell the mugu - when gals plenty for town to control and pipe a hole ... All na d same jare na format just different -ok after spending so much on ur galfriend won't you poke her one day -is it not d same tin as payin an ashi to poke - some people sabi waste time to cure konji oo- who knows sef if the guy na mugu no 5 that keep payin and get notin in return.

Welldone dapo but I must confessxx you need the touch of IDJA . To meet that ur standard you left naija much lovers and fans,

Jsleek is good for tuface and naija ninja crew well let's see sha if sleek can bring d freek outta dbanj

Evelle: DAVIDO is surely de best!

Best for where its just his pop money dat blew him more he is just below average jare.

I take wizkid then second olamide they r original
Davido never suffer before for life

Yes ol boy I ave a family friend who has stayed in new york for like 30yrs now each time he comes to naija he will walk down the street to buy epa-groundnut and even roasted corn and cook corn even -dis man still speak pidgin and even his native dialect well and you can beat him when it comes to speaking american english - while some stupid small brain person go visit london. For just 3months person no go hear word with fake accents

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4 No missed call at midnight
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Yes that's true the most important is no 7 haha can talk and shag any gal of ur choice -all gals u like is ur babe even oda pple babe is ur babe - proud to not even have a serious one sef they can restrict my way of life-sentiments are for suckers

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See crowd haha nairaland amebo
Well one day even the high class shall return to the dust with nothing

Rest in peace

@poster

What can you be satisfied with in life ? Is blackberry not good enough to assist the day to day communication which one can you produce, please all the andriod , galaxy , well I like apple sha , but andriod I aint no freak for it because I see most app there as toyish and develpoers wanna sell their work

I beg oya use ur nokia lumina and see if you will get a data cap of what BIS offers - unlimited download and streaming_ as for me blackberry is the best here in nigeria where we have low internet data bundles,which BB offers- andriod sucks data and ios also look you guys rockin all dis tablet think you are in yankee or europe where wireless internet is easy to get and much data to use.

My blackberry does it all for me , I download and upload and ping and the email service is the bomb. What else am I lookin for.

Hisss take ur BB nak am for wall

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I see guys who do such thing always are kids how can you hold girl waist every time you walk is it to show you are too much with females nonsense boiz like us are playas and we chop gurls without showing it out least I can do is hold her hand for a while and waist na for night time for a while I like walking freely

PortHarcourtBoy: For the fact say na Rivers man, i go say......RIP

Tribalist idiot

Damm Gogo looks like officer william robert aka Rick ross

Okija_juju: What a classic person move....

Do these people seek to insult our intelligence or what?!!

So If I am being chased on the express road by armed robbers with AK-47, they expect me to be typing an e-mail to request for help?!


Abi if I am witnessing a crime, I should send them an Email....

Is this the 24hrs toll free 911 alternative?!

Okay... Let them also give us the Police Blackberry Pin and Tweeter handle as well...

What a useless country.. Its times like this that I remember why we are yet to progress...

The truth is that our leaders are so old, product of a failed society and educational system and are very very Y2K uncompliant...

I would be expecting to hear that the Nigerian Police has signed an agreement with all the Telecoms companies to set up a shortcode 24hr (police, ambulance and fire service)emergency service line, that they have also fitted all the police patrol cars with radios (that work) and that every police man is now issued a patrol radio thats hooked to a dedicated frequency where they can hear the chit chats and get called instantly...

Like I am so fhucking pissed I just slapped my secretary for the hell of it...

FHUCK THE NIGERIAN POLICE




Okija Juju... _{Only the gods can save us}

Haha bro you said it all three words #FuckThePolice

The idiot that I emailed at the mtn customer care did not give me the code he just tricked me and replied my nnumber has been unsubscribed and again they removed my money this is the third time they will deduct me and If not for nairaland I will not even know what to do thanks jare

All the people that posted and called abdulkaye an aboki are all bunch of idiots with no logical mind they are hypocrite and like flies wey dey rush shit(poo) very illitrate mind .
Is it everybody that's is from the north that is an aboki - aboki is the meaning of my friend in the hausa language ok-even let's come down south are there not people from yoruba speakin area that bear abdul, even auchi edos and middlebelt people also - idiots that don't know anything about nigeria

WeLl after all its the americans that brought hiv disease and gave it to us populated regions so as for them to sell their drugs

All the problem in this world is from the white man-michael moore from the book -stupid whitemen

GEJ is a mistake and nigerians have seen it we and especially the niger deltans have now to see that its not by tribe ok see how the man is driving the nation into and he can't fight the boko boiz ,and he is the boss,

What pains me in this his regime is the fuel subsidy removal a big scam and hoax there was no subsidy in it , how can you subsidize what you produce abundantly shame who are they decieving

Well very true sha but I will let you know if you try any of this on an average nigerian ol boy you go be enemy of progress some how or they will run from you haha

Tonto is just a jealous BITCH I no send her roles in film sef ,
How can she be calling a 30 sometin year old lady an old cargo shame to her ino edo pass am hands down

Well some people here dey lie too much ooo who cares how fast am I on the keyboard hissssssssss

We like to deviate from the triuth all dis yeye behaviour with in campuses especially wit our gals happen here in the western part and east even south also but rarely happen in the core north gbam this won't make me an aboki as you have made a truth teller an aboki now

Can u imagine d foool at mtn customer care did not opt me out they still deduct 100naira today again now as I loaded 200 naira card kai now I sent out to 1010 and it unsubsribed me hope this will mtn thiefs