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Ok ooo no one person no go hear from study ...now from eating yolks of egg is dangerous but na d same pple tell us say egg is protienous '''now na alcahol omo I no gree hands down ....its good for me redbull powerhorse , mix with gin or nite train ....gbosa

Keegan: Wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, till you turn to wonderer. It's all in your mind.

Haha I beg oo help me tell em its just a day dream - you see our mind works like magnet what we see or imagine comes in our dream at night when we dream - if you think about big bakassi babes soon na so you go dream nakkin dem - dats just it - how about hells version now we never here the chapter if na red or blue flames dey there - all lies and state of mind lmfao

@afam4ever don't mind dem jare nigeria is a bullshit nation what do I wanna pledge to nigeria for ....hiss I hate our anthem ...so help me God - no nigerian wanna produce a product but they want God to help dem

USA anthem motivates me anytime I see the ols glory - at d olympic I supported dem fulltime

Yeah ope oo my blackberry curve3 have changed into a porshe pana$era ooo cosmic ray pls fall every year - we don't need father christmas again

So well nice cut but wetin concern this and front page and how does dis help change d cup of garri in the market lol

Hey I beg o make fashola finish the lagos badagry train route oo let's all dese locomotive train go to park -

Ol boy only women city I must get a pass to dat city and disguise like alamysaygha( sorry that name is to awkward) that bayelsa man, and enter the place , I go yansh lesbians tire enuff kitten ooo hey

In a true sense these saudi arabians are creating more problems for these women abi them wan tell me say na their women holy pass, lies

SlyIg: People rarely give out arms on d road side which happens to be d most popular way d needy takes to. Many help d poor in d church cos of how dangerous our society is now. Many needys are not truly in need. Many of them are lazy. Eg. I saw a healthy young girl wit two legs and hands wit a child on her back using small basin in begging on d road. On that same road were small children selling snacks and pure water. Can you give out help to Such?

Bro see if e better for every man ajibole no go dey if e better for every man bambiala(begger) no go dey o- oriste femi song 'better' go google it and read the lyics deep song
See the lady with basin with kid may have less hope after turnin left right up down and nobody to assist that's the worst state of a human being life and you want her to do ashawo with her kid in a dangerous brotel? Don't compare her and say you saw kids selling pure water and snacks ,do you ave a second tought if she has done small biz and did not work out and maybe nobody to help her start sometin- ave seen babes hussle (ashi) to da top and open fashion store and beer palour- see our nation is a doomed place to grow up as a young person you are left on your own no grants for education and if your parents aint bouyant to send you to school- na you sabi oo, will you be happy to see your self in that situation even the graduates also - if you aint connected no work for you, not even a small loan capital to start sometin - oooo shame to a nation like ours failed-since 1960 they say the youth are the future of tommorrow - till date na so we dey hear am -when??

babestella: I personally do not and will not support a failed government now nor in future. Now one thing should be clear to we all as Nigerians, Nigeria as a nation has very seriuos foundational problem. That has led to a factbwenall know today about some tribe of men, or some group of religious bigots bogusly making claims that the country's leadership position belongs to them. These same bigots have unequivocally made strong statements swearing to make this country ungovernable for Mr. GEJ.
Lets imagine what this country will look like if these same group comes out and swear that they will make this country governable for Mr. GEJ and say with with all sense of responsibility. I will leave you to romance the feeling of being secured in this country even in a place of worship.
These bigots are only interested in breweing chaos in the country so to discredit GEJ administration.

Now I ask, is it because GEJ is not a northerner, is it because he is a Christian? Ponder on this, or is it because some people where not able to snatch the seat of power even through the game of balloting which ultimately goes to the best rigger?

Listen up, all those calling for GEJ's resignation should stop that nonsense. For all I care, GEJ should remain in power even beyond 2015, and let's see what those who have sworn to make the country a living hell for him will do. GEJ is not getting it right, but could a northerner had done better? Leadership positions in this country is not an exclusive right of any tribe in this Nation much so for a region that has nothing to contribute to the economic development of this nation. I think then, that the South east deserve to lead this nation for another 20 years because much of the resources of this ill fated country is from the SE.

Mind you, I am not in support of his cart before the horse policies, but I will not support the promotion of terrorism just to discredit GEJ's administration. Let's call a spade a spade.

Oga something dey do you what do you mean jonathan 2015 damm abi you dey expect contract from am all dis psycopath - I wish he resigns and let's the boko haram issue subside that's the prayer of sensible nigerians and you here wishing the suffering of the masses more

Haha una see wetin jonathan don cause which one be cassava own again for gala - hey abi make dem pack am with beef meat na and less flour - uac food sef na wa for em

Ol boy I still miss using cassava leaves am sure dats wat president jonathan uses that's is why the boss like anything made from cassava--- even the stick of used corn -agbado cleans well - we are africans ahoooo;;;;

Well yesterday. I enjoyed 2days nonstop elecricity saturday till sunday na today dem take am - so where is the non stop uninterrupted power- no be today jare dem dey try dese days but am not sure they can do nonstop for now -

Well na wetin oyedepo take hammer after all the brainwashed mugus pay pay ooo and till date their problem aint solved- fela don talk am na pastor life dey better pass - na followers dey suffer-
You see there is no heaven or hell bro its just a state if mind- we are already in hell here on earth -nigeria and you can get ur heaven here also hussle hard and make money you will enjoy or travel to yankee or europe and you will see heaven a bit- religion heaven or hell are all lies

Wait I don't understand you mean batman wanna deal with honeywell - how ?? On what grounds na wa ooo abi dem wan do batman noodles

Ricky is very good in punchlines bosses type but my dear hiphop heads that nigga is a fake he aint a real gangsta ok - he stole every idea from the drug kingpin called freeway rick ross- looks beards, character and go google it and see the law suit on rick rozay, that was the reason he adopted the name ricky rozay after his port of miami debut-- d guy was a prison warder ba0ck den not a street hussler as his lyric potray boss-

mikuz: Yeah but lyrically the track was weak!

Are you wit your right senses callin hit em up weak do you even know rap or hiphop where were you when the tupac n biggy beaf started plougin yam in ur village- and u come here saying hit em up is weak- I go send thunder strike you-
You bleeped ur for this statement- don't go say dis on american hiphop blog they gonna diss you , you gonna feel it like a punch on each replied post bro...
I feel like smackin you - yes nas ether our shine jiggas sing along dis track 1yrically and much gangster jigga fear ,but no diss track has ever reached pac -hit em up bitch

Well that is sure truth and that the way we nigerians get our way in music - you see our music industry have the potentials and its gonnna be big sonner - but this fucking govt don't even wanna put the structures well even the said GEJ entertainment money he gave all na wash - no body knows where the money is or even if it existed- crazy nation

Well all what we do in nigeria aare all personal efforts - you pay for ur studio session, you design ur website or social media pay for air play on radio -promo even ur album disc dubbin in alaba all na the poor strugglin artist do it all- infact you are the manager - ooo lard nigeria see wetin boiz dey go thru in a nation where pple feed less dan 2 dollars-

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So how does dis help reduce the price of fuel ,

And how does dis get to the front page sef - ojoro dey here o any post about wizkid banky dey always make am so why is our post not there hiss

May be agbaya banky go Bleep campus gas hostel him no pay dey were stripped and they managed to run out disguised like coppers lol

Billyonaire: 5000 Note will be nice idea and I dont care whose head is on it. Its just money, and one piece instead of 5 pieces of 1000 is very okay by me. Another excuse to say, I aint got change.

Well what do you mean 5000naira is rubbish and promotes hardship to the common man imagine splitting 1000 naira for change is a problem not to talk of 5000 hey dem go kill person for this country oo , inflation will prevail , I don't care whose face is on the bill if na isi ewu , but they should not do 5k - 2000naira is just ok

Yeah the yanks won they played very well - dat usa striker morgan was very energetic but she was greedy wit the balls -opps she wanted to score her own goal - not wantin to pass to her team mates if not usa for give japan like 4 goals- and damm usa gola keeper hope solo is a damm fine lady kai I want her --

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Google una don dey over do oo - why would some body search by inbox

Well that man is very nice to handle the case when I say women are evil - take it after fucking and bringing confusion now whe wanna be born again roorrbissh all this christain sisters forming child of God- I don't trust em if they wanna preach to me sef - dem don Bleep tire commit many things oya make me sef enjoy sef na -and she is lucky dat man likes her - if not na you LovePeddler bastard -i want you out of ma house by tommorrow -una go see her load for front of house

Hahahaa those sceintist should go and imply that idea to the rich saudis and arabs even their own american muslim - who eat belle full everyday of their life not us africans - nigeria where people eat unbalanced diet and sometimes 1-0-1 people are poor here to eat good food here some people eat ones a day - infact yesterday a graduate who lost his job asked me for 200naira after narating his story to me - he wanted to use it to cook food imagine a nation-
As for me I will never fast in ma life

afam4eva: lol

How can I deal with him am sure he is abuja -08071728009 that's is his number if you put it in google you can see much wit him - today I am visitin fcmb bank where he has an account -

I know ibilio its a border town on entrance to kogi state okene area infact
Never knew ibilio is edo state they all have the same behaviour like the okene people and auchi also alsi close to ekiti - I don't even see any reason kogi state should be classifies north central,

Hahaha na wa oo everything now it illuminatti even if ele eran sketch eye of malu wey him kill. Him don turn illuminatti

@poster I beg oo dangote no dey any jare even if him dey what is bad its all about knowledge and humanity - america was founded by the freemasons ok had it been nigerian founding fathers inculcate the brotherhood -naija for be like yankee - lemme tell you dats americas secrect

Beware of this scammer www.nigeriafxtrader.com

Can you imagine this bastard posted on here that he sells liberty reserve and I patronised him its been three days now he has not funded me
And I kept calling and he refused to pick my calls now I came to nairaland to reply his thread he has changed his subject to his posts he posted about the l.r he is an idiot he did not know ave already posted onm the thread and can find it on my last post
https://www.nairaland.com/999700/management#11725333

https://www.nairaland.com/996417/#11722578 also these two post his nairaland I'd is cutefx and I have his fcmb bank details how can I deal wit him first thin I will go to fcmb headquater to trace him and also thru his fone number can any nairalander assist me to join and get him

@poster pleade its gun shot victims ok not bomb blast - na wa oo this exageration about bomb blast don too much it was only a gun shot incidence - like american school kids do just like the batman dark knight shot something like dat not a boko haram blast ok
Dis ebira people are very violent in the state and some stupid religious fanatic have sponsored some aimless youth there to carry this actionn not boko haram they are innocent in this

Pls can u help me track nigeriafxtrader.com I bought lr and paid in his account and its been three days he is not picking his call he has not funded me - are they scammers - ?? I am tired oo wat will I do now